Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 1244 340. Pirate Joke Gift and Annual Most Exciting Gossip Award - Monthly Pass Plus Update [925]

   "Meet again, Mr. Black."

  After the pirates did a little bit of expression management, he finally stepped forward to meet Varian Wrynn, whom he had always called the "King of Children".

   Of course, nothing good can come out of a pirate's mouth.

  Although Varian has always been called a child, in fact, the current Varian Wrynn has long since faded away.

  Although he is not yet twenty years old and has just come of age, the tempering from his life still makes his every move full of the manners that a mature king should have.

   In particular, the blessing of the Holy Light washed away the warrior temperament on Varian and added a little gentleness to him.

   "Meet again, Your Majesty Varian."

  Black looked at Varian's outstretched hand, and he possessed himself to do a very respectful etiquette, but the pirate's lazy attitude made this interview full of sarcasm.

   "You are a lot more powerful than the last time we met."

  The pirate grabbed Varian's hand again, shook his head up and down, and glanced at the pretty blond girl beside Varian, who noticed the pirate's gaze and leaned over him.

   Of course, the Queen's etiquette was not for Blake Shaw, but for Derek Proudmoore.

   "Oops, I suddenly remembered that I missed the wedding of Your Majesty and the Queen. I really shouldn't, it's so rude, I'm going to send a gift to express my best wishes to the next heir to the Wrynn royal family.

   By the way, I would like to add congratulations to the two of you. "

   Speaking, Blake started rummaging in his luggage in front of a group of people.

   This outrageous action made the troll advisors behind the king widen their eyes, but the king and the grand duke looked at each other and could only show helpless expressions.

  Because the legendary Blake Shaw was like that, he was never a man of the rules, he disregarded all rules and traditions, he lived his life the way he liked.

  Don't mention it, for the young king, he would occasionally envy the freedom of not needing to please others or caring about the feelings of others.

   "Well, I got it together."

  Blake had enough treasures, and he quickly took out three things and put them in his hands.

A very straight wooden stick branch with a few green leaves, a bunch of sapphire bracelets clearly in pandaren style, with four gods painted and engraved, and a golden heroic spirit made of Elemental Steel mixed with Titan Iron. Helmet.

   He presented these three things to the children, the king and queen, and said enthusiastically:

   "You're welcome, take it, you deserve it. But I won't tell you who the three gifts were given, you have to guess.

   is like playing a little game to express our beautiful friendship. "

  The king and queen looked at each other.

The Queen    shyly touched her flat abdomen. Obviously, she was pregnant and did not hide from the pirate Lord, who was said to be very powerful.

   But regardless of Blake's status, the gift is a blessing, a gesture of goodwill, and a copy for the unborn child.

   It’s just the heart of others, as parents, they must accept it.

   And the three things that the pirates came up with are indeed extraordinary, and Queen Tiffin Arrian, who also came from a noble family, also has a very good appreciation ability.

   "I guess this branch with magical powers is for my child."

   King Varian took up the straight branch and said:

   "I feel the strong vitality from it. Using it to make a training wooden sword for a child will definitely protect him well during his childhood."

   "I suggest you make a staff that might be more appropriate."

  Blake blinked and said:

   "This kid must have a great talent for spellcasting."

"Really?"

  Varian and his queen were very happy to hear this.

  Because of Blake's legendary "prophet" attributes, he basically concluded that the next generation of kings is by no means mediocre. For parents, this can be the best news.

  "This beautiful bracelet should be given to my wife, it has a very powerful purification magic, it can protect the soul and body, and it is very suitable for Tiffin.

   is also what she needs now. "

  The young king picked up the bracelet, put it in the hands of his wife, and picked up the last very imposing Heroic Spirit Blitz helmet.

  Varian held his helmet and said to Black:

   "This golden helmet has the power from Valhalla, and the person who wears it doesn't have to worry about being attacked. This should be a gift for me, this Paladin.

   Thank you for your blessings, Lord Black, we are delighted to receive such a gift. "

   "I'm also very happy to give you my present."

  The pirate shrugged and said regretfully:

   "But you guessed wrong, my majesty."

   In the stunned gaze of everyone, Blake stretched out his hand, put the bracelet in the queen's hands into Varian's hands, and put the battle helmet in Varian's arms into the bewildered queen's arms.

   He also said to the young queen with seriousness:

   "As a mother, it is very important to protect your head from being hit by a stone flying from nowhere. You can't take it lightly. When you go out to meet the people on behalf of the royal family in the future, you must remember to wear a helmet.

   This is a good habit.

   Like me, I also wear a helmet when I go fishing.

  Normal people know that this good habit is very useful. "

After   , he looked at Varian, who was equally astonished, and said:

   "As for you, Your Majesty, you need strength more than your pretty queen to protect your soul from being divided or disturbed.

   Although your destiny has taken an unknown path in my opinion, there is no doubt that your soul is still under threat. That's probably why Bwonsamdi must have sent Lord Vol'jin by your side, I think.

   Even the gods of death from alien races know that it is a very, very dangerous thing to listen to the voices in your ears or in your heart. "

  I was very happy at the gift-giving scene, because Blake's words immediately became embarrassing.

   However, there was a gratifying light in the eyes of Shore and the Grand Duke.

   As expected of a stinky pirate, he is reliable, and it is business as soon as he opens his mouth. It seems that looking for him is indeed the right choice.

   Although this guy is annoying most of the time, he is really useful when something goes wrong.

   "Let's have something to eat first."

   Duke Fordragon felt the change in the atmosphere in front of him, he touched his well-repaired beard, and took the initiative to say:

   "In the face of guests from afar, asking them to talk at the door is not our understanding of how we treat people in Stormwind Kingdom. I think that after a satisfying banquet, talking about these heavy things will make everyone more comfortable."

"Yep."

  Varian's expression was complicated, but he still maintained the dignity of the king, glanced at the bracelet in his hand, shook his head slightly, and took the initiative to invite Black to enter the Stormwind Fortress.

   And Queen Ariane was holding the golden flying wing helmet in her arms, she didn't know what to do with this weird "gift".

   However, as a young girl, she doesn't hate the little prank of the pirate Mr. in front of her, but thinks that Mr. Black is very interesting.

   is different from everyone she's seen before.

   Bad is really bad.

   But not the nasty bad as everyone says.

  Then, the queen holding the golden helmet heard Lord Black's whispered conversation with Duke Fordragon walking beside him, the content of which made Her Majesty's eyes widen instantly.

   "Hey, Bolvar, when are you going to go to Lordaeron to pick up your daughter? The little girl is not sensible when she was born, and there is no problem now, but in a few years she will be pestering her mother to ask for her father.

   And a single mother who takes care of her children alone will suffer a lot of criticism in the conservative and closed environment in northern Xinjiang.

   In order to protect the child from outside influences, maybe the beautiful pastor will find a husband who does not dislike taking care of the child.

   I'm afraid it will be too late if you go again. "

  Black said something like a joke.

   These words were like a bomb, instantly turning the hearts of everyone around him overturned, and even Xiao Er, who had always been calm, opened his mouth slightly.

   Good guy!

   Grand Duke Fordragon has an illegitimate daughter in northern Xinjiang!

   The Holy Light is above!

   This is definitely one of the hottest gossips in Storm Kingdom in the past two years.

   Grand Duke Fordragon's expression was even more shocked, with an indescribable astonishment.

   It can be seen that he really does not know the news, but from the clenched fist of the Grand Duke, it can be seen that the pirate's words are not just casual mockery and jokes.

   "Ah? What? Don't you know?"

  Black admired the uncontrollable expression of a noble and stereotyped Paladin in front of him. He thought it was really interesting, so he also made a "I'm surprised" expression and asked:

"Isn't it? You have been with that pastor for so long in the northern border! They so gently soothed your stressful heart, but you just walked away and returned to Stormwind City to be a happy grand duke. life, but completely forgot the lady she used to love each other.

  Is that what the Holy Light taught you about relationships between men and women?

   This holy light is really not serious. "

"no!"

  The Grand Duke lost control of his emotions and lost his calm and dignified posture. He waved his hands at a loss and tried his best to explain to everyone who was looking at him:

   "I begged Angela many times to return with me to Stormwind Kingdom, and after defeating the Greenskins, I proposed to her three times! But she said she gave her all to the Light.

   Her refusal made me too.

  Black!

  You tell me honestly, is what you said true?

   Angela really has

Please speak! "

   "Why are you yelling so loudly? I'm here to announce the good news, you should thank me instead of reprimanding me."

  The smelly pirate plucked out his ears, seeing that the grand duke in front of him was really unable to hold back, he showed a very awkward smile, took a picture taken by a dwarf camera from his arms, and handed it to the grand duke.

Bolvar Fortagn picked up the photo with shaking hands, which was apparently taken from an "unusually shot" angle of a woman in a priest's robe but with a hood, holding a swaddled baby in her arms. The scene as they leave the church in the company of several nuns.

  Although he didn't see the female priest's face, the Grand Duke recognized at a glance that it was indeed his lover in the Northern Frontier.

   "Don't worry, Grand Duke."

  The pirate pretended to comfort and said:

   "This child was ordered to be protected by His Majesty Fao as soon as he was born, and I also specially sent a powerful female assassin to infiltrate the manor where Mrs. Angela is currently recuperating.

   is absolutely foolproof!

   However, the reason why His Majesty Fao did not choose to tell you this news was probably due to Lady Angela's request. After all, she is an ascetic and the most sincere person in the church.

   She may have a hard time making a choice between love and faith, and she doesn't want to interfere with your bright future.

   In short, a pirate like me is also shocked by such a great sacrifice.

  You may not believe it, but the first time I heard your story with her, I hid in my captain's room and secretly wiped my tears, well, just like the current Queen Tiffin. "

  Blake glanced at Queen Tiffin Ariane, who was already wiping tears.

  Women are so sensual, especially when they are so young, it is time to believe in the magic of love.

  Being a new mother makes her mood swings more active than ever. It's normal to hear Duke Fordragon's love story and shed a few tears or something.

   "But we're men, right?"

  Blake picked up a piece of paper, wrote and drew an address on it, folded it and handed it to the Grand Duke, he said:

   "There are responsibilities that we cannot and should not escape. So, are you staying and having an unpleasant meal with me before intervening in His Majesty's mental health?

   Or start now to meet your daughter who is just over a month old?

   Need some parenting advice from me?

  I'm not bragging, I'm the man who helped the former Lady Guardian with children, and I'm experienced in this area! "

"I"

The Grand Duke    looked at the paper and the photo that recorded his daughter's location, and a man of the Holy Light like him was also in a tangle for a while.

   He looked at Varian, whom he regarded as his son.

  The child king showed a gentle and blessed expression, he stepped forward and held the hand of the grand duke, and said warmly:

   "Go, that kid needs you more, Bolvar, you've done enough for me and this country, you should give some time to your family.

  As the guardian and grand duke of Stormwind Kingdom, I ask you to bring back Mrs. Angela and the child together! The men of our Stormwind Kingdom will never be heartless!

   I also wish my little Anduin was born with a childhood friend who grew up with him.

   Go. "

"but you."

  The Grand Duke looked at Varian with trembling hands.

   He was still a little worried.

   The voice in the heart of His Majesty the King, whom he is loyal to, has worried the Grand Duke for a long time. For this reason, he even had to put down his insistence and invite a pirate prophet to treat the king.

   "I promise! The problem will be solved."

  Varian patted Bolvar's excited hand, and he said seriously:

   "When you come back with your family, I promise, you will see the old me."

   "Okay, I'll be back as soon as possible."

  The words of the king made the grand duke finally make up his mind. He glanced at Black with a complicated expression, and the stinky pirate responded by showing him a polite and decent, impeccable hypocritical smile.

  Under the gazes of everyone, the royal attendant brought a horse for the grand duke. He turned on the horse, and even before he could change his clothes, he galloped toward the mage area.

  This man seemed to have wings for himself at this moment, he wanted to fly to his family, and then protect them at all costs.

   Just like he protects the country for which he gave everything.

   Ah, today is really a lively day.

   (end of this chapter)