Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 1371: 4. Married Queen's Obscene Inquiry [5/20]
Chapter 1371 4. The humble request of the wife and queen [520]
"Mmmm! The legendary nasty pirate joke finally appeared!"
When Caitlin heard Blake tell a dirty joke, this outspoken girl not only was not shy, but laughed, and put the pirate machete that Blake threw to her around her waist.
She even took out the red pirate hat she had made from a tailor in Dalaran from her luggage and put it on her head, and gave Black a pirate salute to Black in a smug and proud manner.
Don't tell me, this girl is really more like the unqualified black-skinned elf pirate king of Anaris Moonshire who thinks about marrying the little puppy Lilas all day long and has no intention of managing the fleet. A heroic female pirate.
But then, she was knocked on the head by Blake's curled fingers, causing Caitlyn to squat down in pain.
"You're just a sailor! You're not qualified to wear a captain's hat, you idiot! You'll be masted with this on board."
Black grabbed Caitlyn's red pirate hat, put a black sailor's triangle hat on her head, and sent a few pirate guards beside her to send Caitlyn to report to the academy.
Then, Black turned his head and looked at the silent Queen Mia in front of him.
He took a step forward with his head tilted, put the delicate red pirate hat on top of the silent queen's head, helped her straighten the brim, took another step back, rubbed his chin and admired it.
After a few seconds, he said:
"Only a mature and brave woman like Queen Mia is qualified to wear this hat, looking at your temperament, there are definitely people who believe you are a pirate king.
Let's go, Your Majesty, let's talk in the tavern, you seem to have a lot of wives on your mind, and you seem to need a handsome and mighty listener.
Want me to buy you a few drinks? "
I have to say that although Miss Caitlin looks at Biao Huhu, her aesthetic level is really nothing to say.
The pirate captain's hat that she asked a tailor to make for her is very beautiful. The traditional boat-shaped hat is also decorated with white fluff, and there is a pirate skull emblem sewn with golden lines, which makes this thing look evil and expensive.
Especially when worn by a mature woman with outstanding temperament, the wild taste of the mature female pirate appeared all at once.
When the silent Queen Mia followed Blake into the pirate tavern in Losberg Town, all the males in the tavern stopped talking and bowed their attention to the Queen.
"Enough, you guys!"
Blake scolded angrily:
"Have you never seen a woman? Go away and continue drinking for me! If you dare to embarrass me again, you'll screw your heads off and kick it as a ball!"
The deterrent effect of this scolding is still very strong. In the next moment, all the pirates continued to drink and enjoy themselves, but when Black just invited the queen to sit down, his ears moved slightly and he heard some very bad discussions.
"Hey, look, the captain's XP has finally returned to normal. He's a beautiful living human being! He's still a handsome lady."
"That woman's figure is really strong, much better than those dry elves."
"Who said it wasn't? It looks like a big man, lady, hehe, so the captain likes this tune."
These words were said in a low voice.
But obviously the drunken pirates underestimated the super-hearing of their own captain. Blake's face was sinking, and he politely said to Queen Mia opposite:
"Well, wait a minute, I'll take care of some personal affairs between pirates."
After finishing speaking, under the astonished gaze of Queen Mia, Blake rolled up his sleeves and stood up, took the two wine bottles on the table like a war hammer, and walked towards the rear aggressively.
Afterwards, Her Majesty the Queen of Gilneas witnessed Blake knocking a wine bottle on the fangs of a troll pirate who whispered strange words, and after breaking the fangs, an extremely fierce "tavern brawl" was triggered.
Amid the miserable howls, it took Blake less than a minute to K.O. the audience, and let the tauren bartender with a broken horn toss out the bruised **** one by one. .
was thrown into the pigsty outside the door, and let them eat mud to wake up.
The whole tavern soon quieted down.
The crumb pirate who moved his body returned to the table with a few bottles of good wine. He was a gentleman with his teeth to help the queen open the wine stopper, but Queen Mia pushed the bottle of wine to Black in disgust.
Her arm was injured and she could only pick up another bottle of wine with one hand.
With the force of his fingers, the cork of the wine bottle was pulled out abruptly.
This action represents that Queen Mia is by no means a powerless lady, and before she started talking about things, she raised her head boldly and poured a whole bottle of wine into her mouth, which made Blake stand up. Thumbs up for a while.
"With your level of alcohol, even if you don't become a queen, you are at least a captain in my fleet."
Black immediately sent "Praise of Pirates".
He also took a sip from the wine bottle, looked at the gasping queen in front of him, and said in a low voice:
"So, is Gilneas so messed up? Jean just let his beautiful wife get injured and came to a group of stinky pirates to ask for help?
Do you want me to arrange a meeting between you and my mother?
I heard that you two have always been very good old girlfriends. "
"You sound like I'm very old when you say that."
Queen Mia glared at the pirate and said:
"I'm only thirty-seven, okay?"
"But you are already a mother of two children."
Black shrugged and said:
"You are an elder, the most important thing is that I can feel that you have a determined determination in your heart, a terrible determination that you are about to make a very arrogant request.
And you are willing to give everything for this request. "
The smelly pirate stopped.
He looked at Queen Mia in front of him, waiting for the latter to say her intentions.
The queen clenched her fists. She was a little nervous, but she said calmly:
"Mr. Black, the last time we parted, you told me that I was the Uncrowned's guest of honor, so now I'm going to place the next bounty on the Uncrowned.
I want you and your assassins to infiltrate the royal city of Gilneas and rescue my Liam and my Tess and little Lorna from the palace.
Gene and Darius have gone crazy!
They are bewitched by Lylar Blaze and his dark god, I really can't guess what they will do next? I can't stop them.
I tried before.
But I failed, I just want to see my kids back to me safely now. "
"Well, that's a big job."
Black showed an "I guessed it" expression,
He took a sip of wine and teased the little firebird sky on his shoulders, he said:
"The Uncrowned was expelled to go to other places to work, and now the local establishment has not been restored. If I want to perform this task, I have to personally go out and call for the Uncrowned in the entire northern Xinjiang.
In a city already occupied by werewolves, brought out from the heavily guarded palace under the watchful eyes of a king with a luna scythe and a **** of an old werewolf who lived for more than 10,000 years, as well as their dark evil spirits three children.
This job is a terrible challenge even for me. But the Uncrowned has no tradition of rejecting bounties from dignitaries, so now I have only one question. "
The smelly pirate put down the wine bottle in his hand. He looked at Queen Mia in front of him seriously, and said:
"How much can you pay for this bounty?"
"I'm penniless now."
Queen Mia looked at Blake without any hesitation. She drank the wine in her hand, wiped her mouth again, and said with a blurred look:
"Take whatever you want."
"Tsk tsk, what a terrifying reward. Gilneas are worthy of being the best merchants, and the skill of the white wolf with empty gloves comes at the mouth."
Blake raised his brows and looked at the queen who was putting everything in front of him. His eyes wandered on Queen Mia's cheeks and neck. After a few seconds, he stood up and walked to the queen's side.
Queen Mia closed her eyes when the pirate's hand fell on the queen's shoulder and took off the cloak she was wearing.
Her body was shaking, but she didn't resist.
She could feel Blake's fingers free on the skin of her arm. She was ready to endure all the humiliation. Then, a sharp pain that penetrated her heart made the queen twitch, and she fell to the pirate screaming in pain. in the arms.
She opened her eyes.
saw that his injured arm was being held by Blake, and the other hand of the smelly pirate had a slender scalpel made of shadow.
"Hold on, it's going to hurt. But I have to get rid of all the toxins and curses from your wounds, and I have to help you get rid of this stubborn ailment before you turn into a werewolf.
I don't want a potential werewolf by my mother's side.
Although Dai Lin is very interested in women other than humans, if her mother turns into a werewolf, that old lunatic will definitely destroy my island desperately.
That's not what I want to see. "
The pirate said to Queen Mia, who was clenching her teeth and twitching in her arms:
"Also, the venom on werewolf claws isn't quite as scary as the curse on their teeth, but it's still deadly. It's rare for something like yours to persist without doing anything.
It must be painful on the way, right?
And I think this werewolf toxin may have invaded your brain, my queen. "
Blake cut the swollen and completely cursed wound with a knife, and said in Queen Mia's ear:
"You must have gone mad! You will treat yourself as a reward, you are not as valuable as you think, and why are you so humble? Your Majesty.
You are really desperate, right?
If my mother knew I was doing something with her old bestie, I'd be done.
You are indeed charming.
But trust me, not all men, all the time, think with their lower body. "
"I don't need to get rid of it!"
Queen Mia was sweating with pain, but she still grabbed the pirate's hand, gritted her teeth and said to him:
"I thought a lot along the way, maybe I've always been prejudiced against werewolves, maybe I can only understand Gene and their pain when I become a werewolf.
I want to keep this curse.
In the future of Gilneas, I need the power to protect my children and lead my people. Haven't you heard yet? Blake.
Gene has bowed his head to the darkness!
He is no longer fit to be king.
He and the dark old werewolf he had summoned from his dreams were planning a terrible invasion, and they wanted to spread the werewolf's curse throughout the northern border and the entire human civilization.
They will take the opportunity of the alliance to fight you in the North Sea to complete their dark ambitions, and all kingdoms will sink in the shadow of werewolves like Gilneas.
And this is my second bounty for you
I want you.
Assassinate them!
It may be crazy to kill the mad king and his hateful counselors in their palace before all is lost, but you know
Who ordered my arrest? "
The pain of 's wound being cleaned made Queen Mia a little unconscious. She said to Blake with a painful tone of despair and betrayal:
"It's Jean!
is the man who keeps saying that he will protect me for the rest of his life. He will take me to kneel to his **** of darkness, and he will turn his country into an earthly kingdom of abyss hungry wolves.
That man is no longer someone I know well.
I'm not such a cheap, casual woman.
but.
I have no reason to keep going.
Bring back my children, whoever it is, bring them back, please, I can give everything, I have no one to rely on. "
"Ugh."
Black sighed.
He unleashed a shadow healing and a curse of "ignore the pain" on the queen, who was delirious with pain. The magic from the shadows gathers in the queen's body to help her resist the constant pain.
This made her sober a bit.
The pirate has helped her to release the poisonous blood from the wound. He squatted beside the weak Queen Mia, while helping her with the runecloth bandage, he whispered:
"For other women, beauty is indeed the last weapon, but you are different, Mrs. Mia, I can't forget the first time I saw you that rainy night.
I will never forget your heroic gesture of protecting the children in the heavy rain with your bare feet in hand with your sword and firearm.
You are not weak, you have powers you have not yet discovered.
For you like this, it's too disrespectful to assume a posture of being slaughtered by others.
I take this bounty, ma'am.
I will ask you for a payment, and you can definitely afford it.
Since you have no one to rely on, you can rely on yourself. You can protect your children yourself and punish your hateful husband who breaks your heart. "
Black helped the weak Queen Mia up, and he said to the Queen, who rested his head on his shoulder and wept silently:
"Since Jean can no longer perform his duties as king, why not change to a queen who is more qualified to lead the country forward? Just a few days ago, I just held the enthronement ceremony for a majesty.
I suddenly found that I am very good at this.
So, next, let us plan a coronation ceremony for you.
Wipe away your tears, Your Majesty.
You have to throw away all your weaknesses, the people want to see a strong leader who can lead them out of the darkness, so this is your last tear.
Don't say foolishness to accept werewolf's power to understand their pain, I will show you that pure human blood also possesses dark power no weaker than werewolf.
and weak Jean
He will eventually kneel before you and beg for forgiveness.
Also, I think you should think more about it, from my point of view, if Genn really wants to kill you, there is no way you could have escaped to the island and cried to me about it all. "
The pirate helped Queen Mia out of the tavern, and in the groan of the pirates in the pigsty mud pit outside the door, he whispered to the queen:
"It wasn't Gene who betrayed you. On the contrary, I think it was the old man who deliberately used this method of exile to protect you when everything was irreversible.
Of course, these are all my guesses, and I will have to go to Gilneas to see the specifics to find out.
Hold on, I'll send you to see my mother.
I know that a strong and brave lady like you will always have some grievances that cannot be exposed in front of stinky men, so just cry in front of my mother, she will definitely keep it a secret for you. "
The pirate helped the queen to walk forward. Queen Mia was still suffering from the painful injuries. She lowered her head and whispered:
"You're not as ruthless and evil as the legends say, Blake, you're a gentleman, which makes you attractive, and if I were twenty years younger, or you were twenty years older, I think we'd be a little **** off. Gene's Story"
"Really? Taking the risk of being hacked to death by Gene to have some not-so-pure friendship with you?"
Black chuckled and said:
"Stop kidding, ma'am, although I'm glad you praised me for being gentle, I really have no intention of interfering in your seemingly troubled marriage.
I’m also in love debt right now. "
(end of this chapter)
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