Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 1512 145. To deal with children, you have to lure them with candy

  Lothar is very busy.

   After being embraced by death, he got almost eternal life, but he felt that time was running out, so His Majesty the Lich King became an introverted dog.

   He leads by example and doesn't want to waste a minute on useless things.

  Therefore, after gathering the dead navy that he was very satisfied with in this sea of ​​Quel'Thalas, His Majesty Lothar handed over the control of the fleet to his admiral.

   He himself took his three Knights of the Apocalypse and the death knights of the Brotherhood of the Iron Horse to the shores of Quel'Thalas, preparing for his "northern cruise".

   He couldn't even find time to meet Black, and the pirates didn't seem to have any plans to say anything to Lothardo.

After having a simple but gunpowder-flavored supper with little Jaina and her family on Fina's ship "Queen of the Golden Sword", this pesky guy quietly disappeared into the night of the Elf Kingdom .

  His "The Evil of This World" had left this area before, returning to Mechagon's home port for repairs and enhancements in all aspects.

  Although this voyage was fruitful, the ship still has "billion points" of small problems that need to be adjusted.

The   mechanical gnomes are very obsessed with the perfect shape of this ship, they regard it as an epoch-making work of engineering, and this group of ingenious mechanics will not allow any flaws in the evil of this world.

   Of course, they went back with a shameless troll pirate god.

  Gaboa seems to be afraid of Black's repentance, and the stalker also pushes the transformation process of his Reaper to the front end of the Mechagon production line.

   For this, he even wanted to bribe Prince Erazmin with money.

   Of course this **** request was rejected by the upright dwarf prince.

   However, Mechagon still reached a "cooperation agreement" with the old troll. There are few mechanical gnomes, and many of the materials they need are monopolized by the goblin consortium.

  Therefore, the Mechanic Prince asked Gaboa to give "a little lesson" to the goblins who kept raising their prices maliciously.

   For this job, Gaboya said that it was a piece of cake. Anyway, he was in need of money to complete the transformation of the Reaper. Isn't this a pillow for drowsiness?

   As we all know, goblins are the richest!

   And the goblins are generally rich and unkind, and they can be killed!

   Of course, Gaboa sent his ship to Mechagon to be remodeled, also in the hope of avoiding disaster.

   In this sea battle, he stood on the opposite side of the sky wall, helping the Hydraxian water elements to drive away the army of the wind element.

   With the wind rider's neurotic state and degree of prudence, if Gaboya doesn't find a place to hide again, he will probably be "warmed" directly by the Legion of the Unending Wind tomorrow.

   Anyway, a naval battle has changed a lot of things, and its influence will take time to spread.

   In the night time of Quel'Thalas, Daelin, who was standing on the coast, watched her Sea Kingship with a mixed mood as Fina greeted a group of excited pirates to drive away from this sea area.

   The bear girl of her own family even couldn't wait to write the name of the "Queen of the Golden Sword" on the sails to announce her great cause of defeating Dai Lin.

   "My daughter has grown up."

  Beside Dai Lin, Mrs. Jinjian said embarrassingly:

   "Don't take it to heart, I still have some private money. When we go back to Kul Tiras, I will pay to build you an identical ship."

   "There will be no second Sea King in this world."

  Dai Lin glanced at the shard of the mast that belonged to the Sea Kingship in her hand. He smiled and said in a low voice:

"My ship was taken away, my seafaring career was over, my sons and daughters joined forces to send me out of the battlefield of this sea, and they wanted me to stay in my hometown to be a good king and not interfere with the next era. great cause.

so be it.

   I’m really getting old anyway”

   "It's better to be ruthless and become a undead, Dai Lin."

  Old Marshal Barry's voice came from the dark night, Dai Lin looked back, wearing an old Kul Tiras military uniform and a worn-down triangle hat, the death admiral stepped forward.

   He seemed to have a lot of energy.

   He was almost indistinguishable from when he was alive, except for those eyes that burned with blue flames.

   "Only after death will you understand the generosity and kindness of death to us old men."

   Marshal Barry said in his hollow voice:

   "When I was alive, I went to the toilet twice a night, and I had to control my food intake every time I ate to avoid embarrassing scenes. Maybe you don't know, I almost couldn't control my **** bladder during a meeting.

  The injury made me suffer from severe pain in my legs every rainy day, my teeth were about to fall out, I couldn’t see anything in my left eye, and my heart would stop for a few seconds at some point in the night.

  Death is not hell, I have suffered in **** before that.

   And old age is a kind of punishment, Dai Lin, a kind of punishment that can really be experienced and felt.

   Especially for people like us.

  When you are so old that you can't even control your own urine, you will realize that death is so insignificant compared to this cruel torture.

   We cannot die in a bed full of excrement.

  We have to pursue the decency that belongs to us even at the end of our lives

  So I advise you, before you lose sleep and hair loss all night long, and you can't even chase the enemy, you should end yourself as soon as possible, and then you will be like me, and you will seem to be back to twenty years old with endless energy.

   In addition to being troubled by those memories without temperature, the period after my death was the most comfortable day I have lived in the past ten years. "

   As he spoke, Marshal Barry let out a weird and gloomy laugh. He took out a chilled ice crystal dagger from his waist and stuffed it into Dai Lin's hand.

   He patted Dai Lin's shoulder as before, and said softly:

   "When you feel like you're going to lose your dignity and decency, use this thing to hit your heart hard and let yourself embrace death as a mighty warrior instead of an old, old-fashioned attitude.

   Don't be afraid, let me, the person who came here, tell you.

   It doesn't hurt as much as you think. "

   "You old dog!"

   Dai Lin was not angry either, he laughed and threw the dagger into his luggage, he said:

   "I've only heard of persuading people to live well, but I've never seen one who persuaded people to die. What kind of dog can say such a **** thing? I'm different from you, you poor loner.

  I have my wife, I have my children, I have my family.

   I haven't lived enough yet! "

   "Tsk tsk, it's hard to imagine what a man who was just beaten down by his own daughter would say"

  Old Marshal Barry sneered:

   "I heard that your son is not even interested in beating you up. How can you live as if you were a failure? I think you should just die.

   Be nice to yourself, Dalene.

   I'm curious, how did you convince yourself to accept such humiliation? "

   "If you don't take the burden of your family as a humiliation."

  Dailyn shrugged and said:

   "Besides, I'm willing, can you manage it? Go and take your dead navy, I want to see, what kind of an old dog can train this dead corps?"

   "You'll see."

  Old Marshal Barry snorted, turned and walked into the darkness, he said:

   "At your funeral, I will take my fleet to mourn you, your son will not allow your soul to fall into our hands, he may arrange a happy ending for you in the world of the dead.

   But we will continue to wait in this world until the day when the eternal garrison ends.

farewell.

  Daline Proudmoore.

farewell.

  My Admiral. "

   "We'll meet again in that war-filled world, old Barry."

   Dai Lin shouted into the darkness:

"At that time, let's play another game to see who will be the general and who will be the adjutant! I'm sorry, I didn't give you a chance to decide whether to win or lose. Although I gave you a certain result, it will be the same, but at least it will let you Be more respectful when you talk to me."

   "Hehe, what is the name of a loser dog?"

   Old Barry's hollow voice came from afar, and he said:

   "You're sure to lose, I won't be merciful next time."

"Hahaha"

   The laughter of the two old men reverberated in this desolate night almost simultaneously. After the night was quiet, Dai Lin coughed twice and said to Mrs. Jinjian:

   "Go to your manor and rest for the night. Since Lothar wants to see the kings, I have to attend too."

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   "What? Marshal Lothar has entered the Northern Territory, and King Terenas is inviting the kings to Stratholme?"

  In the distant city of Stormwind Kingdom, Grand Duke Bolvar Fordragon was walking around his manor with his daughter in his arms, but received a piece of news that was not good news.

   He frowned immediately, thinking of King Varian's recent bad situation, and he felt that it was best not to let Varian participate in this meeting.

   But the next moment, the guards who sent the news told the Grand Duke a worse news.

   "Your Majesty, he. He has already set off! He did not disturb anyone, he set off alone."

"what!"

  The grand duke raised his voice a few times in an instant, making the little girl in his arms cry loudly, causing the duke to coax the child in a hurry, and then lowered his voice and said to the guards:

   "Quick! Immediately let Archmage Marin lead someone to chase him back. His Majesty's current state of mind sees that Marshal Lothar has designated an accident! Let Shaw follow him, and be sure to bring him back!"

   "Follow orders!"

  The Royal Guard immediately turned around and rushed out of the manor. In less than ten minutes, the leader of MI7 and the Archmage of Stormwind reached Stratholme through the portal.

   They are going to bring back his majesty Varian, who is in poor condition.

   But unexpectedly, Varian Wrynn, who had set off before, did not reach the northern border, and the teleportation mages in Stratholme did not perceive that the portal of Stormwind City was opened in the city.

   In other words, His Majesty Varian must have encountered an accident during the teleportation process, which made everyone including Shaw numb.

   Heck!

   Their king is missing! Still missing in a teleportation accident, this has happened many times in the past, and what happened to those who got lost in space, well, it can only be said that they are not very healthy.

  But, where is Varian Wrynn now?

   "Crash, crash"

  The icy sea water at night washed the arms and legs of the young man, making this haggard young man with a messy beard and hair that had not been groomed for a long time suddenly opened his eyes in a certain cold touch.

   Being forcibly interrupted the teleportation and the unstoppable magic forcibly changed the action of the teleportation point, making his mind still full of dizziness at this time.

   It was as if someone had hit him on the forehead with a stick.

  Varian Wrynn is also a very talented paladin, and the aftermath of this teleportation trek alone is enough to keep him in bed for a week.

  Although this time has been bad and his mentality has collapsed, Varian still has the instinct to fight when he encounters danger. The moment he wakes up, he reaches out and touches the sword at his waist.

   but felt empty.

   "Are you looking for this?"

   A familiar voice with ridicule and ridicule sounded on the beach stones not far from Varian, making the young king itch with hatred and stood up from the sea.

   He called for the Holy Light to come, and the golden flames instantly dried the water stains on his clothes, making him look like an angry avenger.

   He stared at Blake leaning against the odd stone, who was playing with Varian's royal saber, which was being roasted over a bonfire with a large lobster stuck at the tip.

   Regardless of the identity of this guy, this scene is really like a picnic at night.

   And the surrounding environment is also very strange.

  Varian saw the forest in front of the coast. Those trees were not found in Stormwind Kingdom, like maple leaves. Such a large-scale maple forest exists only in one place on the Eastern Continent.

   This is some remote shore in Quel'Thalas?

   "You must be wondering if you stepped into the portal from Stormwind Kingdom to Stratholme, what would you be unconscious on the desolate coast of Quel'Thalas?"

  Black didn't look back at Varian Wrynn, who was walking towards him angrily. He took some seasonings from his hand and sprinkled them on the grilled lobster to make the delicious aroma even better.

He says:

   "I made it, and I got a great new staff that I can forcefully pull you anywhere in the world, ignoring any teleportation rules.

   You should thank me for not sending you directly into the deep sea or into a volcano

   But speaking of which, as a king, why do you always like to act alone?

   This is not a good habit.

   Do you think you are amazing?

   Do you think you can handle all the dangers in this world with a sword made by dwarves? My lovely child king who can't even protect his adoptive father and his biological father. "

   "Shut up!"

   Black's words no doubt angered Varian, and the guy definitely did it on purpose.

   The angry young king called for the Holy Light with his bare hands and smashed at Black, but the latter just ripped open the lobster legs that were roasted and rang out, savoring the deliciousness and ignoring the attack from behind.

   When Varian's fist approached the pirates, General Karl, who was hiding next to Black disguised as a stone, suddenly clenched his fist and attacked.

   The punch of the demigod stoneborn directly shattered the holy light around Varian, smashing his whole body and flying out, and fell into the icy sea water in embarrassment.

The   stoneborn had fought against the naaru in Revenders, and no one was better at dealing with creatures of the Light than them.

   "Look, I said, the world is dangerous, my poor boy king, you obviously don't realize it."

  Black grabbed the fragrant lobster leg and stood up, and while he was eating, he said to Varian, who was rushing up from the water with a roar:

   "Okay, stop being childish, calm down, descendant of the Wrynn family."

   "I want to talk to you about something, uh, to be precise, my Majesty wants to talk to you about something about the long-lost Emperor's sword, Stromka Warbreaker."

  The pirate looked at the angry wet king in front of him, he took a bite of the big lobster, blinked his eyes and said:

   "Tell me, Varian Wrynn, do you want to be Emperor? Or, to put it another way, do you want to be the High King of the Alliance? Don't be shy, just say what you want.

  I will help you make your wish come true.

   I'll make everyone look up to you, the last time I was so generous was the last time, so seriously, think about it. "

   (end of this chapter)