Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 1555 188. You can insult the personality of the lunatic, but you cannot insult the profession of the lunatic

The appearance of the four frigates of the Draenei completely established the victory of the Heroic Spirit Legion's assault. Well, this is not to say how sharp the draenei's spaceship attack is. In fact, as a "peace-loving" race, the draenei Human frigates also did not have enough offensive weapons installed.

   However, although these four gem spaceships cannot shoot anything powerful, their shields are thick!

   As an exiled race chased by the Burning Legion among the stars for 25,000 years, the draenei's technology tree has undergone serious partiality over a long period of time.

   Their master technicians basically filled up the shield technology of the spaceship, so that these old ships could escape with the bombardment of the legion in a critical moment.

   The shield system used in Star Wars is also very good in the current Ulduar.

As soon as the four spaceships debuted, they were locked by the attacks of the remaining three mechanical temples because of their huge size, just like the four top-level T faces appearing in the sky, attacking 90% of the enemies in the chaotic airspace at once. attracted to the past.

Various beams of light from the Temple of Titans splashed ripples on the shield of light of the draenei spaceship, and all kinds of peculiar streamers flew in the air, like the most gorgeous fireworks show. of people are dizzying.

   But on the battlefield at this time, except for the heartless smelly pirates, probably no one took the time to appreciate the beautiful fireworks in the sky.

  The heroic spirits on the ground marched forward, and there was no enemy fire interference in the sky. The dragon army of Xiaoxing was even more reckless. They used their own dragon breath to help the heroic spirits clear the way on the ground.

  Those storm beacons like black trees were destroyed one after another, and the iron soldiers who dashed to the front of the Heroic Spirit Legion through the wash of dragon breath would be directly run over by the heroic spirits who were rushing forward.

   Within twenty minutes, the fast-moving Heroic Spirits crossed this large battle platform that was theoretically impossible to cross, and reached the real entrance of the front hall.

Of course, there is no shortage of gatekeepers in any important facility, and Ulduar, the city of titans, is no exception, just as the Lord of War and the Great Guardian use their high authority to forcibly open the gate to the vestibule , a rush of alarms rang out on the platform of war that had not yet subsided, accompanied by the great movement of the earth and mountains.

The King of War immediately stepped back, waved the lightning spear in his hand and roared and threw a dazzling thunder forward. While smashing the thick wall in front of him, it also smashed the sparks from the front deck of the huge golden chariot rushing out from behind. splash.

   The harsh sound of the sharp blade rubbing against the metal caused the mortal warriors present to cover their ears.

   is simply noise pollution.

And a few seconds later, when the colliding smoke clouds dissipated, a huge mechanical chariot as high as the city wall of Stormwind was crushing everything in the roar of the huge black smoke from the four exhaust pipes. Smashed through the broken wall and appeared in front of everyone.

   "My God!"

   As soon as this thing appeared, the mechanical gnome craftsmen who went out with the army used their electronic vocal cords to scream with excitement like a satyr when they saw a beautiful woman.

If the dwarves who were protecting them hadn't been quick to push these crazy guys to the ground, these mechanic madmen would have rushed out desperately, trying to reach out and touch this mighty golden chariot before it crushed them. A masterpiece of titan engineering.

  Blake's figure flickered and fell from the sky, landing on the shoulders of the war king who was waiting for him.

  Although he is an "engineering idiot", Blake is still very interested in the mighty Titan chariot in front of him. After all, that man doesn't like such a sci-fi-style war machine?

   This thing is much cooler than the dwarves steam tanks.

There are no rough traces of riveting on the golden titan iron shell. At first glance, it is cast in one piece. It also has a thick muzzle, a majestic shield generator, and a very cool front armor that is shaped. It’s a pity that the giant on the armor The head had been slashed across the face by a stab from Odin's spear.

   But the battle damage doesn't matter, and seeing the steel wheels that this thing can easily kill ten tauren is enough to make people fascinated.

   This is a big toy for men.

   "Without a doubt, Mimiron's artifact of war."

  Odin's one eye shone with seriousness, and he said to Raiden beside him who called for lightning to bless all the heroic spirits and warriors:

   "I remember that before I was exiled, Mimiron was obsessed with designing a complete weapon system that could adapt to any battlefield, and the good news is that he seems to have succeeded.

  The bad news is that the guy used this thing against us. "

   "No, this is just a trial work."

   Black on Odin's shoulder immediately corrected:

   "Look, it has Mimiron's trial stamp on the hood.

   That guy put this thing "waste utilization" in the dismantling plant. I saw it in the prophecy, and there was another "big toy" that Mimirron made for himself in the dismantling plant.

   But this is an opportunity. "

   Pirate Advice says:

   "Any mechanical creation in Ulduar is connected to Mimiron's laboratory, maybe you can try to talk to the Guardian of Wisdom, maybe we can 'convince' him out of the way?

   As far as I know, Mimiron should be one of the few guys in Ulduar whose mind is not corrupted by the void.

   He just went mad because of a lab accident. "

   "Initiate the joke protocol: do you like talking to lunatics so much? Is it because you feel a special sense of belonging with them when you stay with them?"

   Since the start of the war, the Holy Mother of Purity, who had been silently treating the wounded, suddenly complained, causing the pirates to widen their eyes, and the serious King of War and the Great Guardian to grin.

   "Hey, this is too vicious, it seems that the nourishment of love has opened up the mechanical brains."

  The pirates immediately responded, but Madonna of Purity immediately put on an expression of "disdain to argue with you", leaving Blake's fangs and mouths nowhere to be used.

  The smelly pirate could only look at Raiden, and some exasperatedly shouted to the big guardian:

   "Lord Raiden, take care of your woman!"

  Lyden just pretended not to hear it. He took a few steps forward and showed his authority to the golden chariot roaring in front of him, ready to launch a destructive attack, and then shouted to it:

   "Mimiron, my brother, Odin and I came to rescue the place of creation shrouded in darkness, I know you are still awake, let your creation make way, and you can purify this holy place with us."

   "Huh? Who? Odin? That nerd is back? What the hell!"

   In the next instant, a loud and sharp sound rang out in the golden chariot, and along with the strange squeaking sounds like disturbed electromagnetic signals, a Titan projection appeared above the chariot.

   In that vivid holographic projection, what appeared was not a rock or metal giant of the same style as Raiden and Odin. On the contrary, what appeared there was a guy like a mechanical gnome with a round body.

  His head is a ball decorated with electronic eyes, and he also has very clumsy mechanical eyebrows on it, how weird it looks.

   When this guy appeared, the mechanical gnomes and gnomes in the Heroic Spirit Legion suddenly became noisy, due to the guidance and calling in the blood, making them realize that the guy in front of them was their creator.

   Or you can call it the **** of gnomes, the **** of creators or something like that.

   "The Titans are on top! Mimiron, my brother, how did you become like this?"

  Ryden was also taken aback by Mimiron's "new image", he immediately realized that there must be something wrong, he asked with pain and concern:

   "Did Yogg-Saron do it? It made you like this?"

   "Ah, no no no, this has nothing to do with the **** old god, it's my experiment that went wrong.

   To put it simply, a bad guy tampered with my laboratory energy device, which not only caused me to blow up when I turned it on, but also forced my world-shattering "Heart of the World Bomb" experiment to be suspended. "

   Mimiron in the form of a mechanical dwarf looks abnormal at first glance. When he talks about his tragedy, he has no pain, and his noisy and angry look is like a complete neurosis.

   He screamed exaggeratedly:

"But I know who did that, it must be that **** Loken! He thought he had a relationship with that slutty vrykul woman I didn't know, but in fact I've given each of you rooms a long time ago. Camera installed in the dark!

   Yes, I know the dark little secrets of all of you

   But that's not the point!

   The point is that you are too late.

  The madman Odin and the missing Raiden, 49 hours ago, Yogg Saron began to attack its cage, and now the damage degree of the cage has reached 76% of the warning line!

  I'm about to start my new, world-shattering invention!

  I want to detonate all the energy devices of the entire Forge of Will and Spark of Wisdom at once. According to my calculations, we have an 87.54% probability of killing Yogg-Saron in its cage.

   Of course, this will cause a very serious geological disaster, and the entire Northrend continent will have a 99.93% probability of being blown up to the continental shelf, but it is necessary

what!

   Who is that woman over there?

   Why haven't I seen it?

  Hi, hello, beauty.

  Do you need me to help you repair the energy circulation module in your body? I have detected unexpected activity in your emotional circuit, you may be sick. "

  "Initiate the protocol for dealing with dirty words: Hello Mimiron, your mental state is undoubtedly abnormal and needs to be corrected as much as your dirty tone.

  Let me introduce myself, my name is Our Lady of Purity, and I am the guardian physician of the Pantheon shaping. "

  The Virgin of Purity did not know where to take out a large and excessive mechanical wrench and syringe, and she said to Mimiron's phantom in front of her:

   "If you can calm down, then I don't mind helping you heal."

   "Injections? My God, what a backward treatment method."

   Mimirron clutched his chubby belly and let out the characteristic sharp laughter of dwarfs, his demeanor was exactly the same as that of a neurotic dwarf.

   No blood test needed.

   At first glance, it is his own.

   "You can't do this. You can't talk like this with a lunatic. Come on, leave it to me. I'm professional in this regard."

   Black coughed to stop the weird conversation between the guardians, he took a deep breath, and shouted to Mimiron's fantasy:

   "Hey, Mimiron, I've heard that you are a first-class engineer among the stars, and all your creations are astounding with the wisdom from Norgannon and the skillful hand bestowed by Khaz'gross himself."

   "Ha, this stupid flesh-and-blood creature has some knowledge, yes, it's me!"

   Mimirron proudly crossed his hips, raised his funny steel eyebrows, laughed and said:

   "All my creations are amazing masterpieces! Including the energy radiation bomb that I spent a few minutes designing yesterday, you will see it soon, and I will use it to blast you all into the sky!

   I won't let idiots interfere with my experiments anymore. "

   "But IMHO, what you make is a pile of rubbish!"

  Blake's conversation changed, and he began to mock Mimiron's creation. He cursed:

   "I showed your creation to a friend of mine and guess what it said?

  It says that your mind is full of outdated and useless garbage designs, and all your creations are worthless, not even worthy of being examined by it.

   It also says that titan engineering has come to an end, but the future of fel engineering is limitless, and it says that you are an uncompromising third-rate designer and an underachiever creator.

   It says that all your creations have only one merit!

   That is, it is not a waste of time to disassemble it.

   Oh, by the way, it also asked me to bring you a sentence, saying that it is recommended that you give up your career as an engineer and switch to selling children's toys.

   It says that the toys you make will be very popular with children, of course, only to children under the age of 8, because children over 8 years old know how stupid and ridiculous your creations are.

  Uh, are you angry?

   Sorry, but I didn't say that, I just paraphrased what my friend said. Of course, it doesn't seem to me that there is anything wrong with your evaluation. "

   Speaking, the pirate put on a critical expression, pointed to the golden chariot carrying Mimiron's vision in front of him, and said:

   "Look at the design, old wheeled construction, poor 330mm firepower, bad generator arrangement and sadly poor horsepower Titan engine.

   This is the ultimate failure of all failed designs.

  Oops, are you getting old? "

   "Damn it! Mortal, you're defying an engineer's bottom line! Get your **** friend over here! I'm going to smash its stupid head with my astonishing multipurpose titan wrench.

   Until then, I'm going to get its vicious tongue out! "

   Mimiron was angry.

   His electronic eyes were all shining with fiery red light, which meant that he had lost his mind a bit, and the golden chariot was also starting. It seemed that Mimiron was planning to physically destroy these guys.

   But in the next instant, Blake snapped his fingers, and the Shadowsong, which was hovering in the sky, roared and hovered quietly in front of the golden chariot.

   Black yells:

   "Do you think my friend is talking nonsense? No, it's not nonsense.

   It asked me to bring the hunting airship that it took a few minutes to design and make, just to show you what a real shocking world is! What is the real crystallization of engineering.

  If you're up to the challenge of my friend's engineering prowess, open the way!

  It is up to you to taste the boat, and then I will arrange a special time for you to learn from each other. "

   Mimiron didn't answer right away, he shot a scanning beam from the golden chariot and scanned the Shadowsong from start to finish. After a few seconds, Mimiron's anger faded.

   He commented professionally:

   "This is a junk ship with all the weapons in it! The ships I designed with my third toe were 10,000 times better than their designs.

   But this ship looks pretty good to you idiots.

   Well, mortal, you and your evil friend managed to get my attention.

   Now tell me, what's your friend's name? I'm going to prepare, after I kill Yogg-Saron, I'm going to hit him in the face with my wrench! "

   "Well, it's called Kin'garoth, the apocalyptic engineer of the Burning Legion, who designed all of the demon's starships, and he used to like to drink and brag with me in a demon bar.

   However, it has been very busy recently, and is working in the laboratory in the Argus world after taking a big job.

   So you may have to go there yourself, but don't worry, I'll pay for the ticket for you. "

   Black winked at Odin and said the name of his "friend".

  The Lord of War watched Mimiron shouting to let the golden chariot out of the way, and at the same time shutting down all the weapon systems in the front hall, Odin had to obey Blake's shocking mouth at this moment.

   He gave the pirate a thumbs up, then waved his spear, and the Heroic Spirit Legion continued to move forward.

   But in the next second, Mimiron's cry rang out.

  The Guardian of Wisdom warned in a grim voice:

   "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!

   Don't think your tricks can fool me, Yogg Saron's cage has reached 80% damage! Level 3 plan response! The "Doomsday Battle" system is online!

  The 12-hour countdown to the destruction of the continental shelf!

  I'll give you a little time to show what you're capable of, and if you can clean up the filth of the Old Gods before it's all irreversible, then I'll give up on my bombing plans.

  If you can't do it.

   Then prepare for the destructive shock, everyone! "

   (end of this chapter)