Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 1738 106. The chaotic evil **** and his funny gods [Plus 1120]

   "What's broken! Say it, don't hide it, it's boring."

  When the pirate walked out of the tree of life with a bottle of wine with a satisfied expression, the little star who followed him was still asking about what happened just now.

   His Highness Blue Dragon's life reshaping has been canceled, after all, it's just a punishment joke.

   And this little Xingxing was very agitated, because she overheard the secrets of the gods, and she knew that the gods not only have the power to move mountains and reclaim the sea, but also need a perfect container to carry their own cosmic soul.

   Not only that, but she also overheard that there are many worlds hidden in this devastated star that can give birth to the perfect container, which the Titan himself admitted.

   Of course, the coordinates of these planets are now known only to Black.

  Xiaoxing rolled her eyes and wanted to tell Black's words, but with her little tricks, is the Silent One and Lord Moon Shadow the opponent?

  After repeated attempts to no avail, Little Xingxing decided to change his style of play. He didn't ask about the secrets of the world of the gods, but asked about another thing that Black and Life Titan said just now.

   "You asked her to listen, and Lord Eonar kicked us out as if frightened, she said she was going to discuss this event with her brothers that would affect the physical stars and all the realms of the Force.

   But I didn't hear anything! "

  Little Xingxing grabbed the pirate's wrist and threw it around like a little girl craving candy, she scolded dissatisfiedly:

   "Hey, it's boring to hide it like this! Just tell me what's going on, can you tell me?"

"not good."

  The pirate took a sip of wine and glanced at the little star. He said:

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, you little idiot, not telling you is to protect you and the poor world. Don't think I don't know, you always like to mix up the secrets you know into little 'reminders' In your autobiography, use this to show off your 'all-knowing' to others.

  I heard that spies from all over the world have arranged for people to infiltrate the 'Little Star Book Club' to work with those crazy guys to crack the secrets in your autobiography.

   Forget the past petty fights, but this time is different.

  You are hiding a nuclear bomb in your book. You don't need to know what a nuclear bomb is, you just need to know that it is dangerous. "

   "But you told me!"

  Little Star bit her lip and threw herself on Blake's shoulder like a monkey. She shook her body and said in the pirate's ear:

   "I promise, I'll hide it a little deeper this time, and I won't let them find it so easily.

   And how interesting it is, think about it, a matter that affects the entire material constellation, those who are keen need to read an autobiography of a dragon hero to understand, this sounds very interesting, right?

   Aren't you a chaotic?

   There is a part of your heart that longs for fun, right? Come with me, captain, dear captain~ Be nice, let's play this game, shall we? "

"Um"

  The pirate tilted his head and rubbed his chin. He said:

   "It's really a great idea to hear you say it, and I'm really eager to try it.

   But secrets are secrets, there are no free secrets in this world, you have to get something that surprises me before I tell you these things.

   I'll give you six hours.

   until midnight today.

  If you can surprise me, I will tell you all the causes and consequences of this terrible thing, and help you complete those tempting "little secrets" in your autobiography.

   Go go, don't bother me, what does your monkey-like posture look like now? As a servant of the gods, I feel that you are too embarrassing for me.

real. "

   In the dissatisfied screams of Little Xingxing grinning and stomping his feet, Blake laughed and walked to the super-large celebration scene in the Mystery Academy ahead with a bottle of wine.

   It's so hilarious there.

Under the "carnival" state specially imposed by the Silent One, all the survivors have become part of the "Happy Ocean", even the Emperor Varian, the poor man who escaped from the dead, was oiled by a group of veterans The child presses on the seat and drinks the seven meats and eight vegetarian dishes, which will be fascinated and hugged and kissed by a passionate elf hiding under the overturned table.

  Blake squeezed his eyes and glanced at it, and was stunned to find that this **** Varian had actually hooked up with his proud disciple.

I say

   Valeera, what's the matter with you?

I've worked so hard to change your destiny, but you've become a watcher and ended up with Varian. Okay, okay, okay, okay, although it has the effect of alcohol, it seems that this should be the "self-correction of fate" ".

  In that case, in the face of such a beautiful thing, how could Lord Moon Shadow stand by?

He raised his head, gulped down the wine in the bottle, smashed the glass bottle on the ground, wiped his lips and rubbed his hands, and threw it towards Varian and Valeera who were hugging each other. A mass of truth thoughts passed.

  Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end.

In Blake's grin that was not too big for the funeral, Valeera Sangunar, who had already started to sober up and wanted to push Varian away, suddenly became confused, picked up the human emperor with his back hand, and left with a precise flash. At the celebration scene, he kicked open the door of the dormitory of the Mystery Academy, dragged Varian in a daze and rushed in.

  The pirates pricked up their ears and could hear the smashing of armor and the beast-like sounds of men and women.

   This made him smile with interest, and he glanced left and right, his hands threw out the same Slaanesh nature thoughts of truth, adding a lot of "exotic hot style" to this already hot celebration.

Victims include, but are not limited to, Big and Little Windrunner and their human boyfriends, Archbishop of the Light Legion Mograine and his little hoof lieutenants, the Wild Orc and her **** human male pets, and some drinking The drunken Little Hoof Vindicator and the equally drunk and confused Paladins around them.

  Blake is like the "Slaanesh messenger", walking around the lively celebration with a bottle of wine, and when he sees something he likes, he throws a group of truth thoughts and goes over to "knot a good marriage".

   also throws a cloud of Slaanesh thoughts when he encounters those who are not pleasing to the eye.

   After all, such a lively thing, in addition to humans, elves and draenei, troll girls and green-skinned girls have to be taken care of, right?

   He also saw an eloquent bragging human Paladin, and he planned to give that guy some buffs too.

   But seeing the two elves around the bastard, a dwarf, a greenskin and a draenei vigilant looking at him with admiration, Blake knew that this guy was an old gun.

   He doesn't need his own help to get around the females with his "masculine charm".

  If Blake remembers correctly, this Paladin who can blow, drink and flirt should be called "Marcus"?

   I heard that he also has a blue dragon lover, that is the blue dragon girl Eldagosa who almost had a one-night stand with Blake and was very good at talking about meat.

   "Tsk tsk, Lordaeron Kingdom should use Cannon Master Marcus as a strategic weapon, and send him out to seduce high-ranking women when any force does not obey.

   This win rate is definitely 100%.

   What a terrible man. "

With an inexplicable awe, Blake raised the wine glass in his hand towards His Excellency the Cannon King, who laughed and hugged the elf beside him and took a bite, then raised the wine glass in response to the pirate's response. congratulate.

   This is nothing to be jealous of.

   Just by looking at the injuries on Marcus, you can tell that this guy must have walked in **** for a while before crawling back to the world.

   He is a warrior, and this is the life a warrior deserves.

  The pirate walked a few more laps, humming the hometown song, and at a glance saw a seat on the edge of the celebration square, where his two brothers were drinking the wine of victory.

  Blake winked and smashed the empty wine bottle in his hand on the shiny forehead of a noisy gnome engineer who rolled up his sleeves and was going to trouble Marcus.

The guy screamed and fell to the ground, and the wine in his hand accidentally spilled into the wound of the orc warrior who was blowing beside him, causing the greenskin to jump up and step on the five fans who had already drank. Dao fell to the face of the sleeping human warrior on the ground.

   Now it's lively.

   Within seconds, a big fight broke out in this celebration.

The tauren warrior smashed two chairs on the head of the pandaren beside him. The drunk dwarf took out a musket and fired a shot into the sky. The hot cartridges ruined the draenei's wine, and even the most elegant elves He also picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on the hateful face of the troll next to him.

   "Hahaha, that's it, that's how it should be!"

Blake laughed wildly and carried the folding stool to "kill from left to right". He turned over several guys in the road in a row, and grabbed a bottle of unopened good wine from the broken people on the ground with his face full of flowers, and bit the bottle with his teeth. Plug, staggered to Shaw and Nathanos against the crazy background of the intensifying brawl behind him.

   He kicked the dwarf warrior beside him, pulled a chair to sit at the table, looked at Maris, and then at Shaw.

   He winked his eyes and raised his glass and said:

   "Come, toast to your survival, to tell the truth, I'm ready for you all to die on the battlefield, I'm ready to go to the world of the dead to bring you back.

  Fortunately, you are powerful enough to save me the trouble of running back and forth. "

   "Bah, can't you say something nice?"

  Maris gave Black a punch, and after clinking glasses with him, he squinted at Black and said in a long voice:

   "Oh, oh my, I was wrong, my dear Lord God, I shouldn't be so arrogant, I accidentally touched your noble body, do you need me to repent now?"

   "Now that you know your arrogance, why don't you get down on your knees and give me a knock, and pray that I won't send down the wrath of the gods and send you and your elf lover to hell?"

  The pirate snorted and said arrogantly:

   "Enough of you rude mortals, look at what's going on in the back, it's annoying!"

   As he spoke, Black waved his hand out, and the "Super Sheep Transformation" took effect in an instant, covering all the **** who participated in the chaos.

He turned humans, dwarves, gnomes, night elves and draenei into barking dogs, and orcs, tauren, trolls and Quel'Thalas and Shaldorei into humming Running piggy.

  After completing this miraculous operation, the pirate leaned on the chair and picked up his pipe, stretched his body in the smoke and said:

   "Ah, look, the whole world is quiet now."

   "Uh, I suspect I'm drunk."

In the chaos of the chaotic alliance dog and tribal pig biting each other, the evil eye holding the wine bottle rubbed his one eye, and complained to the troll Zarak who was standing beside him with a **** folding stool. :

   "Why did I turn into a pig and a dog all of a sudden? Is my last eye blind? I must be drunk, **** it. I need to drink more."

   "Idiot, it's the captain! It's our invincible captain god!"

Also drunk, Kanrisad kicked the nonsense Evil Eye's butt, kicked the **** to the ground and made up another kick, then threw away the wine bottle and staggered to the pirate. Prepare to kneel before your great **** and sing praises.

   But even though he tried so hard, he still lost to another guy.

   How could the fat Chief Redd miss such an opportunity to flatter?

   After seeing the blood-straining chaos turned into a pig and dog mashup, Reid immediately flew over, hugged Black's boots, and shouted:

   "O behold, here comes the Savior of the Two Worlds, the only wonder of Azeroth, the Master of the stars and the earth, the sea and the sky, the God of the gods, the evil of all evil, and the blood of all blood.

   Allow me to follow you humbly, the great darkness that hangs over the stars, the supreme shadow under the moonlight, and allow me to offer you my allegiance and my soul. "

   "Damn"! X3

  The three drunken warlocks immediately became furious after hearing Reid's cry. This kind of "honor" opportunity was actually robbed by a fat orc, who could bear this?

"beat him!"

   Staring at the evil eye covered in shoe prints, he stood up, picked up his dog, and rushed forward. The three warlocks dragged the fat pig-like Red to the side and started kicking the dog.

   The little murlocs waved a tattered murloc flag by the side to cheer them on.

   Blake laughed when he saw this scene, and it was as if divine grace descended and retracted the "Super Sheep Transformation" to change the **** behind him back to their previous appearances.

   also threw out a large group of truth thoughts and tampered with their memory, making them continue to play music and dance.

   "Let's go, change place."

  Shore shrugged his shoulders, touched his heart, and helped Blake, who seemed to be drunk in the carnival, to get up. He said:

   "Change to a quieter place and listen to you say the heavy pain in your heart. You don't have to cover it up in front of us. Turn your sadness into tears so that you can fill in more happiness and beauty."

   "Shut up! This is your punishment for overstepping! Bad Shaw."

  Black picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on Shaw's forehead, the bottle shattered, but the Master Assassin just shrugged, such a little attack was not enough to make him bleed, and it didn't even hurt much.

   "I have no pain!"

  The pirate scolded drunkenly:

   "I just want to have my fun, God, what's wrong with this **** world? Wouldn't a chaotic pirate be allowed to indulge in this victorious heist?"

   "You know, we are your divine choice, right?"

   Nathanos on the other side also stepped forward to support the pirate's arm. He and Shaw forcibly lifted Black, who was screaming, and walked towards Mac'Aree's last lake.

   As he walked, Maris said to the drunken Blake:

   "Our spirit is connected to your divinity, Blake.

   We can sense your happiness, your joy, your strength and your desire, and of course we can also feel your emptiness, your pain, your loss and your sadness. "

  The trio of warlocks who were beating Reid left their hands behind. They also came over, Evil Eye wiped the blood from the corners of their mouths, and whispered:

   "I've never felt so much pain for you, Captain, you've lost your world, it's like you've lost your ship."

   "You must love Ms. Maiev"

   The skinny boy bit his lip and picked up Blake's kicked legs in the air. He said:

   "When you lost her, it was like the moonlight in the stars dimmed."

   "Every star is crying for you, Captain."

  Zalak lifted the pirate's waist from behind, the great magician who used to be a priest of Loa said softly:

   "Even in the stele of the gods in Zandalar, I can't find a poem to describe your desperation as you bid her farewell."

   "Ah, I can't feel those delicate and beautiful emotions. After all, I'm just a cruel and ruthless orc chieftain, and I'm fortunate to follow an extremely powerful **** of darkness in my confused life.

   I am so thankful that I can do everything for my God. "

  Blood-covered Reid got up from the ground and took out a box of good wine from his pocket like a thief. He winked and said:

   "But maybe it's time to get drunk, Captain."

   "Crack!"

   The little murloc jumped on the shoulders of Blake, who had calmed down, and waved the murloc flag in his hand in the direction of the lake. It watched the surrounding gods walk forward with their tearful God of Silence on their shoulders.

   It turned back and lay on Blake's cheek, took out the handkerchief left by Ms. Maiev from his pocket, and helped his owner dry his tears, but it couldn't wipe it clean.

Ugh.

   The little murlocs are about to cry.

   After all, who isn't a god's choice?

   (end of this chapter)