Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 327 36. The best way to teach a scumbag is to satisfy his wishes

   From early morning to noon, the sun is not as blazing as the South China Sea. It shines on the large deck of the Alpaca, facing the sea breeze, which is really refreshing.

   This will be very lively on the deck, and the pirates on various ships are crowded on the Alpaca, just like the grand scene of the last "Pirate Boxing Championship".

   Some of the orcs were already ready to shake their fists.

  The trolls who are aspiring to win the title of "King of Boxing" also began to warm up, and the Beihai fanatics who participated in this event for the first time are looking for people to inquire about the rules.

   Ask the old fur seals if they can bring weapons or cheat in this fighting project.

   Of course there is also the "traditional entertainment" of the undead pirates.

   This time, it was still presided over by the great magician Zarak who could talk about it. A Piggy who could run and jump carefully selected by Eudora was anointed with oil and thrown into a large circle surrounded by railings.

  The pirates were drinking and revelling around, and this time, the "players" who caught the competition were five night elves who had been stripped of their equipment.

   was forcibly injected with the poison brewed by the mad witch doctor Raenka, which blocked the magic power, made them weak, and made the pig catching contest more exciting and fierce.

   This kind of thing is a humiliation for all elves. According to the character of the night child, these pirates must be scolded, but they were locked up for several days, which would have been shaky from the addiction of magic.

   One by one, holding their arms, like a sick patient with a cold, they were shivering from the hunger and thirst for magic power.

   "Go catch it! Whoever catches a pig first will be rewarded with a drink!"

   The evil-minded troll Zarak wields a bottle of magic wine as a prize.

  The purple liquid refracts wonderful light in the sun, and because of the added magic, there are some beautiful bubbles in it.

  The most alcoholic pirates don't drink this kind of drink, because it has no alcohol and has added magic power.

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Finally, the child of the night, who couldn't stand the addiction, gritted his teeth and screamed, pounced on the pig that was running around in front of him, and clasped the pig's body with both hands, but the oiled pig was too slippery, so he jumped out and threw the The elf stumbled.

   made the surrounding pirates laugh.

   In the world of Azeroth, who doesn't know, elves are the most arrogant, and now seeing these arrogant guys being so funny for a bottle of magic swill really satisfies the bad taste of these bastards.

   However, these are appetizers to warm up the atmosphere.

  Today's real big show is the wedding of His Excellency the Commander to the fisherman Howl and the elf Viluni.

It was the first time    pirates had a wedding, and while Hal and Nat never explicitly stated that they had joined the pirate fleet, they were indeed crew members of the fleet's logistics ship, the Alpaca.

   is also a member of the undead fleet, barely his own.

   Even the most **** orc pirates and the North Sea pirates who have just joined the fleet know that these two human fishermen are very powerful. The fish they catch in one day can be compared to the catch of ordinary fishermen in a week.

   A very important part of the fresh food during the voyage is supplemented by Nat and Hal by fishing.

   They can easily catch delicious sea fish even in the ever-changing sea. Just last night, Nat, who was fishing at night, was almost dragged into the sea by a large tuna weighing nearly two hundred pounds.

   In the end, he and Maim, together with two orcs, caught the thing from the sea. That beautiful and delicious big tuna was one of the main dishes in the many dishes at the wedding banquet today.

   As the drunk Blake climbed to the fence on the second floor of the stern, it means the wedding is about to begin.

  The red carpet on the deck is extravagantly plucked from the city of Suramar, and it is very gorgeous.

  The flexible foxmen sailors have also climbed to the mast, holding small buckets full of flowers in their hands, which will be sprinkled down with the sound of music.

   Little Dorothy and Villeneuve's daughter Connie, with a group of children of the Night with flowers in their hands, as flower girls.

   These are pretty normal.

   But the wedding scene was decorated in a mess.

  Human-style flags were placed on both sides, and Shaldorei silk, stolen from Suramar, was placed on a troll-style wooden shelf to make a passage.

   There are also huge wine jugs made of vrykul drinking horns, and fox people use messy-style wine glasses, barely setting up a huge champagne tower, which is exuding an attractive wine fragrance.

  The infiltrating snake people picked up the desert bagpipes as accompaniment.

   This job was supposed to be done by the ghost musicians on the Nagfar, but the ghost didn't like the sun, so they could only let the snake people who were also "sing and dance" come.

  The Ship Doctor in a black priest robe holds the Void Cult **** witness in her hand.

   She is the calmest.

  The groom Hal, who was standing in front of her, was very nervous, stiff in body, blank in mind, handsomely dressed, and wearing a top hat.

  Nate, the best man, kept cheering him on.

   A group of pirates of various races huddled together, whispering in random languages, discussing that the wedding in front of them did not conform to their respective racial customs.

  The orc pirate said that two wolves should be caught, and the bride and groom would fight in front of the guests.

  The troll pirate said that we should set up a brazier, and then find the priests to call the **** Loa, give blessings to the newcomers, and get a few skulls for the witch doctor, and dance a war dance to be happy.

  Snakeman pirates say you are all farts!

Shouldn’t    get married in a comfortable cave without sunlight? Better to have a little more water, the two entangle, and keep mating until exhausted.

  The human pirate said that the snake man was right, so the newcomer should be on the deck in public, let everyone observe and learn, and cheer for the newcomer by the way.

  The fox pirates are relatively simple.

  They didn't get involved in this **** topic, they just kept going below the deck to watch the chefs in Karazhan make big cakes with chocolate they got from Suramar.

  There is nothing so beautiful and delicious in the desert.

   "Okay, bastards, stop your work and listen to me."

   The voice of the commander of the fleet came from overhead, and a ship of pirates raised their heads and paid tribute to their leader in various ways, some cheering, some clenching their fists, some wielding weapons.

   and drunk and calling Blake Shaw an idiot.

  Well, in the end, the guy was dragged down the deck by a few orcs. I hope he won't be troubled by the vigilant pirate commander after he wakes up.

   In short, very spirited, very energetic, and very satisfied with the drunk Blake.

   He raised his hand, grinned, waved forward, and shouted again:

   "Today is a happy day, incompetent bastards, Suramar's raid was a success, and I am very satisfied with your performance. So I decided to reward you.

   After the wedding today, there will be a boxing championship, I will watch it here, as before, the top ten will get cursed gold coins as prizes.

   The knocked down trash can get nothing but fists and pain.

   But this is not the point.

   What am I trying to say? "

  Blake shook his head, and the little murloc with a pirate hood next to him winked over the wine bottle. The pirate picked it up with satisfaction, bit off the stopper, and took a few sips.

   He wiped his mouth and continued shouting:

"Oh, that's what I'm talking about! Listen to me all of you! Joe Hale, he's a great young man, and I like and value him a lot, and he doesn't want to be a pirate, but he's better than you bastards. Much more useful.

Do not laugh!

   I'm not kidding, you idiots!

   Howl catches enough fish in a day to feed ten orcs. Without the effectiveness of him and Nat, you idiots will eat moldy Gilneas biscuits every day.

  Although Hal was abandoned by his beloved girl in his hometown because he couldn't afford a farm, that only proves that human women have no vision!

  Hal doesn't need that money-worshipper anymore, he will have a better wife on the bed in the future!

  To sum up, Hal is a very powerful man, a very good fisherman, a promising young man, and he is very brave. On the way to Suramar, he obeyed my orders.

   He was the first to find the elf!

   also rescued an elf from the terrible monster dryad, that is, his wife, his wife, and he used his courage to find a life partner for himself.

   Ah, what a warm story, even a pirate like me would be moved to tears.

   Of course I lied to you!

   How could a cold-blooded **** like me cry?

   Bastards, Hal was the first to complete the order, so I reward him.

   As you all know, Hal wanted an elf to be his wife since he was a child. Today, his wish came true, and I did it for him. I think such a great boy deserves so much for him.

   That’s what I want to say today. "

  Black coughed, and in his drunken eyes, he swept over the pirates on the deck, and he said with emphasis:

   "You all know who I am, and you call me chief.

   But I think you don't know why I'm bringing you incompetent idiots together, why I'm sailing out of this civilization.

  You are from all races, all civilizations, from all over the world. It was fate that pushed you in front of me to serve me, but I think you all want something.

   none of you found, or you would have gone home long ago.

  With Hal's wedding, I'll show you my sincerity! Immortal pirates, I will help you fulfill your wishes, and I will help you get everything you want.

   As long as you obey my orders, as long as you do what I ask you to do.

  Whether it is money, treasure, wealth, or status, prestige, power.

   Or some hellish revenge, slaughter, vendetta, or some unrealistic fantasy, power, and glory. As long as you want, I can give it to you!

   But remember.

  When you are satisfied, you also have to help me fulfill my ideals, my wishes, and my pursuits. "

   "Captain, what do you want?"

   On the deck, which was dead silent because of Black's words, the beastman who was the first to follow the pirates shouted with evil eyes and became the best supporter.

   "Hahaha, what do I want?"

  Blake smashed the wine bottle in his hand to the ground, and in the splash of wine, he pointed to the blue sea in front of him, and he shouted loudly:

   "I want this sea to rise from my will, I want all the seas to tremble at my arrival, I want all the kings to tremble in my shadow.

  What I want is something you can't even imagine.

   But I won't tell you more!

   Lest you idiots laugh at my great ambitions, I will let you see with your own eyes that the wedding begins now!

  Let's revel, you bastards. "

  Blake turned around and waved his arms. While the black pirate trench coat was swaying, he said somewhat sullenly:

   "After you're happy, get ready to fight, Azsuna is almost here, and there's still a lot to snatch."

   "Captain! I want a high elf to be my wife! Please grant my wish."

   Just as Black was about to leave, a sharp voice sounded from the deck below, causing the pirates to laugh. Black turned his head, and he didn't need to look to know who said it.

   "Silver Moon" Harry.

  The bald pirate who is addicted to all the high elves and can't extricate himself, the famous joke in the North Sea Pirates.

  Black saw this guy in the crowd at a glance, wearing that ridiculous red elf acolyte robe and a blindfold, already drunk.

   shouted out his dark thoughts in public.

In the strange but not unpleasant sound of the snake man sandpipe playing below, Villeni, who was wearing a wedding dress in the style of the children of the night, was supported by the proud Anaris Moonshire, and walked into the wedding scene. .

   The eldest lady of the Yue County family is not stupid. She is trying to integrate into the group of undead pirates in this way of putting down her body. She knows that this is her only chance to survive.

  Blake's eyes did not stop on the newcomer.

   On the contrary, he looked at the edge of the deck, where there was a human woman wearing elven chain armor but wearing a ridiculous high elf mask, squatting there and weeping softly.

   That is Silver Moon Harry's wife, the North Sea pirate Oranya.

   "Of course, I will grant your pathetic wishes, Silvermoon Harry, you despicable scum."

  The pirate looked at Olanya crying helplessly, he sneered, and said:

   "If it doesn't cure you, I'll write my last name upside down."

   (end of this chapter)