Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 736: 67. Small people also have big destruction
Chapter 736 67. Small people also have great destruction
"Today is destined to be a day to remember in history!
The future history will record that today, the wise master craftsman Overspark and his brave companions found a mechanical miracle that could change the world in the backcountry of the ocean country! "
On the gear garbage dump above the mechanical gnome laboratory designated by the old Garni, the brilliant master craftsman, the great inventor Overspark is shouting his "manifesto" enthusiastically.
He made it very ritualistic.
The most amazing thing is that a group of dwarf engineers are also very generous.
These neurotic little men stood under the garbage heap in cooperation, listening to their expedition leader with anticipation mixed with respect.
"Cough! I am honored to host this excavation of precious mechanical knowledge. It means a lot to me, and it will be the most memorable day in the rest of my life."
Oversback's eloquence was good, and he was going to say a few more words to boost his morale, but as soon as he started, a rusty pinion was thrown from behind, hitting the dwarf's goggles.
"Have you gone crazy? Come to work when you're done, you bastards! That lab won't jump out on its own."
Blake stood behind with his hips akimbo and pointed at the garbage pile under his feet and said:
"Use your ingenuity to clean up this place. If we finish early, we can go to Camp Kenings for a hot meal and maybe a hot spring.
I don't want to miss every relaxation session. "
"Come on, come on, hot-tempered human friend."
Overspark and the gnomes were emotional, and they didn't care about Black's rudeness. They quickly ran over and started to clean up the mechanical gears that were piled up on a hill under their feet.
Black sent his loyal servant Zuramat, the obliterator, the taciturn blue fat man to help clean up. The shadow element honestly grabbed the heavy gear and threw it out.
But soon, the gnomes used their ingenuity to teach the ignorant Warlock Master a lesson.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way, this thing is dangerous when it works."
Oversback directed the gnome engineers to quickly take out various parts from the boxes they were carrying and assemble a strange device.
With the help of Kelsey Steelspark, the cable of this instrument was connected to the power supply operating under the garbage dump.
The great inventor waved his wrench and shouted to the curious humans and blue dragons around him:
"You can watch the fun here, but you must ensure that all metal objects on your body are removed! Especially if you have **** rings, lip rings and other accessories on your body, the farther away you are, the better it is good.
I don't want to pay you medical bills and mental damages. "
The gnome warned loudly.
Black glanced at the thing, and immediately pushed it away a few steps obediently.
But there are always bold ones. For example, Fina, a warrior, doesn't care, she stands carelessly next to the dwarfs' instruments, watching Overspark curiously manipulate that thing.
"Power On!"
The master craftsman shouted with joy.
Kelsey in the back was chewing raspberry gum, grabbed two cables and stuck them together with a connector, the underground current was drawn up, and the large red engineering magnet standing there immediately began to buzz. operate.
With the sound of clicking, the pinion gear on the junk pile of gears aligned by the magnet was captured by the invisible magnetic force, whistling and smashing towards the magnet, and then the larger and faster metal gear was also pulled.
That scene was like an invisible giant using his own hands to move the large garbage dump.
In less than a minute, the garbage heap was "cut" by a quarter of its height, and a new garbage mountain was formed on the side of the magnet. Well, there was still a stupid warrior stuck in it who couldn't climb out.
She was almost completely buried by the flying gear.
Fortunately, she was a warrior, otherwise the weight of these gears would be enough to crush her to death.
"Hey! Hurry up and help! Stop laughing! Blake! Little Star! Come and get me out!"
As a warrior, Fenna is full of various weapons, not to mention the dual axes of the northern lord at her waist. She hides four daggers in her riding boots, and also hides flying knives in her gauntlets. The cloak is decorated with various metal pieces.
The beautiful and beautiful belt of magic power is still made of metal.
It can be said that her whole body is covered with steel, and she is very close to the magnet. As soon as the dwarfs turn on the phone, Fina is firmly pressed in place by the magnetic force emitted by the big magnet.
All kinds of metal gears flew over, making her overwhelmed while playing "dodgeball" with difficulty. She could only jump on the spot with her newly promoted physique and reflexes.
After the gnomes completed the "cleaning up" of the gear garbage dump, Fenna was stuck in place by all kinds of gears, and only an elf head was exposed, looking both funny and pitiful.
is like a certain monkey who was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain.
"To make you disbelieve in science! This is the punishment of science for being disrespectful to you."
Blake walked over slowly, squatted down, touched his sister's hairy brain at this time, and said to Fenna in the midst of Fenna's roaring rage:
"Today you finally saw the power of science, you reckless elf warrior. Sure enough, this is the fate of warriors. As they become more and more capable of fighting, they also become more and more stupid.
Come.
Smile. "
The smelly pirate picked up the dwarf mechanical camera in his hand, took a pose, and clicked to record Fenna's angry roar.
He tossed the camera and said to Fina, who glared at him fiercely:
"You used to go to the mage academy on Sunshine Isle in Quel'Thalas, didn't you? Well, you didn't learn anything at all there, and I can use this photo as evidence to pay your tuition to them Come back again."
"Stop talking nonsense, Blake, and get my sister out."
Jaina saw Fina's embarrassed appearance. Although her relationship with the warriors was still a little awkward, she would also be distressed and worried and ran over with Tan Reid to help.
She also glared at Black, threatening beyond words.
seems to be saying, if you don't help, I'll sue your brother well!
The pirate shrugged, glanced at the mechanical gnome laboratory next to the entrance, snapped his fingers, summoned his powerful demons, and asked them to help bring Fina out of the gear.
"Wow, the most primitive, reliable and classic mechanical encryption, I like it, these mechanical gnomes know how to do it at a glance!"
When the pirates "rescue" Fina, the dwarfs had already rushed to the front of the laboratory. Because they had been buried underground for so many years, the entrance to this laboratory was extremely well preserved.
A metal door with a rotary lock protects the entrance to the laboratory, and Overspark will be ready to crack this fully mechanized rotary lock with the help of two gnomes.
He stepped on the shoulders of the two dwarf assistants to allow himself to reach the lock, and shouted and instructed several other craftsmen to prepare various tools for breaking the door.
Kelsey Steelspark took out what looked like a stethoscope and stuck it in the corner of the mechanical door to help Overspark crack the mechanical encryption.
Their actions are completely oblivious to others, but they cooperate very well with each other.
"Turn left, three o'clock, three ticks, I just heard the first lock engaged. Slower! Slower, okay, keep turning!"
Kelsey's beautiful girly voice gave reminders from time to time, and Overspark licked his lips and turned the rudder-like lock with the most precise movements.
Those little guys are noisy but trustworthy in their area of expertise
Well, trustworthy most of the time.
A few minutes later, with the noise of the gears rotating, and the cheers and screams of Overspark, the mechanical lock that blocked the entrance gate in front of him slammed open.
The two staggered gears rotated left and right, which indented into the wall next to them, making way for a path to the interior of the laboratory.
The pirate's clenched hand loosened.
There was a smile on his face that Fenner and Little Star were familiar with, that was Blake's signature "Harvest Moment" smile.
At this moment, both the warrior and the blue dragon can be sure that the cunning guy Black must have known what was in this laboratory!
This guy with a belly full of bad water, he brought these dwarfs here, definitely for the things in the laboratory.
Now the dwarfs have opened the door for him and given him white labor, but all the gains are his alone.
Wow, this is really the "classic style" that pirates hate.
"Quick, quick! This will be the greatest discovery of this century. Let's take a look at the great technology of mechanical gnomes and bathe in the glory of this technology!"
Overspark's excitement was beyond words.
He roared and rushed in with a group of equally excited dwarves, with Blake following behind.
After passing through the long and narrow tunnel, they came to an underground facility that was still in operation, facing a large turbine that was slowly rotating, wrapped in blue electric arcs, bound by iron railings in a container.
There are coil electrodes and some cables that have been removed around the laboratory. On the desk next to them, there are some scattered design drawings.
It seems that this place should have been evacuated suddenly, and there is no trace of these design drawings being cleaned up and taken away.
"Look at these blueprints! I can't understand at least half of how they work, but the half that I understand is enough to solve at least seven scientific research problems in Gnomeregan's lab!
This is a mechanic's paradise! "
Kelsey Steelspark flicked off the goggles in front of him, grabbed the engineering blueprints in his hands and checked them over and over again, his big eyes filled with joy. Behind her, the exuberant gnomes, needing no one to command, have begun to attach cables to the motors.
And Overspark rubbed his hands together and walked to the front of a slow-moving gear-shaped facility at the very center of the laboratory.
That thing gave off a blue glow.
On the table in front of it, there is a strange cube.
It is dark red, with many beams extending from six corners. It seems that the body is composed of beams, and there are constantly beating light spots in it. It looks very mysterious and has a very sci-fi feeling.
"This thing must be great."
The Great Inventor stretched out his hand, with a desire to touch the cube, but before he could touch the cube, an icy object hit the back of his head.
Overspark knew what that was.
He let out a scream and raised his hands obediently.
"No! Don't shoot!"
This scream startled everyone in the lab.
Kelsey Steelspark turned his head and saw that Black was holding a double-barreled shotgun against the head of the great inventor, and the pirate was reaching out to pick up the red cube that was very important at first sight.
"Black! What are you doing?"
The gnome agent let out a snarl.
But before she could take out her gun, there was a commotion in the tunnel outside the laboratory. Under the stunned gaze of a group of gnomes, the black-robed warlock Kanrisad rushed in with his apprentice and a group of demons.
With a wave of his staff, the demons rushed forward and disarmed all the gnomes.
This scene shocked everyone.
The Proudmoore siblings were also stunned, but Fenna and Little Xingxing, who were familiar with the pirate style, disagreed. They had long guessed that Blake would do this.
"Although this scene will confuse you now, I am indeed saving you, my dwarf friends, your neurotic style of acting faster than thinking will get us into trouble.
Especially in a secret room with a killing machine. "
Black put down his gun and tossed the red cube in his hand up and down.
He says:
"Don't be too quick to insult me, you'll definitely thank me in a while. Take them out! Right at the door."
With the pirate's order, the gnomes were taken out of the laboratory and forced to stand by the tunnel. Overspark was also taken there by Blake with a collar on one hand.
"Go activate it!"
Black threw the red cube in his hand to a smarter succubus in the laboratory and gave an order.
The succubus let out an ambiguous laugh, walked forward with the cube in its left paw, and pushed the red joystick down hard in front of the rotating machine.
"Crash"
In the piercing surge of electricity, a strange holographic projection appeared on the rotating mechanical gear, which was a guy very similar in size to a dwarf.
But every part of his body is made of machinery.
Even the back of the brain is replaced by a rotating gear instead of a flesh-and-blood brain.
Its eyes are simply two big light bulbs.
"Dwarf brothers and sisters! You can come here, it means you have deciphered the signal I left! Welcome to the great promotion moment!"
The guy shouted in an ebullient, but slightly off-key electronic voice:
"For a long time, all living beings throughout Azeroth have guarded the torment of the curse of flesh and blood, and the evil old gods have used their power to reduce the once noble us to inferior creatures!
But I've developed a great 'return' technology!
We will go back to the original form of Titan casting, and the most perfect form! Come on, right here in Mechagon, we'll get back to the Titans and be great again.
bring it on!
Come forward and accept the selection of the Eye of Invention! "
As the guy's sharp and crazy voice fell, the red cube held by the succubus was suddenly activated, and rays of light shot down from the lamps above, shining on every demon within the laboratory.
These violent guys didn't understand the principle of these lights, but in the next moment, a cold mechanical sound sounded from the "eye of invention" in the hands of the succubus:
"Incompatible Specimen Detected. Flesh Decontamination Process Started."
"Boom"
There was a loud noise like a power surge, and under the stunned gaze of everyone at the entrance of the laboratory, the dozen or so demons that existed in the laboratory seemed to have been "deleted".
Their bodies ignited and melted within a second.
finally turned into smoke and dust flying in the sky, not even a trace of bones was left.
"You know now?"
In the dead silence, Blake put the shotgun back into the gun pocket, patted the brilliant head of Overspark, who was staring at the round eyes, and said:
"I am indeed saving you."
"But didn't that guy say that all eligible lives can be accepted for 'promotion'?"
The great inventor stammered and said:
"Maybe, maybe we can too."
"Oh? Do you think you are the 'lucky one' predicted by King Mechagon?"
The pirate shrugged, pushed Overspark into the laboratory, pointed to the eye of invention that fell to the ground in front, and said in a playful tone:
"Then go try it and see if you are the kind of 'chosen child' that the mechanical gnomes agree with. Hey, be careful, if you fail, you will also be 'purified'.
I don't think your flesh is stronger than a demon.
Good luck, my smart and confident friend.
If you are lucky enough to survive, remember to invite us to dinner. "
(end of this chapter)
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