Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 772 103. The powerful Bondo has mastered the password for survival--adding updates to Wu Sangui brothers [1015]

   "I said that the courtyard is right next to the cavemen's territory, why are those savage guys never attacking us on a large scale, but have been harassing the town of Rustbolt on Prince Erazmin's side.

   I thought that the defensive positions arranged by Bondo had worked, but now it seems that Bondo has already reached some cooperation with the king of cavemen. "

   On the way out of the courtyard, Trixie, who was driving the mighty spider tank left by Bondo, said to Blake, who was driving a wheelbarrow next to him:

   "Gobamak, the king of the cavemen, is a very strange outlier, not like the brainless cavemen, who I heard escaped from Mechagon's laboratory.

   It was probably transformed by Flash, the most trusted mechanic master of King Mechagon, and endowed with wisdom far beyond the level of intelligence a caveman should have.

  The guy occupies the most barren mountain of Mechagon Island, and he keeps sending his cavemen to pick things up in the junkyard, and he'll cross over to steal our parts and batteries.

   This is not something a caveman would do.

   Those savage **** are only interested in fresh meat.

   That eccentric king is interested in the dangerous tech we've thrown away, and I've heard that Gobamak has a lot of destructive and unstable tech hoarding in his king's lair.

   But unfortunately, its intelligence is higher than that of the average caveman, but it is not high enough to manipulate the technological creations of our mechanical gnomes.

  It is estimated that it is also for this reason that it can reach an agreement with Bondo.

  It needs Bondo to repair and operate those dangerous weapons for it, and Bondo also needs an ally to support the courtyard behind the scenes, while protecting his safe house for him.

   What a cunning bastard. "

Trixie on the   Spider Tank grabbed the joystick and made the heavy machine, like an all-terrain vehicle, nimbly cross the abandoned garbage pile in front of her, and turned on her headlights in the dark to illuminate the road leading to the barren mountain in front of her.

   She spat:

   "None of the mechanical gnomes on the island would have thought that Bondo would cooperate with the cavemen. Those **** who burrowed out of the ground have been our confidants since our ancestors established Mechagon.

   I always thought that Bondo was just a little crazy, or at least a little sensible, but this **** actually betrayed his own people and cooperated with the feud!

   It’s really not a pity to die. "

   Beside her, Blake drove the wheelbarrow with him, and the others were resting in the courtyard.

   After all, this was an assassination operation, and Blake could handle it by himself.

   In the face of Trixie's complaints, the pirate shrugged and didn't express any opinion on it. He just said in a weird tone:

   "I found out that you dwarves are really fighting with cavemen. Wherever you are, there will definitely be cavemen. But speaking of it, cavemen and dwarves are actually brothers in a certain sense."

   "Really? I've seen dwarves in Boralus, but there's no resemblance between those short men and cavemen."

   Trixie asked curiously:

   "Also, where did you get this knowledge? Can you share it with me?"

   "No, you have to find it yourself."

   Black grinned and said:

   "I don't want to take away the joy of finding knowledge from you. Your ancestors dared to sneak into the dangerous furnace of origin to find knowledge, and you poor descendants really have to learn from them.

   There is movement ahead, it seems that the cavemen have been activated.

  This spider tank is making too much noise, you just stay here, tell me where the king's nest is, and I'll take care of myself and Bondo. "

   "I have to go with you."

   Trixie shook her head stubbornly and said:

   "There are many dangerous things in the lair of Gobamak, the king of cavemen, that are the technological products of our mechanical gnomes, and it is difficult for you to deal with them without the help of a mechanic.

  The king of cavemen is also powerful, far more violent and more difficult to deal with than ordinary cavemen. I don't want to see my new boss somehow become a plate of meat in the hands of a caveman.

  I'm still waiting for you to take me across the seas and rise to the top. "

   "You underestimate me too much."

  Black jumped off the wheelbarrow, looked at the dark barren valley before him, and said to Trixie:

   "If you really want to help, help me get to Rustbolt with a message that I'll be visiting Prince Erazmin soon and getting him ready for the honored guest.

   I'll bring him a 'gift', but it's not free.

   After he pays enough to satisfy me, I will talk to him about a 'big deal'. "

"OK then."

   Trixie scratched her hair.

   She had enough wisdom to guess what the new boss wanted to talk to the prince. After comparing the situation, she rationally pulled up the joystick and made the spider tank's chassis change direction in place.

   threw a watch-like thing on his wrist to Blake and said:

   "Bring this, it holds a map of the entire Mechagon, I've marked the location of King Gorbamark's lair, will you use this?

  Do you want me to teach you? "

   "Simple, isn't it a pocket computing device?"

  Blake skillfully put the watch on his wrist, pressed the button, and a miniature projected map popped up in front of his eyes.

   On the projected map, there are also markers of his own location and target location. This black-tech thing even marked the shortest route and the safest route for Black.

"cool!"

  The pirate looked at the watch on his wrist and said to Trixie:

   "I want this too.

   But I want to customize the function, remember to ask the prince to prepare all kinds of socket chips for me, I know that the latest pocket calculator developed by you Mechagonians has three sockets, and I want that! "

After   , the pirate took a step forward and disappeared under the dark night. This dark night was his home ground.

   A down-and-out wounded warlord, plus a stupid caveman king.

   solved it in minutes.

  Trixie watched the new boss leave. She shrugged, adjusted the wheelbarrow to follow mode, pulled up the spider tank's joystick, and sprinted toward Rustbolt.

   After half an hour, Black arrived at the caveman king's nest without any danger.

  I don't know if I don't see it. On the way, the pirates counted the heads a little, and were shocked to find that the number of cavemen in this mountainous area alone reached nearly 10,000 people.

   Counting the cavemen who thrived in other parts of the island, the number of these **** may have exceeded 30,000 or 40,000, which is really amazing considering the size of the island.

   It is no wonder that the mechanical gnomes are sitting on such powerful black technology, but they still can't wipe out the cavemen on the island. These savage and ugly creatures have an absolute advantage in number.

   And they definitely multiply faster than Mechagon gnomes can slaughter them.

   But with such a terrifying numerical advantage, the cavemen were still in the middle of being beaten by the Mechagon gnomes. It can be seen that these guys with well-developed limbs and minds pulling their hips are also at the level of rookie chickens.

   It can only be said that the "matching mechanism" between the various regions of Azeroth is really excellent.

   "Those **** robbed my courtyard, what a disaster! Fortunately, I hid all the real treasures here in advance, otherwise it would really be a big loss this time."

   As soon as Black touched the caveman's king's nest in the cave in the valley, he heard the characteristic sharp electronic sound of Bondo Block, accompanied by some kind of crashing sound of welding and assembly.

   There seems to be a small assembly line at work.

   And besides Bondo, there are other people in the cave.

  The pirate smiled silently, and sneaked over there quietly, carefully avoiding the alarm robots that were everywhere and wandering around.

   These little things are only the size of a murloc head, each with a red-light detection radar mounted on top of each head, and they turn around along the fixed patrol route with their short legs.

   Once discovered by them, there will be a high-pitched siren reverberating.

   This is what gnomes use against Rogues and Assassins, and generally works well, but not so much against a Master Assassin.

  Black slipped into the cave of the king's nest, and what he saw was a huge "garbage heap", which was full of various mechanical wastes that were picked up.

  Many are the remains of dwarf robots that were destroyed in the war, as well as some obscure mechanical things.

  The mechanical heads of those mechanical gnomes were piled up and welded into a weird-looking "mechanical skull throne" with rough welding methods, on which an overly large caveman was sitting.

   This guy has quite the "style".

On its shoulders, it has a "shoulder armor" made from the tires and gears of a wheelbarrow. It is bundled and welded with various steel plates to form a set of "plate armor", and it also wears a "crown" welded with iron rings and steel bars on its head. .

   Both arms are covered with "gauntlets" composed of gold and silver gears, and there is also a "seal" on his fingers, which should be the "heart" part of the mechanical gnome.

  Beside its mechanical skull throne, there is an overly large metal rod with broken coils wrapped around it. Like a mace, there are also leaking arcs on the weapon.

   This dress is full of complaints, not to mention the beauty and ugliness, the peculiarity of this shape alone is enough to make Blake's heart full of joy.

   This should be the king of cavemen.

   Looking at the ferocity and fury in its eyes, and the light of wisdom, you know that this guy is definitely not an ordinary caveman.

   In front of His Majesty the king full of punk atmosphere, on the small mechanical platform that was working, the escaped Bondo Big Block was reassembling his body.

   This time, it was not a thin mechanical dwarf body, but a set of "mechanical battle suits" with heavy armor. After putting on this "combat uniform", Bondo's height swelled to about one meter five, and the arcs on his body looked majestic.

   "You are going to help me take back the courtyard!"

  Bondo used the mechanical arm to assemble the body, and shouted to the caveman king in front of him:

   "That's my property, and I won't give it up. I'm going to capture those ignorant outsiders and send them to King Mechagon as experimental materials!"

   "Fight, okay."

   In the face of Bondo's request, King Gobamak slapped his "throne", shook his head, and said in a short, strange and majestic voice:

   "No pay, no way!"

   "You greedy bastard!"

   Bondo cursed:

   "I helped you weld your crown, and I also handled the junk you collected for you. I helped you so much, and now you have to ask me for payment."

   "Big giant, want one! One!"

   King Gobamak didn't care about Bondo's scolding.

  It waved its arms that were almost as long as its body, made a huge gesture in front of it, and made another punching motion, asking:

   "Big smash, awesome! I want two!"

   "No! Not a single one."

   Bondo bargained:

   "I stole my clockwork giants with all my life, I won't give them to you. I can give you two of the electric hammers, but your idiots won't use such high-end weapons at all.

Only you can use   , go over and help me get back the site first, let’s talk about the reward.

  We haven't been working together for a day or two. After we capture Rustbolt, you'll take half of what's there, okay? "

   "Half, OK."

   King Gobamak finally became happy, he stood up from his throne, raised the big electric stick with a fierce face, and roared:

   "Friend, help, okay! Kill! Eat meat!"

   "That's right, eat meat, hahaha, that's it."

   Bondo was also happy.

   Two bastards, one big and one small, reached an agreement to expel foreign enemies in the cave of the king's nest. Seeing that a large courtyard counterattack was about to begin, but at this happy moment, a mutation suddenly occurred.

   In the shadows, the demonized Black descended from the sky and landed on the broad shoulders of King Gobamak.

   rides between its necks like a horse, and hits a chaotic wave towards Bondo who is still laughing in front of him. The bursting shadow magic rushes like a tide, smashing the whole of Bondo who was caught off guard.

   Nasrezim's sharp claws and Defiler fragments slid into the caveman's hard skull from left to right, and a large mind blast exploded in the caveman king's mind in the blood.

   In the screams of the big bastard, Blake landed with a light somersault.

  The long sword was unsheathed, stabbed down King Gobamak's ugly mane chin, and went straight into the brain, and while the blade was spinning, he stirred up the whole brain.

The    demon avatar dispersed, and the pirate drew his shotgun on his chest.

  Two barrels rested on the caveman king's large eye sockets, the hammer was depressed, and the trigger was pulled.

   Four pointed bullets fired at the same time, and in a low muffled sound, the caveman king with great ambition slammed onto his mechanical throne without a word, and the ugly big-faced plate was blasted by a third.

  The peculiar and weird crown was stained with blood and fell to the ground, and rolled to Blake's feet.

   He picked up the scrap iron crown, and turned to "look" behind him. The giant Bondo block that fell on the wall was shaking his head and getting up. But in the interim, his "partner" has died.

"Do not kill me!"

   Bondo instantly recognized the situation and shouted:

   "I'm willing to pay you, as long as you keep me alive! I'll give you anything you want! A clockwork giant? Or a flying machine? It's easy to discuss!"

   "Om"

   The blade of the Leap Cleaver's longsword that stabbed at him stopped steadily in front of Bondo's goggle-like eyes.

   scared the dwarf to a shiver. Although he had already remodeled his genitals, Bondo actually had the urge to urinate again after more than ten years. It's amazing.

   The magic eyeball on Black's shoulder turned over, looking at Bondo, who confessed, and said:

   "Let's say it earlier, if you cooperated like this from the beginning, why would we need to get to such an embarrassing situation? Come on, what are you going to buy your life for?

   Mind you, I have a big appetite.

   And I'm especially dangerous when I'm hungry, I'm hungry right now."

   (end of this chapter)