Baby daddy's unrestrained life

"Ha ha ha!"

"Guwen! It must be ancient Chinese! "

"Professor Ye! awesome! In the future, anyone who has trouble with Professor Ye will have trouble with me! "

"Mad, who dares to say that the professor is not a Chinese teacher in the future?"

"Invincible! The ancient prose is invincible

Looking at this picture of Ye Fengfa, a group of Chinese department students have gone crazy.

On the Internet, many onlookers are also quite curious. What picture did Professor ye send? The people in the Department of mathematics looked confused, but the people in the Department of Chinese were going to laugh crazy?

Many people with a curious heart, opened this picture.

"One by one."

"One two is two, two two is four."

"One three is three, two three is six, three three is nine."

"One four gets four..."

What the hell is this?

Is this a multiplication table?

Don't know how many faces that is a face of muddle force, to and fro to see several times!

Finally, we come to the conclusion that Professor Ye's ancient prose is his 99 multiplication table!

I'm so confused!

I'm really confused!

The reaction of this group of big brother and mathematics department is almost the same.

That's a face full of incomprehension!

Is this ancient Chinese?

Are you sure it's wrong?

What about the noise?

I'm Gu Wen, your second uncle!

This is a multiplication formula!

The people in the Department of mathematics were confused, and the crowd was confused. However, the people in the Department of Chinese understood what Ye Feng meant, so they all came back to life one by one and fought back against the Department of mathematics.

"Sorry, it's really an ancient essay."

"Ha ha, are you stupid? Don't you understand? Let's teach you! "

"The so-called" one by one "means that one times one equals one. This sentence obviously uses the technique of ancient Chinese prose! Hahaha, it's not too much to say that multiplication formula is an ancient Chinese

"So if you can't understand it, let's tell you in a more simple and crude way. The multiplication formula was compiled by ancient people, recorded in a natural way, and written in classical Chinese. Ha ha ha!"

"The multiplication formula, which is known as the cornerstone of mathematics, was written in ancient Chinese. Are you desperate? Dare you say the Chinese department is useless? "

"Some people don't learn Chinese, they may not even understand the formula of multiplication, and they still talk about mathematics."

Chinese department people, at this time wanton ridicule.

Mathematics Department of all silly eyes, are also wilted, have been said speechless.

Those who watch the crowd, see this reversal, it is one by one open mouth staring big eyes, do not know what to say.

Can he play like this?

Even Zhao Huangming, who took part in the war with a trumpet, was stunned. Is Professor Ye really too strong? Can all these things be connected? What's more, if you think about it a little bit, you can see that this multiplication formula is really ancient, but no one has paid attention to it.

What a bull!

Zhao Huangming really began to admire Ye Feng from the bottom of his heart at this time!

Who has thought of this thing after so many years of debate between arts and science?

On the other side, Dean Ma, who also uses the trumpet online, is a black line at one end, kengdai! Professor Ye, you are a professor in the Department of mathematics! How can I help the Chinese department?

Looking at this group of Chinese department people who are scolding, the dean of Ma Yuan wants to strangle Ye Feng, the traitor!

Because of his words and pictures, the math department was directly pressed on the ground!

However, at this time, the leaf wind has a dynamic.

Again, a word, a picture.

"The so-called romance, but so."

Here is a picture.

"Well?"

"Come on, come on

"Professor Ye is making a change again. Look at the picture

"Romantic?"

"It's estimated that Professor Ye can't understand the romantic people in the mathematics department."

A group of excited Chinese Department buddies excitedly click on the pictures of Ye Fengfa to see what Professor Ye has sent this time.

But when they opened the picture, they were dumbfounded.

Because, in the picture, there is the following thing:

X ²+（ y+3√x ²） 2=1

What the hell is this?

Function formula?

Is this what Professor Ye calls romance?

What the hell?

A group of liberal arts students said that they were confused!

However, when they saw this function formula, they suddenly had a bad feeling.

Professor Ye is not going back to help their math department, is he?

This idea frightened everyone to look back at the group of people in the mathematics department.

Well!

OK, OK!

Looking at the piles of question marks, the Chinese Department was relieved.

It turns out that this group of people in the Department of mathematics can't understand it!

Really, looking at this formula, not only people in the Chinese department can't understand it, but also those in the mathematics department are confused!

Romantic?

Formula?

What does this have to do with romance?

Ma Luan, the Dean with a mobile phone, was confused at first. He couldn't understand what Ye Feng meant. However, the president is the president, although wearing a vest with the trumpet, it is also your president!

Looking at this equation, Dean Ma felt more and more strange.

It's like a curve function, isn't it?

Thinking of this, Dean Ma found a piece of paper and wrote with his head down.

About a few minutes later, Dean MA in the office suddenly stood up and blurted out, "hold the grass!"

Staring at the paper in his hand, Dean Ma felt that his heart beat a lot faster.

"This..."

Looking at the function curve drawn on the paper, Dean Ma was so excited that he didn't know what to say!

Romantic?

Formula?

No problem?

I'll go to hell!

Looking at the heart curve on the paper, who dares to say that there is no relationship between the two?

It was not until this moment that President Ma understood what Ye Feng wanted to express!

Is it romantic enough to express with function curve?

How dare your Chinese Department say that we math students don't understand romance?

The romance of mathematics, even we are so scared!

Excited and shivering, Dean Ma announced the result with his trumpet.

All of a sudden, everyone, no matter you are learning mathematics, or learning Chinese, or boring eating melon crowd, at this moment, both eyes are looking at the "heart-shaped curve".

Can he play math like this?

Just before the crowd recovered from the shock, Professor Ye made a move again.

This time, without a word, just two pictures.

On the first picture, it says "128 √ E980" askew.

Looking at this picture, there are many confused faces. No matter who they are, none of them can understand the meaning of these figures.

However, when people open the second picture, it's petrified again!

The second picture is iloveyou!

What's more, this is not the point. Everyone knows this English sentence!

What really makes people collapse is that this sentence "iloveyou" is actually made by removing half of the number symbols in the first picture!

I'll go to hell!

Is that all right with him?

On your knees!

I don't know how many people kneel for Ye Feng! No matter whether they are studying mathematics or not, they are kneeling for Ye Feng now!

It is estimated that Ye Feng, the only one in the world who can play mathematics to this point?

Professor Ye, how boring are you?

Do you usually study this stuff?

Or is the world of super mathematicians beyond our understanding?

And what do you mean?

First for the Chinese Department, then for the mathematics department?

Which side are you helping?

"Professor Ye, as the greatest mathematician of our time, naturally stands on the side of the mathematical world!"

"Nonsense! Professor Ye has just perfected the development history of poetry, which is definitely a shining star in the literary world

In the circle, not only did not stop, it was more chaotic at this time. Two groups of people, for which side Ye Feng belongs to in the end, it is noisy, not give in to each other.

Looking at this group of people, lying at home, Ye Feng is speechless.

What kind of literature and theory, boring?

How old a person, even the whole child is not as good!

"When you go to two or three li, you will find four or five houses along the village. Six or seven pavilions, 80 or 90 flowers. "

After sending this poem, Ye Feng threw his mobile phone aside. If they could understand it, they would understand it. If they couldn't understand it, they would pull it down. He didn't care.