Baby daddy's unrestrained life

auditorium.

The game is over.

The final ranking is also calculated.

"Zhao Hanyang and sun Qi both scored 40 points in the end, tied for the first place." The male host said with a smile: "let's congratulate our champion!"

However, there was little applause. The male host is a little embarrassed. Zhao Hanyang and sun Qi, who are going to receive the award, are even more ugly. Although they won the championship, they are in a bad mood!

At this time, the hostess announced with a smile: "our third place is... Professor Ye, the final score is 35 points! It's worth noting that Professor Ye answered a total of 13 questions and wrote a couplet

35, third.

It didn't meet their expectations, but there was an explosion of applause in the auditorium!

Although it is the third, but no one can, even better than the first!

"Now, let's welcome our top three to the stage to receive the prize!" The host said.

Zhao Hanyang, sun Qi and Ye Feng, who are supported by Zhao Huangming, are on the stage together. Ye Feng remembers that he is a patient, and no matter what he does, he is supported by Zhao Huangming.

On stage, Mr. Feng and the other two judges are ready for certificates and trophies.

"Congratulations, Miss Zhao."

"Congratulations, Mr. Sun."

Finally, it's Ye Feng's turn, "Professor Ye is a great talent. I admire him!"“ Young and promising, I have never seen such a person as Professor Ye“ If Professor Ye has time to go to the imperial capital, we must get together. I'll introduce some old friends to you. "

When Mr. Feng and the other two judges presented awards to Zhao Hanyang and sun Qi, they said a polite word, and the rest of them didn't say a word of congratulations. However, when we got to the third place of Ye Feng, we should be as enthusiastic as we need to be! Seriously, the three of them have been judges for so many years. This year's award may be the most special one. No one cares about the first. Everyone's eyes are focused on the third. Do you think it's strange?

Ye Feng opened his mouth, his voice and face were very reluctant, "I'm flattered." The voice is still sickly. It has to be said that as an old Chinese medicine doctor, ye pretended to be sick, even he believed it.

"Professor Ye, take care of yourself!" Mr. Feng, after a few more polite remarks, stepped down.

Over there, Zhao Hanyang and sun Qi simply said a few words about winning the championship, and then they went straight down. They didn't want to stay more for a minute, and they even wanted to smash the cup in their hands.

Other people's trophies represent the supreme glory, but what about them?

What a shame!

What a shame!

What's the use of the first one?

Shame!

However, no one cares about them at this time. They are not the leading role at all.

Now the protagonist, is Ye Feng, saw the hostess holding the microphone worry said: "Professor Ye this body can speak two?" If you have won the prize, talk about the acceptance speech and so on. This is also a tradition.

"If Professor Ye is ill, he will not..."

Zhao Huangming just wanted to refuse on behalf of Ye Feng, but at this time Ye Feng said: "say a few words."

"Well, Professor Ye said he could say a few words!" Zhao Huangming changed his words and repeated Ye Feng's words to the microphone.

Looking at Zhao Huangming holding beside, Ye Feng's heart is very warm. This morning, since Ye Feng pretended to be ill, Zhao Huangming didn't even drink water. He was basically taking care of Ye Feng. Either help him with the ice bag, or help him repeat what he said. No matter how Zhao Huangming treated Ye Feng in the past, his care and concern for Ye Feng today can't be fake.

With a smile, Ye Feng opens his mouth, and Zhao Huangming passes the microphone to him.

"I want to say, did someone say that I cheated again?"

Ye Fengqi's weak voice is not big, but it is clearly spread into everyone's ears.

cheat?

Everyone was stunned. There was such a thing!

"Who reported me, who apologized to me." A short sentence made the auditorium quieter, and Zhao Huangming, who was next to him, thought of it at this time. He said to the microphone, "and the staff of the Poetry Association, you must also apologize to Professor Ye! The Federation of literary and art circles and the judges are not sure whether Professor Ye cheated or not. How dare you publish it? I have to apologize! "

Sun Meng looks gloomy!

The person of the Poetry Association was also in a cold sweat, looking at Sun Meng, "president, what shall we do?"

Sun Meng didn't say a word, but he didn't move.

Apologizing?

Apologizing in front of so many people?

Then sun Meng really has no face!

A minute later, seeing that there was no movement, Zhao Huang Ming hummed coldly, "don't apologize, right? Even the most basic politeness is gone. I'm a scholar in vain! Let's meet in court. Haida is determined to protect Professor Ye's rights! "

Zhao Huangming is a little angry, but Ye Feng smiles, "today is the couplet competition, let alone, I will send you a couplet." It's not very loud, but it's very clear.

People curious, send couplets?

Couplets at this time?

Everyone was a little dazed. I didn't know what Professor Ye wanted to do.

The next moment, Ye Feng said: "rats are old regardless of size." Because they're all called mice.

Next, Ye Feng said in a light voice with a smile: "monkeys always have male and female." The monkey is the monkey. Ye Feng knows that sun Meng is the one who reported him!

And sun Meng almost breathless vomit blood, Ye Feng I grass your uncle! Who are you calling monkey? Sun Meng's face is green. This son of a bitch, this is a live broadcast. Doesn't he care about the influence? To tell you the truth, ye really doesn't care. His achievements in mathematics and literature will not change because of these things. What's wrong with you? Scolded you, Lao Tzu is still Professor Ye!

The two hosts were stunned, and even Zhao Huang's name almost didn't choke out a mouthful of old blood.

Professor Ye's mouth is too poisonous, isn't it?

Can you think of all these couplets?

The audience was also stunned.

But Ye Feng seemed to be addicted. Before he finished, he continued: "although I was the representative of Haida in the end, in fact, I was recommended by the Poetry Association at the beginning. Let me also send you a couplet." After a pause, he read: "fire in the water department, Jin Sikong, building a lot."

The Shanglian is in a mess. We don't see any meaning at all.

But the lower couplet of Ye Feng let a person spray directly, "southern person, northern prime minister, Shujun, what thing!"

Member of the Poetry Association:

Sun Meng is even more explosive, Lao Tzu is his president! You scolded me twice! Is it over?

Twice?

Scolding Ye Feng 20 times is not satisfying!

The bastards of the Poetry Association invited him to participate in this ghost couplet competition. They just thought that he couldn't see their peace of mind? If ye Feng didn't come up with the idea of pretending to be ill, and these bastards always come up with the idea of difficult association to make Ye Feng lose face, then ye will be really cold here today!

And slander me for cheating?

If this is really sitting, does Ye Feng have the face to go out?

Scold twice?

Not enough!

Ye Feng just wants to continue. Who knows sun Meng can't stand it? He sits down on the court and says angrily, "Ye Feng, you can't be right. I'll give you a question. Listen to me. In the mountains where two apes break wood, do little monkeys dare to see each other?" There is a homonym for it. To see is to say that Ye Feng is a little monkey. As soon as Ye Feng finished scolding sun Meng for being a monkey, sun Meng immediately fought back and responded quickly.

But it was Ye Feng who laughed. After hearing the couplet, he immediately sneered and said, "how can an old beast get out of the mud when a horse is trapped in the mud?" The same is homophonic, the hoof is equal to the title, this is in sun Meng is an old beast!

Sun Mengqi's straight teeth, black face and said: "you also deserve to call master? The eight hundred Li Dongting is full of waves. Where did the master come from? " It's the first couplet again. It's saying that ye fenglang has a false name!

But Ye Feng said with a smile: "the twelve peaks of Wushan mountain are full of mist and clouds. Our hospital has come down from the sky!"

"Good!"

"That's right!"

"What a hospital that came down from the sky

"Professor Ye is invincible!"

"Heaven and man come down from the sky, that's right!"

The audience couldn't help cheering. Everyone was going to laugh. Even Mr. Feng and his three judges couldn't help laughing.

Sun Meng: "I'll go to your second uncle's, son of a bitch."

Ye Feng didn't plan to let Sun Meng go. He said, "it's not polite to come here. I'll give you a question. Listen, one two three four five six seven."

Sun Meng did not even think about it and said, "douruimi fasoulaxi!" Sun Meng is right about the tone.

"Good!"

"It's going to be great!"

"Yes! Finally, it's right! "

Poetry Association people are excited crazy, this son of a bitch's first couplet finally someone on!

They are going to cry!

Sure enough, it's the president!

However, Ye Feng shook his head and said: "if someone else, I'll count him on the right side, but you can't. I think you can still be on the right side of the lower link."

Huh?

What do you mean, people are stunned?

Can sun Meng play better in the upper and lower league?

Even sun Meng himself was stunned. What's better? He really thought about it.

However, Ye Feng did not give him much time, but directly said: "I think, you are more loyal to filial piety, righteousness and honesty."

Huh?

What the hell is this?

All of a sudden, we didn't respond. One two three four five six seven are loyal to filial piety, honest and upright? No, why is there a shame missing? Is there no eight in Shanglian?

But there were a few idiots on the scene. In a moment, someone responded, "the first couplet forgot an eight, and the second couplet lost a shame. Is this Wang (forgetting) eight and shameless? I'll go

bastard?

Shameless?

Sun Meng has forgotten how many times he exploded. I'm a bastard. You are a bastard! I'm so angry!

The audience had already laughed wildly, and the leaders of Haida clapped their hands one by one.

This is the first time that they have seen literati swearing at the scene. It's totally bloody without spitting a dirty word!

However, it's a live broadcast. If it goes on like this, it won't work. The male host quickly advised: "Professor Ye, calm down. You haven't recovered yet. Don't be angry."