Baby daddy's unrestrained life

On the court.

"Ye always catches the ball!"

A player of the dream team yelled at Ye Feng, throwing a high ball and a super long pass, and directly threw the new basketball to Ye Feng. Although Ye Feng's legs and feet are inconvenient, he is accurate in pitching!

Although Ye Feng didn't score that three points just now, we all know that it was because of an accident, otherwise Ye Feng would be able to score!

So, now the players of dream team grab the ball and pass it to Ye Feng at the first time!

"Now the ball is in the hands of the dream team. The center of the dream team didn't lay up with the ball directly. He passed the ball! A high throw! To the lame two

The commentators roared loudly. They are full of passion now. They thought it was a boring game, but now they see that there is something about the new players of the dream team. But because ye Feng was brought up on the spot, he didn't give his name at all. Everyone didn't know his name. The commentator even called him "lame No. 2".

"Lame No. 2 is just outside the three-point line. Is he going to throw another three?"

"Here comes the ball!"

"The ball has a great impact. Lame No. 2 is lame. Can he catch it?"

"Lame two, he... I wipe! He's catching the ball with his head? "

"Oh, I wipe it!"

Ye Feng screamed, the basketball hit him directly on the head! Ye was smashed two meters away!

Lying on the ground, Ye Feng looks at the sky, he feels that life has no color!

This NIMA is basketball?

Ah?

Is this a missile?

Dongfeng express?

What's going to fly two meters at a time?

"Lame two, he was hit by basketball? "Ah?"

The commentator was so confused!

"I'll take it!"

"What's the situation with this lame man?"

"He can be smashed so far by basketball, he is also a cruel man!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone fly away in a basketball match!"

The audience didn't know the name of the lame man in the No.2 uniform. Anyway, the commentator called him lame No.2, which is what everyone called him. To tell you the truth, the three-point scoring of lame No.2 just now has really aroused the interest of many audiences. At least now few people are playing with mobile phones, and everyone's eyes are again on the court.

Everyone has great hope for this lame man!

But now this scene, but let the audience's eyeballs broken!

One of your basketball players was hit by the basketball?

Why did he fly two meters away?

You're a paper man, aren't you?

"Brother in law, is that exaggeration?"

My sister-in-law covered her face, but she didn't look at her. The little guy looked at her father pitifully, and was very distressed. Ning Ning didn't speak, just slightly frowned, as if thinking about something. Ling Luohan over there wanted to add fuel to Ye Feng, but now it's better to forget.

On the court, the players of dream team saw that Ye Feng fell down and ran past.

"Mr. Ye!"

"Are you all right?"

"Help Mr. Ye quickly!"

"Not hurt?"

This group of dream team members all know the identity of Ye Feng, see Ye Feng fell down, quickly ran to help him.

"Nothing."

Ye Feng was hit by the basketball, a little dizzy. Look up, the dream team's people have no defense, the opposite Japan's players have the ball in the past!

"Go and defend!"

Ye Feng yelled, "whoosh" and jumped up.

"Lame two, stand up!"

"I'll go! Lame two showed his amazing speed again

"Ah! It's too late! I can't defend! Japan's No.7 player is going to throw three points! "

"Yes! No.7 has thrown the ball! Ah? What's lame two doing? He's still running! Run to the basket! He wants to cut the ball? oh my god! It's crazy

At this moment, Ye Feng has indeed run to the basket!

He wants to stop the ball!

Basketball has been flying in the air, ordinary people can not stop the ball!

But Ye Feng is not an ordinary person!

Others can't jump so high, but Ye Feng can!

He knows lightness skill!

Direct leaf wind jumped up, reach for the moon, directly control the basketball in their own hands!

It's boiling on the court!

"Lame two made a miracle! Although he is a lame, but his jumping ability is incomprehensible! It's too strong! " The commentator roared!

The audience's voice is directly broke through the clouds.

"Come on, lame two!"

"Bullshit

"It's a beautiful ball!"

"Ouch, ouch!"

The audience are boiling, but at this time, Ye Feng has killed the other side's three-point line with the ball again!

"Oh, my God! Is lame two going to make another three? fierce! This is a lame man with ideas! " The commentator said quickly and excitedly, "he threw! Perfect arc! Ball... Wipe! The ball blew up again

Originally, the commentator was hoarse, but with a bang, he almost choked the commentator to death!

The boiling audience is also dumbfounded. Is there a black curtain?

Ah?

What's the situation?

This is a balloon, isn't it?

Just blow it up?

Twice!

Twice!

However, this is just the beginning!

"This new basketball is developed by the National Academy of Sciences with the latest technology. It has never been used in public before. It is said that it can withstand the pressure of three tons... Oh, nice! Lame two rebounded again, he dribbled wildly, three points! Another three Fuck! He blew it up again

……

"Lame two three points again, oh, I'll go! The basketball blew up again

……

"Well, it's very stable. There's no accident. The basketball blew up!"

……

"Come on, let's guess, will the basketball explode this time?"

"Guess?"

"Bang!"

"Well, No."

……

"Lame two is ready to shoot three, referee? The referee, get ready to change the basketball

……

The game lasted 20 minutes, and 18 of them have been scrapped!

The people on the field, no matter the audience, the commentators, or the players and referees on the field, have changed from surprise at the beginning to numbness now! We can see that as long as the lame pitches twice, the basketball will explode!

It sounds unbelievable, but in fact it is!

You can't believe it! It happened under your eyes. Can you believe what you saw with your own eyes?

The audience was speechless and didn't know what to say.

Ye Feng is also speechless, he is even a little desperate, he knows his bad luck, but he doesn't take such bad luck, does he?

How about a hammer?

Throw the ball and it's going to explode?

Play with your sister!

……

"Mr. Ye, just now the referee said to me, please don't throw the ball." The captain of the team pulled his mouth and said, "why don't you defend people? Okay? As long as you guard against two or three of them, we can absolutely end their abuse! "

“……”

Ye Feng is full of black lines. Can we defend two or three by ourselves? So what else does he want you to do?

But Ye Feng still nodded, he also saw, he is impossible to score, it is really better to go to the defense to create opportunities for teammates.

……

"Why? Has the dream team changed its play? They're not passing the ball to lame number two, they're letting him defend? Lame No.2 looks strange! He can't prevent the center on the other side. A handsome Japanese center turns around the lame two with the ball... Well, what's the situation? Lame two fell down again? Huh? The Japanese center also fell down? "

The commentary was a bit silly, and the audience was stunned.

Ye Feng fell down, everyone has seen no wonder, this goods is a flat ground can fall out of a somersault ruthless, but what is the situation of the Japanese center?

How did he fall down?

Although it is said that there are always falls in playing basketball, just now the center is very stable. Why did he suddenly fall?

"What's the matter?"

"Tony was steady just now!"

"Sprained it?"

"It seems to be."

"Can't it be the lame two who tripped Tony?"

"Pull it down. How dare he trip with his leg? Don't look at the joke

"Yes, he is lame!"

The audience whispered, and they didn't see it clearly. Anyway, they said everything.

Both teams passed.

"Is Ye always OK?"

"Tony, what's the matter with you?"

"Did you fall seriously?"

The Japanese center named Tony was holding his legs and howling. His face was in a cold sweat. He looked very miserable.

The Japanese captain looked at it and got it. He must have sprained his ankle, and it seems that he can't even stand up.

"Help Tony down and get ready to come up." Japan captain a little helpless, they see very clearly, this is Tony accidentally fell, and Ye Feng has nothing to do, they are quite far away.

Indeed, the referee also made the same judgment, Ye Feng didn't violate the rules.

Tony was carried down, and Ye Feng is nothing, stand up!

The goods have been used to falling!

I've seen twenty-eight serial traffic accidents, isn't it just a fall? What a big deal!

What's more, Ye's body is more than others' skin. It's not a big deal to fall a few times!

However, this tumble actually suddenly leaves the wind to fall to open the mind!

He looked at Tony who was carried away, Ye Feng's expression was a little strange!

Now the extent of their own misfortune is simply exaggerated to unacceptable, but also not only their own misfortune, even too close to themselves will follow the misfortune!

So

Someone Ye raised his eyebrows, and a little evil thought suddenly came out of his heart!

……

On the court.

The game goes on.

The first half is over, but the score of the two groups is still zero to zero!

I played for 20 minutes and didn't score a goal!

If other teams and other games don't score after half-time, the audience will be impatient and even have to swear! However, today's game, the audience is not a impatient ah! Even we didn't feel the loss of time!

Isn't the game exciting?

Ah?

This is the heart beat!

Really? It's the first time that they think it's better to play basketball than to score goals!

And we all know that not scoring is not because other players can't, but because basketball can't!

How strong is the lame number two?

No matter speed, bounce, shooting, it is almost superhuman. But what can basketball do if it suck up?

He'll explode as soon as he throws. Who can stand that?

If others say that they can't throw the ball, basketball is not good, then they must be sprayed to death. However, if lame No. 2 said so, no one would dare to retort!

That's because basketball doesn't work!

Now, other people's lame No. 2 dare not touch the ball, forced to defend people.

However, the goods are different from others.

"Oh, I wipe it!"

As soon as Ye Feng's feet slide, he says, "take off" is a catchphrase. It's no surprise that after rotating 720 degrees on the ground and rolling up and down for two circles, the goods land perfectly in a plane supporting posture.

To put it simply, it's a dog biting mud.

It's not surprising that everyone is lame after all. We all understand that. But in the next second, the man Ye Feng had been guarding against also slipped his feet, and fell straight to the sky!

"Ah ~"

A scream, instantly attracted everyone's attention, including the offensive players.

"Ah? Lars? What's the situation? "

The captain of the Japanese national team looked back and said that they were going to collapse. What's the situation? If you fall down when dribbling, it's OK, but you didn't do anything, just let you look at the lame No. 2, and you fell down together?

What's more, the lame man stood up because he was afraid of his ass. why are you crying?

"Butt ~ butt pain! My tail bone is broken

The black American cried in English, and his black face was purple when he lay on the ground!

"Ah?"

The Suns players rushed over and looked silly!

The big brother's painful face is deformed!

It's not a fake!

Just a fall and a broken tailbone?

No

No way, the Suns also scrapped a player, fortunately they have more reserve players.

"Don't worry, this dream team of Huaxia has no strength."

Even two starters were forced to replace the reserve players because of injuries. The captain was afraid that everyone would lose confidence and was encouraging them in English, "they are just the lame. As long as we watch him, we will win this game!"

"Yes

"Sure to win!"

"Leave that lame man to me, I will see him dead!"

"Yes! Fight for the emperor

"Fight for the emperor!"

A group of European and American people chanted formal slogans in English. Soon, the Suns adjusted their state.

The game goes on.

Ye Feng didn't touch the ball, and the commentators didn't have any passion. What he said was soft. "The Suns robbed the ball, didn't throw three points, but were ready to lay up. The dream team probably couldn't stop it... Eh?" All of a sudden, a lame but fast guy came from the three-point line, "it's lame two! Is he going to steal? " The commentator suddenly came to the spirit, "this is a lame man who can create miracles! Oh no, the Suns backup center is very fierce, a forward without paying attention to the lame No. 2 defense, he directly lay up, can't block... Ah? What's the situation? "

The commentator was silly. Originally, the center was about to release the ball with a jumping eye, but suddenly he screamed and fell to the ground!

"Ah! Waist! My waist

The center lay on the ground, covered his waist, and howled!

The centre forward even flashed at this time!

Fuck!

The Suns are in a state of mind!

This NIMA eyes to see on the goal, you Ya of unexpectedly flash waist?

But there is a man lying on the ground. It's Ye Feng, but he doesn't pay attention to him. Isn't it normal for him to fall? One small fall in three steps, one big fall in five steps, and one somersault in ten steps! He can fall down his own aisle!

At this time, Ye Feng patted the soil on his body and rubbed his buttocks. He was really scared! If it wasn't for me, I would have scored the goal!

Looking at being carried away again, Ye Feng expressed his satisfaction!

His goal is not to kill everyone!

Ye Feng is quite confident in himself!

He suddenly found that he didn't need to play basketball at all. He just stood at the bottom of his own basket and waited for the hare!

There's a pit here, a pit here!

PS: there are too many relatives these days. First, I have to change 4000 words. After two days, I'm not busy to restore and update. Wuwuwu~