Baby daddy's unrestrained life

College entrance examination, once a year, we have long been familiar with the college entrance examination can not be familiar with. Every year, the rhythm is almost the same. After the exam, you can either play crazily or lament. In a word, you have all kinds of emotions.

However, this year is a little different!

To be exact, this year's imperial capital is different from previous years!

That's a big difference!

Still crazy?

Still relaxed?

What emotions do you have?

I can go to your uncle's!

The examinee of this year emperor all has a reaction!

Anger!

Endless anger!

In an examination center, a candidate stood at the gate of the school, holding his father and crying for a while, then suddenly roared to the sky: "yejiao... Education Bureau! I don't want to die with you! "

This roar immediately attracted many people's attention.

"Whose child is this?"

"So poor quality!"

"What are you shouting for?"

Many passers-by in the street frown one after another, and even some parents are a little unhappy.

However, the next second, the door of the school exploded directly!

This student's voice is like a clarion call of anger. Countless students raise their heads and roar!

"Education Bureau, I don't like your grandma!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Who are you stupid people? Why don't you invite Professor Ye?"

"Your uncle!"

"Is this a question that people do?"

One by one, countless students scolded the Education Bureau at the door!

Moreover, this is not a school, almost all of the school candidates are like this, come out first to cry, and then scold the education bureau!

No way, they want to scold Ye Feng, but think about it or forget it, or scold the education bureau is more reliable!

Soon, the news was flying.

Countless examinees scold the imperial education bureau

Candidates denounce the Education Bureau for inhumanity

The end of the college entrance examination and the annihilation of the imperial capital

The exposure of comprehensive examination questions of literature and Science in Imperial College Entrance Examination

The best in history

Major mistakes of expert prediction

"Imperial city candidates cry

The best in the past, the worst this year

History and physics jointly staged the blockbuster of the year - no one survived

……

On the other side.

As soon as the exam is over, the Internet is already fried. Angry imperial candidates directly occupied the major circles, one by one to blow up!

"The professor who said Wenzong was not difficult at noon, please come out, thank you!"

"Who said the afternoon exam was easy? I can't stand that 50 meter sword! "

"I want to shave your head with a dragon butcher's knife!"

"After taking the math exam, I feel that the second half of my life is already bleak. But after taking the physics exam, I realized how wonderful my life was before

"After taking the math exam, I thought I had no future. After the history test, I know that I really don't have a future! "

"It's too hard!"

"My son is crying in the toilet now. He asked me to go online and ask," is there a team for the second year? "

"Yes!"

"I sign up!"

"Sign up + 1!"

"Sign up + 999999!"

Examinees from other provinces have come to eat melons.

"Come on, you can do it next year!"

"Brothers, I'll wait for you at Haida!"

"Don't worry, I'll go to Haida to greet Professor Ye for you!"

"After reading your physics problems, I just want to say that China needs soldiers like you!"

"I apologize to the imperial compatriots. You are the real bullshit! It's better than us in Henan! "

"It's better than our Hebei!"

Even the Hengshui examinee in Hebei said: "we should all be at the same level in the three subjects of mathematics, history and physics!"

Soon, there was a stream of jokes on the Internet

"I believe everyone knows that it's very difficult to solve the problem of imperial capital physics? However, many people may not understand how difficult it is. In this way, I will give you a simple description. "

"Well, if you can get 20 marks on the imperial physics this time, that's enough!"

"If you can score 30, you will be excellent!"

"If you can score 40, brother, you are the fighting father in Xueba!"

"If you score 50, my God, you are a genius!"

"If you pass, I'll wipe, then you are the contemporary Phelps! Do you know about Phelps? That's the big brother who discovered gravity! You'll find gravity! "

"If you score 70, my mother, you're sulps, his father, sulprius! You're going to make Phelps! "

"If someone gets 80 points in the test, my Xiuer, you can go to the imperial zoo to buy a booth. You can charge tickets. We will pay to visit you. You are the next national treasure! You are worth more than a giant panda

"If you get 90 points, you are light, you are electricity, and you are the only myth!"

"If you get 100 points, I'll wipe it, then you are Ye Feng, ye Tianren, a contemporary genius, a mathematician, a writer, a historian, a calligrapher, an educator, a thinker, a philosopher, a novelist, a singer, a poet, and a professor of the third Department of Haida!"

As soon as this story came out, it spread all over the Internet in an instant, and countless imperial examinees forwarded it crazily.

"What he said is absolutely right!"

"I guess I'm 20 points!"

"I usually get full marks. It's estimated that I'll get more than 30 this time."

"I want to cry!"

"Professor Ye is beyond the myth..."

"I don't know. I'm surprised to see that Professor Ye has so many titles?"

"There are some titles that have not been added. He is also the dean of two projects."

"I'll take it."

This piece has caused netizens to make complaints about it, and even some stars have been forwarding this piece.

Contemporary singer Meng fankuo said in the circle: "students who love the capital, you must be strong!"

Famous actress Zhu Qing: "don't cry, babies."

At present, the youngest group of Huaxia said: "fortunately, I will take the college entrance examination next year. I love my brothers and sisters."

Of course, all these stars want to be hot. However, no matter how they rub, they can't catch up with one person!

Su Ning!

Ning Ning didn't send a message, but her circle has exploded!

Within an hour, the flow has exceeded 70 million!

The number of speeches per minute has exceeded 3000!

Fifty messages a second!

The popularity of the circle has risen directly to the tenth place on the list of singers!

Countless examinees scold in the cat circle!

"Damn Education Bureau!"

"Hell, I'm not with the education bureau!"

"Son of a bitch, education bureau!"

"Don't mind Professor Ye's fans. Don't get me wrong, Queen. We're not aiming at your husband, let alone scolding him. We just want to scold the education bureau!"

"Yes! We are here to scold the education bureau! "

Come to the cat circle and scold the education bureau?

I don't know how many fans can't laugh or cry. Even Ning Ning at home doesn't know what expression she has.

They want to scold Ye Feng, but they dare not. They can only take the Education Bureau as a vent! Of course, the official website of the education bureau is worse than the cat circle!

To tell you the truth, these examinees really regard the imperial education bureau as the culprit. Ye Feng is at most a "knife" in their eyes!

The most fundamental reason is the man with the knife!

If it wasn't for your stupid Education Bureau to invite Professor Ye, would Professor Ye have such a difficult problem?

Ah?

It's all his fault!

The Education Bureau was scolded bloody!

Even on the Internet, someone called out the slogan of "attack the Education Bureau and capture director Chang alive"! What's more, let Chang Kai directly "make his own decisions to thank the world"!

The cries on the Internet are wave after wave, directly paralyzing the official website of the education bureau!

Who can withstand this situation?

The people of the Education Bureau are so confused that they can't turn this corner!

What do you always scold us for?

Looking at the curse on the Internet, Chang Kai's face is green, let him me "thank the world"?

I can go to your uncle's!

What does this have to do with me!

"Chang Ju, what do you think we should do?" A director of the Education Bureau wiped a cold sweat on his forehead. "It's out of control. If it doesn't work, we really have to get into trouble."

Chang Kai took advantage of his face and said: "what are you afraid of! We didn't do it. We didn't do it

Soon, Chang Kai wrote a notice in person: "rumor dispelling notice: it is said on the Internet that Professor Ye was invited by our education bureau. This is a rumor! The biggest rumor of the century! The Ministry of education and Haicheng Education Bureau have invited Professor Ye, but Professor Ye didn't agree. How can we invite Professor Ye to give a question? It's ridiculous! It doesn't make logical sense! "

This notice a, examinee people Leng.

"Not from the education bureau?"

"I didn't say that before!"

"Why did Professor Ye come to the imperial palace to ask questions?"

"Yes! Why did Professor Ye come to the imperial capital? "

"Must explain!"

Looking at the questions on the Internet, Chang Kai also gave up and issued a notice: "as for why, we don't know, we can only ask the professor!"

He really used Ye Feng to die. Everything was pushed to him! Also, when they were looking for Ye Feng at that time, they had already thought about it. As long as there was a problem, they would push it on Ye Feng!

It's not that they are irresponsible, it's mainly that they can't afford the responsibility!

They're drowning in spittle!