Baby daddy's unrestrained life

Three passes?

I'm afraid of this?

make fun of!

Don't look at the professors and deans over there, but Ye Feng is not afraid!

Principal Wu threw the wicker and said with a smile: "Professor Ye, we are all old acquaintances. I'll give you a chance. If you can't do it later, you can turn to the outside for help. Of course, you have to pay the price."

"Ha, no!" With a wave of his hand, Ye Feng said: "a man can't say he can't do it. Let him come here!"

Wu Dehai clapped his hands with a smile, "take pen, ink, paper and inkstone!"

There are Haida people over there who immediately move out things, one after another, obviously ready for a long time. Looking at the stunned expression of the people at the scene, it is estimated that no one knows that Haida has prepared this link before. However, we are not unfamiliar, this is a traditional Chinese wedding show.

It's hard to pick up the bride.

Somehow, Su Ning's friends and relatives didn't come much. Only Leng Mei, Lingling and Suqi were there, and the rest were not. However, although there are not many relatives and friends, Haida will never let Ye Feng's wedding leave a regret!

This is a traditional program, absolutely!

Of course, no one thought about these things at this time. Now everyone's attention has been attracted by the pen and ink of this table.

Everyone was in a daze.

What's this better than?

At this time, Wu Dehai waved the wicker in his hand, "people from the College of Arts, go up!"

Wow.

A group of professors from the College of Arts came forward. Zhao Huangming was in charge, and behind them were young and old. Everyone was still holding a bowl of wine.

Zhao Huangming said: "Professor Ye, at this level, we are better than couplets."

"Couplets?"

Ye Feng laughed at that time. He was very happy and said: "do you compare couplets with me? Come on, who's better than me? "

The guests next to them all shook their heads and laughed, and said: "do you compare couplets with Professor Ye? I wonder if you can beat him! "

"That's it

"You don't know the level of Professor Ye's couplet?"

"It's a free question!"

"It's not difficult."

"Haida must have done it on purpose, or to Professor Ye."

Listening to the guests around, Zhao Huangming said with a smile, "we naturally know the level of Professor Ye, so ah, one of our professors from the College of Arts has come." Zhao Huangming asked with a smile: "Professor Ye, let's go up together. It's not bullying you, is it?"

The leaf breeze ha ha a smile, "don't calculate don't calculate, together go up together! Happy, let's have fun. "

Ye Feng was very generous. Zhao Huangming nodded with a smile and took a step forward. A young professor next to him handed him a bowl of wine. President Zhao said with a smile: "Professor Ye, happy wedding. I'll give you this cup of wine from Dai Wen college!" With that, Zhao Huangming drank it all.

Ye Feng didn't think much. He took a bowl of wine and made a gesture to everyone. He also looked up to see the bottom.

"Here, this is my first couplet."

At this time, Zhao Huangming had already taken out the couplet which had been prepared for a long time.

Everyone looked up, and someone said, "it's not difficult for the first couplet to bloom in the four seasons."

Ye Feng also took a look, laughed, and said to Zhao Huangming, "thank you for your blessing." With that, without thinking about it, he wrote directly: "a bird with a hundred years."

The flowers bloom in four seasons; Birds of the same wing accompany for a hundred years.

This is a classic wedding couplet.

All the people around clapped their hands and cheered.

"It's so simple."

"It's not difficult for Professor Ye at all."

"But this couplet is really good."

"Yes, yes."

Ye Feng said with a smile: "Dean Zhao, how about me?"

Zhao Huangming laughed, "very good."

Ye Feng laughed, but before he could speak again, a professor next to Zhao Huangming said, "happy wedding, Professor Ye. I'll give you a toast on behalf of all the teachers and students of the College of Arts!" With that, the professor gulped down a bowl of wine.

Ye Feng is a Leng, also raise wine bowl, "good, thank Professor Wang."

Then, Professor Wang stepped forward and took out the couplet he had prepared.

Ye Feng took a look and put up a pen.

The first couplet: a hundred years of happy marriage;

Ye Feng to the next couplet: bosom friends meet in a thousand miles.

"Good!"

It's another cheer!

Although this couplet is not difficult, it is quite in line with today's festive day.

"Professor Ye, on behalf of the Faculty of Arts, I'd like to offer you this wine."

Another professor with a wine bowl stood up and didn't give Ye Feng any time to think. He dried a bowl of wine in one gulp and then took out his own Shanglian.

Ye Feng didn't take it seriously. He laughed with a bowl and then began to look down at the couplet.

It's still simple.

First couplet: husband and wife love centenary music;

Ye Feng vs. Xia Lian: equality between men and women, spring in four seasons.

It's another couplet for wedding. Ye Feng is very happy.

Over there, another professor from the College of Arts came out with a bowl of wine. "Professor Ye, I'd like to toast you on behalf of the freshmen who are going to enter the College of Arts."

"Well, no, Professor Wang just drank it on behalf of all the teachers and students?"

"He represents all the teachers and students in the school, and the freshmen I represent are not in school yet? I'll do it anyway. You're welcome. "

"I'll... OK."

Ye Feng does another bowl.

At this time, he vaguely realized that something was wrong.

The couplet?

Is this a couplet?

Why don't you have a toast? No, it's not a cup. It's a bowl! Although it's rice wine and the degree is not very high, no one can stand drinking more than ten bowls of it!

However, there is a professor standing up there again!

"Professor Ye, on behalf of the flowers and plants of our college of Arts, I'd like to offer you this wine."

……

"Professor Ye, you must drink this glass of wine. It's a blessing from every ray of sunshine in our college of Arts!"

……

"Professor Ye, don't say anything. You've done with this glass of wine!"

……

Ye Feng is going to drink and vomit. Couplet, your sister, you just want to irrigate me!

He finally found out that these people didn't want to make couplets with him at all. They dug holes for themselves at the beginning, just wanted to drink their own wine!

What a pit!

It's so bad!

Over there, Zhao Huangming said with a smile: "Professor Ye, go on, this couplet has been given, just waiting for you to be right."

Ye Feng looks at the couplet, which is not difficult at all. He can write it in his essays. But the problem is, after he is on this, someone will toast him the next second!

He can't drink it any more!

Principal Wu looked at Ye Feng with a smile and said, "originally, I wanted to give you some privileges. If I can't drink, I can find someone to block the wine. But who told you that you don't need it? Tut Tut, talent."

"Poof!"

Wu Dehai's words almost made Ye Feng vomit blood. It was a stab in Ye Fengxin's nest!

Who knows you guys play yin!

What about the couplet?

Is this antithetical couplet?

This is me alone and a dozen professors take turns to share wine, OK?

This has nothing to do with couplets!

Ye Feng is a little suspicious. Is this Haida I know?

Is this the Haida who once drove a train to Beijing for himself?

Is this the Haida that once wrote a lawyer's letter without saying a word?

Is this the Haida who dares to turn over the world for himself?

Ah?

This is the strongest backing?

This is your uncle. Yes!

There's no one like you!

Ye Feng is about to cry, but his face is still calm. After all, he has just been forced to go out. He can't be counselled at this time!

What's the most important thing about men?

Of course, it's face!

Especially on the big day of marriage, face is bigger than God!

Although has been pit of want to cry, but Ye Feng still strong installed a way: "this couplet is too simple, boring."

"No fun? Come on, Professor Ye, here's to you! "

"Ha ha ha!"

All the guests around have laughed.

When was Professor Ye afraid of couplets?

But today I was scared by the people of Haida!

It's the most lethal physical plug-in!

Ye Feng was full of black thread, biting his teeth and looking at the smiling professors of the College of Arts, he said: "let's put this wine first. Don't we compare couplets? You've made so many good couples. How about I give you one? "

"Oh?"

Zhao Huangming picked an eyebrow and said with a smile, "OK, Professor Ye, please."

"If anyone can match this couplet, I'll give it to him."

While speaking, Ye Feng wrote.

This time, Ye Feng didn't write in an essay. He was stained with ink, and his hand was in regular script.

"Good word!"

Senior song Qingxuan of the Calligraphy Association immediately couldn't help cheering, "Professor Ye, this is real, this word is worth thousands of gold!"

"This pair of words is precious!"

"That's a beautiful word."

Another calligrapher said: "at that time, when Professor Ye wrote the preface to Lanting collection, he used regular script. The characters in that article were flowing clouds and flowing water. It's no exaggeration to say that Professor Ye's regular script is definitely the first book in China."

Everyone is very excited to see that Ye Feng is so serious.

You know, calligraphy is not just a kind of calligraphy written casually by calligraphers. Every piece of calligraphy is written with painstaking efforts by calligraphers. There may be a lot of waste manuscripts behind it.

What Ye Feng is writing now is absolutely a top-level calligraphy work!

Looking at the powerful handwriting, many people were moved.

Soon, I started to write.

All the people bent over to look at it. On the white rice paper, there were nineteen elegant characters

Qinglinkou, Bai Shusheng, run Hongxi, stained with black ink, writing from south to north.

After Ye Feng finished writing, he felt that his stomach was tumbling, but he still tried to bear it, his face was calm, and he said to the people: "you think first, I'll go to the bathroom, and when I come back, if no one can come out, I'll pass the test." With that, the goods slipped away. The faster he walked, the faster he ran into the bathroom with his mouth covered when there was no one. To the bathroom door, Hua, spray out three meters away!

Have you ever seen a sprinkler?

That's it!

"Wow! WOW

Ye Feng vomited in the toilet.

And these people outside are all gathered together, studying the couplet left by Ye Feng.