Baby daddy's unrestrained life

Imperial capital, a mahjong room.

The room was full of smoke, and every table was playing cards.

"Well? No more cigarettes? Boss, come to blue building! "

"Boss, I want a box here, and then instant noodles."

"Take a box of lotus king."

"Oh, brother Liu didn't win less this morning. Is it all lotus king?"

"Ha ha, if you win a little, it's water to win first and money to win later. It's not worth saying. Boss, take another bag for Xiao Liu. It's also lotus king. "

In the mahjong room, women are better, but the old men don't smoke. Whether it's on the table or in the eye, there's no non-smoking.

The boss over there was eating instant noodles and watching TV. After laughing with his acquaintances, he took things from the small supermarket outside.

The TV is on, just like CCTV. Some boring people in the room start chatting. Just talking about CCTV's quit smoking advertisement.

"CCTV?"

"Recently, CCTV's advertisement for quitting smoking has made a lot of noise?"

"This broken advertisement for quitting smoking is like that every year. Can it make people quit smoking? I'm kidding. "

"Yes, it's not like that. If it's useful, ha ha, I live to eat shit!"

Just then, the advertisement for quitting smoking really came out.

"Why?"

"Look at this, don't you?"

"Is it..."

"I wipe it!"

At the beginning, a few people saw it, but someone called. In a moment, everyone turned around and looked at it curiously.

It doesn't matter, but everyone is scared!

"Hiss!"

"It's too much. Who made the ad?"

"Tainima is wicked!"

"I wipe! dying! I'm in a bit of a state of mind! "

"How can I smoke?"

There are so many smokers in the room. Some people try to take a breath and feel that they are smoking in their throat.

At this time, the boss came back, "come on, who wants the cigarette?"? I'll get it myself. I'll keep the account first, and I'll do it later. "

The boss is easy to talk, but strangely, there is no one to speak at this moment.

"What's the matter? Who wants a cigarette? "

The boss looked at brother Liu strangely, "Xiao Liu, here are two boxes of lotus king you want."

"No, I didn't want it!"

"Ah? Not what you want? Sun, your blue building

"Ah? What blue building? I don't smoke! "

"You don't smoke? Are you kidding me? You ten year old smoker said no smoking

"Ah, I quit smoking."

"Quit smoking? When did it happen? "

"Just now..."

“……”

Boss black face, "you all quit smoking?"

"Yes, yes."

The people who wanted cigarettes in the room just now all nodded their heads!

Smoking?

It doesn't exist!

It's impossible to smoke! At least not now!

Just now that advertisement is really too others frightening!

See the boss in the hands of those cigarettes, we can't help thinking of the burning cigarette lungs!

That kind of fear is a psychological shadow!

However, the boss has already brought the cigarettes they asked for, so we are all embarrassed to say no. after all, they are all acquaintances.

Brother Liu said; Boss, you don't need any cigarettes. Well, bring me some drinks. "

"Yes, boss, I'll change that cigarette into a drink. Take more bottles."

"I'll change it to water. It's normal temperature."

"Me too."

Everyone really doesn't want this cigarette. Although the boss is very strange, he has no way. Fortunately, he said that he changed it to water, so he didn't get angry and went out to get water again.

"Hey, there's a lot of water coming back. I haven't finished two bottles. I want another two bottles."

"Who isn't, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, I really don't want that cigarette."

"Me too. I don't want to smoke a mouthful now. By the way, don't smoke any more. I can't smoke this second-hand cigarette now. "

"Who still smokes? Open the window, let alone second-hand smoke. I'll take it now. It's disgusting to smell a little smoke."

"Change it into water. It doesn't matter if you buy more bottles. Anyway, it doesn't cost much. If you can't drink it, you can pull it down. Anyway, you don't care about the few yuan."

In fact, many people have several and a half bottles of water or drinks at the foot of the table. Some of them buy new ones because they are not cool enough, and some of them want to drink other kinds of drinks. Anyway, it's not expensive. It's only a few yuan. For those who play mahjong every day, it's not money at all. No one cares about that.

"By the way, change the channel quickly. Don't look at CCTV. If the advertisement comes out again, I'll have no chance with cigarettes in my life."

"Right, right, change the channel."

"Watch Haicheng satellite TV. It seems that there is a replay of I am a singer."

"Haicheng satellite TV is very good. I like Professor Ye in I am a singer."

"I like Su Ning."

With that, someone who was not on the table switched the TV station to Haicheng satellite TV.

Yes, there is a replay of "I'm a singer", but it's time for the advertisement.

"By the way, Haicheng satellite TV also has a public service advertising task, right?"

"Yes, I don't know if they have finished it."

"Who knows, it has nothing to do with us anyway. It's your turn to play."

On TV, after two commercials, suddenly there was a piece of soft music.

"Well? Isn't that Su Ning? "

"Hey, that's true."

"What kind of advertisement is this?"

"I haven't seen it. It's an advertisement..."

"I... this special..."

"Don't let human tears become the last drop of water on the earth? This... "

Mahjong room, silent.

All of us have been hit by this sentence.

Everyone looked at their hands and feet one by one of the half bottles of water. They were too preoccupied to speak for a long time.

Only when the boss came back with a box of water and drinks, did everyone recover.

"Come on, everyone's water and drinks are here. Who asked for what just now? Say it yourself The boss asked with a smile.

But the room was surprisingly quiet.

The boss's smile gradually solidified, "what do you mean? Don't you say you didn't want it? What? You've given up smoking, and now you've given up water? "

Brother Liu embarrassed said: "that what, not quit, mainly because I seem to have half a bottle."

"Yes, I still have some. Drink it first, and then buy it."

"Yes, we can't waste water resources!"

The boss's face turned green. "Are you kidding me?"

"Well, what? It's not that I don't want to buy it. It's OK to wait until I've finished drinking."

"Can't you drink it after you buy it?"

"Well, I'll have one."

"I'll have one, too."

"I mainly want to buy it after drinking it, otherwise it's uncomfortable to drink this water."

"Yes, I feel guilty."

The boss was furious, but fortunately they asked for at least one bottle, and they couldn't help it if they didn't buy it. Finally, the boss went back with most of the remaining boxes.

"Change the channel quickly, no way, my just heart won't allow me to watch that advertisement."

"Don't watch" I'm a singer "

"If you don't watch it, watch the variety show of mango satellite TV. It seems that" superstar "will be replayed at this time."

"Yes, I'll make do with it."

We all agreed that the big brother who just changed channels found the remote control and switched the channel to mango satellite TV.

When I changed to this one, an advertisement for milk flashed by, followed by the public service advertisement "often go home to have a look".

In the room, before everyone could speak, they fell in love with the advertisement.

This advertisement is quite long, more than 50 seconds.

But these 50 seconds may be the strangest in the history of this mahjong hall.

Silence.

Endless silence, everyone is silent after watching this ad, especially after the old lady said "busy, busy, busy, good ah", the sigh, virtually twitch everyone's heart.

The ad is over.

Half of the people in the room came to pick it up, and their eyes were red.

When we saw the advertisement for quitting smoking, we were scared to death and swearing in our hearts; When we saw the water resources advertisement, we felt a sense of crisis and responsibility; But when we look at this advertisement, we don't have any idea in our mind. Our mind is blank and our eyes are red unconsciously!

"No! My mother told me to go home for dinner! " A big brother suddenly stood up, put down a straight out.

"Well, it's just right. I remember that I said to go home and have a look today." Someone took a deep breath and left.

Someone is calling his daughter-in-law: "hello? Daughter in law, are you at home with your son? OK, I'll go back to my parents' house later. "

"Well, mom, have you cooked yet? Oh, I'll be waiting to go back to lunch later. I'll make dumplings as soon as possible. Yes, it's filled with mutton balls A 30-year-old brother, laughing and crying, holding a mobile phone to wipe tears on the fast step out.

Go home!

Go home and see your old parents!

This is the only idea you have at this time!

In less than two minutes, the mahjong room was empty.

At this time, the already unhappy boss came back after delivering water

Come back to see, looking at the empty room, the boss's face is muddled.

Three seconds later, mahjong hall came the boss angry curse: "I go to your uncle! Son of a bitch! Are you kidding me? Ah? I've been out for a while. Have you all run away? Ah? Your uncle