Back to Earth To Be A Matrilocal Son-in-law

"Brother, I have to clarify something to you."

Guo Haoran stood in front of the ATM, his hand trembled, and he ordered the button to withdraw money. He seemed to have figured something out. He turned around and looked at Tang Ming.

"What's the matter?"

Tang Ming was stunned.

"In fact, I don't like Lin Yuechan at all. I've been running to Yuechan clinic, actually to see you."

"What am I doing? I don't like men. "

"It's not a question of whether I like it or not. In fact, I am an orphan. I have lost my father since I was born. I have been looking for him until I see you. I feel very kind. I am the kind of kinsman whose blood is thicker than water."

"You don't feel like I'm your father, do you?"

"Yes! You may be the father Tang I've been looking for for for years... "

Guo Haoran talks and chatters endlessly. In order to be able to get on with Tang Ming, he is also at all costs.

“……”

Tang Ming really didn't expect that Guo Haoran's attitude turned so fast. He looked at the muddled circle and said with a black line on his forehead, "come on, how can I have a son as old as you?"

"Well, you misunderstood me. I mean, you are my father."

Guo Haoran blinked his eyes in a hurry. He didn't know what his face was: "maybe because of amnesia, you don't remember. I was beaten by nine bucks three times at that time. Do you want to think about it?"

“……”

Tang Ming rolled his eyes and didn't expect that Guo Haoran was so cheap that he didn't even want dignity for money? Even Dad yelled out? It's a wonderful work.

However, he didn't want to have such a dry son. He shook his head and said, "I'm not your father. I'm not your father. You can call me Tang Shao."

"Call Tang Shao? I feel that Tang shaogen is not in line with your lofty and lofty temperament. It's better to have Tang's father. "

Guo Haoran called Tang Shao inside his mouth, and then called Tang dad. He still felt that the name of Tang's father was catchy.

"Call Tang Shao, I'm not your father."

"Father Tang, you are really more pro than my father

The stalemate came and went. Tang Ming found that Guo Haoran had refined the base leather to the highest level.

He was very speechless. He could not be compared with such an upright person. He rubbed his eyebrows and said, "stop talking about this. What kind of car do girls like?"

"Dad Tang, what price do you want? I'll show you. I'll show you the way. No, you'll show me the world. "

When Guo Haoran heard Tang Ming say that he would buy a car, he did not tangle with the topic of "dry" and "father Tang Shao". He was like a pug and stretched out his hand to fan Tang Ming.

"Buy millions, tens of millions, I will give it to Lin Yuechan as a birthday present."

Lin Yuechan has a life-saving grace for him, Tang Ming certainly will not be stingy, of course, there is no need to be too expensive, after all, the car is only a means of transport.

"What about President Maserati? Dad Tang, you buy a red one and give it to my mom Yuechan. She must like it. "

Guo Haoran took a deep breath, millions and tens of millions. If he had put it in the past, he would have scoffed at it. But when he saw the deposit in Tangming bank card, he knew that people really had such strength and courage.

"You take me to see it."

Tang Ming didn't feel much about cars. As long as he reached a certain level in Xianwu, he could fly in the sky. In fact, there was a rare aura on the earth. As long as he collected enough aura, he could fly to the sky and escape from the earth.

"You showed me the world."

Guo Haoran was so shameless that he laughed. Then he immediately threw the money into the car, opened the back door and said, "Dad Tang, please come in. Hey, be careful. There are steps. Yes, I closed the door."

“……”

Tang Ming didn't care about anything. He was very adaptable. Now he was almost used to Guo Haoran's cheapness. When he got on the car, Guo Haoran took out a bottle of water and politely opened the cap for Tang Ming. He had to feed it to Tang Ming.

Half an hour later, Tang Ming came to a 4S store. There are many luxury cars here. Guo Haoran actually bought his car here.

"Dad Tang, please."

Guo Haoran stopped, pulled the handbrake, loosened the safety belt, and got out of the car in a panic. He opened the door of Tang Ming's car and covered the roof with his palm. This is a driver's action. He is not a driver, but he is perfect.

After that, he found a fan in the car. Almost wherever Tang Ming went, he would fan everywhere.

After entering the store, Tang Ming saw a man walking slowly in a suit and leather shoes. He had a flat head and glasses. He was fat and fat. The most attractive thing was his beer belly, which was extremely round.

Tang Ming takes a look at the man's work card. Lin Fang, a senior sales officer.

"Would you like to buy a car, sir?"

Lin Fang looks at Tang Ming and Guo Haoran. When he smiles, his eyes disappear. This is the basic etiquette of sales. Even if he sees that Tang Ming is wearing some rags, he still has to smile."Where are the luxury cars in your shop? Take my father Tang to have a look. "

Guo Haoran is a little bit of a fox and a little disdainful to the salesman Lin Fang.

"Sir, the value of luxury cars in our store is generally over 800000. I suggest you take a look at about 10 SUVs first..."

Lin Fang looked up and down at their clothes, and their faces showed disdain. They were not famous brands or upstarts. What luxury cars are they looking at? Big money, right?

"SUV, you can get into my father Tang's eye? You want to see millions of complaints? "

Guo Haoran eyebrows directly twisted into a twist, he and Tang dad's appearance, only deserve to see about 10 SUV? Who do you look down on?

"Good, good. This way, please."

With an apology on his face, Lin Fang constantly warned himself that the customer is God, the customer is the food and clothing parents and so on. Then he took Guo Haoran and Tang Ming to the luxury car exhibition.

"What do you like, Dad Tang?"

Guo Haoran's expression now, just like Han Jian, has always been bow waist to make a gesture of invitation.

"What's the name of this one?"

Tang Ming only saw the car on the road, and also took it. But he didn't know the basic parameters of the car, so he could only ask.

"What's this one called? My father Tang asked you something? Didn't you hear that? "

Guo Haoran looked at the car and wanted to answer it in person, but he saw Lin put aside his mouth and looked coldly at Lin Fang. He screamed hysterically that there are salesmen here. He is God. Where can I introduce myself?

"Haoran, be polite."

Tang Ming subconsciously covered his ears. The decibel of Guo Haoran's voice was too high.

"Yes, yes, yes."

Guo Haoran quickly nodded and bowed, and then gave Lin a fierce stare: "introduce to my father Tang."

"Oh."

Lin Fang's anger has long been kindled in his heart. He didn't do this for the first time. He knew what kind of customer he was and what car he could afford. However, Tang Ming and Guo Haoran obviously came to amuse themselves.

He also casually introduced: "Mercedes Benz's S320L is a main car of Mercedes Benz, the engine is 272 horsepower of 3.0 T, Mercedes Benz is very famous, and its power is relatively abundant. Cao sex is wonderful. The appearance is big and elegant, the built-in facilities are very sound, the fuel consumption is small, and the front and rear row space is very good. Sitting gives people a comfortable feeling, which is very suitable for small owners to drive. "

"Oh, how much is the car?"

Tang Ming really has no idea about cars. After listening to Lin Fang's words, it's like listening to the book of heaven. Anyway, they are all luxury car series. They should be similar. He reaches out and touches them, and then knocks them with his hands.

Don't you touch the flowers

Lin Fang looks at Tang Ming, touching and beating. His face changes slightly. He is dressed in rags. He can't afford to buy a luxury car. His car is worth 8.9 million yuan. Whose one is it if it's scratched?