Back To the Small Fishing Village In 1982

Chapter 416: put water, no problem

This time, without waiting for the county leaders to speak out, the village head said directly: "Don't worry folks, don't worry too, Adong, you have made such a great contribution to our village, the subsidy will not miss you. The reward belongs to the reward, the subsidy We all know about the subsidy, remember it, we will help you apply with the leaders later, and send it to you at that time."

  Secretary Chen also nodded, "Yes, don't worry, we will count the subsidies for you and your father later, and they will be sent to your home. Don't worry about this, you are absolutely indispensable."

  Ye Yaodong nodded in satisfaction, "That's good, one yard is worth one yard, and the credit goes to Mazu to accumulate merit. I have no objection to this, but the extra hard work of me and my father is indispensable."

   "Remember, you go back and wait for the news first, and I will send it to you later when the statistics are completed."

   "Okay, then let's go back first."

  After agreeing, Ye Yaodong didn't care about the fellow villagers who were still chattering over there, he greeted his little friends, helped him take all the things that should be brought, and went home.

   Along the way, some of their friends were also muttering there.

   "I didn't expect to see you in a few days, but you are really impressive? Are you so enlightened?"

   "Yeah, they gave Mazu what was yours, and you got some broken copper and iron, but you didn't say a word. When did you change your temper?"

   "It doesn't look like you at all! After working hard for half a month, I got these things..."

Ye Yaodong pretended to be helpless and said: "This has nothing to do with enlightenment. Those leaders are very thieves. Counting on Mazu, they have satisfied the villagers' demands. The villagers must be happy and have no objections. Everyone agrees, but I disagree. ? I still want to live here, people are right, if I agree, I have to agree, and if I don’t agree, I have to agree.”

"Besides, it is a great thing that Mazu Temple can be built. I have exerted such great strength, Mazu must not bless me. And I am not at a loss. The first place on the merit tablet is a great thing. If this is put behind There are more people donating, how much money do you have to spend to be ranked first?"

   "In short, this is a great thing to accumulate virtue and do good deeds. I don't lose money. I can feel more at ease when I go to sea. Mazu can also bless me to make a fortune and be safe."

   Ah Guang echoed: "What Dongzi said is also reasonable, this is a merit that no amount of money can buy."

   "It's true, the first place in the merit monument is still a bit famous."

   "However, after I saw that Secretary Chen directly awarded the first place in the merit monument, the faces of those museums and county leaders were a little dark."

   "Cut~ just donated 500 yuan and want to engrave the first place? It's a good idea. Besides, they are foreigners who don't go to sea. Why should Mazu bless them? They should ask the God of Wealth to bless them."

   "Where is their 500 yuan a donation? This is to reward Mazu, and Mazu deserves it. When the time comes to engrave the merit tablet, just put a sentence at the bottom that they initiated the donation."

"That is, if the folks weren't making trouble there, maybe after the salvage is over, it would be the same as sending Dongzi away. They will leave after paying 50 yuan to pat their buttocks. How can I give you one piece for one piece? It's so obvious. in vain."

  Ye Yaodong listened to each of them saying a sentence there, and nodded frequently there, which was better than trying to settle accounts without anyone being able to calculate them.

"Besides, the 800 yuan they rewarded was a bunch of treasures in exchange. We don't know if those broken bronze bowls are worth much, but I heard that there are gold, silver and jewelry in those small boxes. How are they going to divide it?"

   "That's right, I don't believe that their awareness is so high! Maybe there are three of you and six of you, and only one of you can hand it in."

   "You know too much...ka..." Ye Yaodong slapped Ah Zheng with a click of the dog's head.

   "Hey, are you a spy sent by Dongchang?"

   "Can't it be Xichang?"

   "I think Dongchang is better!"

  …

  A few people were holding things in their hands, chattering as they walked, the village was very quiet, only a few people sat at the door to enjoy the cool and choose vegetables, and even the children ran to the village committee to play.

   They passed by a dilapidated old house, but they heard a familiar voice coming from inside, accompanied by some rustling sounds.

  Everyone stopped curiously.

   "Why does my voice sound like Awei?"

"I think so…"

   "What is he doing here?"

   "It seems to be saying that he will pay back when he comes back?"

   "Why do you care about him? It's none of our business. Let's go and go back to play cards." Ah Zheng pursed his lips, saying that he disagreed with each other and was not interested in him. Anyway, we can't play together anymore.

   "Let's go then."

   We can't play together anymore, so don't be curious and stay here, lest you encounter embarrassment and think they are deliberately eavesdropping or trying to catch him.

  The people inside were too frightened to speak when they heard the voices outside, and Awei came out to take a look when they were far away.

  Seeing a few people not far away talking and laughing, people in their twenties were still like children, playing around while walking, and then ran after each other, the expression on his face suddenly became a little complicated.

  He held the money in his pocket tightly, then turned his head and left without looking back.

  Ye Yaodong and the others don't know the mental journey of this man. They are competing to see who will be the first to reach his house, and whoever arrives last will have to do 20 push-ups.

"Damn, you guys have colluded, haven't you?" Ye Yaodong kept tugging at the hem of his clothes while running, angrily glared at Ah Zheng who was pulling his hem behind him, and glared at the two people who had been running in front of him all the time. .

  One of them took a bag of rice, one took a bag of noodles, and the other took a washbasin, a sugar porcelain jar, and flags, and he was holding a thermos and a book in his hands. Such a distribution was fair.

  However, they are actually chicken thieves and collude together.

  The dog man was so tacit, a few glances fooled him.

   "It didn't say the rules of the game, it only said that the last one to arrive had to do 20 push-ups, and it didn't say how the process couldn't be done?"

   "That's right, hurry up, I'm willing to admit defeat!"

   "Nimma, you are even more dog than my dog!"

   "It's okay to call me a dog, but don't take the opportunity to take it for yourself. It's everyone's dog, and we have a share of dog meat."

"Grass!"

   "Don't eat my Xiaotian dog!" As soon as the two children heard about dog meat, they immediately ran over and looked at them angrily with their hands on their hips as if they were protecting a calf.

  Xiao Xiao pinched Ye Chengyang's face, "You know all about Xiaotiangou? Come and help uncle..."

   "Ye Yaodong concedes the bet with volunteers, get down quickly!"

  Ye Yaodong put down the things in his hands, glared at them, and obeyed honestly, but as soon as he bent over, his back sank, and he was directly pressed down in an instant.

   "Oh~Ye Chengyang...oh~"

  Before he could support it with his hands again, Ye Chengyang pressed down heavily again, still screaming, thinking he was playing a game.

   Others were there laughing.

   "Ye Chengyang, are you a pig?"

  Lin Xiuqing heard them laughing at the door, and came out to have a look. He just heard this, and smiled and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? How can you say that about your son?"

   "Father, hurry up! Come on!" Ye Chenghu didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he squatted in front of his father to cheer him up.

  Ye Chengyang sat heavily on his back and urged him, "Hurry up, hurry up."

   "You son of a bitch, I'm going to vomit blood because of you, you **** will take off all the underwear you lost and go home later."

   "Come on, stop talking nonsense!"

  Ye Yaodong struggled again and again, this **** was really sitting upright, and he didn't know how to put the water.

   "Take a break, take a break, change people and change people... Take this **** away..."

   "You want to replace your eldest son, right? All right, Ye Chenghu!"

  Ye Chenghu also sat up excitedly, one was reluctant to go down, and the other climbed up again, this time it was really about to be crushed.

  Ye Yaodong was crushed hard, "Help, Ah Qing, help my wife... Let me replace my wife, with her tonnage, one is worth two..."

   "Cut, you thought you were having a bridal chamber? It's a good idea."

  Lin Xiuqing smiled and pulled the eldest son up, which relieved his burden again.

  Ye Yaodong turned his head helplessly and cast a glance at his youngest son, "You bastard, can't you put some water?"

   "Water?"

  Ye Chengyang tilted his head and thought for a while, and then, to everyone's surprise, he pulled the hem of his shorts to his thigh, exposing his little Jiji, and urinated directly on the ground diagonally.

   Immediately laughed everyone to death, and everyone kept lying there.

   "Hahaha...It's so watery..."

   "Comrade Ye Chengyang, you can't aim at your head, you should be facing your father's head!"

   "Hahaha, yes, aren't you sitting astride? Why don't you know how to align your head?"

  Ye Yaodong was also stunned when he saw the parabolic water jet beside him, and he didn't dare to move, for fear that he would pee on his head later.

  Ye Chengyang peed in a daze and looked up at everyone, not understanding why everyone laughed at him.

   When he finished urinating, he lowered his head and took a look. He pressed the little Jiji with his little hand and flicked it twice, shaking it clean before putting it away.

  Ye Yaodong obviously felt that Ye Chengyang left some hot unknown liquid on his back when he finished work.

   Before he could straighten up, Ye Chengyang was picked up.

   "Run, your father is going to beat you with a whip."

  Ye Yaodong stood up and saw him crawling into the next room in a panic, so he had to curse a few words, "You are clever when you are beaten, and you can run faster than a rabbit. Did I tell you to release the water?"

   Several bad friends laughed there.

   "That's right, didn't you tell him to release the water? He did."

   "No problem, it is indeed water."

Lin Xiuqing's eyes almost disappeared from laughing, "Who told you to hold him to drain water when you hold him to pee at night, and he will remember. You should be glad that he didn't aim right, and pointed directly at your head Come on."

  Ye Yaodong kept tilting his head to look at his back in distaste, and kept holding the hem of his clothes with his hands to prevent the clothes from sticking to his back.

   "I'm going to wipe my back and change clothes."

   "What are these? A Dong?" Lin Xiuqing saw a pile of things piled up at the door early in the morning, but she didn't have time to ask.

  Ye Yaodong said without turning his head: "The rewards from above."

   "Give so many things?"

   "Multiple yarns...all in there..."

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