Bad Daddy, Stop Bullying Mommy

"Ah?" Heihongze's chin hit the ground heavily. He felt that heisiyan was a God. He knew that he was biting his finger without looking back. How could he be so magical? How can it be so powerful?

"Daddy, how do you know I'm biting my finger?" Black Hong Ze is really can't help the curiosity in the heart, so the inquiry of Shan Shan comes out.

Black division flame complacent smile, mysterious reply way: "because my head back opened the sky eye, no matter the man woman, the cow ghost snake god, all can't escape my back head this invisible eye!"

Heihongze's mouth is smoking. Is his father questioning his IQ? This kind of back of the head with long eyes, can also see the words of ghosts, even three-year-old children will not believe it! And he's heihongze. He's more than four years old. He'll be five years old soon!

Heaven! Earth! Who will tell him the truth? Why can his father turn his back on him and see his behavior?

Heihongze is usually a little smart, but where can a four or five-year-old be smart?

Hacker baby, spy baby, killer baby? NO！ It's just a fictitious invincible baby from novels and movies. In Hei Hongze's view, such a capable baby is self-taught, or through rebirth, adult soul and child body. Or Mars mutation, so omnipotent, want to do what you can do!

Hei Hongze, on the other hand, is not born again. On the other hand, he is not a Mars mutation. On the other hand, his first teacher, his mother yiqing'er, is a very stupid woman with a very low IQ. So think about it, he can now mix to the reaction ability is still agile, completely inherited his father's intelligence!

However, he is still too small after all, so that little cleverness is not enough. At the moment, heihongze stood in the kitchen door, thinking about it, all kinds of suspicions, but he never thought of how heisiyan could see his little action without looking back.

This question is too profound!

Black division flame mouth corner smile of good proud, he thinks the kid is a kid, the head melon seed reaction is slow. As he mixed the seasoning into the beef, he looked up at the window in front of him. Through the bright window of the kitchen, the little man standing at the kitchen door behind him is poking his mouth with his index fingers, making a state of confusion.

Black division flame see, smile of more joy, he light cough a, a little serious mouth: "don't always toot mouth, like hanging an oil bottle as super ugly.". Also, don't poke your hand around. "

"This... This is unscientific!" Black Hong Ze hears black division flame to say his behavior at the moment again, stammer of summary voice.

The black division flame then complacent of open mouth, sneer to sneer to sneer a way: "how?"? Are you still going to stand behind me and wave your egg sized fist from time to time to make a beating to Laozi? "

"Ah Heihongze screamed, turned and ran.

Black division flame eyes a turn, quickly chase out of the kitchen, low voice scold a way: "smelly boy, light point son shout, don't wake up your mommy!"

Heihongzetou didn't go back upstairs, and the birds didn't go back to heisiyan.

He went up to the second floor and went back to his room. First, he looked down at himself, which was compared by heisiyan to an egg sized fist. Then he kept asking himself in the mirror, "MAIGA, why can't Daddy look back and see me? Why? Why, why? "

When he asked this question, he looked at himself in the mirror and thought of something. It seems that the kitchen window is facing the kitchen door, so if daddy sees what his figure is doing through the glass window, isn't that a big chance?

"Roar, just say it!" Heihongze patted his forehead with a look of explosion.

A big man, however, began to deceive him, a little boy, and said something that opened the back of his head and opened his eyes to see ghosts and ghosts. Tut tut

Black Hong Ze angrily humed a voice, express hereafter never love that hateful man again.

After washing his face and brushing his teeth, he changed his clothes and walked out of the room. His eyes fell on the closed door at the end of the second floor. Thinking that Hei Siyan had just played a trick on himself, Hei Hongze had a strange idea. Why don't he play a trick on his stupid Mommy?

Think of this method can definitely make him sweep the previous knot, black Hongze impolitely step small short legs son, toward Yi Qing son's room.

Pushing open the door, he saw Yi Qing'er lying on the bed and sleeping soundly. He began to think about how to play tricks on his mother!

"Mommy? Mommy Heihongze stands at the head of the bed and gently summons yiqing'er.

However, Yi Qing'er was sleeping soundly and didn't hear it at all.

Heihongze reaches out his hand and touches yiqing'er's cheek. Yiqing'er still sleeps soundly.

Heihongze sums it up. Yiqing'er's sleep is definitely a return sleep! No one knows more about Yi Qing'er's sleeping habits than Hei Hongze, and even Hei Siyan is not as good as himself. After all, in the past few years, the person who is sleeping with yiqing'er is heihongze!

Heihongze knows that yiqing'er sleeps deeply as soon as she returns to her cage. Looking at the strawberry mark on Yi Qing'er's neck, Hei Hongze wants to pretend that he doesn't understand it. He knew that something very hard had happened to daddy and Mommy last night!

In this way, Yi Qing'er will sleep more dead, ha ha!

Heihongze realized this, only felt that even God was helping him. He crept out of the room, then all the way back to his room, found the watercolor pen, and then crept back, climbed to the bed close to Yi Qing'er.

In terms of painters, heihongze is very poor! However, drawing a pig's head, little tortoise, heihongze thinks it is very lifelike!

While painting, he secretly praised in his heart that his mother is really a pig, so painting on her face, she can sleep so sweet, admire!

Shaoqing, heihongze put away his brush, indicating that the great work has been completed!

He appreciated it himself. He felt that he was a genius. His painting was like magic!

"Mommy, get up!" After heihongze put away his brush, he began to shout for yiqing'er.

Yi Qing'er is still sleeping, as if she didn't hear it. Heihongze had to stretch out his hand to pull yiqing'er. He kept nagging: "Mommy, the sun is drying your ass! Get up, get up

Yi Qing'er is sleeping soundly, but he is pulled and dragged by Hei Hongze, and there are all kinds of noises. In such a noisy environment, it is estimated that no one wants to go on sleeping except immortals and paralyzed patients!

"Ozawa, what are you doing?" Yi fine son eyes haven't opened, begin to contain the question black Hong Ze of misty. This smelly boy, it's really not cut, disturb her good dream!

Heihongzela pulls yiqing'er's arm and yells excitedly: "Mommy, daddy has made a lot of delicious food in the kitchen! You get up quickly, we eat downstairs, I'm hungry! The food made by daddy is delicious... "

"Is it?" For food, delicious food is undoubtedly the most attractive. Yi Qing son a hear a lot of delicious, good fragrance good fragrance, immediately stare big eyes, a pair of hungry appearance.

Black Hong Ze in the bottom of the heart small disdain Yi fine son for a while, then just fierce nod, "yes, yes! So Mommy, you're about to get up! "