Bad Daddy, Stop Bullying Mommy

"Poof!" Heisiyan directly sprayed a mouthful of flower tea.

Old fan? Cough, this is the name. If fan Zhengxun is not angry, he is the immortal in the sky. This grandson is a real worry. Oh, he can't help!

Chong Yi's small face shrugs, and Hei Siyan says that he can't help.

"Grandfather, I hate you and I hate you. You can just abandon the little grandson who loved you so much by Daming Lake." Yi Dan Dan's heartbroken voice.

Fan Zhengxun slapped yidandan's butt, then hummed: "I think you are a little bastard under the water by Daming Lake!"

"Cough!" Black Si Yan just contained the flower tea in the mouth to spray again.

Son in law, son-in-law, you are really talented. Dan Dan is a little son-in-law at the bottom of Daming Lake. Aren't you a big son-in-law swimming in Daming Lake? Er, Hei Siyan thinks he's the truth!

In Yi's small room, fan Zhengxun gently put Yi's egg on the bed, then put his hands on his waist, and stared at Yi's egg with an evil smile on his face - he saw his feet from the head, and his head from his feet, and his hot eyes were like the wolf saw the sheep!

Yi Dan Dan swallows saliva, be careful that the liver jumps violently. He shrunk his neck and moved a little towards the inside of the bed. What's that look in old fan's eyes? Is it swollen, medium or horrible?

Fan Zhengxun watched Yi Dan move towards the inside of the bed, pressing his hands on the bed and blocking Yi Dan's small body at the foot of the bed. He bared his teeth, the smile is called a dirty.

"Hehe, my little baby, where do you want to escape?"

In a word, he nearly suffered from internal injury.

"Damn it, old fan, aren't you? Are you really old and confused? I... I tell you I'm a man. I'm a man. I don't sell myself! I... I don't do base work! "

"..." fan Zhengxun crossed tens of thousands of black lines on his forehead. His eyes twitch, his mouth twitch, his whole body twitch!

This stinky boy is talking nonsense. What's the matter? What kind of paste is in his head?

"What do you think of me as?" Fan Zhengxun asked fiercely.

"You're the old pedophile who's climbing from Beibei mountain, aren't you?"

"Damn it Fan Zhengxun died.

Heaven and earth wolf heart, he just wants to tell Yi Dan Dan that he is the father of this smelly boy!

Half an hour later, fan Zhengxun "resurrected." he handed a paternity certificate to Yi Dandan, and solemnly said that he was the father of the smelly boy. If you have any objection, you can see the result of paternity test.

Yi Dan Dan glanced at the paternity certificate casually and said, "old fan, old fan, you are really such a big old fox! Actually secretly did the paternity test. "

Light lift the eyelids, Yi Dan Dan threw the paternity test into fan Zhengxun's hands, and then the invincible thunder said: "old fan, I'm sorry, I'm a kindergarten student, not a junior high school student, I don't know a word on it!"

"Poof!" Fan Zhengxun went straight to his knees. This son of a bitch, look for a cigarette!

Fan Zhengxun was holding the paternity certificate. His hands were shaking and shaking. Then he roared angrily: "it says that I am your Lao Tzu. If you dare to call me old fan, I will cut you!"

Yi Dan Dan looked at fan Zhengxun with a look of disdain, "tut Tut, really promising! You're just a four or five-year-old boy. How failed you are? Young master, I really despise you for all things in the world

"..." fan Zhengxun was angry, "no matter how I call you or how I call you or how I call you, I am you, I am you!"

Yi Dan Dan is a little confused. He thinks he is good at learning Mandarin, but he is confused by fan Zhengxun!

After a moment's stalemate, fan's face softened. He's really hurt by egghead's cleverness. That's why he lost his mind. He shouldn't be angry with Yi Dan Dan. He should be kind to his son and try to let him stand on his own front.

God knows, this morning when he saw Yi Dan Dan pounce on Peter's arms to call Daddy, he just felt very sad in his heart, like he was trampled on by someone.

"Son, I know that you are repulsive to Daddy. I have never raised you or given you a day of fatherly love. I'm sorry for you!" Fan Zhengxun suddenly sensational pull the hand of Yi Dan Dan, launched a monologue.

Yi Dan's whole body is stiff, "Ga?"

Which play is old fan playing? The ghost?

Just listen to fan Zhengxun continue to add: "but son, you believe me, from now on, I will give you endless love, let you do the happiest baby!"

When he said this, fan Zhengxun's eyes were very serious and serious. He didn't mean to joke at all.

Yi Dan Dan frowned and asked softly, "how can you give me happiness?"

Fan Zhengxun's eyes crossed a little cunning. Ha ha, little fox has been hit!

He replied with a dignified face: "I will give you a home, so that you can get the double favor of daddy and Mommy. In addition to the stars and moon in the sky, I will try my best to satisfy you with anything you want! "

"Really?" When Yi Dan Dan asked this, his eyes were full of calculating light.

Fan Zhengxun nodded heavily, "really, really! More real than pearls

Yi Dan Dan "Oh" voice, very impolite thief said with a smile: "well, then I want you to roll, roll far away, disappear forever in front of me and Mommy!"

"..." fan Zhengxun's face was pitch black, no whiter than ink. Baby paper, without this style!

Yi Dan Dan was very satisfied with fan Zhengxun's dark and gloomy face. He said solemnly, "are you really my father?"

Smell speech, fan Zhengxun nods like pound garlic, the voice also exaggerates sweet dead: "of course, my little angel!"

Yi Dan Dan: "poof, don't mention it. Don't call me little angel. I'm very pure. Such a dirty species can only keep pace with you!"

Huh? What? What do you mean "such a dirty species" and "you kind of thing"? What kind of goods does he have?

Fan Zhengxun asked, "son, why do you say angels are dirty species?"

Yi Dan Dan rolled his eyes, "idiot! Haven't you heard a word, man is doing, and heaven is watching! "

Fan Zhengxun blinked his eyes, a blank face: "heard ah, and then?"

Yi Dan Dan continues to roll his eyes. He looks like "you're hopeless" and despises fan Zhengxun.

Then he said, "the meaning of this sentence is that when people are doing that, the angels are watching. Young age do not learn, peep at other people love ah love, so immoral children psychological dirty, dirty thinking, anything dirty. And I'm much more pure. I'm almost five years old. I just had a fight with my deskmate today

"Poof!" Fan Zhengxun is vomiting blood. I heard for the first time that "man is doing, and heaven is watching" means this!

What's more, my son's "the man who runs five" is really against heaven! He's not four years old, but five years old. Cough

"Son, Daddy won't call you little angel in the future, just call you 'son'!" Fan Zhengxun was defeated. As long as he thinks of the love between men and women that little angel peeps into the world, how dare he call his son little angel?