Basketball Coach Li

On October 30, the NBA regular season opener kicked off.

Heat vs Celtics

The first is a strong dialogue with sparks everywhere.

James + Bosh + Wade vs Pierce + Garnett + Ray Allen!

It turned out that the Celtics had the last laugh.

109-102

The Heat lost to the veteran Celtics in the opening game.

James once again lost to Pierce, the enemy of his life.

In this game, James only scored 21 points, 6 rebounds and 6 assists, 5 of 17 shots, a very bleak shooting percentage, and only took so many points with free throws.

But Pierce scored 25 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists and 8 of 15 shots, which was very efficient.

In the confrontation between the two, James often resorted to the low posture taught by the old Jordan guy. However, Pierce's defense is very difficult for James to deal with.

After fighting in the East for so many years, James still can't get past Pierce's defense.

In the final minutes of this game, the Heat fell behind by 4 points and had a chance to catch up.

However, James didn't make an open three-pointer. After hesitating, he chose a sudden point. The result was passed to Chalmers. Chalmers didn't make a three-pointer from the bottom corner.

The Celtics grabbed a long rebound and counterattacked. The counterattack was summed up. Ray Allen soared into a key three-pointer from the outside.

After that, James played singles with the ball in the high post, found a pick and roll, and faced Rondo. James did it without hesitation. An extraordinary change, directly drove Rondo in. However, in the end, James did not score when James turned around on the wing.

In the last round, James had a chance to play Pierce in the low post. As a result, after hitting the back twice, James gave the ball to Wade. Because James saw Rondo approaching and wanted to double-team, and because he saw Wade's open position. This is a reasonable pass, and Wade also hit the ball. However, some people will not let James go.

After this game, everyone also criticized James' handling of the key ball even more.

Passing is wrong! You are the little emperor James, how can you pass the ball to others? You just have to carry it yourself, no matter what it is, you have to carry it yourself!

Shooting is not right, so it's so bad to shoot by yourself, it's really unique! The key ball is still for Wade. Wade is the key ball.

After losing this game, the Heat's record did not improve.

In the first 17 games, the Heat only achieved 9 wins and 8 losses.

Everyone originally supported the Heat in defeating the Nuggets. However, the big devil retreated, and the media's targeting of the Nuggets suddenly faded.

But the hatred in everyone's hearts cannot be eliminated.

How to do?

As a result, everyone passed on the hatred.

It didn't take long for the Heat to be pushed to a high point and became "the target of public criticism."

In the peak period, the three superstars gathered together, this is the point that everyone criticized the most.

Today, the Miami Universe first team has a poor start, and fans from various media are also talking about it. Amidst the disturbances, discordant sounds seem to be heard from within the Heat. The gossip of the media blew up:

"Head coach Spoelstra has a bad start, and the handsome position is perilous, like sitting on pins and needles."

"President Pat Riley has the heart to replace it."

"Chalmers cried after losing to the Wizards."

All of these have made the heat in a great situation under great pressure.

At this moment, a piece of news saved the Heat from being "siege".

"Chinese Li appeared in New York!"

Just such a piece of news exploded thousands of fans at once.

"Is Chinese Li going back? Didn't he say to take care of his family? Why did he come back again?"

"Is this coming back just after retiring?"

"No? This is too much for my wife. To be honest, I don't want Li to come back."

"Lee, come back soon, the alliance without you is really unsightly."

"Lee, come on! New York Knicks welcome you!"

"Only we in New York deserve Li's identity!"

"The Nets are your wisest choice! We Prokhorov have money!"

...

It was Li Nan's appearance that immediately reduced his firepower against the Heat.

Everyone is thinking now, why did Li Nan appear in New York? Is it really a comeback?

Just as everyone was thinking about it, the NBA official Twitter posted a photo: [Pumpy Uncle Drew and Li Nan hooked up their backs]

When everyone looked at it clearly, they discovered that the chunky Uncle Drew turned out to be David Stern!

Also after this tweet, the NBA officially announced a new personnel appointment:

Li Nan is officially appointed as NBA Vice President!

? ? ? ? ? ?

This is how everyone reacted when they saw the news.

"It's a good superstar that is not appropriate, and went to be a subordinate for Stern? This is really confusing."

"I always feel that there is something shameful behind this."

"Maybe this is Li's pursuit. He doesn't care how much money he makes, he cares about basketball."

"That's good, as long as Li is still in the NBA, I can see him from time to time, and I'm satisfied!"

"Perhaps one day Li could not help but come back because he saw the players on the court too bad? Looking forward to..."

...

In an office on the 15th floor of the Olympic Building on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

"President, are you going to fire me?"

The duck egg at this time was very wronged.

He thinks he has been working hard for so many years, and there is nothing wrong with the old man. Why is the old man so ruthless and found another vice president? Isn't it obvious that he has an opinion on duck eggs?

Seeing some aggrieved duck eggs, Stern shook his head disappointedly, "Do you know why I asked him?"

Duck Dan shook his head.

I can't tell if I know it!

The swivel chair turned to the French windows, and Stern didn't want to see the duck egg face.

"Do you know who gave me the idea of ​​the 1998 labor dispute?"

Duck Egg was slightly astonished, and asked cautiously; "No, it won't be Li, right?"

Stern quickly talked about the past, "At the time, you were as timid as a rat, but Lee, who was a player, supported me and gave me a lot of good advice. Like our official NBA over the years. Facebook, the official TV station NBATV, and the NBA website are all suggestions from Li. Our league can get better, the big reason is because of Li. Outsiders only know that Li is playing well, but they don’t know that Li is still doing it. So many things. You said, if you were me, would you accept the assistant Li?"

"I, I, I definitely won't!" The duck egg hesitated, but chose to deny, "Li is an athlete after all, and he is definitely not suitable for being an assistant. He has no experience and must not do well! And, He is such a big name, and there is something unhappy about him by then, inciting fans to make trouble."

Hearing this, Stern smiled disdainfully.

"Hen~you, you, you are really short-sighted. What if Li incites the fans to help me? Wouldn't I make a lot of money?"

Hearing that the president praised Li Nan so well, the duck egg finally got a sense of crisis and slumped directly on the ground, hugging Stern’s leg, "President, then, what should I do? President, for so many years, no credit, There is hard work, too? You can't fire me!"

Seeing the ugly duck egg, Stern was really disappointed, "If you don't let go, I will really fire you."

"Ah? Oh, oh." The duck hurriedly stood up straight, with a gentle white face, as if the person just now was not him.

Why didn't Stern know that Duck Dan had a serious opinion on Li Nan's position? "Duckdan, don't worry, I actually have other arrangements for you."

There was some expectation in Duck Dan's eyes, "What arrangement?"

Stern said without hesitation, "Vice President!"

Hearing this, Duck Egg was also taken aback, "Wow! I am also a vice president?"

Promoted, I am finally going to be promoted, I really want to be promoted!

"But, what does the vice president do?"

Before Li Nan became the vice president, Duck Dan was a bit jealous, but he was not embarrassed to ask. Now I can't help it.

Stern said casually, "In the second round of the draft, you read it. You take care of the NBDL league, and you take care of the WNBA."

Then, the excitement that the duck egg had just disappeared.

Because what he did was still the job of the original assistant, he was just given a higher position.

"What about Lee?"

"Li? He's a false job. Duckdan, you don't really think that Li came here to grab your position, do you? Don't think too much, I will only leave this position for you."

"President, is this true?" The duck egg flickered with tears, and his heart was very moved.

At this time, Stern stood up and patted the duck egg on the shoulder.

Isn't it your stupid son who can be someone else?

Stern said earnestly: "Work hard. I will retire after a few years of work. From now on, the NBA will be up to you. Then you can do whatever you want."

Duck Dan is so excited, when he is in charge, he must make drastic improvements to the league.

"Wow, that's great! At that time, I will introduce gaming first, which will definitely double the revenue of the NBA."

Who knows, Stern's complexion is extremely ugly, "Huh? What did you say?"

Duck Dan's eyes opened, the boss boss, his mouth trembled a little, "Ah? Me, did I say it?"

Snapped!

Stern slapped the back of the duck egg's neck.

"Ouch!"

Stern is really angry, "If you dare to get the gambling in, see if I don't interrupt your dog legs!"

"President, I just think about it, really just think about it. I definitely won't do that. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com" Yadan hurriedly begged for mercy, why did he say it?

"You bastard, if you really do that, the NBA will definitely make money to make money. But, in that case, our games will become more stinky of money. Sooner or later you will ruin the NBA. !"

After getting angry, Stern still didn't forget to teach this stupid son.

In fact, Yadan-Joke's academic qualifications are not low at all, but why is the idea always so stupid? Is it a fake? Stern was also very helpless with duck eggs.

"Yes, yes, President, I know, I will definitely not do that in the future." Duckdan said that, and only he knew what he thought.

Stern conducted an examination and teaching on the spot, "Then you say, how will you reform when you become president?"

Duck Dan blurted out after a short meal, "I, I will reform from the referee's whistleblowing. I want to make sure that more stars are played healthy. If the super giant is damaged at every turn, the loss of the league will be too great. Big."

Seeing that Stern was listening attentively, the duck egg also asked, "President, do you think this is good?"

"Okay, okay, it's really great."

Seeing Stern nodded and said yes, Duck Dan grinned happily.

However, Stern slapped it again and slapped it directly on the back of the neck of the duck egg.

Snapped!

"Ouch!" Duck Dan screamed. In fact, it is not that painful, but you must shout out!

"Okay you duck egg joke, I haven't retired yet, you started thinking about pushing me off stage. Are you kid looking forward to my stepping down tomorrow? Huh?..."

Stern gave the duck a tough lesson...