Battle God Emperor

"You're looking for a fight. Your hair is too long. I'll take you to a nearby barber's shop to have your hair repaired as soon as it's light, and then I'll start preaching. Now, just follow me to see your sister-in-law. "

Zheng Liang raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Why, when you are alone with me, do you have to report to your sister-in-law first? Don't be so troublesome. I want to know more details about what happened in the past two years. "

Dou Tian joked a little wordless.

"Your sister-in-law is the one I told you before. She has been talking about you for hundreds of years. Don't you want to know her?"

Zheng Liang can only play the family card.

"Well, well, she's over a few hundred years old now. Do you have the same accomplishments as you? Don't become an old woman. I'm not interested in meeting her then."

Dou said to the dead.

"If you want to see beautiful women, I'll give you a mirror. If you want to see it, just look in the mirror. Now you have the most perfect face in the whole universe. Just think of yourself as a beautiful woman."

Zheng Liang said angrily.

"Since you are the most perfect young Zhengtai in the whole universe, why can't I see you staring at me all the time?"

Dou Tian continued to laugh.

"Don't disgust me, but I know that under your most beautiful Zhengtai's skin, there is a man's heart with a black belly. I think it's a chill."

Zheng Liang opens the mutual connection mode.

Dou Tian was so speechless by Zheng Liangyi that he could only pretend to be weak and blink his big eyes. He was so cute that there was still a trace of resentment.

"You're so sad that you learn how to be smart. Do you often get too many girls to make them jealous and sad. You've seen a lot of their resentful expressions, so you've learned to be so vivid. "

Zheng Liang couldn't stand Dou Tian's appearance, and complained hard.

"Who makes me so charming? I've never taken the initiative to pick up girls, including your cousin."

Dou Tian is very aggrieved to say, but his handsome face is full of proud narcissism, where there is a little bit of aggrieved appearance.

"I can only say that my cousin is blind and falls in love with you, a naughty little child."

Zheng Liang said angrily that Wang Anqi had disappeared for two hundred years, and he felt very uncomfortable when he heard nothing from him.

"Who do you call a little kid?"

Dou Tian completely jump foot, he didn't expect to become handsome empress dowager now, unexpectedly will be Zheng Liang said little fart child.

"I'm talking about you. You have a pretty young man who is more beautiful than a very beautiful woman. But inside you, you have no responsibility. What else can you be

Zheng Liang said with a straight face.

"Good, good. When I get back to fighting spirit, I'll turn you into a little kid, so that you can feel the pain of the so-called little kid."

Dou Tian said calmly, but his tone was full of fun.

"I've been able to invert Yin and Yang and Shouying for a long time. If you have the ability, you can turn me into a beauty or a teenager now, and then I'll turn myself back to my original appearance. I'm so angry with you!"

Zheng Liang was so angry that he said that he didn't have the old feeling in front of his younger generation, as if he was 18 years old again.

"That's what you said. I'll turn you into a beautiful woman and see if you can turn Yin and Yang back into a man."

Dou Tian said excitedly, with a hint of conspiracy in his bright smile.

Looking at Dou Tian's handsome little face, Zheng Liang's heart was a little bit bumpy, and he said in a bit of panic:

"could it be you who asked the way of heaven to help?"

Zheng Liang clearly knows that Dou Tian's body change comes from the way of heaven. If it's not the way of heaven, he can help Dou Tian become a man.

But now, he can only wait for Dou Tian to start to cultivate his fighting Qi again, to reach the realm of Yuanying's fighting Tao and Shouying's transformation, and to turn his life back to adulthood by himself.

But in fact, Dou Tian himself knows that although aiming at the 30000 creatures in the whole universe, including the way of heaven, he vowed that he would return to adulthood after restoring his fighting spirit.

However, in fact, Dou Tian has no bottom in his heart. In case the way of heaven is too tricky, he may never return to adulthood unless he reaches the realm of the way of heaven.

However, the realm of the God of heaven is too far away from Dou Tian. You can't see the remaining Zhan Sheng of the yaochi sect. Two hundred years later, you just managed to improve a small realm.

Dou Tian swore that he would surpass the way of heaven in a thousand years, which is a scene of losing people without losing the battle array!

In fact, Dou Tian didn't think so much at present. At this time, he just wanted Zheng Liang to have a taste of being transformed inexplicably. His handsome face was filled with a bad smile and said to the void:

"ha ha, this is your wish. I didn't force you. Heaven, you'd better make it hard for me to realize my elder brother's wish of becoming a beautiful woman

Zheng Liang is clearly aware that the universe is too concerned about Dou Tian. He is worried that the universe will really respond to Dou Tian's request and turn him into a beautiful woman, so he is in a period of tension.However, when Zheng Liang was so nervous that he shivered for a while, the universe and the way of heaven still didn't move at all. A breeze blew by, and the scene was a little lonely.

However, Dou Tian has been staring at Zheng Liang for a long time, only to find that he is still a young man with crane hair. At last, he can't help but utter rude words again:

"damn! Go to you. Mother's way of heaven, this small wish can't help me to realize. She also said that she pays close attention to me, and you're not the same way of heaven. "

Zheng Liang doesn't know where he is now. He is scared by Dou Tian's bluff, so he roars at him: "you. Sister! I'm so nervous that I sweat all over

"I don't have a sister, you have a cousin!" Dou Tian doesn't think so.

"Yes! My cousin is really blind. I have a crush on you. Now I can only say 'my sister's'

Zheng Liang released his fighting spirit, performed a cleansing technique, quietly dispelled the cold sweat, and said with a little self mockery.

"All right! Look, it scares you. Is the universe so terrible? Would it be so terrible if he turned into a gorgeous beauty like me? "

Dou Tianren asked.

"You are still single now, but I have a family. I have thousands of lineal descendants, and I am also the master of Zheng's secret place. If you say a word, I will become a beautiful woman. How can I be embarrassed?"

Zheng Liang resisted the impulse of beating Dou Tian again in his heart, and said a little helplessly.

"I'm wrong, but I can't. here, let you kiss me. This is the first kiss of the most beautiful young man in the whole universe."

Dou Tian suddenly closed his eyes, put his ruddy lips in front of Zheng Liang, and then laughed.