Be The Main God From Naruto

City E.

Years ago, it used to be a prosperous economic and cultural exchange center. The streets were full of traffic and pedestrians came and went.

Now, it has become a home base for weirdos.

A bald man with the word "oil" on his forehead slowly paced the streets and alleys, chasing the trail of the eccentric.

"Human taste!"

A hoarse roar came from the alley in the northwest.

In an instant, a stench hit.

Zilai also slowly turned around and saw the face of the other party.

It was a giant frog-like monster.

The mouth is full of dagger-like fangs, and the tail vertebra is connected to a bone hammer with a diameter of about two meters.

The dark green slippery skin is full of poisonous poison. Ordinary people will die on the spot just by smelling the venom that naturally evaporates to form even more poisonous gas.

"Kill you!"

The frog geek twisted his waist and turned his hips, smashing Jiraiya with his huge bony tail, as if he wanted to beat him directly into meat sauce.

The opponent's attack, in Jiraiya's view, is like an animation that has been slowed down ten times. He can even think about other issues and deal with this guy again.

He tilted his head and let his mind go empty for a while, then slowly raised his fist and slapped the Frog Freak's tail hammer.

After punching, Zilai also pouted and made a flick of his fingers.

Bang!

The strong wind bullet penetrated into the bone hammer of the frog monster and directly blew it into the green flesh and blood residue in the sky.

"what!!"

The frog geek let out a scream, and was directly wrapped in the remaining force, and flew into the wreckage of the truck thirty meters away, bleeding from the seven orifices.

Its vitality is extremely strong, and even if it suffered such a serious injury, it still did not die on the spot.

Zilai also slowly walked over.

A look of horror appeared on the face of the frog geek.

"Don't kill me! If you kill me, the Weird Association will avenge you!"

Hearing this, Ji Lai also sighed in relief: "Finally there is a survivor."

The Weird Association mentioned by the other party is definitely not Agni's plagiarism and shoddy organization, but an anti-humanity guild under the command of "Orchid".

It's not that Jirai has not found a member of the Monster Association before, but unfortunately, after coming to this plane, his strength has soared, and it is difficult for him to control his own strength.

It has happened many times that he just "patted" the other party lightly, and then directly smashed it into a puddle of minced meat.

It is also because the Sannin team is short of manpower. If there are other teammates who can be trusted, Jiraiya will estimate that they should retreat in the training room to adapt to their new abilities.

As soon as he thought of this, Jiraiya's hands formed a seal, and the shape gradually changed.

Immortal Chakra into the body, toad fairy mode!

With the improvement of his strength, Jiraiya no longer needs the help of the immortals of Shenzuo and his wife, and can also enter the immortal mode.

However, Jiraiya's transformation is just as ugly as before because he didn't invest bonus points and Destiny Gems in the skills related to the fairy mode.

The pimples all over his face revealed the characteristics of the toad.

"See? I'm weird too."

When he said this, Jirai was also a little fortunate that he didn't listen to Tsunade and wasted reward points to exchange for [Perfect Immortal Mode].

How to define the line between weirdo and human?

Many people think that if they think they are human, they are human beings; but those who lose their human nature and are brought into the perspective of weirdos, whose three views are not in line with normal human beings, are weirdos.

But in fact, there is a simpler judgment standard here...

Those who look like humans are humans.

Those who look like weirdos are weirdos.

In fact, this is a simple world where appearance determines one's own camp.

"So... so you are..."

The Frogman struggled to his feet.

Because Jirai also retains 99.99% of his strength, he is merciful, the other party's wound has stopped bleeding at this moment, and he even has energy to climb up the relationship: "Speaking of which, we are still relatives...you...what's your name? "

Jiraiya's lips squirmed for a while, and then he gritted his teeth and said, "The Toad Immortal."

The Frog Freak took over the words and began to pat the horse: "It turns out to be the Toad Freak. Your strength is simply strong..."

"enough!"

Jiraiya's forehead burst with blue veins: "Tell me how to find the top of the Weird Association."

Under the coercion of strength, the frog geek consciously told all the information he knew in a bamboo tube and poured beans into it.

"I see."

Zilai also sighed.

The other party is only a peripheral member of the Monster Association, and he has no right to speak at all, let alone how many high-level members of the association are.

However, its direct boss is the descendant of Elder Centipede, and he has some information.

"The leader of the real weirdo association, is it [Orochi]..."

Jirai also thought of his best friend's name, and suddenly burst out laughing.

After a while, he regained his strength and said, "Take me to see your boss."

"no problem."

Frogs are good-natured.

Guiding a powerful new geek into the club, he can also get a lot of benefits.

...

at the same time.

The top floor of the Hero Association Building.

Wang Yan stood in front of the window, looking far into the distance.

1,750 meters away, a building 20 stories lower than the Hero Building was turned into an information screen, and current news was scrolling on it.

"Hero or Murderer? 》

"Their Weapons Are Aimed at the Civilians"

Genos, who was behind Wang Yan, also saw the news through his mechanically transformed prosthetic eyes.

He asked calmly: "Lord President, is Ken Kaneki and the others correct?"

Genos had thought for a long time what he should do when faced with the previous situation.

But in any case, he couldn't find a perfect way.

All strategies that seem to be able to turn danger into danger contain huge hidden dangers.

"Be tough and strong, kill chickens and terrify monkeys; let it go, treat it coldly; make promises on the surface, settle accounts after the fall; rely on three-inch incorrupt tongues to persuade the people; manipulate the mind and directly disperse the parade..."

Wang Yan said warmly: "Considering the experience, abilities and status of the ten members of the Jinmuyan team, they have a total of seventy-nine countermeasures."

"Each approach has its pros and cons."

After a pause, he continued: "In the long run, there is no one-size-fits-all solution to anything."

"In my opinion...there are only two ways to deal with emergencies."

The handsome blond mechanic pricked up his ears and listened intently.

Wang Yan gave a thumbs up: "Interesting, and..."

Having said this, he raised his little finger again: "It's boring."

Just as Genos took out his notebook to record these words, Wang Yan raised his hand to stop him: "Those are just my personal hobbies, don't care."

"In fact, the best way to solve a problem is to kill it in the cradle."

"pity……"

Wang Yan's faint words rang in Genos' ears, like the vicious bewitchment of a devil.

"A good fighter has no name for wisdom and no merit for bravery."

"When people don't realize the danger, it is solved, and it does prevent casualties."

"For a hero, what's the point of doing this?"