Beauty and the Bodyguard
Chapter 1167: Why didn't you say
Chapter 1167: Why Didn't You Say Early
"No, brother Jianwen, I really want to tell you a secret ..." Chen Yushu said aggrieved immediately.
"Do you really want to tell me a secret? What secret do you want to tell me?" An Jianwen frowned.
"Ange, it's not good! Something big is happening!" Su Tai also rushed over from here not far away at this time, and said out of breath.
"Wait first, what's the matter? You wait until Xiaoshu tells me the secret!" An Jianwen waved his hand to signal Su Tai to be calm and calm.
"Brother Jianwen, actually I want to tell you, Xiaoxiao wants to put a crab in your pants ..." Chen Yushu said.
"Then you tell me, tell me, what are you suddenly shouting? Do you want to deaf me?" An Jianwen looked helplessly at Chen Yushu.
"No, I shouted because, Xiaoxiao came just now, and she put a crab in your pants. I just saw it, so I was shocked," Chen Yushu said embarrassed.
"Ga!" An Jianwen jumped up again suddenly, covering his crotch with both hands, and the cold sweat on his forehead came down: "It's an egg, it hurts me!"
"Oh, brother Jianwen, the secret has been told you, I'll go first, you continue to hurt!" Chen Yushu waved hands to An Jianwen, turned and left.
An Jianwen jumped on the ground while covering her crotch, and did not dare to take off her pants in public, she only ran into the tent.
In the tent, An Jianwen took off his swimming trunks three times, five divided by two, and a small crab just caught on An Jianwen's egg.
"Taiwan morning, come and help, I can't help it!" An Jianwen called Su Tai depressed to help early.
"Little crab, come down, it's not fun there ..." Su Tai said, lowering his head, to the small crab.
"Are you a crab? Can you understand him when you speak? Hurry up and help me take it down!" An Jianwen was so angry that it was all the time, and he was still talking to the crab. Is there something wrong?
Su Tai didn't dare to say too much, carefully reached out and dragged the little crab, but this dragging pulled An Jianwen's tears down: "My egg, pull the egg!"
"It's ... but it's not dragging, it's not coming down!" Su Tai was a little overwhelmed, not knowing whether to continue dragging or stopping.
"You won't be careful? Open the clip first?" An Jianwen said.
"This ... let me try ..." Su Tai nodded carefully.
As a result, a nasty egg-scratching drama was staged in the tent. The veritable egg hurt people.
However, the original creators Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao were all okay to go back and continue laughing with Lin Yi, Chu Mengyao, and Tang Yun.
"What happened to An Jianwen? He seems to be injured?" Chu Mengyao wondered what happened to An Jianwen, and asked strangely. An Jianwen's scream was so screaming that Chu Mengyao could hear it all this far.
"He hurts," Chen Yushu said.
"Egg ... egg hurts?" Chu Mengyao's face suddenly turned red. Although Egg Pain was a network term, most of the people said were men. After all, girls do n’t have eggs, and they are n’t elegant to say, especially Chu Mengyao It is even more difficult to speak such words. At this time, listening to Chen Yushu's words is naturally a little embarrassing.
It ’s just that Chu Mengyao is a little puzzled, An Jianwen is so good, why does it hurt?
"His eggs are caught by crabs!" Feng Xiaoxiao explained to Chu Mengyao.
"Ha?" Chu Mengyao suddenly hesitated. Although he didn't know what it was like to be caught by a crab, he couldn't help but sigh: "Why is he so unlucky? Can he be ... by that?"
"It's my crab." Feng Xiaoxiao said.
"Ah?" Chu Mengyao had a headache for a while. It turned out to be Feng Xiaoxiao's ghost? Let's look at Chen Yushu's self-evident appearance. I am afraid that these two people worked together. This An Jianwen was also unlucky. How did he meet these two mixed-world demon kings?
"What can't happen, right?" Chu Mengyao asked, worried.
"No, it's just a little crab. It hurts the most and can't be pinched." Chen Yushu said.
On the side of An Jianwen, the power of Nine Cows and Two Tigers was finally abolished, and the crab was torn off, but An Jianwen's egg was also torn and he jumped in pain.
"Mother, broken crab, dead crab, I step on you!" An Jianwen stepped on the prenatal education after getting the crab down.
However, because of the sand, the crab was okay, and he stepped on the beach. The crab gave his eyes an instant, stretched out the clip to "click", and clamped it to An Jianwen's toe.
"Hmm--" An Jianwen screamed again.
After half an hour, An Jianwen limped out of the tent while covering the egg. The egg and toes had been bandaged. He was very painful and asked Su Tai as he walked and said, "Yes, what you said just now What's bad is bad. Report something to me. What happened? "
An Jianwen remembered this. Before, Su Tai seemed to find him something to say, but he was so frightened by Chen Yushu at that time that he didn't care. He suddenly remembered it and asked.
"That's it, Ange. I wanted to tell you before that Feng Xiaoxiao threw a crab into your pants, but now it's no longer necessary ..." Su Tai said with a bitter face.
"What!" An Jianwen almost jumped from the ground: "You said this crab was thrown by Feng Xiaoxiao? You saw it? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
An Jianwen remembered that when Sutai yelled earlier, the crab hadn't bitten the egg yet, that is to say, if it was discovered in time, this tragedy would not have happened?
Thinking of this, An Jianwen's face suddenly became extremely ugly!
"But, I have to say before, you said I'd let me wait, wait until Xiao Shu will tell you the secret ..." Su Tai said weakly early.
"Ga?" An Jianwen suddenly hesitated, but thought carefully, it seemed that it was the case at that time, it was indeed that he let Su Tai wait for a while ... So, An Jianwen can only think that he is bad, Who can blame?
An Jianwen looked at Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao with a trace of resentment, but because they are Chu Mengyao's friends, An Jianwen was not good at the scene, it really happened. One sentence is a joke How can it be?
Therefore, An Jianwen gritted his teeth, resisted the pain, pretended to be all right, and walked towards the beach.
Looking at the moment before An Jianwen was jumping, this moment was fine, Chen Yushu was a little confused! But after a brief observation, he immediately found the bitterness in his face, and knew that he was forcing.
(End of this chapter)
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