Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 443: Unlucky Feng Xiaoxiao

"Our heroine tonight, Miss Meng Chu Mengyao of the school has arrived, so please ask our heroine to light a firework for her love!" Gao Xiaofu did not know where to get a street vendor selling vegetables The horn shouted like an emcee.

Chu Mengyao frowns. This is her most annoying thing. Zhong Pinliang often comes up with messy ideas to put into action, such as writing a blood book, which makes Chu Mengyao speechless. How can this person compare? Xiao Shu is still two?

Moreover, he is Shinji and Xiaoshu is a fake II.

When Feng Xiaoxiao passed Lin Yi's side, he pretended to be inadvertent, and hung a firecracker hanging on the ground directly to Lin Yi's pants, and then turned around to do something else without stopping.

"Oh ..." Lin Yi smiled slightly. It turned out that this little girl had such an idea and wanted to use firecrackers to bomb herself? Think too much, right? However, Lin Yi did not pierce her immediately, pretending not to find out, and still looked at Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu.

Feng Xiaoxiao also has a terrific heartbeat. After all, Lin Yi is different from ordinary people. What if he finds out? Although there are many noisy people on the playground, Lin Yi's alertness is not low!

However, after Feng Xiaoxiao hung firecrackers behind Lin Yi's ass, he did not see any special reaction from him. He was relieved, and Lin Yi focused his attention on Chu Mengyao. With Chen Yushu, he ignored other things around him.

Zhong Pinliang was ready to ignite the fireworks on the tree. Feng Xiaoxiao also quietly took a lighter and hid not far behind Lin Yi. At the same time Zhong Pinliang lit the fireworks, she would also quickly ignite the firecrackers on Lin Yi ...

In this way, the fireworks pretending to be Zhong Pinliang are too intense, and half of the firecrackers are blown up here. Lin Yi is to blame, but he can only blame God for not being in a good position with him, and he can't blame others. .

"咻 ——" Zhong Pinliang ignited the firework. This firework was also specially made by the manufacturer. After being lifted off, it will form the five characters "Yao Yao I Love You". Don't look at this seemingly simple firework, but it took Zhong Pin I made a lot of money to customize it.

At the same time, Feng Xiaoxiao ignited the firecrackers behind Lin Yi's **** with a lighter, then turned proudly and wanted to hide away ...

"Oh-" Lin Yi smiled slightly, quickly released the firecrackers from himself, then hung behind Feng Xiaoxiao's ass, and then tied a knot.

However, the tragedy is that Feng Xiaoxiao only cares to run away a little, and he didn't even notice that Lin Yi was hooked with firecrackers behind his buttocks. After running a few steps, he found that there was something dragged behind him. Feng Xiaoxiao turned his head a little in confusion after beating his own leg, but at a glance he screamed: "Ah-"

Feng Xiaoxiao is going crazy! Isn't the firecracker hanging on Lin Yi? How did it get to you? Looking up in the direction of Lin Yi, he saw that Lin Yi was nodding to himself with a smirk.

Feng Xiaoxiao wanted to dispel the firecrackers hanging behind him, but found out that Lin Yi, the bad guy, had given himself a dead knot, and he couldn't solve it at all!

Seeing that the leads were about to run out, Feng Xiaoxiao was really anxious. He couldn't drag his pants in front of the whole school? What a shame!

Just as Feng Xiaoxiao hesitated, the leads had been burned out, and the firecrackers began to explode. "Feng Xiaoxiao was frightened. He hurried to Zhong Pinliang's side and called," Help! Water! " Is there water? "

Zhong Pinliang was proud of his masterpiece and was ready to shock the audience after the words "Yao Yao I Love You" appeared in the sky for a while, but suddenly heard Feng Xiaoxiao's cry for help!

"Huh ?!" Zhong Pinliang's eyes widened, and he looked at the firecrackers that were exploding behind Feng Xiaoxiao's butt! Isn't she hanging on Lin Yi? How did it go to her own body?

Before Feng Xiaoxiao hung the firecrackers, he gave himself a gesture to tell him that he could perform according to the plan, and then he ignited the fireworks. Why did the firecrackers change their position in a blink of an eye?

"Sister Xiaoxiao, you are ..." Zhong Pinliang looked at Feng Xiaoxiao in doubt and asked.

"Don't say so much, find me water quickly and extinguish firecrackers!" Feng Xiao smiled anxiously, how could Kung Fu and Zhong Pinliang explain? Now the firecrackers have exploded to their pants, and they will soon explode to the bottom ...

"Water ... water ..." Zhong Pinliang looked around, but how could there be water around here? When I planted a tree, I used several buckets of water to irrigate, but they all poured into the soil ...

While Zhong Pinliang was hesitant, the firecrackers had quickly exploded onto Feng Xiaoxiao's ass, and she directly burned her buttocks several holes. Feng Xiaoxiao was crying, no longer caring about the image, and fell on the ground and rolled up, rolling. After a few laps, the firecrackers were finally destroyed, but the fabric of the pants behind the buttocks was beyond recognition and was sore!

Feng Xiaoxiao believed that she must have exposed her underwear, so she didn't even dare to stand up, her eyes were full of grievances, and she wanted to cry! But he bit his teeth and still didn't cry!

I'm Feng Xiaoxiao, I can't cry! I don't need the sympathy and pity of others, I cry just cowardly performance! Feng Xiaoxiao took a deep breath and sat on the floor and said to Zhong Pinliang, "Take me your shirt off!"

"Ah? My coat?" Zhong Pinliang frowned.

"Hurry up! Don't delay time!" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned.

"Okay ... okay ..." Zhong Pinliang couldn't offend Feng Xiaoxiao. Neither her background nor herself could be offended by Zhong Pinliang. Since Feng Xiaoxiao spoke, Zhong Pinliang could only take off his coat and hand it over. Smile for Feng.

Feng Xiaoxiao took Zhong Pinliang's shirt, quickly wrapped around his waist, then got up and walked out of the crowd, walking towards the school gate ...

Feng Xiaoxiao didn't mention how uncomfortable he was. He obviously wanted to make Lin Yi ugly, but it turned out to be ugly himself! Although I didn't notice whether the students who were watching me were laughing at me, but I was sure that I had become a laughing stock!

The firecrackers had blown up his **** and blossomed, and he was a girl again. This is as shameful as possible!

"Lin Yi! I'm going to eat you!" Feng Xiaoxiao was going crazy, sitting in his car, gritting his teeth and treating the steering wheel as Lin Yi. After a smash, he barely dissipated the fire ...

However, after the fire extinguished, there was a burst of hot pain on the bottom! I didn't notice it before. Now that I have reacted vigorously, Feng Xiao smiled and didn't dare to sit down. She half-tucked her **** and started the car. She has to go home and rest ...

(End of this chapter)