Beauty and the Bodyguard

8253-Sword

"Dean Sima, in fact, I can't condense Danhuo at all ... When I was very young, my father was still there. At that time, there was an expert who gave me an order and said that my constitution was special and I could become A good alchemist! "

"It's just that my alchemy talent is hidden, as if it was sealed. Only when I'm eighteen years old can this seal be unlocked! Or that my talent will be activated automatically when the time comes, and that At that time, I will be assisted by a noble person, accept me as a disciple, and teach me the skill of alchemy! "

Tang Yungui solemnly said to Lin Yi, he looked very serious!

Lin Yi frowned, what the **** is this? Why do you bring fortune tellers?

Tang Yungui, is this silly child fooled by a magic stick for more than ten years?

"Tang Yungui, do you believe these words? Have you thought about it, in fact, the so-called master is pure nonsense? If you cannot condense Danhuo, you cannot condense Danhuo. It is unlikely that you will suddenly wake up at the age of 18. ... how old are you now? "

Lin Yi asked a little speechlessly.

"This year ... eighteen!"

In fact, Tang Yungui is also a little unconfident, because this year is his eighteen years old: "But my birthday is still a few days away, and it can't be full eighteen ... and I actually have a flame!"

"What do you mean? Can you condense Danhuo?"

Lin Yi frowned slightly. Is your kid playing with me?

For a while there was a blaze of fire. For a while there was no blaze of fire. Believe it or not I got mad and made you into blaze?

"Uh ... that ... I don't know ... maybe maybe not ..."

Tang Yungui lowered his head again, with a bit of anxiety: "I can't condense the flames normally, but ... but ... when I fart, there will be a burst of flames ...

As he got behind, Tang Yungui whispered, and it was almost unheard of in the end.

If it wasn't for Lin Yi's keen sense, others would not be able to hear it clearly!

Just because he heard it clearly, Lin Yi was suddenly stunned ...

What the hell? Farting burst into flames? You're pretty capable!

Lin Yi was very hard to resist and went behind Tang Yungui to see if he had left a fire hole all year round ...

This fart should be expensive, right?

Thinking about that scene, Lin Yi couldn't help but want to laugh ...

The other person who pulled the large size was the Yoneda Communist Party, but the boy pulled the fire!

Cattle batch!

"Director Sima, do you think this is a good way to condense Danhuo? Do you have any talent to become an alchemist?"

Tang Yungui looked at Lin Yi with hope again, but Lin Yi was stumped by the question ... How can I say this?

If he can really control Danhuo with his fart, he won't be able to become an alchemist. The problem is ...

Will the elixir that has been refined in this way either?

Fart Dan ... he will feel a bit sick if he eats it by himself?

Lin Yi drew a corner of his mouth, and quickly shook off the disgusting thought, and then said casually, "I haven't seen such a bad judge. Let me show it to you!"

Tang Yungui flushed, and looked around—this is in the library!

The thief is embarrassed, right?

It's okay to let someone sneak up secretly. He is not allowed to do so in the public.

Ke Lin Yi, as the Honorary Dean, wanted to help him again, no matter how embarrassing, he had to bite the bullet!

Fortunately, after the incident of Ouyang Fantong just now, the students on the first floor of the library were almost gone, and Tang Yungui was relieved.

"That ... Dean Sima, should I take off my pants?"

When Tang Yungui said this, his shame was about to explode. Who would fart and take off his pants?

Especially taking off pants in front of others, if there is a seam on the floor, he wants to get in!

The administrator on one side pulled his hands to the corners of his mouth and grinned hard, not wanting to be rude in front of Lin Yi.

How to say that he is also a rigorously trained administrator, no matter how funny, he can not help but laugh-unless it can not help, then there is no way!

Lin Yi did not think too much, just a subconscious flash of a sentence-take off pants and fart, do more!

So by the way, "No need, you just show it!"

Tang Yungui breathed a sigh of relief without having to take off his pants in front of others, which is a good thing. The next question is what to do if he farts and burns his pants ... What should I do?

You can't run from the library to your dormitory bareback, right?

I ca n’t think too much, because Lin Yi is still waiting to see his demonstration, so Tang Yungui brews a bit, and put a fart with a flutter!

The air was suddenly quiet and nothing special happened except for some extra smell.

As for the fart bursting into flames ... Anyway, Lin Yi didn't see it!

"Sorry, Dean Sima ... I'm a little nervous, I'm not ready enough, give me another chance ..."

Tang Yungui was so embarrassed that he finally found the courage to lose face, but he failed!

I lost my face, so I have to do it again, so I can save some face!

"That line, you are brewing carefully!"

Lin Yi smiled and comforted: "Don't be nervous, take your time ..."

Talking, it feels a bit wrong, what's wrong with things like farting ...

Then the words turned around: "Just let us be away, you are all right here."

Tang Yungui still has red ears and red ears, and he said to me that these big living people are in front of me. Why do you not exist?

This is inexplicable, but can only continue to concentrate on brewing.

When the mood was full, there was a melodious fart, and then there was a flash of fire behind him.

Although thin, he was so hot that he lit his pants.

Tang Yungui was in a hurry, patted his buttocks, and extinguished the flames. He secretly knew this. He would rather be ashamed and take off his pants!

Lin Yi frowned slightly. I didn't expect anyone to fart to burst into fire, but the flash of fire just now seemed to ...

"Tang Yungui, try another one. It's better to last longer. I want to take a closer look!"

Lin Yi casually put forward new requirements, and Tang Yungui's face suddenly turned green.

What the hell? My pants are burned out, I can only run back with my **** naked, do you still have to watch farting?

No. Dean Sima, can you still have a right shape? Shouldn't it be when I'm juggling? Should I take a plate for appreciation?

The heart was defamatory, but Tang Yungui didn't dare to refuse, only obediently, he covered his **** with both hands and started a new round of brewing.

The administrator has been silly by the side. He didn't pay much attention to Tang Yungui before, so he never knew that this kid could really fart and explode ... not an ordinary person!

(End of this chapter)