Beauty's Devil Guard

LAN ruo's face sank and he thought for a while in his heart. Finally, I took a deep breath and got ready to gamble. He lowered his head and said in a deep voice, "if I remember correctly, this is the picture of the birds flying across the cold river. There should be about a dozen birds fluttering their wings on the cold river. "

LAN Ruo has no bottom in his heart. After guessing a number, he looks at Xiao Yi uneasily.

Without hesitation and pause, Xiao Yi sneered. Then, he denied: "if you add up the birds in your crotch, it's estimated that there are only about ten birds. In the picture, there are only five birds. In this picture of flying birds in the cold river, Mr. Wang Ximeng's biggest feature is that there are two birds on the Bank of the cold river and three birds in the air. In this way, it's just three or two birds in the cold river. "

After a pause, Xiao Yi's tone became sharp: "you said that the picture of flying birds in the cold river is your favorite thing. You don't even know the birds in the picture. Talking about what you love is nonsense. I don't think you bought it from the stall to cheat the girl, but you didn't take a serious look at the fake, did you

Xiao Yi's conjectures can be said to be right in his heart.

LAN ruo's entourage, looking at Xiao Yi's eyes wide open, whispered in the bottom of his heart: "Damn, it's OK, too accurate."

And LAN ruo's face quickly returned to normal after a change. He raised his head and looked coldly at Xiao Yi. He spoke harshly: "what is a masterpiece and what is ink treasure. Do you understand? What I appreciate in this painting is not the birds in the picture, but the connotation. Do you understand the connotation "

Xiao Yi immediately sneered at LAN ruo's words. Then, he said slowly, "I don't even know the birds in the picture. It's also said that it's something you love. Don't you play with it countless times? You can remember every detail clearly. But you don't care. Let me ask you again, you said that this painting was made by Wang Ximeng. Then I ask you, "which dynasty was Wang Ximeng from?"

At this time, Xiao Yi, with a very kind attitude, even argued with LAN Ruo. But if LAN listens to Xiao Yi these questions, in the heart inexplicably nervous.

This NIMA is a great expert. He just said that the picture of flying birds in the Hanjiang River is worth five million, which is his favorite treasure. However, when asked by Xiao Yi, if you don't deal with it carefully, you have to show your true feelings.

"Since you appreciate the connotation, I think you must know this kind of famous painting well. A painting, a work of art, must have something to do with the artist. Since this picture of flying birds in the cold river was made by Mr. Wang Ximeng, I will ask about Mr. Wang Ximeng. What's the matter? Can't you answer? " Xiao Yi looks at LAN Ruo, who is silent. His face is like the spring breeze, and he opens his mouth word by word.

Just now, if Lan said that what he appreciated was connotation, he immediately lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot. Since we appreciate the connotation, we must have a good understanding of the painter. After all, the connotation of a painting is often related to the author's life and circumstances at that time.

At the beginning, I answered about ten birds, but I got it wrong. If LAN is a little frightened, he is afraid to answer at this time.

"You won't tell me, don't you remember the age of the author?" Xiao Yi laughed jokingly, and then continued to say: "yes, you are right. The past of Mr. LAN. Well, I'll take a step back and talk about Wang Ximeng. For example, how old was Wang Ximeng, what famous works he had in his life, and what was his mood when he painted this painting? "

Xiao Yi seems to be retreating, like an old man.

However, lanruo had the heart to cry at this time. This painting is just a fake bought at the stall. He didn't even bother to look at it. Let alone what is male or female.

"Wang Ximeng." LAN Ruo raised his head, shook his teeth, summoned up courage and said, "Wang Ximeng is a man and likes women."

This answer out, LAN if the side of a few attendants are jubilant, mouth cry: "young master wise, young master wise."

The aggrieved Zhang Yuanyuan couldn't help giggling for a moment. At this time, Xiao Yi's face turned black. This NIMA, in the end, is also a talent?

This kind of words, this LAN Ruo also answers righteously.

"Anything else?" Xiao Yi takes a deep breath and suppresses his idea of photographing people.

Lanruo thought about it carefully, and then gave a whimsical answer: "in recent years, I heard that I had an affair with some female star in the circle. However, painter Wang's noble character should be rumors. "

It's normal that most people have never heard of such frivolous news. If Xiao Yi said it was nothing, he could say that he was ignorant. But when did Wang Ximeng come from? It was in the Song Dynasty.

Therefore, on hearing this, Xiao Yi and Zhang Yuanyuan both laughed. In particular, Xiao Yi's eyes were full of tears. Looking at LAN Ruo, he admired her sincerely: "it's really a ghost. Wang Ximeng is a painter in the Northern Song Dynasty. Fortunately, you didn't say you had an affair with your mother. "

LAN ruo's face, quickly rose to the color of pig liver. Standing in the same place, the chest of Qi is a wave of ups and downs."I think it's either something you love or a fake from a roadside stand." Xiao Yi looked at LAN Ruo and said with certainty: "please, next time you buy it back, take a good look at it and think about it. It's a lie to a little girl. It's not like that. These days, cheating girls are very technical. "

Unexpectedly, lanruo blurted out: "Damn, I don't have time. Besides, what's the point of this kind of bullshit painting. I usually see kitajo Xiangli, cangjingkong, Naimi Kawakami, TiSA yega, rinai Machida, Akimi Kitajima, Aiji iishima, Xiafan Iida, Youko Inamori, Yeyue Fangben, Jieyou Okazaki, Linai Okada, Mengmei Takaki Wang Ximeng, what's good to see after so many years of death? "

Xiao Yi a listen to LAN if this words, immediately gape down. The fluent names of Japanese actresses completely conquered Xiao Yi. At the same time, this sentence suddenly exposed the details of lanruo. He is not a scholar, and he can't appreciate any famous paintings. In his life, he appreciates those massive island love action movies.

Zhang Yuanyuan was dull for a moment and didn't know why. And LAN ruo's entourage coughed. Another entourage raised his head and said, "master LAN, are Okazaki Jieyou and Okada Linai twins?"

"Er..."

By this time, lanruo had realized that it was wrong. His face turned black. Then he looked at Xiao Yi and said in a cold voice: "the picture of birds in the cold river is gone now. What's the use of asking these bullshit questions. I said the picture of flying birds in Hanjiang is worth five million, so it is worth five million. What's the matter? Why don't we fight a lawsuit? "

Seeing that this matter is going to be bad, LAN Ruo is just unreasonable.

"You want to blackmail five million girls for a picture you bought at the stall?" Xiao Yi sneered, looking at LAN Ruo and asked in a cold voice.

"Stall goods, what's the matter." LAN Ruo, with both hands on his back, said coldly: "even if it's a pair of stalls, if I say five million, then it's five million. Have you ever heard of calling a deer a horse? "

If LAN gives up arguing with Xiao Yi, it's a picture of flying birds in the cold river. LAN Ruo has admitted that he bought it at the stall, because he found that the lengtouqing in front of him seems to be an expert in this field. Since it's hard to reason in this respect, LAN has come up with a move to point the deer at the horse.

"Starting to be unreasonable?" With a sneer in his mouth, Xiao Yi looked at LAN Ruo and said, "you have carefully set up such a trap to let this girl get in. Such a perfect trap, how can we start to use it in the end? Aren't you serious about reasoning just now? One set is one set. It sounds the same as the real one. So soon, the fox's tail appears? "

LAN Ruo doesn't care about Xiao Yi's sarcasm. But, looking up at Zhang Yuanyuan, he said in a proud voice: "don't tell me this is useless. I heard that there is a young and beautiful female painter in SH. When I think about it, it's not a great pleasure in my life for her to engage in art. Now that it's in your hands today, it's easy to say. My LAN Ruo has been domineering in SH for so many years, and I still have some confidence. Do you never learn English today? If you don't, you'll pay for the five million. I have done this kind of thing many times and never failed. "

then, LAN Ruo just squints at Xiao Yi and says coldly," it's ruined my good thing, boy. You're dead today. "

Xiao Yi's threat to LAN Ruo is invisible. He turned his head to look at Zhang Yuanyuan and asked with a banter: "Yuanyuan, do you know? Who did it in history

"So, you know each other." Hearing this, LAN ruo's eyes flashed a trace of sinister color.

Zhang Yuanyuan did not look at LAN Ruo at all. Instead, she was smiling at Xiao Yi. Then he said, "if I remember correctly, it should be Zhao Gao. It is said that Zhao Gao tried to usurp the throne. In order to test which ministers in the court obeyed his wishes, he specially presented a deer to Qin II and said that it was a horse. If Qin II didn't believe it, Zhao Gao asked the ministers for an excuse. Ministers who dare not rebel against Zhao Gaoyi say it is a horse, while those who dare to oppose Zhao Gaoyi say it is a deer. Later, the ministers who said it was Lu were killed by Zhao Gao by various means. What, am I right? "

"Yes, it's quite a good answer." Xiao Yi laughed, and then continued to ask, "well, do you know who Zhao Gao is?"

This time, Zhang Yuanyuan shook her head.

Xiao Yi laughed like thunder and said, "Zhao Gao is a eunuch. This young master LAN seems to be addicted to eunuch.

Immediately, Xiao Yi laughs to turn a head to see to LAN if, the mouth asks with a strong voice: "by the way, did you castrate or did not castrate?"