Beauty's Devil Guard

Inside the reptile Museum, sunlight comes in.

Under the warm sun in late autumn, LAN mei'er squatted and stood. The golden sunlight flowed on them, and they looked like a couple.

However, good times do not last long.

Soon, the management of the reptile Museum came in in a panic. A 27 year old boy saw that there were two tourists in the museum. Immediately, slightly a Zheng. Then, he blurted out: "Zhuyeqing came out, why don't you run? Where is the snake? "

At this time, Xiao Yi pretended to be filled with righteous indignation and said angrily: "I don't know who let out the lie. It's really unreasonable. When the crowd dispersed, my girlfriend and I were stuck in the museum. Later, I didn't find any bamboo leaves in the museum. It's true that three people become tigers, and people's words are formidable. "

Young lad, on hearing this, he got angry: "Damn, which son of a bitch is barking."

Xiao Yi's face turned black when he heard this. Squatting on the ground, LAN mei'er giggled with joy. After a burst of laughter, she said, "yes, I don't know which son of a bitch did it. It's really unreasonable."

Xiao Yi on one side is about to cry.

When she walked out of the reptile Museum, LAN mei'er was still chuckling. Xiao Yi has a long face and stares at LAN mei'er's smiling face.

Just as Xiao Yi's heart is choking, LAN mei'er suddenly comes over. The red lipped Dragonfly kisses Xiao Yi on the face, then whispers in Xiao Yi's ear: "that snake is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life. Thank you... "

Listen to this, there are traces of a kiss on Xiao Yi's face. Suddenly, I felt that everything was worth it. Crack your mouth and smile.

After seeing the reptile Museum, Xiao Yi takes LAN mei'er into the marine animal museum. All kinds of fish swim in the aquarium. Of course, there are a few giant turtles, resting in the water.

It's the same as just now. It's full of people. A sea of people, one after another.

Glass fiber reinforced plastic near all can't walk past, Xiao Yi with blue Mei Er can only across the distance, looking at the big turtle in glass fiber reinforced plastic.

All of a sudden, LAN mei'er looked at the big tortoise in the glass fiber reinforced plastic and said with a smile, "the tortoise is so big. Unfortunately, her head is shrank in the shell."

At this time, Xiao Yi said: "dare you, these two turtles are afraid of people..."

After all, it's not fun to see from afar.

Therefore, LAN mei'er quickly took Xiao Yi's arm and began to act coquettishly: "Xiao Yi, Yi'er, Yang..."

Listening to LAN mei'er's name, Xiao Yi knows that it's bad. Immediately, hard scalp, mouth impolite way: "said what, sheep, Hengyuanxiang."

"I think it's the same as seeing the snake just now." LAN mei'er expressed her wish tactfully.

Xiao Yitou a big, mouth is very helpless way: "now, I can't shout a turtle out, you run."

After a giggle, LAN mei'er looked at Xiao Yi and continued to act coquettishly: "you can do it, Yi'er. Think of another way. People want it. "

The biggest weapon for men is not real weapons, not rocket guns. It's a woman's soft, gentle knife. That's true. Knives kill people.

Now Xiao Yi, listening to LAN mei'er, fills himself with ecstasy. Immediately, out of his wits, he gave a gentle hum.

"Well, you agreed." LAN mei'er clapped her hands with joy. She was very excited.

Xiao Yi looked at the tortoise in the distance, and in the crevice between the heads, he could occasionally see several fish backs. Xiao Yi would like to kneel in the middle of the marine animal museum and howl: "everyone, let's make a gap. A few fish in the bathtub, can you go upstream? "

Let's not say whether this shameless thing has any effect. Now Xiao Yi, still can't do it.

LAN mei'er took Xiao Yi's arm and shook it, looking forward to it. Xiao Yi was shaken by LAN mei'er, almost numb.

A sea of people, laughter. There are old people, children, pregnant women, black crowd, like a mountain pressure on Xiao Yi's body. After all, this is not a reptile Museum. The method just used is no longer effective.

Now we need to drive these black people out. It's just like a fool's dream. We all buy tickets to see animals. Why? Why?

He rubbed his scalp with a headache. Finally, Xiao Yi thought of a wonderful move.

The method is to think out, but Xiao Yi's face showed a few silk embarrassed color. This way, really, tut tut.

LAN mei'er is still shaking her arm, gentle knife, knife to life. Finally, Xiao Yi's heart crossed, and then he said to LAN mei'er, "I've got a way. You get out of the way first."

Blue Mei son is tiny a Zheng, surprised looking at a face strange Xiao Yi. But in the end, the distance was a little dubious.

Xiao Yi stood in the same place and sank into the Dantian. Then, Jiulong Qi began to circulate in the body. All the filthy Qi in the whole body is squeezed in one place, slowly accumulating, slowly accumulating, accumulating more and more.In the end, Xiao Yi finally rushed all the filth to the anus door.

Then, in this noisy marine animal museum.

Poof

A long sound sounded, like popcorn suddenly burst. It's like a fireworks, rising

Xiao Yi's buttocks pouted high and high, and his buttocks began to spread like poison gas.

Xiao Yi's fart has never been seen before, and has become a masterpiece of all ages. This fart lasted more than a minute. The whole marine animal museum is permeated with desolate and strong filth.

"Damn, it's a wicked fart. It stinks. It stinks."

It was Xiao Yi who was the first to say this. Seeing that he could not stand the foul air, he pinched his nose and shrieked.

After the earthshaking voice, the enthusiastic visitors in the marine animal museum finally smell the strong foul air.

It stinks.

It's like a hot summer, piled up for a whole week no one to clean up the smell. It's also like rotten eggs in summer, releasing the stench of fumigation.

It's 100 times more poisonous than chemical gas. No one can stand the stench.

Immediately, someone began to retch. As he ran out, he retched and cursed, "what the hell are you eating. I've never smelled such a stinky fart in my life. "

"Is that fart?" Another man poured the mine spring water fiercely and cried in horror: "it can't be the leakage of the chemical plant nearby. I remember that's the smell of chlorine."

"Smelling this stench, I don't want to eat for three days."

"I'm afraid. It's a psychological burden on my child. In the future, as long as someone farts, they will cry. If it goes on like this, how can children dare to show up in public

"Stink..."

Everyone is talking about the first fart in history. Everyone, under the shadow of this fart, withdrew from the marine animal museum.

After all the visitors left, LAN mei'er looked at Xiao Yi, whose face was red, and finally covered her nose and laughed.

"Ha ha ha, this is the first fart of all ages." The tears of LAN mei'er's smile flashed, and she fell back and forth with a smile: "I'm afraid only you can think of this method. Absolutely, absolutely. "

Xiao Yi's face turned from red to pig liver color.

"I'm thinking that the two countries will fight in the future. As long as you go forward and fart like this. I believe that to bow is to surrender. Do you know how smelly your fart is? Dare you open your nose and take a sniff? " LAN mei'er looks at Xiao Yi and smiles.

Xiao Yi snorted coldly, and then said: "wait a minute, wait for the breath to dissipate, you can have a good look here alone. I don't believe that people will come in half an hour. "

"In half an hour, I don't think anyone will come here in half a day. I'm afraid you don't know how smelly it is. " LAN mei'er retched when she thought of the smell.

Xiao Yi tried to let go of his nose, and then a stench came in.

Immediately, Xiao Yi directly vomited all the things he ate in the morning.

Finally, Xiao Yi began to shout: "you look here, I'll go out to hide first. Later, if you're not dead, I'll come back to you. "

Then, Xiao Yi spread his feet and ran away. Like a rabbit with a tail, running fast. At this time, Xiao Yi wanted to grow two wings on his back.

"Is this really my own fart?" At this moment, Xiao Yi could not help but began to doubt: "is this NIMA the fart of people?"

LAN mei'er pinched her nose and looked at the poor ventilation effect of the marine animal museum. Immediately, no longer enjoy this VIP treatment. I lost interest in the fish swimming in the glass jar.

"No, no more." LAN mei'er followed Xiao Yi's back and ran out quickly. She said in a loud voice: "if I wait a little longer, I'm afraid that there will be tanks of dead fish next. You fart, absolutely poisonous dead fish. "