Beauty's Devil Guard

When we were drunk, we all rested on the sofa one by one. Lu Haiyang dozed off for a while, then quickly got up and found pen and ink from his study. He opened his mouth to Xiao Yi with a shy face and said sincerely, "Mr. Li, it's my honor to be here. Today, I hope Mr. Li can mention a few words as a memento. "

It's the inscriptions that are the main ones.

Suddenly, came to the subject above, a pair of eyes began to shine, looking at Xiao Yi. They want to have a look. Is Xiao Yi willing to mention it?

Or eat, wipe clean and walk away?

"OK, what's the word?" Take someone's hand short, eat someone's mouth short. Xiao Yi was unambiguous and agreed.

"Write a couplet." Lu Haiyang thought about it and said happily.

"What's the word?" Xiao Yi picked up the brush and asked again.

"It's all up to Mr. Li." For Lu Haiyang, it doesn't matter what the title is. As long as it's Xiao Yi's words, that's enough.

"Good." Xiao Yi's evil smile reminds me that these old foxes played a trick on themselves at the banquet. Then, it becomes a pair of couplets.

In just three minutes, a pair of characters by Xiao Yi has been completed. He threw the brush on the inkstone at random and laughed. There was a loud roar: "it's done."

Lu Haiyang looked at the paper with an excited face, and saw the big characters of the dragon and Phoenix dancing and the proud charm. Suddenly, a happy face. Then, he began to slowly read the big character written by Xiao Yi.

The white lady is flooding the golden mountain

, and the black Li Kui is pushing the cart.

It's like a golden dragon flying and a raptor playing in the water. The words are really good. It seems that they are all heartfelt and heroic. However, these 14 characters are more connotative. Look at the sea a burst of crying and laughing, the face of the raw smile is stiff in the face.

The politicians all burst into laughter on the sofa. For Xiao Yi this pair of excellent couplets, for a moment are all praise of the thumbs up.

"What do you want?" Xiao Yi jokingly smile, looking at this group of Jianghai old fox, asked.

This group of Jiang Hai politicians have been amazed by Xiao Yi's wonderful couplet. Leng Leng, exhausted are unable to think of a suitable horizontal.

Finally, Director Wei had a flash of inspiration in his head and spewed out four words: big fight.

"Good, good, good."

In luhaiyang hall, several good words rang out, and everyone praised them one after another. Even if Xiao Yi was smiling, he admired Director Wei's talent.

He picked up the brush again, and without saying a word, he picked up the brush and waved out the four characters.

The word Lu Haiyang asked for was immediately completed. White lady, black Li Kui old man cart, horizontal criticism, big fight.

The characters are powerful and powerful. It looks like a whale swallowing a river. However, some other meanings implied in the couplet made Lu Haiyang unable to laugh or cry for a while.

"Well, the word has been written. Director Lu, are you satisfied Xiao Yi looks at the landing director and starts to make fun of him.

Lu Haiyang smile bitterly, looking at the words, unwilling to open his mouth and murmur: "yes, it's a good word."

"Ha ha ha..."

Seeing that Lu Haiyang so reluctantly admitted it, everyone laughed. In the hall, it was lively again.

After a short rest in the hall

, the directors scattered separately. Xiao Yi thought about it and had a rest in director Lu's villa. At noon, I accompanied the group of old foxes to drink some wine and just took a nap. Anyway, I have nothing to do in the afternoon. I'm too lazy to go home and have a rest with director Lu. In the evening, go straight to another meal.

It's a good afternoon. After Xiao Yi has a good sleep. The body of Jiulong Qi, slowly run again. Then, it happened that Director Wei sent a car to pick him up for the dinner.

Xiao Yi sat in Director Wei's Mercedes Benz, feeling a burst of dark cool. It's really a good day to pick up the car every day and have good wine and food. Compared with the idle bird pain days on the mountain, it is really much more wonderful.

Another villa, another dinner table, or this group of dignitaries in Jianghai. Compared with noon, there are still some strange faces. However, every one of the three political figures in Jiang Yi's mind must know clearly.

The only difference is that the time is changed to night.

After a meal, everyone turned red. Under the anesthesia of alcohol, all of them are slightly excited.

Drinking is not the point, inscription is the point. Now every word of Xiao Yi is hard to find.

Director Wei saw that the time was almost up, and quickly brought a pen and paper ready for Xiao Yi to write. However, the roll of paper that Director Wei used was too big for him. When it was tiled, Xiao Yi felt that he could lie on it."What's the question?" Without waiting for Director Wei to speak, Xiao Yi takes the lead in questioning.

Director Wei was embarrassed to smile, then licked his lips, greedily said: "Mr. Li, since I have come to ask a question about the middle hall..."

As soon as Director Wei's words came down, everyone was stunned. The middle hall, as the name suggests, is a large painting hanging in the middle of the study.

Compared with the couplet of director Lu, there are too many words to be written in the middle hall. Director Wei is much more shrewd. He saw that director Lu wrote a couplet at noon and let Xiao Yi write a couplet at night.

"Lao Wei, you're a little too cruel." Lu Wei, the director of the Bureau, said angrily, "the first thing that makes him angry is to let others write. Now, you are shameless and have taken out a pair of nave. This river and sea, who does not know that Mr. Li is a word of gold. If you write in the middle hall. So, you're making a lot of money than buying and selling? "

Lao Wei was scolded by Lu Haiyang. He immediately turned red and said in a low voice: "I asked Mr. Li to write for me. What are you nervous about. Mr. Li, look... "

It doesn't matter if Xiao Yi writes more or less, but when he hears Lu Haiyang say that every word is worth a thousand dollars. Suddenly, the price of their own words began to reassess.

According to this, it's a great loss to write a pair of Xiaoyi in the middle hall. This kind of loss business, Xiao Yicai will not be silly to do. Immediately, he refused with a smile: "what I asked director Lu was a couplet. Now, give Director Wei a couplet. I think that's fair. "

Director Wei saw a pair of fiery eyes, looking at himself, that is the eyes of envy and jealousy. In addition, Xiao Yi said that, Director Wei was an understanding person. He immediately stepped back and asked for the second place. He said in a low voice: "in that case, Mr. Li will help me write a couplet."

"All right."

Xiao Yi simply picked up the brush and swayed on the inkstone. Then, on the huge piece of paper, he immediately wrote a line of big characters in ink.

Every word is still flying, it seems to jump out of the paper.

The onlookers immediately applauded. Director Wei, who had learned from Lu Haiyang's experience at noon, immediately lowered his head and read the couplet on the paper.

No milk in the morning, no milk at night, no ball in the day, no ball at night.