Become a legend in Hong Kong

Cave.

The little demons were coming in and out, busy, either pulling in drinks on a cart or carrying a sea bowl full of delicacies.

Inside the cave, banquet hall.

The roof is inlaid with luminous orbs, and there is a rockery pavilion inside. There are fish swimming in the shallow pool, and a green pine stands proudly beside the pool.

There is a monkey hanging on the pine branch, Sun Wukong, the 'Monkey King'.

His hands were tied behind his back and he was hung on a tree branch. It goes without saying that the person who did it was a monkey with copper skin and iron bones. He couldn't find a way at the moment, otherwise the minotaur would have stabbed him to death.

Compared with the depressed monkey, the tables next door are much happier. The eldest brother and the wise brother are very happy to change glasses.

There are also elegant banshees playing music and dancing, walking around several demon kings, either charming or angry, trying their best to show off their coquettishness, hoping to climb high tonight.

Normally, a few demon kings might have some fun, but not today. They were not the protagonists of the banquet.

On the seat, the newly promoted elder brother Liao Wenjie raised his glass and patted the shoulder of the Bull Demon King next to him: "Second brother, don't be sad, think about the grassland she gave you... Oh, you are a cow... Forget it. Well, listen to what my elder brother said, if you want to be a demon, there is no grass anywhere in the world, so the old cow should eat the young grass."

The second brother is a great guy and has nothing wrong with him.

Don't ask why Liao Wenjie became the leading brother, it is obvious.

Not to mention that the demon clan worships the strong. Whoever has a bigger fist is the eldest brother. Based on the social maturity of several demon kings, Liao Wenjie is not the eldest brother. They are the first to disagree.

Who among the gangsters has not had a few big brothers in his life and is not a bit dissatisfied.

Let’s talk about the banana fan. At this moment, Liao Wenjie has taken it into the Dharma Space. Perhaps because of the cross-border connection, the original mark left by the Bull Demon King in the fan disappeared on its own. He went a little deeper and carved his own spiritual mark, and by the way made up a new one. Manipulation spells.

At this point, the banana fan has completely taken on his shape, and it can change in size anytime and anywhere.

This is a good thing for the Bull Demon King. Liao Wenjie saves a lot of effort and no longer has to sacrifice his appearance and pretend to be him or a monkey to find Xiao Tiantianhua.

"That's right, Brother Niu, the eldest brother is right!"

"Second brother, brothers know that you are sad. After all, your sister-in-law is your first love, but there is a saying that first love is used to practice."

"No, first love is not, being single is."

"Yes, yes, single is the right one."

"Hahaha----"

After three rounds of drinking, several demon kings began to joke, and the atmosphere instantly became cheerful. Even the bull demon king, who was MMP in his heart, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Liao Wenjie was a well-known serious person who was not good at dirty jokes, but in order to cooperate with them, he still pretended to understand, raised his glass and said: "I am a little Taoist priest who just came here, with a stupid mouth, not enough brains, and low skills. At the same time, I am not familiar with the world, I am not familiar with the place, and I am afraid that I will be betrayed. If I hadn’t met some good brothers, I really don’t know what I would have done.”

"Not much to say, it's all in the wine. I'll just get drunk today. I'm free to do whatever I want. If you don't do it, you won't give me face!"

"..."x7

Tons, tons, tons! x6

The six demons put down their wine glasses, wiped the drink from the corners of their mouths, and fell into silence with the monkey hanging on the tree. They secretly thought that choosing to sworn sworn brothers today was the biggest mistake of the demon students.

Six demon kings are acting, and so is Liao Wenjie, a verbal brother who is not even superficial, and no one cares about the other.

Liao Wenjie was quite unhappy to be suddenly changed into a small world. Even though he had the magical power to move the three realms, going back was just a matter of thought. Moreover, he didn't know what to do after going back, and whether the world would change for him. It doesn't matter.

But one code leads to another, and the problem now is that he was suddenly changed into a small world.

Liao Wenjie knew exactly who it was, and bet fifty cents that it was Patriarch Bodhi.

Because he slapped the Bull Demon King at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain with his butt facing out, which seriously interfered with the direction of the plot, he was treated like a little black room.

Displeased +1

But you can't blame him. After looking into the reason, it was Patriarch Bodhi himself who had to mislead the Bull Demon King that he was Tang Sanzang. When he saw that Patriarch Bodhi didn't care about the script, he let go and continued to have fun.

Unhappy +2

Liao Wenjie shouted and was targeted again, thinking that Buddhism values ​​monkeys and traveling to the west so much, so he must do something bad.

Say a little, just a little.

Take this small world as an example. Since there are monkeys here, it means that the journey to the west is inevitable. Heaven and Lingshan cannot afford to offend, but it is okay to bully the monsters in the world.

Like monkey, monkey, and monkey.

That golden cudgel is pretty good. His surname is Liao!

As for how the monkey will cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace without the golden hoop in the future, how to protect Tang Sanzang from going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and whether he will meet the River God and retrieve a silver hoop...

Liao Wenjie said humph, it doesn't matter, anyway, he didn't want to come to this small world. If there is cause and effect, the abbot of Lingshan must also bear half of the responsibility.

Just do what you say, Liao Wenjie raised his glass and said: "Brothers, I still lack a weapon that I can use. The monkey's iron rod is quite good. Which one of you will take it out for me?"

"Here comes the old cow!"

The Bull Demon King raised his hand and slapped it on the table. It was not that he was like a younger brother, but simply that he had a deep hatred for the monkey. As long as the monkey was unlucky, he would be happy to see the consequences.

So, amidst Sun Wukong's chirping, the Bull Demon King effortlessly took out his ear pick.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to turn around and dedicate himself to Liao Wenjie, he suddenly found that the leading brother in the main seat was missing.

"Big, where's big brother?"

"Well……"

"I don't know, it disappeared in a flash."

…

At the foot of Wuyue Mountain, Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes while holding a wine glass. He raised his hand, saluted westward, and then drank the wine in one gulp.

He looked at the white strip stuck on the mountain wall, then looked at the cave without the cow's butt, curled his lips, took off the seal, and stuffed it back into the Dharma Space.

Not surprisingly, the script of Bull Demon King has not been completed yet, and as the male villain, he still has a few scenes to perform.

"After the show, the Bull Demon King has determined that I am Tang Sanzang. There is no reason to seek bad luck with the Supreme Treasure and Chun Sansanniang..."

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows: "Don't say it can be rounded off, it's too bad."

Thinking of this, he raised his hand to attract a ray of starlight. After doing the calculation, he shook his head slightly. It was because his pattern was small, but it was really rounded out.

In a flash, Liao Wenjie disappeared on the spot.

There is no clue about this heart-refining mission. According to usual experience, he should be the one to help Supreme Treasure get through the relationship and let it recognize the reality. It is wrong to resist the leader. Go to the West to do your best to defeat the Buddha. Bar.

But the script is watertight, and the result is the same regardless of it. Looking at the hands and feet of Patriarch Bodhi, we can see that outsiders are not allowed to modify the script at will.

In this way, Liao Wenjie couldn't find the meaning of his existence at all, thinking about the next small world that was about to be created. The one with Fairy Zixia was in progress on the westward journey. The small world is still strong. If he hangs around in the past, he will definitely be able to... meet many destined people.

…

Pansi hole.

Because of the space jump, five or six days had passed since Liao Wenjie was locked up in the dark room.

And because of Zhizunbao's powerful aura, his painting style was continuously led astray, which led to many nonsensical and interesting things happening during the period.

For example, the Supreme Treasure dug out the Moonlight Treasure Box and saw the scroll left by Guanyin, saying that someone would stamp it for him in the future.

Another example is that Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing fell in love and fell in love, and they tried to outsmart Chun Sananniang and run away, but because Bai Jingjing was too poisoned... they failed.

The latter committed suicide by jumping off a cliff and was picked up by the Bull Demon King's younger brother, who then learned that Tang Sanzang had not yet been born and that the pretty-faced military advisor was actually a passerby.

By the way, when Bai Jingjing jumped off the cliff, she took a handful of grapes across the mountain with her, causing her to die from serious injuries and successfully close the trumpet.

The most important thing is that Chun Sanniang is pregnant.

The pig demon enlarged the belly of the spider demon. There was no racial segregation. Sowing seeds on the same day and giving birth to babies the next day was reasonable but illogical. In comparison, the reincarnated Zhu Bajie became the biological father of the reincarnated Tang Sanzang. There is nothing wrong with it. .

Here, Chun Sanzang had just given birth to Tang Sanzang, and over there, Bai Jingjing arrived with the Bull Demon King and hundreds of calf demons. Because of the plastic sisterhood, Chun Sansanniang lied that the child was hers and she fought with the Supreme Treasure. After three hundred rounds, Bai Jingjing was so angry that she drew her sword and killed herself.

The Supreme Treasure took out the moonlight treasure box in his arms and wanted to travel through time and space, changing his life against the will of heaven and saving his sweetheart.

But first, he had to pass through the silk hole with the cow's head towering. Otherwise, without the full moonlight, the moonlight treasure box would be nothing more than a more refined fire stick.

For the Supreme Treasure, which is still made of meat, it is difficult to reach the sky by killing the bull-headed crowd. Fortunately, Chun Sanniang is very powerful. Her mother, who has just given birth to a baby, is full of strength. Anyone who dares to touch her child will risk her life. .

Relying on the favorable terrain of Pansi Cave, Chun Sansanniang, who had just given birth to a baby and was still in a weak stage, killed hundreds of calf demons and fought the Bull Demon King to a 50-50 split.

This is also part of the reason for the decline of the Bull Demon King's strength. He was pinned down by Liao Wenjie at the foot of the mountain, and was sealed. He was able to escape after losing all his strength. He paid a heavy price for this, and his hard power fell out of the land of gods. level.

Therefore, the Bull Demon King became even more eager for Tang Monk's meat. It was dispensable before, and he held Tang Monk's banquet to win over his younger brother, but now he has to eat it.

The two were fighting together. Haru Sananniang took advantage of the terrain and could not hide the fact that her strength was low. Seeing that she was exhausted, she shrunk into the body of the Bull Demon King and slashed from Chenghua Avenue to Erxian Bridge. Bah, she slashed from the superior thyroid artery. He reached the inferior epigastric artery without batting an eye.

The Bull Demon King's soul escaped from his body and escaped into his body. When he caught up with Chun Sanniang, there was a burst of crackling. The second master held the baby and stood outside and stared. He was shocked and frightened by the crackling sound, for fear that the child would suffer.

At this time, a Supreme Treasure passed by and ignored the second master's plea for help.

At this moment, Chun Sanniangxiang jumped out dripping with sweat. She was defeated by the powerful Bull Demon King and was killed so that her waist and legs were sore and weak. She had no strength to fight anymore. She took the second master and fled out of Pansi Cave.

It took a few breaths for the Bull Demon King to repair his body, and he reached the door just in time to catch up with Spring Sansanniang lowering the door made of ten thousand years of diamond.

Chun Sanniang gritted her teeth and pushed the second master away with a slap, telling him to raise his children well and become a monk in the future. He must not inherit his father's legacy and become a robber.

The two of them, a wife and a husband-in-law, burst into tears. As the Vajra Gate fell, there was no sound from the two worlds inside and outside the door.

"Damn it, how dare you spoil my good deeds, you bitch!"

The Bull Demon King used the fork to challenge Chun Sanniang, pressed her lower back with his big feet, and stabbed Chun Sanniang fiercely with the tip of the steel fork, trying to skewer Chun Sanniang.

Snapped!

The black shadow teleported over and grabbed the three steel forks with one palm, stopping the thrust and narrowly saving Chun Sananniang's life.

"It's you?!"

Seeing clearly who was coming, the Bull Demon King's heart trembled. He didn't even bother to take back the three steel forks and stepped back dozens of steps.

Liao Wenjie held the three-stranded steel fork and shook it in the air. He felt that it was top-heavy and he was not taking advantage of it. He threw it into the Dharma Space and stopped paying attention.

"You, you are not Tang Sanzang, who exactly are you?"

The Bull Demon King trembled and made a trembling sound. There was a suspicion in his heart, but he didn't dare to name it.

Chun Sansanniang staggered up and looked at Liao Wenjie with a fearful look on her face. She stayed alert and stepped back, her eyes flashing as she thought about a way to escape.

"Second brother, you and I have a verbal brotherhood. I don't want to kill you, so just go away."

Liao Wenjie sighed and said to the Bull Demon King: "I'll keep Tang Sanzang, don't try to take advantage of him, otherwise I'll suppress you next time, starting with five thousand years... Well, it's better to have your butt facing out."

Confused.

Even if he wanted to break his head, the Bull Demon King couldn't figure out when he became Liao Wenjie's younger brother, but seeing that the other party was so easy to talk to, he decisively chose to retreat, and then...

He found that there was no way to retreat, the door was right in front of him, and everything else was a dead end.

After all, Lao Niu is a mature demon king. He knows that after the age of a calf, he will only be suppressed if he acts cute. He said nothing and turned around and walked towards the dead end.

Watching the Bull Demon King leave, Liao Wenjie looked at Chun Sansanniang and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "It's amazing. As expected of you. After all the hard work, I finally let you get Tang Sanzang."

Spring Sansanniang may be the first female monster to successfully stuff Tang Sanzang into her belly, and she is still under the noses of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. For this reason alone, it is worth taking a high look.

"What, where is Tang San hiding?"

Chun Sanniang was shocked and had no idea what Liao Wenjie was talking about.

"Your son, he is Tang Sanzang in this life." Liao Wenjie raised his brows with a look of bad humor on his face, and smiled as Chun Sanniang's face turned pale, and Aba could not say a word.

"Why, why...can he be my son?!"

Chun Sanniang has been a monster for hundreds of years and has seen a lot. She quickly reacted and said blankly: "It was you who did it. You made Tang Sanzang my child, right?"

"It's not me. If I really want to say it, it should be Patriarch Bodhi..."

Liao Wenjie touched his chin: "Think carefully, where did you offend him? He wanted to eat Tang Monk's meat but found out that his son was Tang Monk... Tsk, tsk, such a cruel punishment, you must have offended him terribly."

Chun Sanniang was dizzy when she heard this. If she remembered correctly, she did give Patriarch Bodhi a few hard blows, including her vagina and feet.

Sensing the fluctuations in the space, Liao Wenjie said no more, placed his palm on the Vajra Gate, and shook it into powder with his strength. Within sight, the Supreme Treasure shouted the mantra of 'Prajna Paramita' and ascended to the sky.

The second master was still marveling at the gods, but realized that the door was gone. He rushed to Chun Sanzang's side. Seeing that his face was ugly, he handed over his son, who was named 'Tang Sanzang', and said, "Sansanniang, are you okay? Don’t scare the kids.”

"No, it's okay..."

Chun Sanniang looked at her own flesh and bones eagerly, and when she saw that the baby was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, and his eyebrows were somewhat similar to hers, she instantly burst into tears.

It’s over!

Not only did she have no appetite at all, she even wanted to breastfeed. She was destined to miss Tang Monk's meat in her life!