Become a legend in Hong Kong

Sun Wukong was shocked on the spot. Tang Sanzang's idea coincided with his, and he also planned this.

He fought against the Bull Demon King and ugly ghosts and monsters, was knocked down repeatedly, and got up again and again. The scene of the heroic and unyielding hero at the end of the road made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.

The onlookers Tang Sanzang howled and cried, responsible for setting the atmosphere and lighting the scene.

Finally, the two masters and apprentices performed a literary drama, in which he dragged his body and sacrificed himself behind the palace, watching in tears that Tang Sanzang was swept away by ugly ghosts and monsters, and finally came a step late to collect Tang Sanzang's body after the banquet.

The tragedy ends and the theme is perfectly sublimated.

This script, Sun Wukong almost laughed to tears just by thinking about it. It is impeccable, but...

When his plan came out of Tang Sanzang's mouth, he felt terrible.

When executing a plan, the active party should be the one taking the initiative under the supervision of the passive party. So who is the active party?

For a moment, Sun Wukong suspected that Tang Sanzang had peeked at the script. If this was the case, then he would have great fun.

Literary drama can't bring tears, the whole performance is awkward, but martial arts drama is the same as before, and you can't escape after a beating.

It's not appropriate. I racked my brains to write and act myself, but ended up getting nothing except being beaten. It's too cheap.

Absolutely not, I can’t afford to lose that monkey!

Thinking again about the Bull Demon King who had just been told to be more vigorous and not to pity him just because he was a delicate flower, Sun Wukong couldn't help but sweat profusely. If he didn't know what kind of monkey he was, he would have doubted whether he had that kind of hobby.

This Tang Sanzang's level is too high. Today's plan must be adjusted. It is best to cancel it directly.

"Wukong! Wukong?!"

Tang Sanzang raised his hand and waved in front of Sun Wukong. Seeing that his eyes were crooked and his mouth was slanted as he wandered away, he pressed his shoulders with both hands and kindly helped him turn around: "Wukong, don't be in a daze. The monster attacking you is coming. Protect him quickly. Be a teacher."

Bah, bald donkey!

Did you ask me to protect you? You clearly asked me to die.

Sun Wukong had a gloomy expression on his face, regretting that he had made a plan rashly without finding out the depth of Tang Sanzang. He took a deep breath, tightened the stick in his hand, and winked at the Bull Demon King with excitement.

"Hahaha----"

The Bull Demon King held the three-stranded steel fork and laughed and said: "Smelly monkey, you are treacherous. You promised to dedicate Tang Sanzang to me, but later regretted it and went back on your word. Today I will personally come to arrest Tang Sanzang." , let’s see where you can run.”

While he was talking, the Bull Demon King noticed that the monkey's eyes were wrong, moving left and right, up and down, as if conveying some kind of signal.

After pondering for a moment, the Bull Demon King whispered: "Brother Montenegro, what's going on with the monkey? Is it cramping?"

"Maybe, blame me, that punch just now was too hard." Liao Wenjie nodded seriously.

"Be careful next time, you are the monkey after all."

The Bull Demon King whispered something, and then shouted sternly: "Stinky monkey, why don't you hurry up and lead me to death!"

After saying this, he swung three steel forks across the air, setting off a storm that roared across the border, blowing up sand and dust. Tang Sanzang became unsteady and fell to the ground to avoid being swept away by the strong wind.

"Wukong, he is right, hurry up and die."

Tang Sanzang struggled to block the wind and sand and urged: "Hurry up, my master is about to fly!"

Sun Wukong cursed secretly, shouted loudly, manifested his true appearance, picked up the golden cudgel and flew towards the Bull Demon King and Liao Wenjie.

1.3 meters tall, with sharp teeth, a hairy face, a thunderous mouth, and four big flags fluttering in the wind behind him.

"Hey, Brother Niu, forgive me for being new here and not knowing the big shots in person. Why is this Monkey King so different from my impression?" Liao Wenjie raised his brows and pulled out the refined black broad sword as he spoke.

"It's just different. Monkeys mess around all day long and become even crazier after following Tang Sanzang. There's nothing surprising about it." Bull Demon King explained.

"Really...but I always feel like something is wrong."

"Brother Montenegro, you just think too much. The monkey is coming. Remember to act according to the plan, lest he goes crazy again when it's over." A flash of light flashed in the Bull Demon King's eyes, and he rushed out first with a steel fork.

Liao Wenjie followed closely behind the Bull Demon King, raised his hand and brushed the hilt of the broadsword, turning it into a war gun. He came in second, swung the war gun and hit the monkey hard.

Ding! !

Sun Wukong raised his golden cudgel to block. He felt that the ugly ghosts and monsters were so powerful that he could not help but rate them higher.

At the same time, he glared and winked again.

Monkey: The plan has changed. Let’s talk about it later. Just follow my eyes.

Liao Wenjie: Look at your sister, you are the only one with the big eyes, right?

He glared, and while Sun Wukong raised his hands and opened the middle door, he flew up and kicked Sun Wukong hard in the chest.

With a muffled sound, Sun Wukong was extremely depressed and fell into the sea of ​​sand, causing a cloud of sand to fly up.

At this time, the Bull Demon King rushed in. Seeing that the monkey acted according to the plan and did not do anything out of the ordinary, the remaining doubts were thrown away. The muscles of both arms swelled in a circle, sweeping away the golden cudgel with a powerful and heavy sweep, then lowered his head and raised his head, and threw the monkey high into the sky with a bull's head.

During this period, Sun Wukong winked again. It's understandable that the newcomer couldn't understand. The old man, Bull Demon King, is a good old man, and he will definitely understand the profound meaning of his expression.

However, it was of no use. Lao Niu had been wanting to beat the monkey for a day or two. He refused to give up the great opportunity no matter what, and ignored his gentle look in his eyes. He exerted so much strength that even the veins in his neck were visible.

Just looking at his true acting skills, one can imagine how disgusting Monkey was in the past.

Bang! Bang! Bang————

Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King occupied the high altitude and the other squatted on the ground, beating Sun Wukong back and forth like a sandbag.

One of them is a monster, one is letting go and restraining himself, and his revealed abilities are about 50% comparable to those of a monkey. The other is not much different from a monkey at first, and beats the monkey until it flies up and down, and howls at the mouth.

After several glances, Sun Wukong seriously doubted that his two teammates understood, but pretended not to understand.

Unwilling to be beaten, he immediately gave up conveying the message with his eyes, became fierce in mid-air, and rushed towards Liao Wenjie with billowing demonic energy.

Bang! Bang! Bang————

The sandbags continued to fly up and down, and Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King had a great fight. Sun Wukong shed tears of frustration from the corners of his eyes, admitting that the skills of his two teammates were not inferior to his, and it was very difficult for one to fight two.

"Brother Niu, don't fight yet, I..."

"Stop talking nonsense and look at the fork!"

Bang! !

"ugly……"

"Ugly sister, you are the ugliest!"

Bang!

After being beaten and beaten, and refused to speak, and even ignored, Sun Wukong shut himself up, gritted his teeth and let go of the stick in his hand, letting the two monsters unleash their brute force on him.

Bang! !

The Bull Demon King flew over Sun Wukong with his head. Seeing Liao Wenjie panting at a high altitude, he knew that the martial arts show was almost over. When the monkey fell down again, he collided with him and sent him flying to the feet of Tang Sanzang.

The monkey's head was stuck on the ground, and he fell upside down in front of Tang Sanzang. He pulled out the monkey's head with a swollen nose and face, and two nosebleeds flowed down in time.

It's not acting, it's really miserable.

"Wukong, you are working too hard."

Tang Sanzang raised his hand in front of Sun Wukong and wiped away the nosebleed with his sleeve: "Okay, that's enough. It can be seen that you are indeed no match for those two monsters, but it's not that easy for them to kill you. What should we do next? , do you want to scream for the master?"

Out of contempt for his IQ, the monkey was furious on the spot and gritted his teeth and said: "No, you wait here, the warm-up is over, I'm going to beat them to death!"

"Wukong, please forget about it."

Tang Sanzang said kindly: "You are thick-skinned and thick-skinned. You won't be able to die even if you take another beating. But monks are compassionate, so you can't make my teacher feel uncomfortable."

Sure enough, you know everything!

Sun Wukong's eyes widened and he said in dissatisfaction: "Yes, I called those two monsters, but master, you know that I have no one to subjugate monsters. I deliberately spread the word in order to catch them all." , I don’t intend to sell you.”

"Wukong, as long as you are happy."

"Master, it's good that you know."

Sun Wukong sucked in the unstoppable nosebleed, turned around suddenly, and transformed into a gorilla with red eyes. He roared at the full moon in the sky, swung his arms and beat his chest.

There is energy.

Frustrated.

"Brother Niu, the monkey's drama is over. I'm going to catch Tang Sanzang. You give the monkey the final blow." Liao Wenjie whispered.

"That's right. It's up to me, Lao Niu, to do the final blow."

The Bull Demon King muttered that the monkey's acting skills were getting better and better, and he was good enough to win the first place tonight. He didn't want to be a green leaf, put away his pitchfork, transformed into a giant bull with a mouth full of steel teeth, and ran towards the gorilla with a rumble.

The strong wind howled and the yellow sand flew. The two giant beasts collided and began the most primitive wrestling.

Liao Wenjie took one look and stopped caring. He ducked in front of Tang Sanzang and saw him meditating peacefully amidst the stormy waves. He secretly praised him in his heart.

This version of Tang Sanzang has perseverance and wisdom, and can be said to be the most perfect template for a Buddhist scripture learner, but...

It is precisely because it is too wise that the Nine Nine and Eighty-one Difficulties are dispensable, unable to highlight the twists and turns and difficulties on the way to learning, and it cannot become the final template.

"Elder Tang, we haven't seen each other for just a few days. Why are you so unfamiliar with your monkey training skills?"

"..."

Tang Sanzang was stunned when he heard this, and then said with a faint smile: "The donor doesn't know something. This Wukong has a deep demonic nature and is extremely naughty. It will take some time to make him go crazy. We can't rush him or rush him."

Make him crazy, what do you mean?

A string of question marks floated across Liao Wenjie's forehead. He couldn't figure out the specific process of Tang Sanzang's monkey training. When he was about to ask a question, he saw Tang Sanzang holding a Zen staff and banging it on his forehead.

The Zen staff fell to the ground, Tang Sanzang was concussed and fell into coma, and fell happily at Liao Wenjie's feet.

He is a character, worthy of being the reincarnation of the abbot's second disciple.

Liao Wenjie raised his hand and grabbed Tang Sanzang's collar, leaping into the air: "Brother Niu, Monkey, Tang Sanzang has been captured by me, you don't need to fight anymore."

boom! boom! boom----

In the field, the red-eyed gorilla held two horns and raised and lowered its knees continuously. Each blow hit the Bull Demon King's big face like a battering ram.

The bull's nose was bleeding, his steel teeth were shattered, and the Bull Demon King's eyes were filled with mucus and tears, mixed with dirty blood and dripping onto the sand.

"Stop fighting!" Liao Wenjie held Tang Sanzang in his hands and made a trumpet shape with his other hand.

The two fighting monsters turned a deaf ear. The Bull Demon King roared angrily, raised his head and threw away the arms holding his horns. The two horns flashed with a metallic color and pierced the gorilla's chest fiercely.

Two streams of blood arrows sprayed out, and two bloody holes were opened in the gorilla's chest. In his ferocious rage, he ignored the injuries on his chest, raised his arms high above his head, and struck the Bull Demon King with all his strength.

Yellow sand rose into the sky, and the gorilla and the giant bull fell to the ground at the same time, groaning and panting.

"Don't fight anymore~~"

After a while, the gorilla and the giant bull collided again, causing rumbles and flying dust in the sky.

At dawn, when the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone on the earth, the Bull Demon King opened his heavy eyes and looked around with difficulty. When he saw the smelly monkey who was still sleeping soundly, he couldn't help but feel disgusted and flew away with his kick. Kick away.

"Brother Niu, are you awake?"

Liao Wenjie took two steps forward, stuffed the cooked food wrapped in oil paper into the Bull Demon King's hand, and said awkwardly: "You two fought too hard last night and got really angry. I didn't even yell, and I didn't know whether I should stop him or not." , so...that’s it.”

"Brother Montenegro did the right thing. I have long been displeased with the smelly monkey. Teach him a lesson and I feel a lot more comfortable."

The Bull Demon King used a transformation technique to cover up the bruises on his nose and face, then opened the oil paper and stuffed his mouth with meat: "Yes, it's quite chewy. What is this...wait a minute, this can't be Tang Monk's meat, right?"

"No, Tang San is tied up there. This is beef. I rushed to the next city overnight to buy it."

"Ah... Brother Montenegro is serious about it. I'll switch to monkey meat next time. I've been enjoying this lately."

The Bull Demon King shook the head of the drowsy bull. Thinking that he seemed to be unwilling to give up beef, he swallowed it into his belly. He looked at Tang Sanzang who was tied up into flowers and snakes by cassocks and Zen staffs, and frowned: "Black Mountain Brother, Tang Sanzang didn’t wake up last night, right?”

"No, this monk is a ruthless character. When he heard that I was going to arrest him, he knocked himself out."

"he himself?!"

The Bull Demon King was stunned: "With such cooperation, he never thought of resisting?"

"Aren't all monks like this?"

"That's true."

The Bull Demon King nodded, put his hand in his mouth and whistled, summoned his mount, the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, threw Tang Sanzang upwards, and rushed back to his cave.

"Brother Niu, the monk has been caught, so I won't accompany you..."

"Brother Heishan, you were the one who captured Tang Sanzang. Please note that you are the first one to do this. If Tang Sanzang loses his flesh, no one will be able to do without you."

The Bull Demon King grabbed Liao Wenjie who was about to run away: "Besides, I didn't have enough fun last time when I drank. It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day, and today is the day."

"Well, you're still busy arranging your sister's marriage and taking in concubines yourself..."

Liao Wenjie changed his words mid-sentence: "Brother Niu, as far as I know, you have a wife. Does your sister-in-law know about taking concubines?"

"So what if she knows, so what if she doesn't know, I'm still afraid of her!"

The Bull Demon King widened his eyes and explained his family status: "I don't know where you heard some crazy talk. Today, brother, I will tell you face to face. I have the final say in the Niu family. It has been in the past and it will be in the future." , let me tell you, that yellow-faced woman doesn’t dare to catch chickens. If she hadn’t been away, I would have demonstrated it to you on the spot.”

"Brother Niu, beep!"

"Well, as long as you know, I'm not a ostentatious person. I always have the image of loving my wife outside, so don't tell anyone about it."

"Brother Niu, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense."

Liao Wenjie nodded repeatedly, glanced at the monkey lying upside down on the sand in the distance, and whispered: "Brother Niu, there is something I don't know whether to say or not."

"Tell me, is there anything else that shouldn't be discussed between us brothers?"

"I heard, I heard, there are rumors that the sister-in-law and the monkey...well, I don't know, you know."

"Hahaha---"

The Bull Demon King laughed loudly: "So the gossip is not trustworthy. Your sister-in-law Qing Bing Yujie is completely devoted to me. That monkey is so ugly that there is no possibility of him becoming a leader. How could I be cuckolded by him? It's impossible."