Become a legend in Hong Kong

Liao Wenjie stepped forward with a broad sword in his hand. The cold front burst out with cold light, causing Sun Wukong to narrow his eyes slightly and complain in his heart.

It's not that he's afraid. In a previous fight, Sun Wukong knew the opponent's monster's methods very well. If it were a one-on-one fight, he would be 80% sure that the opponent would be defeated, and the remaining 20% ​​would be that the opponent would die under his stick.

It doesn't work now. All the strength has been drained from the Bull Demon King. His tendons are sore and his hands are numb. His energy is gone. He has no iron rod and is looking at the ocean.

Sun Wukong had a bitter look on his face. It was impossible to beat him. He had no habit of seeking torture. He honestly put away the golden cudgel and landed in front of the Bull Demon King.

"Brother Niu, I am really wronged!"

Sun Wukong manifested his true appearance, holding back tears from the corners of his eyes. He didn't act, it was really a suffocating tear.

"snort!"

The Bull Demon King sneered, raised his foot and kicked the monkey hard in the chest.

Kick the legs, kick the air.

"Damn stinky monkey, how dare you hide."

The Bull Demon King almost slipped and became angry. He grabbed the flagpole behind the monkey and pushed him to the ground while calling Liao Wenjie to come up and help.

Liao Wenjie shrugged and stepped forward to help hold his hands down. It was not his intention to bully the weak. In fact, no matter which world the Monkey King was placed in, he could not be considered weak.

Moreover, this monkey did many evil things and had too many black spots. It had obviously been beaten by the big guy, but it still dared to take advantage of Tang Sanzang.

To release Lingshan, this kind of behavior is no different from Tathagata's toast but you don't drink it, and Guanyin's picking up the dishes but you turn the table.

Good guy, what do you mean? The wine table is not set on your grave, so you are not having fun drinking. Do you want another Laojun to open the mic and sing songs for you?

"Let you seduce my sister-in-law! Let you seduce my sister-in-law..."

The Bull Demon King rides on Sun Wukong, shoots his bow left and right, and strikes down again and again with his fist.

There was a huge difference in body size between the two. The Bull Demon King was almost twice as tall as Sun Wukong, and his arms were thicker than his waist. His fists as big as casseroles fell like raindrops, making the monkey howl and scream.

Sun Wukong has an indestructible body, and it is difficult for the Bull Demon King to break through the defense when his physical strength is exhausted. But just like that, whether it is true or not depends entirely on acting skills, and sometimes, the person who is deceived will never say anything even though he knows that he has been deceived. carry.

This is the case with the Bull Demon King. Listening to the monkey's screams, the harder he gets, the harder he works.

Liao Wenjie: (_)

He was speechless and glanced at the self-deceived Bull Demon King, unwilling to join in the deception. He stood aside, clenched his fist and coughed: "Brother Niu, stop hammering, the monkey doesn't hurt at all, I lied to you!"

"What Brother Heishan said is that I was almost deceived by this stinky monkey who killed a thousand swords again." The Bull Demon King punched twice more. After getting up, he was still not relieved and kicked him hard several times.

"Brother Niu, to be honest, you may not think that I am a monkey, but there is a difference between monkeys and monkeys. I come from another world..."

Realizing that if he didn't explain the reason clearly, he would never have peace in the future. Sun Wukong told his origin in detail: "It was Guanyin. She turned into a pretty boy and brought me from another world... to seduce my sister-in-law. The monkey on the wedding day and the monkey on the wedding day are not me. My sister-in-law and I are really innocent, I was wronged!"

Indecision, quantum mechanics;

It doesn’t make sense, traveling through time and space.

After saying this as if he was pouring beans, Sun Wukong took a deep breath, and then looked at the Bull Demon King and Liao Wenjie eagerly: "Two brothers, you are considered to be top demons, you should know that what I said is true."

"Bah, don't do this to me. That's not what you stinky monkey said when we were at Water Curtain Cave just now." The Bull Demon King looked dismissively, then frowned and looked at Liao Wenjie beside him.

"I've never heard of it. How about one world after another? Who would believe such nonsense?"

Liao Wenjie shook his head: "Whether you believe it or not, Brother Niu, I don't believe it anyway. And according to the monkey, if you want to ask for proof, you have to ask Master Guanyin. What's the difference between that and giving a mount?"

"Too."

"You don't need to ask Master Guanyin, just ask Tang Sanzang. Isn't he in your hands?" Sun Wukong was anxious, turned around, and found that only Tang Sanzang could prove his innocence.

"already eaten."

Liao Wenjie pouted: "Not to mention eating, even if you haven't eaten, Tang Sanzang is still your master. What can he prove?"

"A monk does not lie, you must believe in his professional integrity!"

"Pull them down, there are still a lot of monks who consecrate people."

Liao Wenjie was too lazy to say anything else, and glanced at the Bull Demon King: "Brother Niu, how about you rest for a while, and I'll go up first, and then I'll take care of him after you've rested enough."

"No, I'll take care of him now."

The Bull Demon King raised his hand to grab the flagpole, trampled the deep pit with his feet, stirred up the strong wind, jumped high, and finally landed at the foot of Huaguo Mountain.

Sun Wukong was held in his hand, and he begged for mercy, and his heart was not empty at all. He has an indestructible body, a tenacious vitality, and is almost equal to immortality. Would he talk nonsense about this kind of thing?

The monkey was very proud until the Bull Demon King used the magic of moving mountains to raise the Flower and Fruit Mountain and pin him down at the foot of the mountain...

Butt facing out.

"Brother Niu, what are you doing? Calm down. I've explained everything that needs to be explained. Don't mess around..."

"Invincible cowlice!"

Crash---

The cow's head is swaying, shoulders are rubbing against each other, and the sound of mooing is endless.

"Hurry up, everyone line up for me and come one by one!"

"Brother Niu, why are you calling so many calves?"

Sun Wukong didn't know why. He didn't wake up suddenly until his pants were taken off, and screamed in horror: "Brother Niu, don't..."

"drink!"

"ah----"

On the other side of the mountain, Liao Wenjie raised his hands to cover his face. The scene in the wild, the tauren, and the force... the scene was too brutal and unsightly to watch.

After a while, the devilish sound of "Hahaha" penetrated his ears, scaring him so much that he would have nightmares at night and did not dare to stay for a long time. He shouted "I will contact you another day" and turned into red light and left the Huaguo Mountain.

…

Jilei Mountain, Moyun Cave.

Liao Wenjie rushed into the garden and saw the jade-faced princess lazily lying on her side on a bench, with her jade hands supporting her chin. He nodded secretly, raised his hand to hold her aside, and then lay down on the bench himself.

Princess Jade Face: "..."

She rolled her eyes, abandoned the small theater in her head where her face was red and her heart was beating, and she leaned down in Liao Wenjie's arms: "Husband, why are you walking in a hurry and your face is blank, but what kind of crisis did you encounter?"

"My face has always been pale... Forget it, if I don't talk about it, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat."

Liao Wenjie raised his hand and tapped Princess Jade Face's chin: "Call your little sisters over. The more beautiful ones, the better. I want to wash my eyes."

Phew, I see you clearly want to take a shower.

At the reluctant summons of the Jade Faced Princess, more than a dozen vixen ladies came with fragrant wind, and the bouquet of flowers filled the room with orioles.

It not only washes the eyes, but also washes the ears. It is beautiful and delicious and eliminates hunger.

In the face of beauty, Liao Wenjie soon forgot...

Because he thought he had forgotten something and then recalled it, he secretly said something bad and buried himself in the arms of Princess Jade Face.

After a while, Liao Wenjie left the pile of makeup and powder, straightened his messy clothes, and then wiped off the lip gloss on his face, restoring his unfeminine persona at this critical moment.

There was no way, there were too many lustful female goblins, and the Jade-faced Princess was helpless, so she could barely keep her innocence for him.

Seeing that they were all beautiful ladies, Liao Wenjie couldn't criticize anything. He slapped the palms of each of them three times and told them to watch three times tonight. No, he told them to take care of themselves and keep up their efforts.

Without disturbing the monks from the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty, nor looking at the fairy dreaming about love next door, Liao Wenjie walked directly towards the basement where the prisoners were kept.

A hemp rope hangs from the roof, tying up the two brothers. After not seeing each other for more than half a month, Sha Seng is still strong and strong, and Zhu Bajie has gained a few pounds.

Liao Wenjie circled around the two of them and nodded in praise: "Yes, Tang Sanzang can be raised again, and this pig Bajie can be slaughtered. Today, I will take two pig ears to make a snack."

"I can't do it, I can't do it."

Zhu Bajie shook his head repeatedly: "My pig has not been gelded, and the taste is too strong to be eaten at all. How about a fish breast, which is tender and juicy, and paired with dipping sauce, it is simply a delicacy in the world."

"Oh, where can I find fish?"

"It's right next to me."

"..."

Sha Seng looked around, and there was nothing beside Zhu Bajie except him, and no fish was seen.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Liao Wenjie waved his hand: "First of all, Tang San is hidden in my hands. If I want him to live, he will live. If I want him to die, he will die. For your master's life...you two should know what to do, right?"

Zhu Bajie frowned. As the intellectual responsible, he knew well that one should not speak easily, so he supported Sha Seng and let him take over the topic.

"what would you like?"

Sha Monk said: "The ugly thing is, we are monks who eat fast and chant Buddha's name. We have strict rules and precepts. Even if you threaten Master, we will not help the evildoers."

"Don't worry, I'm not a good person."

"..."x2

"Don't worry, I'm not a bad person."

Liao Wenjie clenched his fist and coughed lightly, pretending that he had not said anything before, and said with a smile: "Actually, I am a very kind person, I just can't find a chance to show it. For example, a few days ago, there was a pretty boy with a dragon-horse spirit wandering around nearby, with the intention of I hooked up with the little fox who was new to the world. I saw that he had ulterior motives and obviously had bad intentions. I punched him straight in the face. Then I had someone hang him on a tree in the southeast. I haven't let him go until now. Walk."

"..."x2

As expected, it's about Master's love riding Xiaobai.

"I have not killed such crazy beasts indiscriminately, which shows that I have love and kindness in my heart..."

"Okay, stop talking."

Sha Monk said he couldn't stand listening and said bluntly: "Tell me, what do you want us brothers to do?"

"Follow me to conquer the demons."

"What, you want us to beat you?" Sha Seng's eyes widened and he laughed out loud. He didn't calm down until he was punched in the face and his eyes turned black and blue.

"On the way west, there is a place called the Lion and Camel Country, which is where your master and disciples must pass. It was occupied by three monsters, and everyone in the city was eaten up..."

Liao Wenjie said: "As the eldest brother on the road, the Bull Demon King received the protection fee from the Lion and Camel Kingdom, and decided to order all the troops and horses to make the three monsters pay with their blood. Considering that you, the master and the disciple, will also take this road, you will be counted as one. "

"That's nice to say. You monsters are fighting for territory. You dare not move, but you let our brothers die."

"There is nothing you can do. Your senior brother slept with Princess Iron Fan, causing the Bull Demon King to lose its majesty. You have to do something even if you don't do anything."

"Is there such a thing?!"

Sha Seng was dumbfounded, and Zhu Bajie immediately became more energetic: "I make the decision, and Junior Brother Sha will help you, so we can clear the obstacles in advance. However, what happened between Senior Brother and Princess Iron Fan, please tell me in detail..."

"Yes! Details! Details!"