Become a legend in Hong Kong

What is lying on the ground is not a walking corpse, but Qiu Sheng, who pretends to be a walking corpse. He does not go home late at night and lies in the coffin pretending to be dead, just to scare Wen Cai.

Qiu Sheng's aunt opened a rouge and gouache shop on the market street. He learned about makeup after learning about it, and he looked like a real zombie when he pretended to be a zombie.

Wencai was frightened half to death by him, and Taoist Simu's clients were also frightened. The yellow paper fell to the ground, and the angry people running around in pursuit of the living people ran around the room.

The two evil disciples have been cheating the master all day long. The fact that Uncle Jiu is still alive and not dying of anger shows that he is firm in his Taoism.

"Master, it's me..."

Qiu Sheng stood up from the ground with a grin on his face and hid behind Uncle Jiu with a quick step: "Master, I don't know why, but Uncle Master's customer suddenly moved. It's so strange."

He was hit three times without any injuries, not because he resisted the beatings, but because Liao Wenjie and the others didn't use any strength at all.

It's a human or a ghost, dead or alive, the difference in breath is obvious, and makeup is useless. Uncle Jiu and Si Mu could tell at a glance that the 'walking corpse' was a human being, so they clicked as far as they could without using too much force.

Liao Wenjie also noticed it, and wanted to stop, but when Uncle Jiu and Si Mu didn't stop, he relaxed his palm slightly and took the photo straight.

There is no other way. When you first arrive, you have to do as the locals do. If you don't fit in with others, you will be rejected by others.

"You brat, you cause me trouble all the time."

Uncle Jiu reprimanded Qiu Sheng, then raised his foot and kicked the walking corpse in front of him. This kick was so powerful and heavy that it directly kicked the upright walking corpse into the air.

"Senior brother, please be gentle, they are all my clients."

His eyes were filled with chills, fearing that Uncle Jiu would break the walking corpse and make it difficult to explain to his employer when he got to the field.

"Stop talking nonsense and immobilize them first!"

Uncle Jiu stepped on the Tiangang, raised his hand and quickly formed a seal, raised his two middle index fingers, bit the fingertips, and touched the seal hall of the walking corpse, which is between the eyebrows.

For humans, the Yintang point is the upper Dantian. Guarding this point can calm the mind and calm the mind. For zombies, this is the place where the last breath of life penetrates. Once suppressed, the zombie cannot move.

The walking zombies are even simpler. They are just corpses that can jump and move. They can be subdued by using blood as a guide.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

In the mourning hall, Uncle Jiu punched and kicked the walking corpse until it became inhuman, and then added a finger to immobilize it.

Simu hurriedly bit off his fingertips and hurried to get the kill before Uncle Jiu. One or two failures were not a big deal, but if they were all broken, he couldn't explain it. Maybe he would have to pay extra for the order.

The two of them fought and grabbed each other, and soon all the zombies were immobilized.

Liao Wenjie did not participate. This Taoist technique, which uses blood as a guide to suppress corpse energy, was mentioned by Uncle Jiu when the three of them sat down to discuss Taoism. It stands to reason that the walking corpse is not very dangerous and this is the best opportunity for actual combat, but he still deliberately missed it.

Afraid of pain!

Not only does it hurt to bite your finger, but it's also inconvenient to wash your face. It's not worth it for a few walking corpses. Besides, Jiu Shu and Si Mu are not distinguished enough, so he won't steal the limelight.

"Senior brother, why are you so cruel? Your bones have been broken."

He checked the walking corpses one by one with four eyes and reattached the yellow charm: "Fortunately, the legs were not broken, otherwise walking would be a problem."

"These people are inhumane. If you don't use force, what should you do if you get bitten by them?"

"You are so powerful, so what will happen if you take two bites..."

Four eyes murmured, but Uncle Jiu pretended not to hear, and pulled the two naughty disciples and scolded them: "If you don't do good things, you have to act like a zombie... If you are restless all day long, sooner or later I will be pissed to death by you... "

"It's starting again. I don't know how long this lecture will last. Forget it, I won't wait for him."

Simu picked up the long banner behind the door, put on his Taoist robe, and said to Liao Wenjie: "Ajie, the dark and windy night is a good time. I'm going to take my client on the road. We had a great time talking today. Don't leave in a hurry. First I will stay in Yizhuang for a while, and I will come back in a few days, and then we can continue chatting."

"no problem."

Liao Wenjie had this in mind and nodded in agreement.

"Funny enough, if you encounter a wolf on the road, I will help you catch one."

After saying that, he shook the magic bell in his hand with his eyes and called the zombies to leave Yizhuang.

In the dark night, a row of shadows swayed in the moonlight, gradually moving away from Yizhuang with the ringing of bells.

…

Dawn, courtyard.

Liao Wenjie fed Erhei the leftovers from last night. When he saw Erhei grinning and not wagging his tail in gratitude as he protected the food, he knew that the white-eyed wolf was not mature enough and was ready to get rid of it as soon as possible.

Originally, he was worried that he was unfamiliar with the place, so he planned to exchange Erhei for the first pot of gold. Unexpectedly, he made a fortune from Uncle Jiu last night, and his wallet immediately became rich.

Now it is not a problem to eat big fish and meat for three months straight, but Erhei's mosquito meat is like tasteless food, and he can't stand it anymore.

"How about selling it to Uncle Jiu?"

Liao Wenjie frowned, not because he was trying to catch someone, but because he was thinking about Uncle Jiu from the bottom of his heart.

In a place like Yizhuang, if a thief loses a body, how can he explain it to his employer? If word spreads, it will ruin his reputation.

Why not raise a dog? The more ferocious the better!

"Ajie, someone invited me to drink tea, will you go?"

Whatever he said, Uncle Jiu showed up with Wencai. The two of them were dressed in beautiful clothes and dressed up as if they were on a blind date.

"Drink tea..."

Liao Wenjie thought for a while, raised his eyebrows and said, "Drinking tea or discussing business?"

"Brother Jie, Mr. Ren, the richest man in the town, invited Master to have tea. He asked Master some time ago and wanted to move his father's grave. Today is the second time. It must be for this reason." Wen Cai said.

Mr. Ren.

Could it be the famous Mr. Ren who turned into a corpse?

Liao Wenjie nodded secretly and turned to say: "Uncle Jiu, you have chickens and sheep in your yard, but you are missing a loyal dog to guard the house and the yard. Erhei is so brave and mighty that he is half sold and half given to you."

"Brother Jie, Erhei is a wolf, not a dog."

"Wild dogs are wolves, and domestic wolves are dogs. It's the same thing. Uncle Jiu, what do you think?"

I don't think it's appropriate.

Uncle Jiu shook his head: "Sheep and wolves can't be kept in the same circle. I can't afford to keep this loyal dog. If you think it's troublesome to keep it, there are meat stalls in the market. If the price is right, just sell it."

Uncle Jiu persuaded Liao Wenjie to take to the streets. On the one hand, he was worried that the livestock at home would be harmed by wolves, and he would not even be able to find chicken blood if necessary. On the other hand, Mr. Ren chose a foreign teahouse, the kind that is very popular in provincial capitals. He had never drank foreign tea before and was worried about making a fool of himself.

It's different when you bring Liao Wenjie with you. After all, he is a kid from a rich family who has studied abroad. He can also speak foreign languages ​​and he must drink a lot of foreign tea.

…

At the market, Uncle Jiu introduced an acquaintance to a butcher shop owner. Since he was familiar with the man, Liao Wenjie refused directly and wandered down the street.

Those who practice Taoism should stay away from the worldly world, and only then can they return to their origins and trace their origins after giving up their attachment to the worldly world.

But Liao Wenjie felt that secular life was good, especially the market in Renjiazhuang, without the hustle and bustle of a modern city. Everything he saw was fresh, and the more he walked around, the more he felt.

Uncle Jiu followed Liao Wenjie for a while and found that he was already late. He refused to tell the truth to save his face. He pointed out the location to Liao Wenjie and took the first step with Wenjie.

When Liao Wenjie arrived at the foreign teahouse, Uncle Jiu and Wencai each had a cup of coffee in front of them. Master Ren didn't see it, but there was a rich lady wearing a pink dress.

She is Mr. Ren's daughter Ren Tingting. As her name suggests, she is in her prime and graceful. It's just that the dress is too mature and doesn't match her youthfulness, it's a bit far-fetched.

Liao Wenjie thought it was unreliable, but Wencai didn't think so. The pearl necklace was white and big, making him look like a pig and almost drooling.

Ren Tingting was annoyed and wanted to improve her essay. Seeing that the master and apprentice didn't know how to drink coffee, she kindly gave them a warning.

He took a sip of coffee, a sip of milk, raised his head, added a spoonful of sugar to his mouth, shook it evenly, and spit out bubbles before swallowing.

learned. x2

Uncle Jiu lamented that foreigners were mentally ill for inventing such a weird way of drinking tea, and didn't think much about it.

"Uncle Jiu, Wencai, I'm late."

"Ajie, you came just in time. I ordered a cup of coffee for you."

Uncle Jiu pointed to the two empty chairs next to him, one for Master Ren and the other reserved for him.

"No, let's drink coffee at this hour...I would rather drink juice."

Liao Wenjie sat down, noticed Ren Tingting's curious gaze, raised his head and smiled.

Like many young girls, the moment Liao Wenjie raised his head, Ren Tingting lowered her head to avoid looking and counted the ants on the ground.

"Hey, this little brother is also your apprentice, Uncle Jiu?"

Master Ren walked over with a smile, and his eyes immediately lit up when he saw Liao Wenjie, secretly thinking that he is such a handsome young man.

Master Ren, Ren Fa, the name has an obvious meaning. Unfortunately, since he took charge of the family, the family business has been deteriorating year by year. Recently, he took a different approach and rushed to move his old father's grave, hoping to change the feng shui to change his predicament.

"Master Ren misunderstood, Ajie..."

After the introduction, Ren Fa asked Uncle Jiu to drink the coffee quickly, as it wouldn't taste good if it got cold.

Uncle Jiu smiled calmly when he heard this. He had just learned the excellent coffee drinking skills, and now he was not weak at all. He picked up the cup and started to rinse his mouth.

"Uncle Jiu, if you don't show your true face, it turns out you can drink coffee."

Liao Wenjie held Uncle Jiu's wrist. As he spoke, Wencai imitated Ren Tingting's procedure and drank the coffee as mouthwash.

"this……"

Ren Fa couldn't help laughing when he saw it. For Uncle Jiu's sake, he praised: "It's the first time I've seen someone drink coffee like this. It's quite interesting. I'll try it another day."

Wen Cai was dumbfounded. Uncle Jiu slowly lowered his hand holding the cup and said seriously: "Ajie, you have studied abroad, how about trying this cup of coffee."

"Oh, Ajie also studied abroad?"

Ren Fa asked further: "Which country did you go to, and what did you learn?"

"I have been in Neon and Europe, and I studied mechanical engineering, which is a natural science and technical science... blah blah blah... development, design... blah blah blah... a combination of theory and practice Applied disciplines.”

Liao Wenjie originally wanted to say mechatronics, but when he thought about the lack of automation these days, he decided to play it safe.

"Ah...that's it, Ajie is so awesome!"

"Yeah, life is scary."

Ren Tingting and Wencai were confused, while Uncle Jiu and Ren Fa nodded repeatedly. "Locomotive engineering, I understand. They often hear people talk about it."

"Uncle Jiu, the first step to officially drink coffee is to have a sip of ice water. It can not only clean your mouth, but also help refresh your taste buds. This coffee shop does not provide ice water, and the service is very poor."

Liao Wenjie shook the coffee spoon and talked about the skills of drinking coffee, which he had learned before.

The force is lighter than invisible and better than silent, which is very useful for flirting with girls.

“It’s not polite to blow coffee with your mouth, it’s not polite to hit the coffee spoon against the wall when stirring, or it’s not polite to scoop up coffee with a coffee spoon, and it’s even less polite to add sugar and milk to someone without permission.”

"Ajie, why are there so many rules?"

"It takes five years for a coffee tree to bear fruit. With the collection, roasting, and brewing procedures, it is very difficult to serve it on the table. Naturally, there are many rules."

Liao Wenjie said: "You should taste pure coffee for the first sip, don't swallow it in a hurry...add sugar, take another sip, and finally add milk..."

"As for the fact that coffee tastes good when it's hot, that's not always the case. For high-quality coffee, the aroma is reduced when it's cold, but the taste is not bad at all, or even better. This cup..."

He took a sip and shook his head slightly: "I can only say that everyone drinks it while it's hot and don't ask too much."

Although he said so, several people at the table did not move and did not dare to move for fear of making a fool of themselves in front of the experts.

"By the way, Uncle Jiu, this cafe is not that good. In addition to the average quality of the coffee, the service is not good enough and the cups are unreasonable."

Liao Wenjie commented: "A full cup may seem affordable, but in fact it is disappointing. The amount of milk is sufficient, but people who don't understand will feel nauseous if they add too much. It can be seen that the boss is just using the name of a foreign teahouse to fool people and defraud money." That’s all.”

Ren Fa looked embarrassed when he heard this. He was the boss who cheated money in Liao Wenjie's mouth, but he didn't say it.

"Uncle Jiu, why don't you drink?"

"Too much trouble."

"It's quite troublesome, so just give it a try. Ten out of ten people here are just pretending. Don't worry about what they think."

Liao Wenjie added sugar and milk to Uncle Jiu's cup: "Just take a sip and treat it like drinking tea. Remember to order some juice when you come back later...Forget it, it's not a good place. Don't come here next time."

"Um."

Uncle Jiu nodded. He felt that what Liao Wenjie said was very reasonable and he would not come next time.

"Master Ren and Miss Ren, please invite me too."

Liao Wenjie did not expose Ren Tingting's previous little tricks. Only beginners would use pranks to attract girls' attention. Mature men all know that it is easy to meet on WeChat if you leave a secret in your life.

Considering that there is no WeChat these days, we can only fight for Baomi Di.