Bird Dude Nie Bufan

　　 It's the spring season again.

　　Nie Bufan leaned on the lean on the second floor of the restaurant, watching the carriages passing by on the street, and exclaimed: "There are so many rich people!"

　　The news of the arrival of the goddess has been circulating since last year. Young talents from all over the country have gathered in Xishan City. Not only men, but also some boudoir women have come all the way to find a good relationship.

　　 Creek Mountain City has become a holy place for blind dates.

　　 Nie Bufan turned to Zhang Junshi and others and said: "The goddess has not shown up yet, how does she plan to choose her son-in-law?"

Zhang Junshi replied: "Palace Master Butian Palace sent someone to buy a manor in Xishan City and renamed it'Xinzhaoyuan'. Soon, young talents and Miss Wangmen will be invited to participate in the garden party. The ladies will be able to receive it as long as they have status Invitation. But there are only forty-nine invitations for men. Forty-nine jadeites sent by the goddess must be selected in advance before those who pass it can get it."

　　 "Screening? How to choose?" Nie Bufan looked curious.

　　 "It's hard to say, at least you have to have a good impression on Yu Cong, appearance and temperament is a prerequisite."

　　 Nie Bufan looked at Zhang Junshi, then at Li Yi, and nodded: "Well, the three of us at least meet this prerequisite."

Zhang Junshi shook his head amusedly, and continued: "Forty-nine jade members have an invitation card on them. They will choose people according to their preferences. Sometimes they just chat a few words, sometimes they make things difficult. But there are also several people who don’t. It takes so much trouble to get an invitation, such as the royal family."

　　 "What about you two?" Nie Bufan looked at them and asked, "Did you figure out how to get the invitation?"

　　 "I already have it." Zhang Jun really smiled.

　　 "How did you get it?" Nie Bufan asked in surprise. As far as he knows, Zhang Junshi is just a businessman.

　　 Zhang Junshi said casually: "I sold Xinzhaoyuan to the lord of Butian Palace."

　　 "So that's it." Nie Bufan looked at Li Yi again, "What about Li Si?"

　　 Li Yi didn't answer, just drank tea slowly.

　　 Zhang Junshi replied: "As Brother Li, I believe it already exists."

　　 "What kind of identity is Li Si, is it still the emperor's relatives?"

　　 "No." Li Yi said lightly, "It's just a family of officials."

　　 is just an official family? The corner of Zhang Junshi's mouth twitched. The Li family has been hereditary since the founding of the country. There have been three prime ministers, two generals, four Shangshu, and the number of official children below the fifth rank are even more numerous. The Li family, well-known for its loyalty and talent, has endured for hundreds of years and is the most experienced evergreen tree in the DPRK and China.

　　 Nie Bufan did not delve into Li Yi’s identity. He frowned and thought for a while, then entangled: "You all have it, and I can't fall behind."

　　 "Do you also want to find Yu Cong for invitations?"

　　 "Maybe." Nie Bufan nodded his forehead with a finger, and said seriously, "I suddenly thought that this kind of invitation should be stolen, right?"

"Steal?" Zhang Junshi said disapprovingly, "Do you know why there is only one invitation card for every Jade? Because each invitation card is unique, the stolen invitation card will be invalidated, and the person who steals the invitation card will also be cancelled. Eligibility."

　　 "Oh?" Nie Bufan said strangely, "In this case, I can steal an invitation first, and then replace it with someone else, so that I can solve a competitor silently."

　　 How dark are you?

　　 Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were speechless to him.

　　 "A little bit simpler, you can steal directly from the person who got the invitation!"

　　 "You better stop meeting." Zhang Junshi rubbed his forehead and said, "If you really want to go, I will help you find a way."

　　 Nie Bufan shook his head and said, "I want your help, doesn't it seem that I am too incompetent?"

　　 "Then what do you want?" Zhang Junshi rolled his eyes, "First remind you that you cannot use improper means."

　　 "Ann, am I such a person?" Nie Bufan waved his hand.

　　 Zhang and Li despised him at an oblique angle of 60 degrees.

　　 "Can anyone tell me where can I find Yucong?"

　　 "Hey, then there is one." Zhang Junshi pointed to a place not far away from the fence.

Nie Bufan leaned forward and saw a seventeen or eight-year-old woman walking towards this side. She was dressed in a light blue and silver-rimmed gown. Her hair was simply tied into a ponytail without any accessories. She looked very refreshing and neat. . Behind her, there were dozens of people not far away, probably servants of some young masters, who planned to see where this jade settled down so that he could come to visit.

　　 Nie Bufan raised his hand and shouted, "Girl Yucong, look over here, do you want to have a meal with us and have a chat?"

　　 yelled from this voice, and the surrounding suddenly fell into silence.

　　 Zhang Junshi covered his head. He had never seen anyone say something to Yucong like this. He was careless and unruly.

　　 The people downstairs also despise this stunned green in their hearts. If this can call Yu from the past, what are they doing so hard to follow?

　　 But what made everyone stunned next was that the Yucong actually walked towards the restaurant and actually went to the second floor.

　　 Everyone is petrified collectively.

　　 "Girl, please sit down." Nie Bufan greeted Yucong in, and smiled and pulled a chair for her.

　　 Yucong's gaze swept across the three people present and gave a secret compliment. One of them is graceful, one is cold and calm, and the other is like a spring breeze, all of them are superior in temperament.

　　 "I don't know how to call a girl?" Nie Bufan asked politely.

　　 "Jade never has a name, you just call me nineteen. How do you call the three sons?"

　　 "Under Nie Bufan." Nie Bufan arched his hands.

　　 "Zhang Junshi."

　　 "Li Yi."

　　 Yu raised his eyebrows since the nineteenth, and it was the first time he heard such a simple introduction. However, just looking at the appearance and demeanor of these three people, they must be no different from their backgrounds.

　　 "I don't know who wants the invitation card in the hands of Nineteen?" Nineteen asked straightaway.

　　 "I." Nie Bufan raised his hand excitedly.

　　 Nineteen smiled at him: "So how does the son want to get it?"

　　 Nie Bufan calmly replied: "Writing test martial arts, but according to the girl's wishes."

　　As soon as these words came out, both Zhang and Li showed weird expressions.

　　 "I can't think that the son is still both civil and martial arts." Nineteen did not pay attention to the expressions of the other two people, and just continued, "In this case, I don't care about the son's literary talent and martial arts, and I will give him a question."

　　 "Please speak." Nie Bufan was calm and composed.

　　 "I passed the market just now and accidentally lost the handkerchief. I wonder if the son can find it for me within a stick of incense?"

　　 "I wonder what the girl's handkerchief looks like?"

　　 "White silk paw with two plum blossoms embroidered on one corner."

　　 "If you find it, you can get the invitation."

　　 "If I am satisfied."

　　 "Okay, I will definitely help the girl find it." Nie Bufan agreed.

　　 Nineteen was quite surprised. The other party seemed confident. Looking for a missing handkerchief is like finding a needle in a haystack. Why is he so sure to find it?

　　 Nie Bufan stood up, clapped his hands, and immediately walked out two floral roosters in the corner. One of them was naturally a loyal flower girl, and the other was a beautiful “hero” who was a new member of Ji Wo Village. With its colorful feathers, it is the most colorful and proud brother among the chickens. Recently, because of a bad mood, Nie Bufan decided to take it out for a stroll to avoid depression and mess around.

　　 Two roosters suddenly appeared in the nineteenth house, their expressions were momentarily stunned, especially when seeing the colorful guy, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and he couldn't help asking: "This is?"

　　 "My bodyguard." Nie Bufan replied quite contentedly.

　　 "Oh, it's...very chic." It took a long while for Nineteen to come up with such a word.

"Please wait for the Nineteen Girls and I will be back soon. Zhang Sanjun and Li Sijun, please entertain the Nineteen Girls. If I can't find anyone when I come back, I will find Tutu to accompany you to sleep." Tutu is a hedgehog chicken, all over his body. Her feathers are hard and sharp, and her body will give off a peculiar smell. These two people absolutely can't stand it.

　　 Sure enough, both Zhang and Li had sinister expressions on their faces.

　　 After saying this, Nie Bufan led two chickens out of the room.

　　 After going out, Nie Bufan knelt down and whispered, "Did you smell it carefully?"

　　 The flower girl held her head high, she looked confident.

　　 "Well, you lead the hero to find it together, the sooner the better, if you are picked up, you are allowed to use force."

　　 Flower girl shouted proudly, raised her head and sniffed in the air, and then rushed out with the hero.

　　 Nie Bufan shook his hand at their backs and exhaled as if something was done. Then he turned to find a noodle stall, ordered a bowl of Yangchun noodles, and ate it leisurely. No way, he didn't have time to eat the food just now, he was really hungry.

　　 Just after eating two bowls of noodles, Ms. Hua and they ran back, still holding something in their mouths. Nie Bufan took it over and frowned, "It's not this one, but the one embroidered with plum blossoms. Do you know plum blossoms?"

　　 He drew a picture on the floor with chopsticks. Ms. Hua tilted her head to look at, then nodded cautiously, and ran away again.

　　 After a while, I grabbed another piece. This time the plum blossoms are there, but they are not white.

　　 then continued.

　　 For the third time, Ms. Flower got a bellyband...

After going back and forth several times, I finally found the target.

　　 White silk pajamas, with two plum blossoms embroidered on one corner, this is it!

　　 Nie Bufan opened his eyes and smiled, the time was just right.

　　 He returned to the restaurant triumphantly and handed the handkerchief to Nineteen.

　　 Nineteen's expression when he got the handkerchief was very strange, blue and white, hesitant. After a while she asked, "Where did the son find it?"

　　 "Bazaar."

　　 Nineteen took a deep breath, her fingers trembling, she didn't lose the handkerchief at all, this handkerchief should have been in her room! The reason she used to excuse the loss of her handkerchief was just to try the other's reaction.

　　Who thought he could really get his handkerchief? Doesn't this mean that he has sneaked into his room?

　　 Damn it!

　　 She has always been cautious when she goes out, and Bu Tiangong's clothes are also changed in other places. At present, few people know where she lives, even if they do, they will not trespass.

　　What's going on with this person in front of me?

　　 Do you really think you can get through with a handkerchief from her room? Delusion!

　　 "What's the matter?" Nie Bufan asked her strange expression, "Is there something wrong? Could it be your handkerchief?"

　　 "This is mine." Nineteen gritted his teeth.

　　 "That's good." Nie Bufan said with a smile, "So, can I get the invitation card?"

　　 dreaming! Nineteen yelled in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, you didn't pass."

　　 "Why?" Nie Bufan said unwillingly, "Didn't I find the handkerchief for you?"

　　 "Hmph, where did you find it, you know it in your own heart, why should I say more?"

　　 "I don't know!" Nie Bufan retorted without hesitation, "Don't you see anyone where you dropped your handkerchief?"

　　 "Don't pretend to be confused!" The 19th National Congress changed the image of the previous lady, and said angrily, "This handkerchief has never been lost!"

　　 Nie Bufan was silent for a while, and suddenly said, "So, your handkerchief has been in your room?"

　　 "What do you think?" Nineteen became anxious.

　　 "I really don't know this. I thought it was picked up by someone else. Who knew it was your room?"

　　 "You dare to lie! If you hadn't known where I was and had no clues, how could you find what I wanted so quickly?"

　　 "You look down on me too much, I never lie!" Nie Bufan replied confidently.

　　 Lie! Both Zhang and Li, who had been watching from the sidelines, had this idea in their hearts at the same time.

　　 "Knowing others, knowing the face and not knowing the heart, you said you didn't lie if you didn't lie?"

　　 "Then you want to do this?" Nie Bufan said in a straightforward manner, "I will never allow others to insult my personality casually."

　　 What is the personality of Bufan Nie? Both Zhang and Li muttered silently.

　　 Nineteen blushed and said fiercely: "If you want to prove your innocence, unless your chicken can speak! I will never give you an invitation."

　　 "Are you sure? Let the chicken speak?" Nie Bufan showed a deep expression.

　　 "Yes!" Nineteen pointed to the two chickens on the ground, "If you are really capable, let them testify to you."

　　 Nie Bufan picked up the hero, and said melancholy: "Your master is questioned by others, what do you think should be done?"

　　 The hero rolled his eyes and looked innocent as if he didn't understand.

　　 Nineteen sneered and said, "Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful. I've lost too much time here, so I won't be with you now."

　　 said, she turned around and was about to leave. At this moment, a sharp and weird voice suddenly came from behind: "Girl, walk slowly."

　　The nineteen figure had a pause, then turned around and saw that the colorful chicken was standing on the arm of the chair, and he raised his head and said, "I am a hero, hello girl."

　　 Nineteen gaped, pointing at the hero and trembling: "You are talking."

　　 The hero spread his wings, clucked a few times, and said: "Cheer up girl, do you need help?"

　　 This time, not only was nineteen sluggish, even Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were stiff as if they were struck by lightning.

　　 After a while, Nineteen left the room in a daze, while Nie Bufan took the invitation and turned it over with interest.

　　 Zhang Junshi and Li Yi looked at each other and couldn't help but ask about the talking chicken.

　　 Nie Bufan glanced at them contemptuously: "You have stayed in Ji'o Village for so long, but still have such a superficial knowledge of Ji'o Village?"

　　 The two were silent.

　　 "In Ji Wo Village, there is nothing but unexpected, nothing impossible. Everything is possible."

　　 Indeed, chickens can talk, what else is impossible?

　　 At this time, I heard Nie Bufan murmur again: "If you put this invitation card out for auction, how much money can you make?"

　　 Both Zhang and Li suddenly sympathized with the nineteen girl and her master just now...

On the other side, when Nineteen returned to his residence, he found that the room was in a mess. The cabinets and boxes were turned over. The clothes and silk paws were scattered all over the place. Sometimes they were mixed with a few chicken feathers and printed with a few bright marks. Paw prints. What's more maddening is her bellyband, bellyband, bellyband!

　　 Damn Nie Bufan! Don't let her meet again!