Bird Dude Nie Bufan

　　 When Nie Bufan woke up early in the morning, the two brothers were no longer there. He didn't care, and began to put on clothes lazily. As soon as he finished his outfit, I saw Li Yi leaning against the door and staring at him.

　　 Nie Bufan flicked a drop of **** in an extremely elegant posture, and then cast a wink at Li Yi.

　　 The depth in Li Yi's eyes disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to reveal an expression that couldn't bear to look straight.

　　 "Good morning!" Nie Bufan greeted him as he walked out the door.

　　 Li Yi hooked his waist and whispered in his ear: "It doesn't count that time last night. We will find a chance to practice in a few days."

　　 Nie Bufan squinted at him, and said earnestly: "For the sake of your physical and mental health, let's practice Tongzi Gong."

　　 Li Yi glanced at him up and down: "Are you still a boy?"

　　 "What about the boy's body?" Nie Bufan raised his head and said plausibly, "I am self-cleaning, and I can look forward to women."

　　 "Woman?" Li Yi raised his chin and said lightly, "You don't have to think about it in this life."

　　Nie Bufan doesn't care, he firmly believes that he is a normal heterosexual, and his unscrupulous words and deeds are just to increase the joy of life. How could a Li Yi stop his love heart that yearns for the harmony of yin and yang, the harmony of soul and flesh, and the unity of nature and man?

"What are you doing?"

　　 At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came from not far away. As soon as he entered the yard, he saw the image of Li Yi and Nie Bufan embracing each other intimately. It felt uncomfortable.

　　 Li Yi circled Nie Bufan motionlessly, and looked at Zhang Junshi with a declaration of ownership.

　　 Zhang Jun really smiled calmly and said: "Buffalo, I've got you some water, you go and freshen up first."

　　 "Thank you." Nie Bufan gave him a big smile, then pulled Li Yi's hand away and turned away.

　　 Zhang and Li stared at each other for a long time, and they declared war with their eyes silently, without giving way. It wasn't until the newly freshened Nie Bufan called their names in the kitchen that this battle without gunsmoke ended...

　　 The staple food of the whole village today is dumplings.

　　 Put the steamed dumplings aside, Nie Bufan stayed alone in the kitchen concentrating on the sauce, and suddenly heard a cold voice behind him asking, "Are there any vegetable dumplings?"

　　 "Yes, the two cages on the right are." Nie Bufan replied smoothly.

　　 "Thank you."

　　 Nie Bufan stopped his hand movements and looked back. There was no one behind him, but two cages of dumplings were missing on the table.

　　 The voice sounded familiar and unfamiliar just now, but it was definitely not a resident of Ji Wo Village.

　　 Nie Bufan walked out of the kitchen, looked around, there was nothing unusual, and said to a chicken beside the door: "Did you see anyone coming in just now?"

　　 Brother Ji took care of his feathers and ignored him.

Ok? It shouldn't. Who can break into the kitchen quietly and quietly, surrounded by chickens?

　　 Nie Bufan rolled his eyes and called Ms. Hua to smell the dumplings, and said: "Ms. Flower, take me to find this thief."

　　 The flower girl patted her wings, then ran in a certain direction, and Nie Bufan quickly followed.

　　 passed through the village and went all the way out of the end of the village. After another five or six minutes, Flower Girl stopped on a hillside.

There were no people around 　　, only two empty steamers were left in place.

　　 Eat so fast! Nie Bufan picked up the steamer angrily, and a master came near the village of the secret road, and he was a master who likes to be a thief.

　　Because of the treasure of the Treasure Saint, not only the four major families are dispatched, but other families also intend to take a share. They dare not openly enter the Ji Wo Village, but they will inevitably send a few masters to secretly investigate. It's just that the chickens in Jicoo Village are very alert, and anyone who comes close will be spotted immediately. So far, no one has been able to enter the chicken nest village silently, and can only watch from a distance.

　　 Now it seems that there is an exception.

　　 Nie Bufan touched his chin, thinking.

　　 was about to step back, and suddenly saw a chicken coming out of a small hole not far away with a shiny object in his mouth.

　　 Nie Bufan stepped forward curiously, snatched it from the chicken mouth unceremoniously, and looked carefully, it turned out to be a gold coin. A large ship with a peculiar shape is engraved on one side, and a circle of unrecognized characters is engraved on the other side, which does not seem to be the local currency of Yu.

Nie Bufan looked up and looked around, only to find that this mountain happened to be connected to the deep pool. If the pool is really the entrance to the treasure house, then this gold coin was obviously taken out of the treasure house. A thief hole was punched behind the mountain and directly entered the treasure house.

　　 In this way, what use is the key? Isn't it enough to excavate directly?

　　 Nie Bufan touched his chin, pondered for a while, and muttered: "No, this mountain is huge. To dig through it will not only take time and effort, but also destroy the landform... I can't let people do that."

As I was thinking, suddenly I saw that the chicken was going into the hole again, Nie Bufan grabbed its tail and dragged it out, righteously saying: "Little chicken, don't haunt it during the day next time. Know that there are often wicked people out there? Be careful to get caught and stew."

　　 Brother Ji jumped a few times in dissatisfaction, yelling.

　　Nie Bufan said again: "Did you move a lot of treasures out of it? That book is also your masterpiece?"

　　 Brother Ji raised his head proudly.

　　 "Deser." Nie Bufan patted it and ordered, "Take me to your lair. I have to see how many good things you have stolen."

　　 Brother Ji twisted, reluctantly.

　　 Nie Bufan punched it with his fists.

　　 Brother Ji then bowed his head, making a gesture of submission.

　　 Then, Nie Bufan followed it all the way to the village.

　　I was seen by Zhang Junshi as soon as he entered the village. He asked strangely, "Buffalo, where are you going? Where are your steamed dumplings? Why not serve them yet?"

　　 "I'm in a hurry, can you deliver me food?"

　　 "Hi, the cottage is here!" Zhang Junshi shouted.

　　 "I want to take it in the open air today." There was a voice, and people had already gone.

　　 "……"

Brother Ji brought Nie Bufan to a courtyard at the corner of the village. The location was relatively remote and uninhabited temporarily. Walking into the room, Brother Chicken jumped onto a wooden board and pulled a few times on it with his claws.

　　Nie Bufan lifted the splint and looked inside, only to feel dazzling. Pearls, jewels, gold and silver ornaments, ancient books and other treasures were placed in piles, and there were forty or fifty pieces, which is very valuable.

　　 He took out a black pearl casually, round and transparent, exuding a charming luster.

　　 Not bad, put it away. Nie Bufan unceremoniously stuffed it into his pocket.

　　 Brother Ji was furious when he saw this, jumped into the nest and spread his wings, desperately protecting his baby, a pair of corns looked at Nie Bufan vigilantly.

　　 "Hey, it's just a pearl. Is it necessary to be so nervous?"

　　 Nie Bufan despised it, then put down the splint again to cover the "stolen goods" inside.

After 　　, Nie Bufan began to consciously inspect the chicken coop village, and he really found that there are many treasures scattered everywhere, mostly small objects, which are not easy to detect when thrown in the grass. After a few days, he collected more than ten pieces in total. But obviously there are still many who do not know where to live.

　　 I don’t know what happened to the treasure house of the multi-treasure sage by these chickens? I hope that there are still things preserved the day the library was opened. The destructive power of these guys is beyond ordinary people's imagination. Especially after having a certain amount of intelligence, he is even more arrogant and lawless. Nie Bufan strictly ordered them not to openly swagger through the market during the day, and then temporarily put the matter down.

　　 In fact, Nie Bufan’s curiosity about the treasure house disappeared without a trace after he learned that certain aliens could come and go freely.

　　 Compared to this, he is more interested in the guy hiding in the dark, because this person has sneaked into the village many times to steal food, and the taste is light and only eats vegetarian dishes.

　　 There was a time when Nie Bufan deliberately made a whole meat feast, but the man only took away a bowl of rice and two eggs, and finally sent a basket of wild vegetables the next day.

　　 In order to find this person, Nie Bufan recruited both Hua Girl and Langya, guarding them inside and outside during the meal, and resolutely not letting go of a mosquito. Unfortunately, the result was not satisfactory. This person was like a ghost, without a trace.

Nie Bufan became agitated and began to change his method to make hands and feet in the food, add spicy vegetables to the vegetables, steam the buns in rice, make the vegetables like meat dishes, and make the meat dishes like stool... all the actions really make that ghost. It has disappeared for a long time, and even other residents in Jiwo Village have suffered. The taste buds are stimulated, or the appetite is lost when they see food that looks like stool. After a few days, everyone lost a lot of weight.

　　 "Nothing, do you have something to worry about?" Zhang Junshi finally couldn't help it. There was a plate of **** dishes in front of him, which looked like evil spirit purgatory.

　　 "No! I'm fine." Nie Bufan clamped the dish into his mouth without changing his face.

　　 Seeing a skull-like thing being chewed by him, Zhang Junshi felt his bones hurt.

　　 "If it's okay, why would these meals be like this?"

　　 "What's wrong with these meals?" Nie Bufan was unsure, "Don't you think it's unique?"

　　 Zhang Jun did a few laughs, this feature is there, but his appetite is gone.

　　 Li Yi sat aside with a cold face, holding his chopsticks for a long time without picking up any dishes, his eyes wandering around the dinner table, trying to find a relatively normal dish. It's a pity that he can't judge the ingredients of the dishes from the terrible appearance, and the rice is yellow in color.

　　 At this moment, I only heard the menacing footsteps coming from outside the yard. Not long after, Li Huai walked in unswervingly, and Si Chenyu and Shen Muran followed behind him. They were all suffering, too unbearable, and joined in protest.

　　As soon as he saw Nie Bufan, Li Huai shouted: "Nie Bufan, what do you mean?"

　　 Nie Bufan looked at him innocently.

　　 "What do you eat for us?"

　　 "Why, isn't it delicious?" Nie Bufan took another worm-like food and put it in his mouth, chewing squeakyly, and he was still aftertaste.

　　 Everyone at the scene turned their heads away at the same time, unable to look directly.

　　 "Say, what do you want to do?" Li Huai slapped the table fiercely.

Nie Bufan took a wet wipe, wiped his mouth gracefully, and said indifferently: "In fact, it's nothing. Recently, someone often visits my kitchen to steal the food I cook. Although I am open-minded and unobtrusive, I don’t want to ask. The little thief who took it is still very opinionated."

　　 "You mean someone sneaked into the chicken coop village?" Li Yi's expression was slightly cold.

　　 Nie Bufan nodded.

　　 "You mean that the reason why you made your food like corpse dirt recently is because of that little thief?" Li Huai gritted his teeth.

　　 Nie Bufan nodded again, and said seriously: "This is a very serious matter, and the meals I make must not be tainted by the Xiao Xiaoxiao."

　　 So you came to "defile" us? Everyone flashed this thought at the same time.

　　 Si Chenyu found a place to sit down, and said solemnly: "There are people from our four major families sitting in town, but there are people who dare to sneak into the chicken nest village. This is indeed a big deal."

　　 Shen Muran agreed: "Yes, we can't just sit idly by."

　　 "Second." Li Huai nodded indignantly.

　　 "Since everyone feels the same, let's find a way to find this person together." A dangerous smile hung from the corner of Si Chenyu's mouth.

　　 It's not an exaggeration to let them suffer the crime for so long!

　　Several princes and nobles’ children at the same time developed extremely strong hostility towards someone who has never shown up...