Bird Dude Nie Bufan

　　 Spring is a bright season, a season of rebirth, and... a season of estrus.

Recently, in Jiwo Village, you can see all kinds of strange courtship scenes, some are scratching their heads, some are singing, some are fighting together... Generally speaking, the most noisy birds are the most violent. They are mammals, and the most unsettled are reptiles.

　　 Chicken flocks made the village like a bazaar, chicken feathers and dust flying together, chaos.

The first person who couldn't stand it was Li Huai. This poor guy didn't know that the animals in heat were the most terrible. As you can imagine, he was so utterly shameless. As soon as he appeared, there would be a chicken that stumbled him. The relationship has reached a point where "the enemy does not move, it will not move, and the enemy will scratch it as soon as it moves." At this point, Li Huai had completely lost his temper, and never dared to act rashly.

　　 In the evening, the chickens in the chicken coop village began a long and crazy nightlife, and the screaming noise made the residents impatient. They have been insomnia for many days...

Nie Bufan, the heartless guy, was not affected at all. He slept until he woke up naturally, but he felt that he suddenly understood one thing. Recently, Zhang San and Li Si showed closeness to him because they were in heat. !

　　 The man without the comfort of a woman is Gimo. Nie Bufan expressed his understanding. So he decided to take them to the kiln to relieve his desire. But before that, he wanted to step on the spot first and find a brothel with a relatively high standard, where the women must at least have an upper-middle posture, otherwise the guys would look down on it.

　　 Do as he thinks of it, Nie Bufan quietly found the goddess and explained his intentions.

　　 "You told me this beautiful and beautiful woman to go to the brothel with you?" Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with a look of monsters.

　　 Nie Bufan glanced back at her, ah, like a flower, she is not beautiful.

　　 "What do you think?" Nineteen said again, "There are so many men in the village, why don't you just find one?"

　　 "With me, can they still attract the attention of other girls? In order not to lose their face, it is better to find you." Actually, he doesn't want to behave like a chick in front of others...

　　 "..." The corners of his mouth twitched, and after a long time he uttered a word, "The brothel does not accept female guests!"

　　 "You are no different from men in men's clothing."

　　 "..." At nineteen moments, it exploded and swelled, and I smashed something over.

　　 "Hey, hey, I was laughing." Nie Bufan hurriedly said, "I mean, are you not curious about brothels at all? Don't want to see how men are exposed under the offensive of beauty and wine?"

　　 Nineteen showed the color of emotion, but hesitated because of the reputation of the boudoir.

Nie Bufan worked harder to persuade: "As a woman, before you go out of the cabinet, it is necessary to have a thorough understanding of the nature of a man. Look at the handsome princes in our village, where is the nobleness of the past? Elegant look?"

　　 This is not forced by you! Nineteen cast a sideways glance at Nie Bufan.

　　 In the end, of course she agreed. The temptation to experience life in a brothel is really hard to refuse. She is not a compliant woman.

　　 The two agreed on a time, and after one evening, they made excuses and left the village. Nineteen didn't take her Yucong, and Nie Bufan didn't take his baby chicken.

　　 After getting dressed in an inn, two handsome young boys appeared.

　　 Today’s goal is the Xinghe Building in the south of the city. This is one of the three brothels in Xishan City. The other two are Yichunyuan and Yuxiuzhao.

　　 Nie Bufan and Nineteen had never visited the fireworks and willow alley. When they first entered this kind of place, they couldn't help feeling uneasy and a little excited.

　　 The old bust saw them coming in, and immediately greeted them with a smile. Her eyes were stern, and she knew at a glance that the two of them were of good origin.

　　 "Two sons, welcome to visit Xinghelou. Seeing the two eye students, it must be the first time to come?"

　　 "Yeah." Nie Bufan pretended to nodded deeply, and looked around, his eyes were full of Yingying and Yanyan, and his sleeve dance was fragrant, making people dazzled.

　　 "Then let me arrange a seat for both of you, and then introduce you to some girls?"

"Very good."

　　 Nie Bufan and Nineteen followed the old bust to the second floor. The second floor is much quieter than the first floor. Open the windows and you can see the first floor.

　　 The old bust called the girl to serve tea, and asked, "What kind of girls do you like?"

　　 "Don't mention the vulgar fans, I want the best." Nie Bufan said with a slight arrogance.

"Of course, it must be the best for the son." The old bustard smiled wrinkly, and said with a change of tone, "However, our Xinghelou's top brand is generally not easy to meet guests, it depends on whether the guests are sincere. Other famous flowers are fine. First introduce it to the two sons."

"Humph!" Nineteen snorted coldly, took out a silver coin from his sleeve, and said contemptuously, "As long as we are satisfied, we won't be stingy! You can just call your top card. I want to see what that card is. Special."

　　 "Hehe. Please wait a moment, both of you." The old bustard took the ingot of silver naturally and walked out with a bow.

　　 Nie Bufan gave Nineteen a thumb.

　　 Nineteen proudly said: "Small meaning."

　　 "I heard that the top brand of the brothel is both talented and talented. We will listen to the music later." Nie Bufan suggested.

　　 "Of course you can only listen to music, don't you want to stay overnight?" Nineteen looked dissatisfied.

　　Nie Bufan thought for a while, and said with a smile: "If you meet someone you like, I don't mind a handful of Wenxiang Nephrite."

　　 "Then I will tell Master Li about them."

　　 "Tell them what?"

　　 "Tell them that you carry their red apricots and go out of the wall."

　　 Nie Bufan snorted and said, "I really don't know what kind of messy things are thinking in your head, Hong Xing is out!"

　　 Nineteen rolled his eyes: "Don't think that I won't know about a few of you unless I go out. The hero has told me everything."

　　 "Hero?" Nie Bufan asked weirdly, "What did it tell you?"

　　 "It says that you are in estrus with two big friends every day."

　　 "..." Nie Bufan decided to go back and stewed it, "You believe what it says?"

　　 "Heroes cannot lie."

　　 "When did you have such a good relationship with it?"

　　 "The only talking chicken in the world!" Nineteen said with bright eyes, "Of course I have to take care of it."

While 　　 was talking, there was a sudden noise outside the door, and it seemed that someone was in the scene.

　　 The two looked at each other, and they didn't intend to go out to join in the fun, but the voice gradually approached here, and then the door was suddenly kicked open. Four or five men came in, followed by the old bustard and several girls.

　　 "The two sons, I'm really sorry." The old bust quickly apologized.

　　 "Are you the ones who want to pack Liu Yan'er?" the man headed asked.

　　 "Who is Liu Yan'er?" Nie Bufan asked.

　　 Nineteen shook his head: "I don't know either."

　　 The surroundings fell into a short silence for an instant, and they ran aggressively to make trouble, but the other party was completely absent.

　　 "Mother Xu, what's the matter?" The man in the lead said harshly, "Didn't you say they called Liu Yan'er?"

　　 "Yes, it is indeed them!" The old bust smiled reluctantly, and explained, "These two young men are here for the first time, maybe I don't know that Liu Yaner is our Xinghelou's top card."

　　 Nie Bufan suddenly said, "So she was called Liu Yan'er, where is she? Are you here?"

　　 said, the probe looked out, and his gaze swept over a beautiful woman who was supported by a maid.

　　 The man stepped forward to block his sight, and said in a nasty voice, "You listen to me, Liu Yaner is my Han Songling's woman, no one can call her!"

　　 Nie Bufan leaned against the table, looked at the young master up and down, and said lightly: "Since it is your woman, why let her stay in the brothel and bring her home directly?"

　　 Han Songling's expression changed, and angrily said: "My son's affairs are not your turn."

　　 "I don't want to worry about it either." Nie Bufan said, "But since Ms. Liu is the number one card here, then guests are eligible to see her as long as she wants. Mother Xu, are you right?"

　　 The old bust hurriedly smiled and said, "The son is very true."

　　 "What is it?" Han Songling scolded, "My son has booked her out." As he said, he drew a silver ticket from his arms and handed it to the old bustard.

　　The old bust hurriedly put away, and said with some embarrassment: "But, it was Liu Yan'er who ordered the two sons first."

　　 Han Songling took another silver ticket from his arms, and then looked at Nie Bufan and Nineteen in a provocative manner.

"Mother Xu, you can't do this." Nie Bufan said quietly, "At least I have to ask Miss Liu for her opinion. Since she is Xinghelou's top card, naturally she can't be impressed with a few dollars. If she has more money, she will go with whom, isn't it the same as the average vulgar fan?"

　　 "This..." The old bust was speechless and turned to look at Liu Yan'er.

　　 Liu Yan'er took a few steps forward, slightly blessed: "What the son said is extremely true, the slave family agreed to the son first, and naturally they should give priority to the son."

　　 Han Songling's face turned black, grabbing Liu Yan'er's hand, and said angrily: "What did you say?"

　　 "Hey, don't be rough, women are for pain." Nie Bufan stepped forward and stood in front of Liu Yan'er.

　　 "Go away!" Han Songling reached out to push Nie Bufan, and threw nineteen cups over, blocking Han Songling's movements.

　　Nie Bufan said again: "This young man, everyone comes to the brothel for pleasure, why bother to make yourself unhappy for a little thing?"

　　 Han Songling stared at him fiercely, turned to Liu Yan'er for a while and asked, "Are you sure you want to accompany them?"

"Yes."

　　 "Okay, I don't care about it!" After speaking, he turned around and flicked his sleeves away.

　　 This person is so stupid. He spent so much money in vain. I don’t know if I shove a person away, it will always be the same. Unexpectedly, he left without a few words, it was really chaotic and unfulfilled. Nie Bufan thought unkindly in his heart.

　　 The old bust breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, the two princes, let's go out now and let Liu Yan'er treat them well."

　　When everyone went out, Nie Bufan sighed, "It seems that this house is not working."

　　 "What can't you do?" Nineteen asked curiously.

　　 Nie Bufan whispered: "You didn't see this girl Liu has a good relationship, even if she is beautiful, it would be undesirable."

　　 "What do you want to do? Don't you just want to come to the brothel to see it? Do you really want to be in love with them?"

　　 Not waiting for Nie Bufan to speak, Liu Yan'er over there has already spoken: "Two sons, how about letting the slave family play a piece for them first?"

　　 "Okay, girl, please." Nie Bufan replied with a smile. It's a pity in my heart that this is indeed a beauty, with picturesque eyebrows, even body, and a voice like a crowing. It's a pity that when she sees her interaction with that Han XX, she knows that there is something tricky, and you can't introduce Zhang San and Li Si to those who belong to them.

　　 The melodious pipa sounded, but to Nie Bufan, who didn't know how to appreciate it, he was playing the piano. Nineteen sounds rather fascinating.

　　 Nie was very boring, and when someone came in to serve tea, he whispered: "Call some more girls in to serve." After that, they would inevitably have some money on them.

　　 A few girls left happily. Not long after, three or four gorgeous girls came in and leaned against Nie Bufan and Nineteen with a smile.

　　 Nineteen was surprised: "What are you doing?"

　　 Nie Bufan said: "Since I'm here, I have to get used to it, right?"

　　 Nineteen had a dark face and pushed the woman's hand away, stiff.

　　 Nie Bufan accepted it well, and hugged him from left to right.

　　 Liu Yan'er, who plays the piano over there, trembles with her fingers, almost out of tune. She probably hasn't suffered this kind of insult. In her place, she actually asked other women to serve her, and her top card was completely reduced to a singer.

　　 As the woman laughed and made noise, Liu Yan'er naturally couldn't talk anymore. She stood up whispering and suppressed her anger and said: "After you finish playing one song, please have fun with the two sons."

　　 Nineteen wanted to stop her, but didn't know how to speak, so he stared at Nie Bufan fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "Since you don't like it, why did you **** her from Han Songling?"

　　 "Stealing people is fun." Nie Bufan said innocently: "Unfortunately, she can only watch from a distance, not play with it."

　　 "Fuck you!" Nineteen annoyed, "If you want to play, you can play by yourself, I will go out first."

　　 "Hey, don't run around, it's not safe here." Nie Bufan finally remembered that they were girls.

　　 Nineteen heads did not turn back: "I have martial arts, much safer than you!"

　　 Nie Bufan shrugged, ignored it, lowered his head and smiled and asked the beauties around him: "What do you usually do? How about teaching?"

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