Bird Dude Nie Bufan

In the auxiliary temple, the national teacher Fan Luogang heard that Hexiang reported the disappearance of "Ouyang Crazy" with a sad face, and then received the emperor's order to keep his newly promoted priest "Wei Xiaobao" by his side for assistance. Investigate the whereabouts of a culprit.

　　 "Wei Xiaobao?" Fan Luo lied on the wooden couch, grinning. That guy was really troublesome. He was dragged away by the emperor after only an hour or two. He even dared to take a pseudonym. Did he think he was living too happy?

　　 "Sir?" Hexiang called out worriedly.

　　 "It's okay, don't worry about him." Although he has only met for a while, Fan Luo intuitively feels that this guy can't die. He really wants to see how the emperor can deal with him?

"It's a great honor for the emperor to give you a service book. You must not let down the emperor's kindness." The **** took Nie Bufan to a room and ordered, "Go take a bath and change clothes first. You have all your clothes ready. Up."

　　 Nie Bufan took a stack of clothes and asked humbly: "This father-in-law, what does the Servant do?

The **** replied blankly: "The so-called servant book mainly records the emperor’s daily speech and preferences, including poems, celebrity paintings and calligraphy, spices, etc., and is also responsible for sorting out books for the emperor, selecting suitable reading materials, and giving the emperor when necessary. study."

　　 Nie Bufan looked at the sky, hahaha three times in his heart. There are so many talents in the palace. Why should the emperor be so unconcerned to find him as a semi-illiterate servant? Read to him? Can the Three Character Classic work?

　　 After bathing, the neatly dressed Nie Bufan was taken by the **** to the emperor’s palace. However, he did not enter through the front door, but walked around from the side compartment into a small room no more than thirty or forty square meters. The furnishings of the room are very simple, only the table, the cushion and the four treasures of the study.

"When the emperor is in the palace, you stay here. The emperor didn't call you, just keep quiet and record quietly." The **** taught, "If the emperor goes to bed, you will work with other eunuchs to sort out the emperor’s table. Any calligraphy and painting must be properly collected. Then select a book for the emperor and place it in the upper left corner. Generally, the membership that the emperor has seen will be in the upper right corner."

　　 "Oh." Nie Bufan looked at this small square room, secretly curled his lips, and asked him to stay here. It is estimated that he will be suffocated within a few days.

　　 "In addition," the **** reminded again, "you must not touch any memorials and documents that the emperor brought back to the palace."

　　 Nie Bufan smiled and replied: "We must not touch it."

The **** nodded: "After doing this, you can go to rest, and someone will take you to the place to live. After the ugly period, you have to get up and wait in the palace. Sometimes the emperor will call you to go to the Royal Garden for a walk. , Listen to your studies or small talk. Although it is only a temporary post of serving books, it is necessary to be cautious in words and deeds. It is impossible to make mistakes."

　　 When he was talking about this, he walked into an **** outside and whispered: "The emperor has returned to the palace. I will not call to bed tonight."

　　 the preaching **** let Nie Bufan go, and left after a few more warnings.

　　 and the others left, Nie Bufan went everywhere, looking at the small window on the wall, bored.

　　 My ears moved, and I heard the footsteps of several people from far and near, followed by greetings and changing clothes.

　　 After a while, a few people retreated, and the palace fell silent instantly.

　　 "Wei Xiaobao, come out." The emperor said in a low voice.

　　 Nie Bufan stood up slowly, walked out from behind the screen, and bowed to the emperor who was sitting on the couch in accordance with the etiquette taught by the eunuch.

　　 The emperor looked at him up and down, and said with a smile: "It's pretty pretty in this way."

　　 Nie Bufan kept silent, watching his nose and nose.

　　 "Tell me, where are you from? How did you meet the national teacher? Why did he take you into the palace?"

　　 Nie Bufan glanced at him, and replied: "Xiaobao is from Xishan. He just came to Beijing not long ago and met a national teacher. As soon as he saw it, he took Xiaobao into the palace."

　　 "It's that simple?" The emperor could hardly imagine who Fan Luo would "just like before"?

　　 "It's that simple." Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.

　　 "Then why were you arrested as a thief by the guard?"

　　 Nie Bufan showed an unlucky expression, and said the whole thing in a few words.

　　 "Can you see his appearance clearly?" the emperor asked again.

　　 "No." But as long as there is that suit of guards, he is sure to find people out, but unfortunately he doesn't want to worry about this nosy, so the emperor has to worry about it himself.

　　 The emperor fell into deep thought and frowned.

　　 Nie Bufan thought to himself: In fact, he didn't care that much on the surface.

　　 "Can you play chess?" the emperor asked suddenly.

　　 "No."

　　 "How about playing the piano?"

　　 "No."

　　 The emperor sighed, waved his hand and said, "Then just read me something."

　　 He lay on his side on the couch, rubbing his eyebrows.

　　 Nie Bufan walked to the book table, picked and picked, skipped the words with many words, and chose a picture album.

　　 walked back to the emperor's side, opened the first page-drink, it is so delicious! It is directly a picture of men and women embracing intimately.

　　 "What's wrong? Why don't you read it?" the emperor asked.

　　 "The emperor, are you sure you want to read?"

　　 "Of course, read it."

　　 Nie Bufan cleared his throat, and said: "Di Shenren is quiet and happy for the spring night, and the heart is gone."

　　 The emperor trembled and opened his eyes suddenly.

　　 Nie Bufan turned to the second page, and continued: "Fight against the gums and fight, and the two go together in secret."

　　 "Although the body has a special smell, it is natural and natural." Nie Bufan shook his head and was very intoxicated. "When you love and kiss each other, you can enjoy a little bit of care."

With a whistle, the picture album in his hand was taken away, and the emperor turned his face calmly and said, "Are you actually writing lewd poems to the **** pictures?"

　　 Nie Bufan said innocently: "The emperor asked me to read, even if it is a wordless book, I must interpret it."

　　 "Can't you choose a book with words?"

　　 "This should be the occasion, just to relieve loneliness and troubles."

　　 The emperor snorted: "I really didn't expect the national teacher to choose you as a saint? He never disdains this."

　　 "Is it disdain or not good at this?" Nie Bufan asked sneakily.

　　 "What's the difference?"

"If it's just disdain, it's difficult to determine whether the national teacher is clean and self-sufficient or has experienced a lot of battles. Maybe he is looking for the realm of not touching the body among the flowers." Nie Bufan said with seriousness, "If he is not good at this way, The emperor should urge him at the right time to help him get involved as soon as possible, so that he will not be alone in the future and have no successors."

　　 The emperor was dumbfounded, unable to speak.

　　Nie Bufan said again: "Don't look at xing things in a strange light. This is very serious and common. As a compassionate minister, how can you not pay attention to the physical and mental health of the minister?"

　　 "Well... what you said is very reasonable." The emperor touched his chin and muttered, his eyes showed a bit of interest, "Guess, what kind of look does the national teacher like?"

　　 "The emperor grew up with the national teacher, and he should know him better than I do."

　　 "But I have never seen him look at a woman differently, not even a concubine Ji."

　　 "This shows at least two problems." Nie Bufan stretched out **** and said, "One is that he has a problem in some way; the other is that he likes men."

　　The emperor stared at Nie Bufan, and said uncertainly: "Like men?"

　　 Nie Bufan nodded.

　　 The emperor fell silent again.

　　 Nie Bufan is strange, why hasn't he considered the possibility of impotence?

　　 The emperor suddenly said: "For so many years, he has not been with any women, maybe he really likes men. In this way, he probably has no experience in this aspect, I really need to help him."

　　 "What does the emperor plan to do?"

　　 "Send him a picture book of Men's Acacia."

　　 "Good idea!" Nie Bufan extended his thumb and praised.

　　 "However," the emperor said in a weird tone, "neither the palace nor the folks will openly collect such books. They must be repainted."

　　 "Repainting?" Nie Bufan asked, "Is it a lot of time?"

　　 "No, find a painter to observe the drawing on the spot. At the level of a court painter, it's just a matter of day and night."

　　 Nie Bufan gave a thumbs up in his heart again, the emperor was unexpectedly fierce! Completely subverted his previous wise impression of him.

What made him stunned was still behind, and the emperor continued: "Before this, I decided to experience it myself. After all, I don't have this kind of experience, I don't know what it is like. If there is no sense of joy, then don't bother to help. What kind of acacia picture has been drawn by the national teacher."

　　 "Huh? Experience it yourself?" Nie Bufan widened his eyes.

　　The emperor looked at him with scorching eyes.

　　 Nie took a few steps uncommonly, pretending to be calm and said: "The emperor, do you need Xiaobao to help you call people?"

　　 "Come here." The emperor patted the couch beside him, so he said in his spare time.

　　 "No." Nie Bufan continued to retreat. Do what you say, do you want to act like wind?

　　 "Come here, don't let me say it a third time." The emperor threatened.

　　 Nie Bufan quickly ran back to the small room behind the screen. As soon as he was about to lock it, he was knocked back a few steps with a strong force, and then his eyes went dark and he was heavily pressed against the wall.

　　 "In my bedroom, no one can defy my orders."

　　 "The emperor, it is wrong for Zhan Ni to be licentious." Nie Bufan tried to preach.

　　 "Really?" The emperor pulled his hair apart, took a wisp of sniffing, and said in a low voice, "Then who was chanting lewd words to me just now?"

　　Who knows if you just say it, is there any dignity and reservedness for the emperor?

　　 "Fighting against the gums and fighting together, the two are secretly pushed together." The emperor laughed, "What is'two bodies in one", teach me how?"

　　 "The emperor is a wizard of heaven, where do you need someone to teach?" Nie Bufan rubbed along the wall like a crab.

　　 "Well said, then I will see if I can learn by myself without a teacher?" The emperor restricted his movements, picked up his belt, and ran his fingers across his neck.

　　 Nie Bufan trembled, and struggling: "The emperor, make a discussion, let Xiaobao go today, tomorrow I will compose some good poems for you to serve the country with loyalty... Ah!"

　　 The emperor hooked his leg, and Nie Bufan fell on his back, and then was crushed strictly.

　　 "I have a lot of loyal ministers, I don't need you to add color." The emperor tore open his shirt, revealing a white.

　　 He touched it with his hand, nodded and said, "It's not as soft as a woman, it's smooth and firm, and it's like the finest porcelain."

　　 Continue down: "The waistline is very beautiful, although it is a little thinner, but the hips feel good."

　　 Nie Bufan turned around, like a kitten being teased by his owner. He wanted to get out of the gap when he saw the gap, but he was caught every time.

The emperor 　　 was only a little interested, but he couldn't help but give birth to jjj when he was so pulled.

　　 He lowered his head and sniffed Nie Bufan's body, which was different from the powdery fragrance of women, with the bright sunshine and the freshness of vegetation. The first time I smell it, it's impressive.

　　His fingers follow the hip line and into the secret area, immediately feeling tight and hot, as if he can **** it in.

　　 Nie Bufan stepped back, squeezed his fingers out, didn't dare to turn around, stepped directly on his chest, and retreated with force.

　　 The emperor grabbed his leg, brought him with force, spread his legs, and moved closer again.

　　Nie Bufan didn’t know that the Emperor of Tang Dynasty was called the "Emperor of Love" outside, and his profligacy was as famous as the talent of ruling the country. As long as the beauties he likes, they will find ways to get them. Fortunately, he never acted on married women. Playing in the harem is innocent, but being cautious outside, it is barely regarded as lewdness. Because of this, the minister was not impeached too strongly.

　　Nie Bufan also made his own feelings. When he was lonely in the middle of the night, he showed the romantic emperor chanting poems to see **** pictures, and he still mentioned the love of men unconsciously, which greatly aroused someone's curiosity. When the unscrupulous emperor met the unscrupulous village chief, it was really a fire from the sky, and it was out of control.

　　Nie Bufan is also unscrupulous, but in terms of intercourse, he is far from the opponent of the emperor. After repeated fiddling, he was already weak and weak, and his consciousness blurred.

　　 The emperor slammed in. The feeling of complete engulfment made him intoxicated, reaching the apex every time, it was simply ecstasy. He was originally talented, and that thing was much longer than ordinary people. Few women satisfied him, but this time he experienced bliss in a man.

　　Thinking about it like this, I was even more excited and spared no effort to toss.

　　 In the narrow secluded room, the two bodies crossed and rolled, panting. The table case was overturned, the clothes were messy, and the fighting was fierce.

　　 Outside the door, the **** listened to the corner without changing his face, while dutifully recording...