The daily life of Buddhist texts

Oreki Gen put the fried bread bag into the garbage bag he carried, "What about you, you were punched by Hiratsuka-sensei?"

"No, I was punched twice."

Hikigu Hachiman's dead fish eye is very spiritless, but his state today is more decadent than ever.

Like a completely appointed dead salted fish, in today's sunny weather, it exudes faint sadness.

"Ms. Hiratsuka forced me into a club." Hikiya Hachiman said.

"What society?"

"Ministry of Service."

Oreki Gen thought for a while and replied:

"I haven't heard of it, but it sounds pretty badass."

It was so easy, Gen Oreki said such words with a handsome face, making the corners of Hikigu Hachiman's eyes twitch slightly.

But thinking of the many similarities between Oreki Gen and himself, Hikigu Hachiman's mood eased again.

What's wrong with a handsome guy being a pervert?

"Society under the snow." Hikigaya Hachiman added.

"Under the snow."

Oreki Gen recalled that beautiful girl who was as lonely as ice and snow, and in his impression, he met once in the corridor.

Yukinoshita Yukino is very famous in Sobu High School, she is very beautiful and rich.

The deviation value ranks first, and he is also excellent in other aspects besides studies. He is a super top student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor.

Her family was well off, and she was often seen commuting to school in a black limousine.

But because of various favorable conditions, she is envied by her peers, and because of her own personality, she has no friends.

The above content is all the messages that were forcibly poured in by the group next door who did not control the volume while chatting.

Oreki Gen thought for a moment, then said:

"Congratulations, joining the club, this is the first step in your campus love comedy."

"Don't say such things with a prophetic face."

Hikigaya Hachiman finished his bento cleanly and closed the lid.

This is a bento made by his sister occasionally on a whim. If you don't eat it clean, you will be scolded.

Hikigu Hachiman didn't want to be scolded, so he closed his eyes and ate the green peppers inside.

"What does the service department do?" Yuan Oreki asked.

"It's probably to help students solve various problems, but they should be trivial matters. If there are really things related to life, they won't come to the service department, right? So in my opinion, this club is more like It’s a nursing home, so you don’t have to do anything or think about it, just do what you like there.”

"It's so exciting."

"Want to join? Hurry up, there is a narcissistic super beautiful girl inside."

"Kidding."

Oreki Gen yawned, remembering Axe Nogi who was waiting in the security room for school.

Yes, today he also came with Axe Nogiyu.

The security uncle at the door was very adaptable, and he naturally imagined the identities of the two brothers and sisters. He kindly asked Fu Nogiyu to wait in the security room for Oreki Gen to leave school.

congratulations.

But in this way, Axe Nogi Yukai will be boring, right?

In fact, Oreki Gen didn't treat her as a puppet in the true sense, but as a living person.

After all, dolls don't bicker with humans all day long.

Letting a person stay in the security room for most of the day without doing anything would definitely make him bored to death.

At least Geno Oreki thinks so.

Before Oreki Gen also asked Axonogi Yujie to do what he liked to do, so he didn't have to follow him all the time, but Axonogi Yujie resolutely refused.

Reason: "Following the autistic brother is what I like to do."

Good guy, almost heartbroken.

So Oreki Gen noticed the crucial part of Hikigaya Hachiman's previous words.

"Helping students solve various problems."

"Bikigu."

"what."

"Can anything really be done?"

Hikigu Hachiman's hair twitched, "This sentence sounds so dangerous, it makes people feel ominous."

"I want a guy to have his own hobbies and do what he likes." Geno Oreki scratched his head.

"Is it an unforgivable sin to have no hobbies?" Hikigu Hachiman said.

"In the case of ensuring the material basis, hobbies belong to the spiritual level of the superstructure. They can make people lively. They are pretty good things. It's best if you have them, and it doesn't matter if you don't have them." Oreki source said.

"The word vitality doesn't describe human beings, does it?" Hikigu Hachiman was stunned.

Oreki Gen thought for a while, then nodded silently.

On the material level, Axe Nogi Yujie is not considered a human being, but she is a "human" in the eyes of Gen Oreki.

The definition of "person" is complex.

It's quite idealistic.

"All in all, is it okay to take me to the service department after school?" Oreki Gen asked.

"Well," Hikigu Hachiman nodded, "but you have to be mentally prepared."

"Is there something like a Kamen Rider hiding in the classroom of the Ministry of Service?"

"Will something so sacred appear in the real world?" Hikigu Hachiman asked back.

"Please believe in the existence of heroes." Oreki Yuan said firmly.

The two chatted without saying a word.

This friend-like atmosphere...

A girl huddled in a corner, the corners of her mouth raised, her glasses reflecting the sun's rays.

Chapter 12 Chapter 12 You Push the Main Line, I'm Going Home First

After school, Hikigaya Hachiman brought Oreki Gen to a very strange classroom.

The classroom sign is blank.

Hikigu Hachiman opened the door with ease, revealing the whole face inside.

All kinds of sundries were piled up in a mess in the corner of the classroom, all gathered together, making the interior look quite empty.

There are two chairs in the middle, and other than that, it is no different from a normal classroom.

A girl with exquisite facial features sat quietly on the seat, holding a small book in her hand, and heard the sound of the door opening, frowned her pretty brows, set her eyes on Hikigu Hachiman, and then wandered to on the visitor behind him.

Then his expression was obviously taken aback, and a look of surprise flashed in his ice blue eyes.

"This is Gen Oreki, he is here to seek help from the Ministry of Service."

Hikigu Hachiman introduced to Yukinoshita Yukino.

"Hi, just call me Oreki."

Oreki Gen nodded slightly.

Yukinoshita was stunned for a moment, then pointed to a chair in the corner of the classroom.

"Hikigaya, go and move it over to Oreki-san."

"Why me?"

Hikigaya Hachiman scratched his head and went to move the chair anyway.

Then another table was drawn, and two chairs were placed at one end, facing Yukinoshita Yukino.

Like a negotiating table.

Then there was a long silence, Yukinoshita Yukino did not speak, and the two on the other side also did not speak.

Hikigu Hachiman bumped Okigen with his shoulder, and said in a low voice:

"Oreki, you're acting weird today."

"What's the matter?" Gen Oreki was a little confused, not understanding what Hikigu Hachiman meant.

"You can talk to girls."

Hikigu Hachiman's dead fish actually showed surprise in his eyes.

It is a miracle of biology that there can be emotions flowing in the eyes of a dead fish, right?Maybe get a Nobel Prize.

Afterwards, I must inform Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka of this discovery, and there may be more emotional expressions if I punch two more punches on weekdays when I have nothing to do.

Oreki Minamoto's tone was flat:

"My language center is quite healthy. Who do you think is the person who usually talks to you, face hugger?"

Unknowingly, Gen Oreki found that his way of speaking seemed to be affected by Axe Nogi.

"No, I mean, don't you like men?" Hikigu Hachiman said with an expression of disbelief, in a volume so small that only two people could hear:

"You won't be deceived by Yukinoshita's face, right? Be careful, this woman is very bad."

What... You idiot, did you always think that I like men?

"Why do you guys believe in such weird rumors?" Gen Oreki held his forehead.