The daily life of Buddhist texts

Putting away the skull model lazily, the president sat down obediently, looking like a primary school student who was publicly criticized by the teacher in class, and was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the floor.

However, he soon regained his spirits and began to munch on the tonkatsu brought by the chef.

Oreki Gen took a bite of grapes, looked at Woyan Izu Lake and said, "Is he acting?"

"No, there is indeed a little problem with the central nervous system and thinking mode," Woyan Izuko said with a tactful smile, "Xiao Yuan can regard him as a mentally ill person with some talent."

"Psychopath." Gen Oreki repeated.

Hearing the conversation between Oreki Gen and Wo Yan Izu Lake, the president suddenly came back to his senses, and took out a few yellowed and old photos from the bag he was carrying, and placed them in a row on the table, The movements are as skillful as a dealer in a certain place.

"Xiao Yuan, who is your girlfriend?"

Oreki Gen glanced at the photo, stopped eating grapes immediately, and remained silent without speaking.

From left to right, the above photos are Hikigaya Hachiman, Totsuka Saika, Hayama Hayato, and Nishinomiya Yuzuru.

In the photo, Hayama Hayato is even in a bald form, and the warm smile of the sunny boy is crushed by the cold head.

"Do you only remember the short hair?" Woyan Izuko picked up the photo of Hikigani Hachiman, looked at it carefully, and found that the photo was a little yellowed, "It was deliberately old."

"This way it can be seen that I care more about Xiaoyuan," the president said confidently, "The subtext is that I have been paying attention to him since a long time ago."

"Then do you know which one it is?" Wo Yan asked Izu Lake.

"As expected of Xiao Yuan! There are men and women in the harem group!" The president gave a thumbs up, and then said with some hesitation: "But the bald guy inside is a bit inappropriate, I think he is a bit abnormal."

That bald head.

It seems to be referring to Hayama Hayato.

"Why?" Lying Yan Izu Lake tilted his head.

"It's weird to laugh." The president shook his head violently, expressing his dissatisfaction with Hayama Hayato.

Oreki Gen didn't speak. After eating the last grape, the chef brought up a freshly baked McDonald's children's set menu, and then the chef turned around without any muddling, and stepped into the kitchen again, with an elegant gesture like Is to enter the wedding hall.

He took out a French fries, dipped it in ketchup, and continued to watch the performance of the president.

"Although I don't have much resistance to gender, if possible, I still hope that Xiaoyuan can find a girl." The president changed the photo of Ayaka Totsuka seriously, "I think this girl is very good. Like a delicate lily, but also like a tough bamboo, just by looking at her appearance, you can tell that she is extraordinary! She is definitely an indomitable super beautiful girl!"

"Can't he see it?" Gen Oreki turned his head and asked Woyan Izu Lake.

"Normal humans can't tell Totsuka's gender," Woyan Izuko yawned, "but he can, so he said that on purpose."

"why."

"Maybe I want to make you happy. Don't think too much about the hearts of middle-aged men, they will become like them." Wo Yan Izu Lake reminded.

"Isn't Ryoko omniscient?"

"There are things I don't want to know."

The president here sang a one-man show without stopping, as if he didn't care about the audience's reaction at all.He played his, Oreki Gen and Woyan Izu Lake chatted about theirs.

After finding out that his tricks couldn't arouse Oreki Gen's interest, the president finally put the other photos aside, then picked up the one of Nishinomiya Yuzuru, looked at them for a while, and looked at the two with his chin propped up.

Oreki Gen and Woyan Izu Lake are still chatting about the weather forecast for this month.

This autumn has more sunny days, less rainy days, cloudy in the middle, and the weather will gradually turn cold. Lying on the Izu Lake, I asked Oregi Gen to remember to wear more clothes. Don’t just jump around in a sweater every day, so as not to catch cold.

"Excuse me, the two gods," the president interrupted, picked up the photo of Nishinomiya Yuzuru, swallowed and said, "Isn't this Kamome?"

Lying smoke Izu Lake smiled without saying a word.As for Oreki Gen, he took a bite of French fries, then took the char siu ramen in thick pork bone soup handed over by the chef, and pushed it to the opposite side of Izu Lake.

Saying "I'm starting" softly, Izuko opened the chopsticks, picked up a piece of char siew, put it into his mouth very ladylikely, chewed slowly, and blinked at Oreki Gen with his brown eyes, Ask him if he wants to eat some too.

Oreki Gen shook his head and continued to eat the children's meal.

"Well, are you listening to me?" The president looked at him, then at her, "I said, this girl seems to be Kamome."

"Are you listening to me?

"This Kamome is on two boats, don't you know, oh wait a minute, Atamaitai seems to be Xiaoyuan too.

"Then does this count as being in two boats, flirting with Atamaitai while falling in love with Xiaoyuan.

"My head is a little swollen, am I thinking too much?"

The president's nerves suddenly seemed to be broken, and he muttered to himself, with inexplicable words in his mouth.

After eating the French fries, Oreki Gen looked at Woyan Izu Lake and asked, "Is he sick, or is he playing tricks on purpose?"

"There's really something wrong with my brain."

Lying Yan Izu Lake smiled, punched the president into the wall abruptly, and then stopped the disturbing thoughts.

Chapter 388 Chapter 387 One more thing

The chef elegantly cleaned the floor with a vacuum cleaner, and then repaired the wall with brand new materials pulled from upstairs, with skillful movements like a professional worker.

The president who was lightly punched and lying on the ground unexpectedly did not cry, but fell into deep thought.

Oreki Gen and Woyan Izuko were eating freshly baked tonkatsu and chatting about work.

"Does Xiaoyuan bring more spiritual culture to the world as an Atamaitai? Xiaoyuan is really outstanding." Lying Yan Izuhu covered his mouth and chuckled.

"Just porters."

"Even if it's just a porter, it's amazing." Wo Yan Izu Lake paused, and then continued to laugh: "It's as long as the result is correct."

The process is not important to most modern people. The phrase "enjoy the process" is more of a spiritual pursuit.

The president who was lying on the floor next to him suddenly interjected, "Then did I do something wrong?"

"No." Wo Yan Izu Lake asked with a smile.

The president changed into a very casual posture, looking at the ceiling, his eyes could not be seen clearly due to the reflection of the mirror.

As the father of a scientist, the president installed a camera in Yuan Oreki's house in the past, and even entrusted Yukinoshita Yono to bring him paralysis gas, trying to use special means to bring Geno Oreki back to his laboratory for treatment .

Someone would actually do such a thing.

Afterwards, the president was hanged in the Polar Bear Pavilion by Lying in Izu Lake, crying ghosts and howling wolves all night, so noisy that the polar bears couldn't sleep well, and almost evolved into a panda.When the polar bear got up early in the morning and was about to slap this disturbing thing to death, he found that he had a propeller growing on his head at some point, and flew away with a flutter.

Oreki Gen wiped his mouth with a napkin and asked, "What exactly does this person do?"

On the surface, he is the president of the Assembly Club, but behind the scenes, he is a scientist of a certain research institute.

It's really strange that a character like Oreki Che, who only appears in cartoons, can survive to this day.

"It's a private research institute! It's a private research institute! It researches everything!" Hearing Oreki Gen's words, the president immediately regained his spirits, "Air cannonball dragonfly guinea pig special agent team is doing everything! Then you have to sell the products Throw it away, or throw it away in a random place, if you throw it away, you need to conduct human observation to see what the person who picked it up will do..."

Oreki Gen turned his head to look at Woyan Izu Lake, wanting to confirm the authenticity, but Woyan Izuko spread his hands, expressing that he was not interested.

While the president was boasting about the inventions of his research institute, the chef had already cleaned up the gravel on the ground and returned to the kitchen to prepare dinner.

"Speaking of which, does Xiao Yuan know what Ryoko does?" Woyan Izuko asked with a smile.

"Weird expert." Geno Oreki replied.

Oshino Baba, Kaimu Clay Boat, Shadow Seam Cosine, and even Axe Nogi Yujie can all be counted as employees of Lying Smoke Izu Lake.They are mainly responsible for dealing with supernatural phenomena. It seems that except for Bei Mu Nizhou, the other two weird experts do not charge money.

anyway.

It is said that when Oshino Bae-baa returned to District [-], she was hidden in a wine barrel and drifted along the ocean current for a long time before returning. In the end, she was discovered by fishermen at the pier in Hokkaido, and she walked all the way back to Kansai and continued her wandering life.

Weird experts are really weird.

"So you know our profession now," Woyan Izuhu changed the subject, pursing her thin lips lightly, "Do you also know how to communicate with the parents of the other party?"

"No." Gen Oreki shook his head.

"Why!" The president is not tall, and his voice is quite loud, "Scientists and weird experts! Masters of two different technology trees! If you say so powerful, the other party will definitely bow down..."

Before the words were finished, the president suddenly stopped talking in front of the slightly raised hand of Wo Yan Izu Lake, and then he carefully looked back at the wall behind him, and found that the chef had temporarily pasted a bandage on it, the bandage There is also a small red flower on it.

It seems that Chef has the potential to be a party kindergarten teacher.

After thinking about it, I found that the appearance conditions did not seem to allow it.The size and face of the chef may scare the children who have just entered school to tears, and they will not come to school the next day.

"Do you need our help?" Wo Yan Izu Lake tilted his head and leaned cutely to the side, "It's okay, but it's a little troublesome."

"Will it be troublesome?" Gen Oreki asked.

"Because I'm not very good at communicating with ordinary humans," Woyan Izuko smiled. "It takes a little time to adapt, and I will try to restrain myself."

"so."

"Don't worry, everything is on us."

The president who shrank to the side was suddenly stunned. After a while, he regained his senses, pointed his index finger at the tip of his nose, and asked, "Am I included?"

"If you die, it doesn't count." Lying Yan Izu Lake smiled.

"Received, received, received!" The president responded loudly, saluting Wo Yan Izu Lake earnestly.

After receiving the signal from Wo Yan Izu Lake, the president finally sat down at the table again and began to taste the boiled cabbage that the chef had just prepared.

However, when he saw the resolute and simple face of the chef, he turned to Lake Izu and asked, "Speaking of which, is Chef also a god?"

No matter what you do, you can do it well. You can fly a yacht and fly a plane to perform special missions.

He even cuts his head off.

Lying Yan Izu Lake replied with a smile: "It's just an ordinary person who lives and learns."

"A human who has achieved this level is no different from an ultimate creature." The president praised him.

The chef just came out of the kitchen, and after hearing the praise from Woyan Izuko and the president, he just smiled and gracefully saluted a British gentleman, and then gently put a brand new children's set meal on the table. In front of Oreki Gen, he nodded with the other two and returned to the kitchen.

The president looked at the children's set meal for a while, then at Gen Oreki, and asked, "Xiao Yuan, do you really like this so much?"

Oreki Gen swallowed the french fries in his mouth, and replied: "Yes."

"Oh oh oh oh! Xiao Yuan talked to me! Xiao Yuan talked to me! Xiao Yuan!! Oh oh...cough cough." A hint of impatience flashed across the face of the president when he saw the lying smoke Izu Lake After seeing the expression on his face, he immediately calmed down, as well-behaved as Orihara Rinya who had been hanged for three days and three nights.

The chef is particular about the order in which the dishes are served, but the intervals are constant. Everyone sitting at the table will have a new dish immediately after eating the current dish. According to different tastes, the menus of the three people will also be different. different.

After the final dessert was served, the chef stood behind Oreki Gen, waiting for orders.

The president, who was about to stuff the ice cream into his mouth, slapped his head and said, "Hey, there is one more thing."