Entertainment: I just want to be a small screenwriter

"Look at Xiaotong, and then look at you." Huang Lei said angrily, "Why are you all here to order a lot of troublesome dishes?"

"Last time when Chen He came, he ordered Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, but you are lucky, you can order roast suckling pig."

As long as he thinks of this, Huang Lei can't help complaining about Di Li, the show can really embarrass them.

"Just say one more word, do you believe that I will order a roasted whole lamb later?" Di Li threatened Huang Lei angrily, and said, "I remember that there is a sheep in the mushroom house, which was sent by my brother. Just right for roasting a whole lamb.”

"..." Now Huang Lei really didn't dare to say anything, and was threatened by Di Li.

On the contrary, He Jiong and Guan Xiaotong laughed and watched the care between the two teachers.

This is the PK between Nortel and Shanghai Opera.

"If you can do it, I don't object." Huang Lei was also very stubborn.

"If you dare to agree with me to kill Tianba, then I can really do it."

Di Li was not convinced either, so he just got on with Mr. Huang.

"I agree." Huang Lei smiled and stretched out his hand, indicating that he agreed with you to kill Tianba.

"Haha~" Di Li immediately understood, and reached out to shake Huang Lei's hand.

"What are you guys, Tianba is a member of our mushroom house, how can you eat it?!" Huang Lei agreed, but He Jiong disagreed. In his view, Tianba is a family member and cannot be eaten.

"Except for dogs, cats, parrots, and plowing cattle, I may treat them as family members. I will not treat any other livestock as family members, but only as rations."

Di Li said very realistic words, which are also agreed by many people.

What he said was right, pet dogs and cats cannot be eaten, this is the rule.

"By the way, Di Li, do you have pets at home?" He Jiong really didn't know about this.

"No." Di Li shook his head and said that he didn't keep pets.

"Why don't you keep pets?!" This is what He Jiong couldn't understand.

"Troublesome, strange." That's why he doesn't keep pets.

"Why?" Guan Xiaotong also really wanted to know why he didn't keep pets.

"To raise a pet dog, you need to apply for a dog license, take it out for a walk, take a rope, and bathe it. It's not because I don't like it, but because I find it troublesome. At the same time, I am often away from home and can't take care of it. it."

"¨‖It's weird, it's just weird, I usually feel weird when I kiss or kiss my confidante at home, with a pet watching from the side."

"After all, a pet dog is also spiritual, and its IQ is about the same as that of a child."

"It's kind of like making out in front of kids, it's very weird, it's awkward."

"Hehe~" After listening to his reason, I have to say that it really makes sense.

Guan Xiaotong also understood this deeply, after all, she did not miss Di Li's house.

Sometimes, they will show their affection directly in the living room without even going back to the room.

If you really keep pets, it is really strange to be looked at by pets, it is better not to keep them.

"I also like to play with pets, but I just don't have time to take it with me."

"Like my friend has a pet, every time I see it, I will play with it."

"Especially Hu Ge, once he invited me to his house for dinner, and when I walked in, I saw a group of cats inside. At that time, I thought: a 40-year-old bachelor is really scary, and he has different ideas about opening a harem."

"Hahaha~" Di Li complained to Hu Ge, which made all the audience watching the show burst out laughing.

"What is opening a harem, can you talk well." He Jiong couldn't help but reply.

"Really, Hu Ge has a lot of cats. At that time, I was joking, this one is Linger, this one is Yueru, ah~ that white one is Xiyao, and that very irritable one is Xuejian?"

"Haha~" Di Li said that everyone had a picture, and the audience in front of the TV clapped and laughed.

Even Hu Ge himself couldn't help posting on Weibo after the show aired.

Of course he couldn't laugh or cry when he was openly teased by this guy on the show. .

Chapter 1047 I didn't shoot the kiss scene, what to use to fall in love

"Huh~" At this moment, Peng Yuchang, who was covered in sweat, came out.

"Are you done with practice?" Seeing Peng Yuchang coming out, He Jiong asked him with a smile.

"Well, practice is over." Now Peng Yuchang was about to collapse.

"Hmph~" Seeing him like this, Huang Lei chuckled, "I really don't know if it means you met a good boss or a bad boss."

"Of course he is a good boss. A boss who can be so responsible will wake up in his dreams."

He Jiong is still very good at talking, and he praised Peng Yuchang for meeting a boss like Di Li, it really couldn't be better

"I'm going to take a bath." Peng Yuchang said that he wanted to take a bath.

"Don't take a shower, just finished exercising, sweating so much, the pores are open."

"Rest for a few minutes, take a rest before taking a bath, or you will catch a cold easily." Di Li still knows how to try this.

"It's cold." Now his clothes are soaked, and he just wants to take a shower quickly.

"Take a rest for two or three minutes when you are cold, otherwise you will take a bath after exercising and sweating profusely, and you will easily get sick."