Indeed, if it was Di Li, he could really do such a thing.
Of course, he doesn't do it to other girls either, he only does it to the girls he likes.
This is Di Li's character, he wouldn't be like this if he wasn't the girl he likes.
The audience at the scene were all amused by the behavior of Di Li's straight man.
Sure enough, it was still Di Li, and only he could do such a thing.
"It's really easy to get angry when chatting with him." Song Yan proved this point.
"Before, once, he went back to school and lived in school."
"I finished filming and wanted to ask him out for a late-night snack, so I sent him a WeChat message: Is it convenient for you to come out?" Song Yan said what he remembered, and said, "You know how Di Li responded. Is it mine?"
"How?" He Jiong stopped guessing, so he just asked.
"Di Li said: No, the dormitory has toilets."
"Hahaha~" After Song Yan revealed the answer, the audience burst into laughter again.
Including Yuan Yanyan, they all hid behind Song Yan, hugged Song Yan, hid their faces behind her and laughed non-stop
"Do you know how annoying it was at that time?" Song Yan raised his foot and kicked Di Li's instep as he spoke.
Di Li, who was stepped on, groaned, but he deserved it.
"At that time, I was so angry that I went crazy."
"When it's over, I'll send him a WeChat message: You know you're playing King of Glory at school every day, but don't you miss me?" It's okay for Song Yan to say that.
Di Li has made it public. If he wants to fall in love in the near future, Song Yan is one of the candidates.
So when Song Yan said that, there was nothing strange about it.
"In the end, Di Li said very straightly: I miss you so much, but I dare not look for you, I am afraid of giving you face."
"Pfft! Haha~" It's definitely a straight guy, and audiences all over the country recognize it.
As a result, when everyone was laughing, Di Li said silently: "One single trick every day."
"Hahaha~" The laughter was loud enough, but Di Li ended it perfectly, which made the audience laugh even more.
"No, why are you so straight, Di Li?" Wei Jia couldn't help it anymore.
"Yeah, how can you have a girlfriend if you're such a straight guy?" He Jiong didn't understand either.
Di Li, who was asked, smiled and said: "Then I can't help it. The boss won't let me fall in love. He said yes, I am an idol now, and I can't fall in love. If I fall in love, I will lose fans."
"So, I obeyed the boss's advice. In order not to lose fans, chat with girls as straight as possible." This is an excuse. If others don't know, the three of them still don't know.
"Yes, yes, you mentioned that he is a straight man chatting on WeChat, and I have met him before." Zhao Liying thought of something, and broke the news: "I had my period once before, and my stomach hurt very badly."
"I just told him, in fact, I just want some comfort."
"In the end, I acted like a baby and said: Di Li, I'm having my period, and the pain is so unbearable."
"Di Li said: Then you will give me a daughter."
"I was dumbfounded at the time. I'm on my period. Does it have anything to do with giving birth to your daughter?"
"Di Li said: My mother said that dysmenorrhea will be passed on to daughters, and it will not be passed on from daughter to son! Otherwise, do you think so many gentlemen want daughters? Don't we gentlemen love their wives?"
The laughter at the scene never stopped. Di Li's brain circuit is really strange, and you can't accept it.
The 130 male audience at the scene were already laughing badly, and Di Li's brain circuits confirmed the attributes of straight men.
"It's not over yet, there's more to come." Zhao Liying smiled and said, "I asked him: It's okay to have a daughter, but if I have a difficult delivery, will you protect the older one?"
"Di Li replied to me soon: Of course I'm safe. How can a person I've never met take away my beloved wife? She inherited the loan, not the throne; I spent millions to marry her. Concubine Ai, why is she? How can she guarantee that she will raise someone else's brat in the future?"
"Hahaha~~"
Di Li's brain circuit has conquered audiences across the country today.
The person involved was also silently smiling at this time, and did not refute anything because of this.
He has indeed said these words, and since he has said it, naturally he will not refute it.
The entire happy family once again felt Di Li's unique straight male attributes.
However, Di Li's straight-male attributes are exactly what everyone likes about him.
In life, many boys dare not be straight to girls, but Di Li set an example.
Women can't be used to it, the more they are used to it, the more they can go to heaven.
This is also why Di Li is liked by so many male fans, because he is enough to be a sand sculpture and straight enough to do things that they want to do to girls but dare not do. .
Chapter 597
"No, I have to explain this." Di Li stood up and wanted to explain.
"This woman can get used to it, but she can't be used to it all the time, or she will do it if she is too shameless."
"They make fun of me as a straight man, but I say nice things, do you know how they understand when I talk about love?" Di Li said to everyone while holding a microphone.
"What's the matter? Did you talk to him about love?" He Jiong wanted to ask him what he said about love.
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