Entertainment: I just want to be a small screenwriter

"You come to my house, my house doesn't give much."

"In our province, the per capita red envelope is 400 yuan." Song Yan reminded Di Li with a smile.

"Is it so little?" Di Li was very surprised when he learned that the average per capita was only 400: "The average per capita in our Shanghai city is 1500."

"The average person in my house is 800." Zhao Liying told Di Li, and their house is 800.

"That won't work either. Going to Song Yan's house twice is not as good as going to your house once."

Di Li's appearance of being addicted to money is really too silly.

At this time, Song Yan patted him and said: "Go to the capital, the per capita red envelope in the capital is more than 2000. If you go to the capital, you will get more."

No, Di Li's face was even brighter: "Yes, go to the boss's house, the boss is from the capital."

"If you go to her house, she has father, mother, uncle, aunt, grandparents, and grandparents."

"Normally, if it's 2000 a piece, I'll use my son-in-law to come to celebrate the New Year. At least it will cost [-] yuan, right?"

"It will cost 8 yuan a year. If you work harder and be sweeter, I will have the investment cost of a TV series." Di Li clapped his hands and said excitedly.

The happy family and the audience all laughed so hard that they couldn't stop laughing.

"It's just that there is no pork to eat at the boss's house?" Di Li was confused now, he wanted to eat pork.

"Hahaha~" After going around and coming back to her house, Zhao Liying squatted on the ground and laughed.

Zhao Liying squatted down, and Di Li followed suit, squatting beside Zhao Liying.

"Do you think it's okay? After recording the show, we can book a flight back home?"

Zhao Liying blushed from laughing, she didn't expect her boyfriend to be so cute.

Even begging for red envelopes is so fancy.

"Also, do your parents play mahjong?" Di Li squatted on the ground and asked Zhao Liying who was squatting beside him.

"Fight, every Spring Festival." Zhao Liying hugged her legs and looked up at Di Li.

"Ah~ Playing mahjong?" After getting this answer, Di Li said, "Playing mahjong for entertainment is less than 1000 yuan per person. That's mahjong entertainment and it's not against the law."

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"In this way, there are 4 people at a table, and each person pays 900 yuan; I won all three of them, which is 2700; it's beautiful, and I even have the money for the return ticket."

"Ahahaha~" Zhao Liying laughed even tears.

"It's not right. I eat pork at your house on New Year's Eve. On the first day of the new year, I will receive red envelopes for New Year's greetings. After receiving the red envelopes, I will play mahjong; if I win, I will leave immediately. If your parents won't let me go, then continue to play. This gambling will exceed 1000 , don’t promote it, don’t promote it, so they will let me go.”

"After that, I will spend another 200 yuan to take a taxi from your house to the boss's house in the capital."

"If you want a round of red envelopes, you can get tens of thousands, and then play mahjong with Da Mimi's parents. If you win a round, you will fly to Song Yan's house on the third day of the new year."

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"Hey, hey, after the Spring Festival, the red envelopes plus the entertainment funds won from mahjong can be used to invest in a TV series for me." This is Di Li's plan to win everyone from his wife's natal family.

"Get out!!!" Zhao Liying laughed and told Di Li to get out of the way.

Many people in the audience laughed and cried, Di Li was so much fun.

Most people really can't keep up with this brain circuit, so he was the only one who could come up with such a damaging move.

"Then why don't you go to Rong'er's house?" Yuan Yanyan asked his younger brother with a smile.

"No, Rong'er is from Lu Province. People from Lu Province can drink a lot. Don't ask for red envelopes. Just go to Lu Province for dinner. They can drink for a whole day. They didn't get the red envelopes. In the end, they were still drunk and passed out. Not worth it."

"Hahaha~" The reason given by Di Li made it impossible for everyone to find a loophole.

"Really, the last time Rong'er's grandma celebrated her birthday, I was invited by Rong'er to celebrate her birthday."

"Good guy, 12 people can drink a case of beer for three hours, and my brother-in-law and I have a pain in our buttocks."

"Rong'er's natal family can drink alcohol, but they drink slowly."

"My brother-in-law and I both drank half and half glasses, and they all took a sip. My brother-in-law and I drank three bottles, and they still have half of a glass of beer." Di Li complained, making many viewers in front of the TV laugh. can't stop

In fact, this is not complaining about Li Yitong's elders, but just lamenting that people from Lu Province can really endure drinking. No wonder Xu Zheng said that Huang Bo is Oboi when drinking.Second.

Chapter 600 It's New Year's Eve Only When You Have a Girlfriend

"Really? Are people in Shandong drinking very slowly?" He Jiong didn't know about it yet.

"It's true." Di Li stood up and answered He Jiong.

"Last time Li Yitong invited me back to celebrate her grandma's birthday."

"Drinking for four or five hours that day, there were not many wine bottles on the ground."

"In the end, I really couldn't sit still, so I sent Li Yitong a WeChat message: Hurry up and find an excuse to take me away. Your father and uncle drink too much, I can't drink anymore, I'm afraid."

"Hahaha~" I was afraid of these three words, and managed to make the audience laugh.

All five members of the happy family laughed and raised their heads.

"It's not just Rong'er's parents. I'm a handsome 19-year-old boy, but I can't even drink Li Yitong's 70-year-old grandma. My face hurts." Di Li said, covering his face with a serious look. His face hurts.

"Also, my brother-in-law told me secretly that day."