"Banggan, hurry up and take a piss!" Uncle Yi brought from Shazhu's house the bottle of Xifeng wine that they had finished drinking yesterday, which was almost a catty.
Stick was about to go to the toilet with the bottle in hand, when he suddenly stopped with embarrassment.
"I'm not peeing!"
One sentence stunned the audience.
Didn't pee?
How much do you have?
At this time, you suddenly stopped peeing?
One uncle, one aunt, the deaf old lady, He Yushui and others were very anxious.
"Bang Geng, it's important to save your grandma, save Sha Zhu and the others! You go and try! Try hard, maybe a little bit." Uncle Yi still persuaded him nicely.
The stick had no choice, so he quickly took it to the toilet and tried it.
I took it and took a look, but it was not, just a few drops.
The bottom of the bottle is not flooded.
"Hurry up and drink water, you must drink a lot of water!" Lin Weiguo said.
After all, this evil is not an ordinary disease, and the right medicine must be prescribed.Moreover, except for the third uncle Yan Pugui who is educated, the others are basically uneducated, and many are even illiterate.
I believe in some old sayings, old folk recipes.
Especially this bewitching is a bizarre thing.
Afterwards, everyone followed Lin Weiguo to the He Yuzhu Stove, and Lin Weiguo scooped out a full ladle of water directly from the water tank with a gourd ladle.
"Drink this scoop!" Lin Weiguo said.
But in my heart I am secretly funny.
It's a bad crime for you kid.
The stick was stunned.
This gourd ladle is a big ladle, and it is not enough to drink this ladle.
And it's winter, so cold water, why don't you drink it like a popsicle?
Qin Huairu saw it, and was also very anxious. If he drank this big scoop of cold water, would he catch a cold and have a fever?
She hurried forward to stop him.
However, seeing the staring eyes of Uncle One, Aunt One and others around him, he flinched for a while.
As soon as Sticky thought he could save grandma, he didn't care about it, because he just drank water.
Subsequently.
"Gudong Gudong Gudong..."
Everyone stared at the stick and drank water there.
After drinking nearly one-fifth of it, the whole mouth and face of the stick were frozen.
Think about it, this cold water pierces the throat and enters the stomach.
Gudong Gudong, one-fifth of it has been done, and the whole body is not cold.
After drinking one-fifth of the stick, the whole person was trembling.
I quickly planned to pee again.
However, when I tried hard, I still didn't feel the slightest urge to urinate.
Uncle One urged beside him.
"I still have to drink, hurry up!"
"Look at your grandma and silly Zhu, they are constantly twitching and jerking like that dried fish. The foam at the corners of their mouths is spit out everywhere, and the ground is wet. If you don't hurry up, they may be too late."
The stick quickly drank another fifth.
The whole person was shivering with cold.
I went to pee again, and there was only a little bit.
Seeing the hope, Uncle Yi hurried to Sha Zhu's house, grabbed a handful of the toffee and put it in the stick pocket.
As soon as the stick stem saw the toffee, it immediately became energetic.
He picked up the gourd ladle by himself and poured it again.
Gudong, Gudong, Gudong...
Another fifth went down, and now three-fifths have been drunk.
The stick went to pee again, but this time it didn't.
Uncle One was even more anxious.
What to do?Looking back at Lin Weiguo, wanting to get Lin Weiguo's attention.
However, they dare not.
After all, there is still a stick, there is really no way to wait for the stick, so go ask Lin Weiguo.
Uncle One took out a dollar from his pocket.
"Bangjiao, if you drink another fifth, this dollar will be yours." When Baojiao saw the money, he immediately got excited again.
Lifting his neck again, the gourd scoop was reduced by one-fifth again.
Good guy, I've drank four-fifths of it up to now.
At least two catties of water.
Stick trembling all over, he went to the toilet again, this time he finally spilled out.
Soon, the Xifeng wine bottle was one-third full.
gone again!
Stick stems are also embarrassing.
Only this.
Okay, one-third is one-third, emergency first, give it a try.
Uncle Yi took a Xifeng wine bottle containing one-third of the boy's urine, ran to the silly column, and was about to pour it into his mouth.
After seeing the stick, he quit immediately.
He quickly ran forward and snatched the wine bottle.
"This is my urine, I want to save my grandma!" This child, unexpectedly at this time, is quite filial.
Uncle Yi is the same.
After all, he did it, so let Jia Zhang try it first.
Afterwards, that third of the boy's urine was directly poured into Jia Zhang's mouth.
Jia Zhang was choked and coughed continuously.
One-third of the water was filled, but he didn't wake up.
Uncle Yi panicked, and quickly looked at Lin Weiguo.
"Not enough!" Lin Weiguo replied.
There was no way, Uncle One went to coax Stickong to continue drinking water.
However, stick stems can't be drunk anyway.
In the end, Uncle One had to take out another dollar.In this way, he was forced to drink the last fifth of the cold water.
Uncle Yi came to the toilet with a trembling stick. This time, the stick finally lived up to expectations and filled the other two-thirds.
Uncle Yi quickly ran back happily.
Ask Qin Huairu to support Jia Zhang, and then directly pour Jia Zhang down.
"Gudong Gudong Gudong..."
Mrs. Jia Zhang was forcibly poured urine into a bottle full of Xifeng wine.
"Cough cough..."
Jia Zhangshi finally woke up, no longer twitching.
However, the whole person was still lying there limp, with his eyes closed and coughing desperately, as if he wanted to cough out his heart, liver and lungs.
Everyone saw Jia Zhang woke up.
Immediately cheered up.
"This method is effective! Lin Weiguo is wise!"
"Indeed, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. This Lin Weiguo is their benefactor!"
"However, the little stick was doing well just now. I just drank a big gourd of cold water like that. Tsk tsk!"
Uncle Yi and the others hurriedly looked at the stick again, and pulled the stick to pee again.
But this time, the stick can't urinate no matter what, and he can't drink anymore.
Even his whole body went limp, and he lay on the ground trembling and vomited.
He drank too much, and he was still frozen.
There was no other way, so Qin Huairu had to pull him back first and go to the stove to keep warm.
In the end, Uncle One and the others had no choice but to look at Lin Weiguo quickly.
"Wei Guo, look, how about..." Uncle Yi said a little embarrassedly.
Lin Weiguo didn't speak.
Aunt Yi suddenly pulled him.
He immediately understood, and quickly took out a dollar from his pocket... After thinking about it, one dollar is enough to send a stick, but it is not enough to send Lin Weiguo, and then he directly took out five dollars.
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