Siheyuan: Eight-year-old orphan!The Jia family took my property

"Weiguo, if this is the case, I'll buy some of your boy's urine for five yuan!" Uncle Yi also had no choice.

The deaf old lady on the side asked Uncle Yi and others when Sha Zhu and Jia Zhang started to foam at the mouth. She had also heard of this kind of ancient prescription. Urine rescue, this time is also very urgent.

"Xiao Weiguo, the old lady will also offer five yuan. You just treat it as a help, saving lives is the most important thing. After all, it is a big yard, we can't just let them be so stupid!"

A bewitched person won't die, but he must be so muddled, and even go crazy, or even be stupid, and it will be even more pitiful at that time.

Seeing that it was already ten yuan, Lin Weiguo also spoke.

"Yes, it is possible, but I have some scruples. After all, the first way to save people was proposed by me; second, if I drink my boy's urine for Sha Zhu again, will he wake up... ..."

Lin Weiguo hadn't finished speaking.

A few people understood instantly.

This is to worry about Shazhu and the others suspecting that Lin Weiguo deliberately set up a trap to retaliate and was forced to drink urine, and then hold a grudge and take private revenge.

Uncle Yi quickly patted his chest, "Wei Guo, I, Yi Zhonghai, can guarantee this with my personality, and they will never. If they dare to retaliate because of this matter, I will be the first to spare them!"

The deaf old lady was also very anxious at this time, after all, it was her 'grandson' who was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth.

"Weiguo, my old lady can also guarantee that they will never dare, if they dare, I will beat them up to apologize to you!"

Lin Weiguo nodded.

That being the case, let's get started.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly and happily brought the Xifeng wine bottle.

Lin Weiguo refused. "There's no need for this thing, just carry Silly Zhu to the toilet."

Everyone was stunned.

What is that for?

"Use the second method!" Lin Weiguo said.

The second method is, of course, to wake up with a pee. In fact, the second method is the most effective method, which is fast and highly effective.

You see, Jia Zhang drank a bottle of boy's urine. Although he woke up, he still coughed non-stop, and he hadn't fully recovered yet.

As for the second method, once the spray is finished, the whole person will return to normal within 1 minute.

Chapter 114 Lin Weiguo Wakes Up Silly Zhu With Urine!The masters admire Lin Weiguo! [Kneeling for full order support]

Chapter 114 Lin Weiguo Wakes Up Silly Zhu With Urine!The masters admire Lin Weiguo! [Kneeling for full order support]

Silly Zhu was carried to the latrine, and Lin Weiguo asked everyone to avoid him.

Afterwards, he unbuttoned his trousers and poured hot urine on Sha Zhu's face.

For ten yuan, ask Lin Weiguo to take a pee to wake him up.

This is really cool!

Lin Weiguo of the later generations also said on the Internet that piss will wake you up, but he didn't expect it to be true now.

This feeling is really cool!

Shazhu's face, nose, and mouth were all covered with water.

A gust of heat instantly stimulated his entire facial nerve.

After Lin Weiguo finished spreading, Uncle Yi and others walked in.

Seeing Shazhu's urine all over his head and face, they couldn't help but almost vomited.

This is a bit unsightly!

Just when everyone sighed, Sha Zhu's eyes suddenly opened.

The whole person woke up instantly.

Afterwards, the sense of taste and smell came back.

After smelling the smell of urine on his mouth, nose and face, his gastrointestinal motility also started to work.

vomit! ! !

Shazhu felt nauseous for a while.

Then, he started vomiting like crazy.

Spit out.

This burst of vomiting vomited out all the fish, chicken, river prawns that I ate at night.

Spit upside down.

Miserable.

And Jia Zhang in the yard is also gradually waking up now, and when he smells the smell of urine in his mouth, his stomach suddenly feels nauseous, and he immediately lays down on the ground and vomits violently.

Until the two of them vomited acid water and their stomachs were empty.

This is the only trace of slowing down.

Only then did Sha Zhu raise his head 367 times with difficulty.

"Why am I in the toilet?"

"Why is there urine all over my face, head, and body? This...who gave this to me...vomit..."

After touching the urine on his head and face, he felt a surge in his stomach again, and immediately vomited again.

At this time, Uncle Yi saw it at the door of the toilet and walked in quickly.

Sha Zhu saw that it was Uncle Yi, and quickly asked in doubt. "Master One, I'm... I fell into a pit? Why is there urine all over my head and face?"

Uncle Yi was embarrassed to speak, saying that it was Lin Weiguo who woke him up with urine, fearing that he would fight desperately with others when he got agitated, so he quickly lied.

"No, you were drunk, drank so much wine, and accidentally fell into the toilet."

"But, but why is there only urine and no rice..." Sha Zhu expressed doubts.

"Oh, it stinks in here. Go wash it up, and ask so many questions, don't you want to fall down and make a face!" Uncle Yi quickly changed the subject.

Silly Zhu was right when he thought about it.

He quickly strode out of the toilet, went straight to the laundry sink in the distance, put his head in it, and rushed desperately.

On the other side, Jia Zhang also woke up completely.

After smelling the smell of urine in his mouth, he vomited again.

"Qin Huairu, why does my mouth smell like urine? What's going on here?"

Jia Zhang's face was gloomy, looking at Qin Huairu who was patting himself on the back.

Qin Huairu was taken aback, and was thinking of finding some reason to prevaricate.

At this time, Stickong, who had warmed up in the room, heard grandma wake up.He ran out quickly and came to Jia Zhang with a face full of credit.

"Grandma, you're awake! I saved you, I woke you up with piss! You drank a whole bottle of my piss, boy piss!"

Jiazhang was feeling terribly sick, when suddenly he heard BangGong say that he woke himself up with urine, and was also poured a whole bottle of wine.

Immediately, he became angry.

"You unfilial grandson, you actually urinated on me?"

"Snapped!"

With a slap in the face, the slap made the stick spin around.

This little bastard is not a thing either, he dared to pour himself urine.

Thinking of this, Jia Zhang once again felt his stomach overwhelmed and vomited.

Then, think of water.

He hurried straight to the laundry pool in the distance.

The laundry pool is where Qin Huairu usually washes clothes, and there is a faucet.

When he came to the laundry sink, he saw that Shazhu's head was stuck under the faucet, desperately rinsing his hair and face.

The icy cold water poured directly on his head and face.

'Did he get pissed too? Jia Zhang was puzzled.

But I can't wait.

"You goddamn idiot, get out of the way quickly, don't get in the way of my old lady!" Jia Zhang yelled and rushed over.

Ten claws stretched out and scratched Silly Zhu away, then put his head under the faucet and drank water desperately to rinse his mouth.

The two woke up.

At this moment, my mind is blurred, and I have amnesia, and the previous memory fragments will not be remembered for the time being.

Unless under certain stimuli, some fragments will flash intermittently, and then slowly recover.

And some special ones will be remembered, and some unimportant ones will be directly forgotten.

However, the two finally returned to their former selves.

Seeing the return of the mother-in-law who was mean to Shazhu, who was so mean, and who would repay her kindness, Qin Huairu was also relieved.

At least, the two of them won't get together again, embarrassing and disgusting themselves.

Although the stick was slapped by the mother-in-law.

but.

She feels it's worth it!

Everyone was happy when they saw that Mrs. Jia Zhang, who was arrogant and rude to the silly column, was back.

Especially the first uncle, the first aunt, and the deaf old lady, the busy work just now was worth it, and the money spent just now was worth it.

This Lin Weiguo is really amazing!

However, everyone also sighed in their hearts, they did not expect the eight-year-old Lin Weiguo to be so broad-minded.

Jia Zhang and Sha Zhu have always had trouble with him. He would save them so generously. It can be seen that Xiao Lin Weiguo must be a great person in the future.