Siheyuan: Eight-year-old orphan!The Jia family took my property

Immediately a worker from behind quit, and immediately shouted. "Qin Huairu, don't you see this is queuing up?"

Qin Huairu rolled his eyes at the man, then glanced back at Xu Damao, and shouted directly. "Xu Damao asked me to line up! Damao, right?"

A smirk appeared on Xu Damao's face, and he quickly put his hands on Qin Huairu's shoulders. "Isn't that right, Qin Huairu is my sister, I'm lining up for her!"

Qin Huairu felt Xu Damao's bad intentions and whispered. "Xu Damao is fine! Why is he so smart today!"

When Xu Damao saw it, a smirk appeared on his face again. "Sister Qin also knows me!"

Qin Huairu deliberately asked, "Why don't you buy some lunch?"

Xu Damao answered quickly. "That's not a word from you, Qin Huairu. I'll buy you lunch! You can eat whatever you want, and you won't pick and choose!"

Qin Huairu was angry. "Then thank you very much! I will repay you in the future!"

Xu Damao smirked. "It doesn't matter, whatever you think, I don't care!"

In order to take advantage, Qin Huairu directly agreed. "That `s a deal!"

Xu Damao was overjoyed. "Come on!"

Subsequently.

Qin Huairu was ranked 3.6, and Qin Huairu stepped forward directly. "Five white flour steamed buns, put them in my bag. One potato and one cabbage."

After putting it on, Qin Huairu turned around and left.

Liu Lan, who was eating dinner on the other side, shouted directly, "Where's the meal ticket, Qin Huairu?"

"Xu Damao will pay for me!" Qin Huairu turned around triumphantly.

Xu Damao took out the meal ticket and paid for it, then said. "One potato, two steamed buns!"

As I was talking, I suddenly felt something was wrong with my stomach.

The familiar air from yesterday came again.

not good!

Xu Damao's face turned pale, and he turned around to run away.

At this time, Sha Zhu came out from the room. He had something to do just now, but when he came back, he seemed to see Xu Damao and Qin Huairu talking furtively.

Immediately feeling angry, he hurried up.

Seeing Xu Damao turn around, he was about to run wildly.

"Xu Damao, stop!"

"Puff puff puff..."

A series of farts responded to Shazhu.

In an instant, the whole cafeteria burst into laughter.

Chapter 131 Xu Damao died in public, the fart king blows up the cafeteria! [Kneeling for full order support]

Chapter 131 Xu Damao died in public, the fart king blows up the cafeteria! [Kneeling for full order support]

Xu Damao was embarrassed, his face changed drastically.

With a flushed face, while holding the plate, he clamped his legs tightly, trying to run out of the cafeteria quickly.

Silly column happy.

Xu Damao turned into a loud fart machine gun again, and turned into a muffled thunderous fart king again.

It's not like Sha Zhu missed such an opportunity.

"Xu Damao, you're disgusting. This is a cafeteria. You've become the king of farts? Are you trying to get fucked?"

As soon as the silly column finished speaking.

A prophecy!

Xu Damao, who hadn't walked five meters away, suddenly felt unable to control himself, his eyes showed great panic, and then there was a loud explosion.

"puff!!!!!!!"

The whole cafeteria was silent for a moment.

Everyone stared at Xu Damao dumbfounded and in disbelief.

Xu Damao actually ran away in public! ! !

It was hit by Shazhu.

A khaki liquid visible to the naked eye appeared on the back of Xu Damao's trousers, covered with thin yellow dirt, and a stench permeated instantly.

Xu Damao died in public.

All the workers who were closest to Xu Damao, seemed to run away from the poisonous fog.

With Xu Damao as the center, there is no one within a five-meter radius.

"Xu Damao has diarrhea in public?!!! He's really disgusting!" 13

"Xu Damao is so shameful, such an adult has pulled his pants down. Haha..."

"How can people eat like this? The canteen is full of bad smells. This Xu Damao has polluted the dining environment in the canteen. It's disgusting."

"Xu Damao was sneaking around with Qin Huairu just now, kissing me and me, looking like he was enjoying himself, now he's ashamed, he really deserves it..."

……

Qin Huairu, who hadn't gone far, also saw and heard this scene.

This time, his face turned green.

She suddenly remembered that last night, when the stick came back and talked about Xu Damao's farting in the toilet, he was splashed with corpse rice by Sha Zhu.

However, she had something to do at the time, so she just smiled and didn't take it seriously.

Did not expect to come again now.

This Xu Damao actually farted in public in the cafeteria, and he farted so much all at once, not only that, but also had diarrhea in public, really disgusting, really disgusting.

Then, she heard everyone's discussion, and someone dragged herself.

Immediately, Qin Huairu regretted it.

You shouldn't have taken advantage of Xu Damao just now, you shouldn't have flirted with Xu Damao, now even you are affected.

So embarrassing.

Qin Huairu was so frightened that he ran away, leaving the place of right and wrong.

Silly Zhu over there was also dumbfounded.

What's the situation, Xu Damao has been prophesied by himself?

He actually had diarrhea on the spot! ! !

"Hahaha! Xu Damao, you have today, but you actually defecate in public, shame on you!" Silly Zhu let out a fierce breath.

It was over for Xu Damao, with so many people in the cafeteria, the whole rolling mill would know about it within half a day.

"Silly Zhu, I love your ancestor, I will never end with you..." Xu Damao's angry voice came from afar.

Xu Damao is blaming the stupid stigma for everything.

Shazhu didn't take it seriously.

As for Xu Damao, a corpse, I'm still afraid of you?I'm afraid that if you don't come, come and see how the Lord can kill you!

Xu Damao didn't even have time to eat, so he went straight to the toilet, stayed in it for a long time, used up all the straw paper, and even pulled it so that his whole body was shaking, a pair of calves were not his own.

Finally, he walked out slowly while leaning on the wall.

Xu Damao was ashamed to continue working, and he didn't even ask for leave. He found two broken cardboards from somewhere, tied them to his buttocks to cover them, and then ran out of the rolling mill and went back to the courtyard to change his pants.

Along the way, he was pointed at by everyone.

All faces are lost.

……

At the gate of the courtyard, the second aunt and the third aunt are chatting in the front yard.

"You don't know, what happened in the public toilet last night, hey, the stick yelled at the top of his voice, someone blew up the toilet, but it scared us!"

"What happened last night? I went to bed early and didn't pay attention." Second Aunt looked curious.

"Last night, I went to see it. It turned out that it was Xu Damao. He was hiding in the public toilet. That stinky fart was like a muffled thunder. It was scary."

"But really, is this Xu Damao so disgusting?"

"That's not true. Then Shazhu came and thought it was real, picked up a brick and smashed it into the cesspit, the corpse rice splashed all over Xu Damao, haha...uh..."

The third aunt was proud of herself, when she turned her head and saw Xu Damao at the gate of the courtyard, staring at herself viciously.

The third aunt was so frightened that she quickly shut up, and the second aunt also quickly shut up.

However, those eyes couldn't help but despise Xu Damao. 'Hmph, let you go to my house a few days ago and laugh at us for losing money to Lin Weiguo, now you are making a fool of yourself! '

Xu Damao didn't bother to talk to the two aunts, and ran directly to the backyard.

The second aunt and the third aunt saw the cardboard tied to Xu Damao's buttocks, and the cardboard seemed to be wet.

The two looked at each other.

Then burst into laughter.

"Hahaha... Xu Damao has done something bad again..."

"Xu Damao seems to be on the loose, and at this time, he should have come back from the rolling mill. It's so funny! My stomach hurts from laughing..."

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from a distance.

The second aunt and the third aunt were laughing again.

This burst of laughter made everyone in the courtyard laugh out loud.

As soon as He Yushui went out, he saw Xu Damao running wildly. The cardboard on his butt was twisted and twisted, which was extremely funny.

He Yushui laughed so hard, "I'm afraid that Xu Damao really messed up? You laughed so hard!"