Siheyuan: Eight-year-old orphan!The Jia family took my property

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Silly Zhu spent 13 nights thinking about Lin Weiguo's fishing today.

"This kid is really bad. There are so many fish, and he doesn't share them with the whole courtyard or Jia's family. He keeps them all for himself. How stingy!"

"He made a fuss on the ground all afternoon. If I hadn't given Sister Qin two eggs at the end, he would probably have made more trouble at night."

"At first, I wanted to improve my food at night, but now the eggs are gone, so I can only eat porridge."

The more Sha Zhu thought about it, the angrier he became!

"Lin Weiguo, don't let me find an opportunity in the future. When I find an opportunity, I won't kill you!"

"An eight-year-old exorcist, he /well/ has no conscience!"

Sha Zhu fell asleep after cursing and cursing, but was woken up by peeing in the middle of the night.

Because I drank two large bowls of porridge at night!

Thin porridge is easy to digest and diuretic, so you can imagine how anxious he is at the moment.

Silly Zhu quickly got up to go to the public toilet.

He was a man without a chamber pot, just put on his jacket, and went straight to the public toilet outside.

When Sha Zhu was about to reach the public toilet, he saw a small figure, who seemed to be eating something furtively.

Moreover, it looks like it tastes delicious.

"Isn't that... a stick? What is he doing in the middle of the night? Could it be that he is stealing something again? It's still so delicious?" Sha Zhu took a closer look and recognized it was a stick.

Stick is holding a bowl in his hand, and is eating something with gusto.

Running out to steal food in the middle of the night?

Good stuff for sure.

Sister Qin must have prepared some delicious food for him. He was afraid of waking up the two younger sisters to snatch food, so he sneaked out to eat;

"BangGou, it's so late, what are you stealing? It's so delicious?" Silly Zhu ran over, patted BangGou on the shoulder, and snatched the bowl from him.

Afterwards, I saw the stick turned his head, a golden yellow liquid circled the corner of his mouth, and a disgusting smell came over in an instant.

Silly Zhu was startled.

This smell...is the smell of poop/poop?

What is that golden yellow liquid?

Feces/water mixture?

Silly Zhu was shocked.

Then he lowered his head and glanced at the bowl under the moonlight.

Half a bowl of golden juice mixed with feces/poop, wobbly and extremely smelly.

Sha Zhu was frightened out of his wits.

As soon as he missed it, the bowl fell to the ground.

Stick had already eaten less than half of the bowl, and when the bowl fell to the ground, the curse came true and then disappeared.

Stick was shocked, and he woke up from his unconsciousness in a blink of an eye.

"What's in my mouth? It's disgusting, it stinks!" Bang Geng let out a mournful wail.

Accompanied by the sound of the sea bowl falling to the ground and shattering, and the mournful wail of the stick.The huge noise spread throughout the courtyard in an instant.Many people in the courtyard were awakened.

Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu woke up in a blink of an eye, and when they looked at the bed beside them, the stick was gone.

Suddenly startled.

Recalling the mournful howl just now, it seemed to be the sound of a stick.

"It's broken, something happened to the stick!"

The two were so frightened that they immediately lit the lamp, put on their jackets, and rushed out.

Uncle Yi and his wife both slept very lightly, and they were awakened by the sound of the smashing bowl and the mournful wail of the stick.

Immediately lit the lamp, put on his clothes, and went out.

Then all the lights in the house came on.

The Second Uncle, the Second Aunt, Xu Damao, Lou Xiaoe, the Third Uncle, the Third Aunt...all woke up and came out.

Naturally, Lin Weiguo got up too.

People who practice martial arts have more sensitive senses, and the stick screams. Don't think about it, it must be the effect of the curse backlash bubble.

As early as when Lin Weiguo came back from fishing, he wanted to see who in the Jia family would curse himself early in the morning, and who would be punished by the curse backlash bubble.

Unexpectedly, this punishment came so quickly!

Lin Weiguo laughed when he heard the scream of the stick just now, and it really was this white-eyed wolf.

Since you dare to curse me, you should pay the corresponding price.

Go and see his jokes.

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As soon as Banggen woke up, his previous memory disappeared in an instant. He felt his mouth was extremely smelly, so he touched his mouth and looked up.

It turned out to be feces/poop?

The entire circumference of the mouth is a feces/water mixture.

The stick terrified suddenly screamed. "Shit... Shit... Pooh, Pooh... How could there be/shit in my mouth?"

The stick is stupid.

Why are you here at night?Why is there /shit in my mouth?Looking at the sea bowl and the ground on the ground again, it is vaguely full of yellowish feces/feces.

This... this... the idiot, this villain just fed/shit himself?

Silly Zhu was also dumbfounded.

Did he really eat/poop just now?Still so delicious?

Thinking of this, Shazhu almost vomited.

However, when he heard the commotion of every household in the courtyard, Shazhu was terrified, and hurried forward, without caring about getting dirty, and covered Banggen's mouth.

"Bad stem, keep your voice down!"

As he said that, he held back his urine and pulled the stick, trying to take him to the shadow of the public toilet to hide.

But it can't be discovered by the people in the yard, and then the stick will be in trouble!

However, it was still too late.

Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu all rushed over, and saw Shazhu walking quickly towards the dark place of the public toilet with the stick on his hands, while the stick was covered and whimpered non-stop.

Jia Zhang immediately gritted his teeth in anger. 'You goddamn idiot, where are you dragging my grandson to in the middle of the night? '

When Qin Huairu saw it, she became anxious.

'What's the matter, silly column?Why is he taking sticks to the public toilet?Do you want to drown/dead the stick so that I don't have any worries about marrying him? '

At this time, Yi Zhonghai and others also rushed over, and saw Sha Zhu holding the stick with one hand, covering the mouth of the stick with the other, and walking quickly towards the dark place of the public toilet.

What a fool, what a fool at night, what are you doing with the stick?

Yi Zhonghai was also anxious, and immediately roared. "Silly Zhu, what are you doing? You still haven't let go of the stick!"

Silly Zhu was taken aback.

Finished!

Being discovered, there is no way to hide.

Immediately loosen his hand.

At this time, the stick rod took the opportunity to break free from his hand.

"Bah, bah, bah! Silly Zhu, you big fool, why are you feeding me shit?" Stick pointed at Sha Zhu, furious.

When Sha Zhu heard this, he was shocked.

I feed you/shit?

What is your brain circuit?

It was obvious that you were eating/pooping just now, but now you want to frame me?

I'm covering for you, don't let everyone see and laugh at you! ! !

Silly Zhu almost died.

Then he quickly looked at the crowd. "No...it's not like that...listen to my explanation, I didn't...it was him..."

Before Silly Zhu could finish explaining, Second Uncle saw a broken bowl on the ground.

Isn't this the broken bowl just now? ! ! !

So, he immediately picked it up and took a look. "Oops...this bowl is full of/shit!!!"

In an instant, everyone was stunned.

In the broken broken bowl is /shit!! !

Silly Zhu covered the stick's mouth, and forcibly dragged him to the public toilet! ! !

As soon as the stick broke free from the demon/claw, he accused Shazhu of feeding/pooping him! ! !

Check it out before and after, it's inappropriate to force/do/force/bao, is it fake?

Everyone was stunned.

Silly Zhu actually feeds/shits the stick in the middle of the night? ? ?

What is he trying to do?

Does he want the Jia family to be extinct?

When Jia Zhang heard this, his whole body exploded. "What? You who killed a thousand knives, you dragged my grandson in the middle of the night and gave him shit? I'm going to kill you!"