The third uncle Yan Bugui also stepped forward to take one, followed by the third aunt.
Yan Bugui will definitely not be left behind, how could he miss it if he has toffee to eat; moreover, in his opinion, this time it is definitely Sha Zhu's problem, it is Sha Zhu's beating stick that made his mind go crazy for a while, that's why.
Uncle Er, Aunt Er, Lou Xiaoe...all of them stepped forward to take the toffee.
then.
I saw three shameless people also coming forward, trying to fish in troubled waters and take one each.
Chapter 102: The stick terrier does not call himself!Lin Weiguo gave another big gift to the Jia family! [Kneeling for full order support]
Chapter 102 The stick is not self-inflicted!Lin Weiguo gave another big gift to the Jia family! [Kneeling for full order support]
Lin Weiguo was immediately amused when he saw the three shameless people walking towards the basin.
And so shameless?
When the stick was about to reach in, Lin Weiguo laughed!
With your determination, do you still want to trouble someone?
Isn't this asking for a face?
Lin Weiguo also made a small plan, asking everyone to tell you with actions whether there is anything wrong with this candy.
They were fooled, and it was self-defeating!
Qin Huairu hastily pulled Jia Zhangshi and Banggen, and the two licked their lips, and gave up reaching out with a look of reluctance.
This Lin Weiguo is too bad, he even used food to attack his heart!
How did we suffer?
Lin Weiguo didn't even open his mouth. Their first round of accusations has been completely self-defeating!
Uncle Er was eating candy while staring at Jia Zhang and the others with contempt. "How is it? Is there any problem with the white rabbit toffee? If there is a problem, we all have problems, so please stop making trouble for no reason!"
Jia Zhang opened his mouth, wanting to say something.
However, it feels very powerless.
At this time, the stick spoke again.
"There must be something wrong with your white rabbit toffee, because I saw a ghost after eating it!"
"I saw an old ghost in 083, another old ghost's pinhead, and a naked female ghost with bald skin, but it scared me so much that I fell into the toilet!"
The stick is still relentless.
Lin Weiguo sneered.
"Are you sure you saw a ghost?"
"Sure!"
Sticky for sure.
Everyone shook their heads again, did this kid eat too much rice?
Talking nonsense here?
What the hell?It's broad daylight, you're dreaming, right?
Lin Weiguo smiled.
This stick is really eating too much corpse rice. This is obviously post-corpse rice syndrome, and I don’t use my brain for everything!
Then fuck him!
So keep asking. "Then you said you saw an old ghost, who is it? Who does it look like?"
Stick stem without hesitation.
"That old green-skinned ghost with a green face and fangs! That old green-skinned ghost came out of a pile of windy and chaotic graves, short and fat, with triangular eyes... just like, just like my grandma! She was carrying The skulls of two children rushed towards me, I knocked the skulls over and stomped the ground, then knocked down the green-skinned old ghost and punched her hard!"
Everyone listened to the description of the stick, and then stared at Jia Zhang's swollen face.
Watch and compare.
Everyone laughed immediately!
The third uncle Yan Bugui opened his eyes even wider.
"Isn't this the Jia Zhang himself! While beating grandma, Bangjiu yelled at the old ghost, I'll kill you! And those two children's skulls, aren't they just two lunch boxes! I saw it with my own eyes at the time! "
Everyone suddenly burst into laughter.
The stick is in a hurry. "I hit the green-skinned old ghost, not my grandma!"
Jia Zhang was even more anxious. "Third uncle, is there anyone else who exposes shortcomings like you?"
Yan Bugui spread his hands. "What I said is the truth!"
Lin Weiguo suppressed a smile. "Then the last two?"
Jia Zhang wanted to hold the stick to stop him from speaking, but it was too late.
"There is also an old ghost's pin head, which is five big and three thick, and has a particularly high force value, just like the big fool who pushed me to the toilet. He lifted me into the air like a chicken and beat me violently. He slapped the two front teeth away."
When Silly Zhu who was standing not far behind heard this, he broke into a cold sweat, Linlin, I have become the pinhead of an old ghost!And it turned out that I pushed him into the toilet!
Hey, this child has no conscience since he was a child. If he had a conscience, he might not be a stickler.
Silly Zhu took a sneak peek at Qin Huairu.
Qin Huairu was so angry that she clenched her fists tightly and stared fiercely at Shazhu from the corner of her eyes, wishing she could eat him up.
Sha Zhu once again regretted in his heart, it was really too ruthless at that time, hey!
This time it was self-evident, the old ghost Pintou he was referring to was Sha Zhu, it was too clear.
One by one with a smile, they looked at the sticks and danced and described.
Jia Zhang sighed.
Finished!
It's all over!
Originally, I thought I could get some benefits this time, but I still came here to ask for a slap in the face!
Seeing that no one spoke this time, Stick continued to describe.
"Then I ran away. I was afraid that this old ghost and the old ghost's pin head would catch me, so I ran desperately. Then, I saw two caves. In front of one of the caves, I saw a man with no clothes on. The bald, white bone female ghost, charming and charming, pointed at the cave next to the Daxifang, telling me to go there. I was not fooled by it, so I kicked him over and fled. !"
"Then, I went out of the restaurant and saw a lot of braised pork..."
Having said this, Bang Geng was taken aback.
Suddenly, I thought of the colorful scene.
Suddenly, the stomach churned again.
"vomit!!!!!!"
Good guy, he led himself to the women's restroom while he was talking, and told himself that he was retching, what a genius!
Silly Zhu also thought of that horrible scene, and suddenly his stomach felt sick, and the acid water in his throat surged up.
As for the third uncle, Yan Jiecheng and the others, they hurriedly stopped them, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it later, it's too disgusting!!!"
They also felt nauseated.
Everyone laughed.
Looking at it this way, isn't that naked, bald female ghost with bones kicked over by a stick, not Qin Huairu.
The third uncle's family heard Qin Huairu's cry from a long distance away.
Looking at it this way, everything became clear.
The crowd immediately began to discuss.
"The old ghost, old ghost pintou, and bone female ghost mentioned by the stick are Jia Zhangshi, Shazhu and Qin Huairu! The stick must have been stimulated by their recent complicated relationship, so they went crazy like this !"
"I guess BangGou said that on purpose, just to wake up the three of them."
"Didn't you see that stick rode on his grandma, and the fist hit his grandma's face like a rainstorm, how cruel he is to their deformed relationship!"
"Shazhu used to hurt me so much, but today's attitude is like killing me. That slap slaps two front teeth away, tsk tsk, it hurts as much as it wants!"
"I guess I was knocked out, so I ran to the toilet in a panic! Hey, I can't imagine that scene anymore, it's so disgusting..."
……
Lin Weiguo sneered.
This is really self-inflicted!
However, I will give you another big gift.
"Second Uncle, Third Uncle, I want to call the police! Someone openly claimed that there are ghosts in our courtyard, and described them vividly. What a serious feudal superstition! It must be severely punished!"
"Also, Mrs. Jia always yells, Lao Jia and Dongxu take him away, she doesn't want to live anymore! This old Jia and Dongxu have already died, you cry like a soul, Isn't it feudal superstition thinking!"
Lin Weiguo finished speaking.
Everyone was shocked immediately.
Yup!
Looking at it this way, it is indeed the case.
The stick keeps saying that it's old ghosts, female ghosts, and other messy graves, and the wind is blowing.
Isn't this feudal superstition?
And that Mrs. Jia, who is usually Lao Jia and Dong Xu, take me away.This is called soul screaming, isn't it feudal superstition?
At this moment, the expressions of Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huairu, and Banggeng suddenly changed drastically.
Chapter 102 Lin Weiguo is a Ruthless Man!Revenge doesn't last overnight! [Kneeling for full order support]
Chapter 102 Lin Weiguo is a Ruthless Man!Revenge doesn't last overnight! [Kneeling for full order support]
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