Hong Kong Films: Make choices starting from girlfriend Yazi!

The fresher one was proposed by Xia Ning.

The more exciting one was proposed by He Luo.

In fact, He Luo just slipped his tongue and said it along the back.

"It needs to be fun, fresh, and exciting. You have so many requirements!"

Yu Li pouted.

After thinking for a while, Yu Li suddenly excitedly patted the table to show that she had it.

"This game is called Monopoly!"

Yu Li said triumphantly.

"Monopoly?"

Several people spoke in unison, and at the same time showed surprise and doubt.

Monopoly, everyone has played it more or less.

But the game of Monopoly doesn't seem to be playable with poker, it must have a chessboard at the very least.

......

There is no need for the 2D board of the real Monopoly game, at least there is a board similar to Ludo, with stoppers, and a description of the game penalty.

"We don't really want to play Monopoly, we are just a game."

Yu Li giggled and said, "I was on the street just now, and I saw a simple Monopoly chess game for children, so I'll go buy one right now."

"Where is it? Is it far? Let's forget about it."

Xia Ning said.

"That's right, it's fine if it's too far away, we're playing poker, and we're drinking anyway."

Wu Kai and Ding Peng also said with a smile.

......

But Yu Li didn't care about the crowd, she had already got up and was about to walk out of the box.

"It's not far, I'll be back soon, let's continue to recall the interesting things about going to school."

After turning her head and speaking to everyone with a smile on her face, Yu Li had already fled away.

In the box on the second floor, several people heard that Yu Li greeted the boss downstairs.

"Okay, then let's reminisce for a while."

Ding Peng said with a smile.

He Luo looked at Lu Zhilian with a smile, which made Lu Zhilian suddenly feel bad.

"Old Lu, we've talked about so many embarrassing things about going to school, why don't you tell one of yours too."

He Luo said to Lu Zhilian with a smile.

This was immediately approved by Wu Kai, Ding Peng and Xia Ning.

"What's wrong with me?"

Lu Zhilian chuckled, anyway, no matter how much you urge me, I just have no stories to tell, let alone embarrassing ones.

You are all old classmates, so it's fine to tell each other the truth, but this guy He Luo actually wants to take me with him.

Sorry, there are no doors!

Lu Zhilian picked up his wine glass and took a sip by himself.

That appearance is just like an old monk who has entered meditation without oil and salt.Dry.

Chapter 494

Good guy!

This shows that the oil and salt are not in.

The problem is that since He Luo is already going to drag you into the water, Lu Zhilian, how could he let you go so easily.

"In this way, Lao Lu, you don't need to tell embarrassing things, then tell us a joke."

"If we laugh, whoever laughs first will have a glass of wine."

"If we're not laughing, you have a glass of wine yourself. How about?"

He Luo continued to smile and look at Lu Zhilian.

Lu Zhilian looked at He Luo's malicious eyes, thought about it seriously, and then nodded, saying that there is no problem, just do as you He Luo said.

Isn't it just a joke.

Four of you, it's not easy to make one of you laugh?

This was what Lu Zhilian was thinking about.

After all, this request is much friendlier than asking yourself to talk about your own embarrassment. As for drinking, anyway, as long as someone laughs, it's not your turn to drink.

However, as a policeman, Lu Zhilian didn't notice the smile that Wu Kai, Ding Peng, and Xia Ning tried to hide after He Luo made this request.

It turned out that the game He Luo was talking about was their favorite game to play during their evening self-study at school.

It's just that the punishment at that time could not be drinking, but hitting the palm of the hand.

"Don't worry, let me think about it first."

Lu Zhilian told them not to worry, and then started thinking about making a joke.

Of course the few people are not in a hurry, anyway, no matter what you say, we will not laugh, so you just wait to drink.

At this time, Ding Peng had hoped in his heart that it would be best for Yu Li to buy Monopoly chess as slowly as possible.

In this way, Lao Lu can drink a few more glasses.

After a while, Lao Lu started telling jokes.

"Once upon a time there was a tree with two birds on it and a sheep under the tree."

"The sheep sleep under the tree, and the birds in the tree think the sheep under the tree are dead."

"So, one of the birds told the other bird that the bottom was itchy to death."

Lu Zhilian thought for a long time, and suddenly wanted such a one, so he said it.

only……

No one laughed.

In fact, Xia Ning and Wu Kai almost couldn't help laughing. It's not that the joke Lu Zhilian said is funny, but that the joke is really not funny.

It was precisely because this was not funny that Xia Ning and Wu Kai almost couldn't hold back.

Fortunately, I held back in the end.

"Drink, old Lu."

He Luo spread his hands to Lu Zhilian, signaling that the old Lu was willing to admit defeat and drink quickly.

Lu Zhilian didn't deny it either, picked up the wine glass in front of him, and drank it in one gulp.

"continue."

Just as Lu Zhilian finished his drink, He Luo smiled and motioned to continue telling the story.

"Why are you still talking?"

Lu Zhilian expressed dissatisfaction.

"We didn't laugh, so of course you have to keep talking, as long as one of us laughs, you can choose not to tell, or keep talking."

"So now you have to keep telling jokes."

He Luo said.

Wu Kai and the others also echoed, saying that this is the reason.

Lu Zhilian has nothing to do, he just needs to continue thinking about jokes.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There lived a little nun in the temple. One day the little nun..."

"It is said that there is a tigress in the forest. One day the tigress went down the mountain to look for food, and saw a big tabby cat..."

"Xiao Ming fell asleep in English class, and was woken up by the English teacher, and asked Xiao Ming to read the picture on the blackboard. As a result, Xiao Ming did not read English, but the Chinese that the teacher just translated under English..."

Lu Zhilian told five or six jokes in a row, but none of He Luo and the others laughed.

As a result, Lu Zhilian drank five or six cups in a row. In the end, Xia Ning couldn't bear the joke that wasn't funny at all. Finally, he didn't hold back and laughed once...

This saved Lu Zhilian.

Lu Zhilian, who was relieved, was so happy that he called Xia Ning to have a drink together.

"I just said my jokes can make people laugh, believe it now."

Lu Zhilian, who had a drink with Xia Ning, finally felt complacent.

in fact……

Xia Ning laughed because of Lu Zhilian's serious way of telling jokes that weren't funny, it was so funny.

"I mostly think you're funny."

Xia Ning couldn't help but tell the truth.

"Hahaha!"

"Haha, I want to say the same thing. I almost couldn't help it several times. It's not because your jokes are funny, Lao Lu, but because you tell jokes in a serious manner. It's so funny!"

Wu Kai and Ding Peng can finally let go and laugh.

At this moment, the door of the box was pushed open, it was not the waiter serving the food, but Yu Li who had returned from buying Monopoly chess.

"What are you so happy about?"

Seeing how many people were laughing, Yu Li asked curiously. 2.5

Who knew that when Yu Li asked such a question, several people laughed even harder.