Slimes also want to be evil gods

After transforming himself into the appearance of a clown, Ye Shenchen felt that there was no need to do so, but it doesn't matter what the appearance is, it just changed to an image with some memory characteristics that are obviously easier to transform.

"Next... let's start the game."

Ye Shen, who was ready, rolled his eyes twice, curled his mouth, and stared at the direction Detective Lunke was coming up, showing a subtle smile, a clumsy smile that failed to imitate.

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This building has obviously been around for a certain period of time. Going up the stairs, Detective Dolenk noticed that the walls had fallen off a lot, but these were all minor details. Detective Lunk took a glance and stopped paying attention .

"Splitting walls, rust, cobwebs, dust, dried cockroach corpses..."

However, although Detective Lenk only took one look at all of them, it seemed that he had memorized all the things on the corridor with one look, and he kept talking to himself while walking, and the things he said made people wonder if remembering such things was real. Can it be of any use?

"No footprints, no recent traces of stepping in, the latest footprints are at least three weeks ago..."

Before stepping onto the road leading to the roof, Detective Lenk took a closer look around and came to an interesting conclusion. The stairs leading to the roof had no signs of anyone passing by recently, nor did this apartment. Other passages leading to the roof, that is to say, theoretically speaking, it is impossible for people to be right on the roof.

"Interesting, really interesting, what monster will I meet after opening the door? Looking forward, really looking forward..."

Although there is no basis, I don't know why Detective Lunk is convinced that there is something above the stairs. This is an intuition he has dealt with this kind of incident for many years. It is very unscientific but almost correct.

Probably because there were no other police officers present, Detective Lenk showed a completely different face from before.If it was a poker face with no expression just now, it is a poker face with a smile now.

The next moment, he opened the door to the top floor with this stiff smile on his face.

Crack...crack...crack...

The moment Detective Lenk opened the door on the roof, someone clapped his hands suddenly in front of him, as if welcoming him.

"Who are you?"

Detective Lunke restrained the smile on his face at the first second of the applause, turned his gaze to the direction of the sound, and naturally saw the strange Ye Shen Shen directly in front of him.

"No, no, no, you shouldn't ask who I am, you should ask... what I am."

After hearing Detective Lunke's question, Ye Shenchen opened his arms in front of him, but only moved the palm of his hand, stretching out his arms to let his palm swing left and right while asking Detective Lunke back.

"…………what are you?"

After listening to Ye Shen's words, Lenke stared at it for nearly 20 seconds, then observed the environment on the roof, and after confirming that there was no other way except the direction he came in, he repeated Ye Shen's words like repeating the reading. Shen's words.

"That's it? Are you a gramophone that can only repeat?"

However, after hearing Detective Lenk repeat its question, Ye Shenchen didn't answer him at all. It scratched its head in disappointment, then scratched its face, and after scratching, its face was covered with foundation. When it was exposed, he shrugged and walked towards Detective Lunk, then took out a playing card from his pocket and handed it to Detective Lunk.

It was a very ordinary playing card, a very ordinary clown playing card, at least Detective Lenk didn't feel any supernatural power on this playing card.

"JOKER (clown)?"

After observing the playing card for a long time, Detective Lunk still couldn't see any mystery, but considering Ye Shenchen's image at the moment, he tried to use the meaning of the playing card itself to answer.

"JOKER (clown)?" Ye Shenchen tilted his head and squinted at Detective Lunke, asked suspiciously, then suddenly realized, clapped his hands violently, and said at the same time, "Yes, yes, I am JOKER!"

"I see, JOKER (clown)......"

Looking at Ye Shen Shen who was behaving strangely in front of him, Detective Lunke's fingers on both hands suddenly tapped without warning.

Immediately, the moment Detective Lenk did this, a large number of clown playing cards poured out from under Ye Shenchen's feet, and they stuck to Ye Shenchen's body as if with self-awareness, and drowned before Ye Shenchen made the next move it.

After a while, the place where Ye Shen Shen was originally was piled up into a square cube by a large number of clown playing cards, and the boastful Ye Shen Shen in front of Detective Lenk disappeared.

"A vengeful spirit with a real body? Or is it a prank of ordinary people? Forget it, it's too troublesome to distinguish and take it back to make those people a headache."

After confirming that Ye Shen Shen was sealed into the cube cage created by him, Detective Lenk stretched his arm towards the poker cube, as if he wanted to take it away, that is, at this moment.

“Jack the Clown's Kitchen Surprise!”

The moment Detective Lenk touched the poker cube, a very strange sound suddenly came from inside the poker cube, just like a TV narration in the 80s and 90s.

At the same time, at the moment when the narration sound appeared, the huge poker cube in front of Detective Lenk shook strangely a few times. The rough and messy poker cube instantly changed into something similar to a screen, and a cartoon-style image suddenly appeared on the screen of this cube.

The character that appeared on the screen was a clown, exactly the same as Ya Shen who had just been imprisoned in the poker cube by Detective Lenk.

I saw this cartoon-style clown take out a rusty knife outside the screen, and said to the audience outside the screen with a smile on his face:

"Today, Jack the Clown is going to teach you how to self-eat while awake."

Chapter 72 Breaking in

"Bolton, Bolton, where are you, it's time for lunch soon...... Ah, my little Bolton fell asleep."

In an ordinary room, Martha Ingram tried to get her child to come over for dinner as usual, but unexpectedly found that his child Burton fell asleep at some point, and was lying on the side with his eyes closed. .

This is a room full of children's interest. There are various cartoon wallpapers on the wall, and a lot of children's favorite toys are piled up on the right side of the room, which looks a bit messy.

On the left side of the room is a large wardrobe with a mirror. Judging from the crayon marks left on the wardrobe, Bolton is obviously a more active child.

"Did Bolton sleep well last night?"

Behind Martha Ingram, her husband came over and asked with some doubts when he saw the child lying on the floor.

"Bolton went to bed at nine o'clock last night, but it's normal for a child to sleep when he's tired."

"Then lunch..."

"Let's eat first, Bolton's and I'll heat him up when he wakes up."

"You'll catch a cold if you sleep on the floor, so put it on the bed."

"Oh, this is indeed my negligence..."

After a simple conversation, the parents did not intend to wake up the sleeping children to interrupt their lunch together.At the same time, the mother, who was reminded by the child's father, walked into the room on tiptoe, gently picked up Bolton who was lying on the ground, and tried to transfer him from the ground to the bed.

"…………Um?"

However, the transfer seemed to wake the sleeping child, causing him to wake from his sleep, rubbing and opening his hazy eyes before being put to bed.

"Sorry baby, I woke you up."

"Forget it, if you wake up, there's nothing you can do. Let's have lunch together, Bolton, go and wash your face."

Seeing that the child was woken up, the child's father shook his head at the child's mother, saying that it was not her fault, then changed his strategy and planned to have lunch with the child.

"What's the matter, my little Bolton, don't you want to wash your face, and still want to sleep?"

For some reason, Bolton, who always listened to his parents, was a little abnormal today. Instead of going directly to the bathroom to wash his face as usual, he sat on the bed and stared at his arms, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Bolton, be obedient, be a good boy, go wash your face, and then let's eat."

After Bolton maintained this state for about 5 minutes, his father had to remind him again that even if Bolton just woke up, 5 minutes should be enough to wake him up.

"Dad... I'm hungry."

This time, Bolton did not ignore his father's words, and turned his head in his father's direction at a slower speed, but Bolton seemed very hesitant when he said this.

"My little Bolton, what's bothering you? Don't worry, tell mother."

"Okay, okay, if you don't want to wash your face, then we won't wash it, and come over to eat first."

Looking at Bolton who was completely different from usual, his parents obviously had no other way. Their eyes met in the air, and each could see the helplessness in the other's eyes.

After all, no matter how you look at it, Bolton is acting very wrong now, with a preoccupied look on his face. As his parents, there is no good way to do it at this time.

"However, Jack said, these are not delicious, the best food in the world is..."

boom! ! !

Before Bolton could finish speaking, the door of the room was kicked open with a loud bang, and a defused grenade was thrown directly at their feet.

"Oh my god!!!"

“Holy shit!!!”

The moment the grenade appeared in the field of vision of Bolton's parents, their throats did not go through their brains, and they instinctively let out a cry of surprise. After realizing what it was, they both blocked Bolton's face.

boom!

However, their actions were obviously one step too late. Before their actions were completed, the grenade made a dull sound, and a large amount of gas gushed out of it.

"Cough, cough cough, cough cough..."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

The moment the grenade took effect, Bolton's parents immediately felt a strong sense of irritation in the nasal cavity, making them feel stuffy, difficult to breathe, snot and tears flowing out uncontrollably, and accompanied by a strong desire to vomit.

They immediately realized that the detonation grenade was not the anti-personnel fragmentation grenade they thought, but a tear gas grenade for riot control.

But even so, they couldn't understand why someone would suddenly kick open the door of their house and throw a tear gas grenade directly.

Unfortunately, because they had just come into contact with the tear gas grenade, most of their senses were almost completely deprived by the power of the tear gas grenade. There was no way to sort out their verbal inquiries, and they could only cover their faces and wailed on the ground.

"Report, the B2 area is completely suppressed, and the target is confirmed to be successfully captured!"

"Very well, Smoke and Pulse take the target to area A2, and the rest follow me to area B3."

"learn!"

"Ok!"

"clear."

The group of unknown people who broke in didn't care about Bolton's parents who were still wailing on the ground. After confirming that their mission had been accomplished, they quickly assigned tasks and took action.

"Cough...help...cough cough...help!!!"

"Leave...cough...Bolton, coughcough...at least let...cough...Bolton go, he's just a child."

Because they were still under the effect of the tear gas grenade, Bolton's parents didn't understand what these people were doing, so they could only endure the pain on the ground and beg them for mercy.

"Sir, what are they going to do?"

"...Take them away together, this is an order from above."

"Tsk, what an annoying job."

"Complaining won't solve the problem, someone has to do it."

"...That's why I hate it."

As the group of unknown people talked, Bolton's parents realized their mistake.

In any case, judging from their brief conversation, they didn't look like robbers or robbers at all, but more like soldiers belonging to the country.

However, compared with robbers and robberies, the danger of people from the army breaking into their homes suddenly is to a large extent greater than that of robbers breaking into their homes.