Slimes also want to be evil gods

Under the prompt of Ye Shen Shen, Jie Shen Zhuyin immediately noticed the refrigerator in the corner of the living room, and also noticed a purple suit on the sofa next to the refrigerator, and this purple suit is really unique , Jushen Zhu Yin would not think that she was wrong in such a situation.

"This is definitely the one worn by Ye Shen Shen, but why are you here... Could it be cohabitation?!"

Although Jieshen Zhuyin thought a lot just now, it was just a hypothesis in the final analysis. When he saw this decisive evidence, he couldn't help being stunned. In this kind of place, it is too great to find that the clothes of Ye Shenchen can represent , even if they are really brothers and sisters who are related by blood, the cohabitation of young and energetic young girls is definitely beyond her expectations.

It would be bad if there was no blood relationship. Even she knew what cohabitation between men and women without blood relationship meant. This was too shocking for a female high school student who had just left middle school.

Does the so-called awareness mean to be aware of the fact of cohabitation? !

Minakami Akane had already started to think about opening her mouth suddenly to leave this room that had become like a different dimension.

Squeak!

"Here, this is my favorite drink, Dr. Pepper (Dr. Pepper)"

While Minakami Akane was observing Yagami Shen's clothes, the refrigerator behind her was opened, and at the same time, a male voice that almost stopped her heart came from behind her.

"Ye, Ye Shen... Shen?"

She turned around hastily, but what caught her eyes was not the male Yagami Shen she had imagined, but the female version of Yagami Shen who was still acting in a female posture, holding a bottle of Dr. Pepper (Dr. Pepper) in her hand.

The dislocation of the voice and the characters made her stunned for a moment, and made her open her mouth and look at Ye Shenchen in disbelief.

"I would rather you call me now, Ye Shenjing."

Chapter 11 Friends

"Ehhhhhhh!!!"

Minakami Akane's voice was so astonished that her voice was a little distorted, her eyes widened like a tuna stranded on the beach, her jaw trembled slightly and she couldn't form effective sentences, she could only vibrate her vocal cords to make it utter an incomprehensible weirdness tone.

"Don't be in a daze, take it."

Compared with Zhuyin, who was affected by the chaos spell at the moment, Shen Ye Shen looked unusually plain. It ignored Zhuyin's noise, and motioned her to take the Dr. Pepper (Dr. Pepper) from it.

"Uh, thanks... wait, this is not the time for this, you, you, you..."

Minakami Zhuyin reflexively took the Dr.pepper in Ye Shenchen's hand, but she didn't intend to open it to drink at all, and still looked at it with the screaming expression depicted by the impressionist painter Edvard Munch. Ye Shen Shen.

"Tsk, it's too much to use you as a classmate, and repeat it three times, in case I didn't hear clearly?"

Although it is understandable that Jieshen Zhu Yin will make such an expression, Ye Shenshen still pays attention to the strange details. After all, there are two kinds of things that have been expected and those that have not been expected. It doesn't matter to some, but there's always a small group of people who don't care about it.

Apparently, Ye Shen Shen is the kind of person who would worry about such trivial matters.

"No, I'm sorry, Ye Shen...... classmate?"

Maybe it was because Ye Shenchen's flat expression affected Minakami Zhuyin, and she gradually calmed down, not as chaotic as in the beginning, but she paused for a while when calling Ye Shenchen, as if she felt that it was not right to choose any of them. Well, in the end I chose a relatively generic title.

"Well, what's the matter?"

Unlike Zhu Yin, who had to struggle for a long time to answer a single sentence, Shen Ye answered her very simply, making Zhu Yin even feel that the person who revealed this great secret was herself, not the abnormally calm Ye Shen. .

"You are really Yagami-san, right? That Yagami-san, right? That Yagami-san who asked Sato-sensei to sit in the penultimate row by the window, right?!"

Jieshen Zhuyin still can't believe this fact. To be honest, in a certain sense, this fact may have a greater impact on her three views than Ye Shen Shen (female version) living with Ye Shen Shen (male version).

"Why do you ask such a natural thing?"

Ye Shen Shen looked at Ji Shen Zhu Yin with some doubts, as if he was thinking about why she would ask such an obvious question.

"You actually asked why..."

All God Zhuyin looked at the dignified and beautiful girl version of Ye Shen Shen in front of her, and felt that her outlook on life 16 years ago had collapsed. After all, from her perspective, Ye Shen Shen in front of her had black hair like ebony. Her hair is white, her skin is as white as the first snow, and her lips are as red as a tide of blood. She is a beautiful girl who will amaze anyone who sees her.

Even looking at her in bewilderment now, even the female Minakami Akane seems to be full of charm, and the real identity of such a beautiful girl is...

"Compared to these, do you want to play a round?"

During the conversation, Ye Shen Shen took out the playing cards used last time from the drawer and gestured to Minakami Zhu Yin.

"Ah, poker pyramids and stuff really can't be done!"

Seeing Ye Shen Shen take out the playing cards, Jie Shen Zhu Yin immediately thought of its miraculous poker stacking technique, but this technique is obviously not something ordinary people like her can do.

"Hmm... so how about this, after I fold it, you choose one and draw it out, if it falls down, I win, if it doesn't fall down, you win."

Without waiting for Jiegami Zhuyin to answer, Ye Shenchen picked up the playing cards and started stacking them with a flick of his wrist. The speed was as fast as before, so fast that Jiegami Zhuyin suspected that he and Ye Shen Shen might not be the same creature.

"Ye Shen... Jing, I'd better tell you to be quiet now, why do you dress up like this?"

Originally, Zhuyin wanted to speak about classmate Yagami, but for some reason, she changed her words when she reached her mouth, and her tone was not as obvious as before, and she herself noticed the change in herself.

Generally speaking, it would be an earth-shattering event to learn that a person she knew suddenly changed from ♀ to ♂, but in fact Jieshen Zhuyin was not as surprised as she imagined.

No, no, she was indeed very surprised, but this surprise only lasted for a short time.

In the final analysis, it was because Ye Shen Shen's reaction was too normal.

Casually uttering such important news that would definitely scare ordinary people, but then having an ordinary conversation as usual, as if saying that the weather is really nice today or something.

"Why? There is no reason, it just happened without knowing it. Does it need a reason?"

However, in just a few tens of seconds, Ye Shenchen's poker pyramid was half built, and it didn't affect its actions at all while talking and building.

"Oh... Yes, it's really not necessary, it doesn't matter anymore."

Looking at Ye Shen Shen who was calmly stacking the poker pyramid in front of him, Jun Shen Zhu Yin was silent for a while, and suddenly burst out laughing out of nowhere.

She gave up thinking about those miscellaneous things, and focused on the poker pyramid that Ye Shenchen was building at this moment. Coincidentally, Ye Shenchen's poker pyramid was also built at this time.

"Come on, draw one, and then throw the dice that represents fate"

Ye Shen Shen recited this sentence in a tone like a poet, and this way of reciting did not know where it hit Minakami Akane's smile, making her cover her mouth and hold back so that she would not let The laughter came out, and the biggest effect of doing so was probably to exercise the abdominal muscles.

"Why draw cards by throwing dice... Puff, poker dice, I can't help it, dice poof."

I don't know why this passage hit Minakami Zhuyin's smile, every word she said seemed to be trying her best to exercise her abdominal muscles, and she couldn't hold on halfway through, and laughed out loud while holding her belly.

I don't understand, Ye Shenchen looked at Jigami Zhuyin who was laughing in front of him inexplicably, although Jigami Zhuyin laughed hard, but Ye Shenchen didn't quite understand the point of the joke, or it didn't know why such a sentence Words can make her laugh for so long.

Could it be that this is a joke that humans can only understand, and it is already a joke that slimes can't understand humans? !

Looking at Zhu Yin, who had collapsed abdominal muscles in front of him, Ye Shen thought for a moment whether it was his fault.

But after laughing for a while, Jieshen Zhu Yin also came back to his senses, and looked at Ye Shen Shen in front of him.

"Hey, Jing... we are friends, right?"

"Is not it?"

"Please teach me more from now on, Ye Shenjing."

Chapter 12 Riverside

The so-called friends refer to people who are connected by cognitive patterns regardless of age, gender, region, race, social role and religious belief, who respect each other, share good things with each other, and can consciously give help to each other when they need it. and its lasting relationship.

"So that's how it is, this can indeed be regarded as a friend."

Walking along the river that divides Nakatsugawa City and Nagano City, Yagami recalled the conversation he had with Minakami Akane.

If it comes time to have to abandon this part of the body, Ye Shenchen may need to use the split body of Jishen Zhuyin to obtain a new life, then at that time, whether Jishen Zhuyin is voluntary or not, will help it as a container, so it is true It can be regarded as help within the scope of its ability.

"Speaking of which, where does this river lead to?"

After thinking of a new question, let go of the previous one. This is one of the few advantages that Ye Shenchen thinks he has. This allows him to quickly change his mind and think about the answer, just like now, he is staring at the river beside him, carefully Observing its flow direction carefully, he began to think seriously.

"Forget it, let's do a test."

I really can't see anything by looking at it, at least Ye Shenchen can't calculate how deep and wide the river is and where the final destination is just by relying on the speed of the river, even if it has a wonderful ability, But this kind of thing can only be understood by math wizards with specialization in science.

It chose to pull off its little finger and throw it directly into the river. This was the most unpretentious solution for it. Of course, it had checked that no one was around before throwing its finger.

"Tsk... a little reckless."

The moment the severed finger fell into the river, Ye Shenchen felt something was wrong.

The part of the body that fell into the water is not as tough as her main body because it only contains a small amount of energy. It is okay to say that it is lurking in the human body, but after mixing with the river water, this part of the body begins to disperse.

This is not disappearing, these bodies that merged into the water exist, but the bodies are too scattered, making it difficult for Ye Shenchen to reunite these bodies in the water, although Ye Shenchen can immediately stabilize if he moves his consciousness over, But this is meaningless at all, as long as the consciousness turns back, it will immediately disperse again.

Ok?

Suddenly, Ye Shenchen felt something touching part of the body that was already in the river, and judging from the feeling of stirring the water, it should be some kind of fish in the river.

It's up to you!

After confirming that the fish was within the range of the split body, Ye Shenchen immediately manipulated this part of the body into the unfortunate river fish.

The moment Ye Shenchen's body forcibly entered the fish's body, the river fish trembled wildly. Unfortunately, this tremor could not stop it from diving in as a liquid.Although the struggle was violent, it was useless, but within a few dozen seconds, the river fish changed from struggling violently to being frozen.

But this fish didn't die, it just couldn't get used to it for a while. The weight of a human little finger may not be worth mentioning to a human, but it is quite different to a river fish, but Ye Shenchen is not interested Concerned about the fate of this fish in the future, after all, it only does this to avoid unnecessary waste.

"There is such a disadvantage in dividing too loosely. You have to pay attention next time."

Feeling that most of the body had entered the fish body, Ye Shen Shen couldn't help sighing.However, it also suspects that it may be because too little energy is left on the split body.

These energies are indeed enough to be placed in the human body as a split body, but once the environment is changed from the human body to the nature of the river, the split body that only carries 0.1 energy is indeed a bit weak, and these energies can only guarantee They are what they are, not ordinary liquids. .

Having said that, Ye Shenchen doesn't have enough energy, even if his theory is correct, he doesn't have enough energy to squander it just to prove it, and now he can only let this part of his body lurk in this river fish .

"Forget it, let's do it now."

Feeling the panicked escape of the river fish into the distance, Ye Shenchen lost interest, and it didn't come here today for this matter, it came to see if there was a suitable store nearby.

Although it is also an option to place the split body in the body of an animal, such as the river fish that entered now, but considering the energy that the split body can obtain after entering the human body, Ye Shenchen still thinks that it is most efficient to put the split body in a human body.

In order to achieve this goal, opening a coffee shop is the most efficient way for Ye Shenchen to do so. It was not a joke to tell Minakami Zhu Yin that he wanted to open a coffee shop.

First of all, human beings can definitely feel that something has entered their body. Leaving aside the difficulty of forcibly parasitizing, if the same weird incident happens many times, there may be some monsters like Ministry of Defense, Exorcist, and Punisher. Something jumps out from within, after all it knows so little about the world.

In this way, how to get humans to drink its split body actively has become the key. Thinking about it this way, opening a coffee shop is a better choice. After all, it already knows how to do this through previous experiments with Minakami Zhuyin is totally doable.

"There aren't any free commercial houses around here..."

Ye Shenchen looked at the storefronts along the way, but he couldn't find them. Of course, of course, it doesn't mean that it is too picky, but that there are really no storefronts that are being rented out in this place. It walked forward again After walking for about 10 minutes, he finally saw a commercial building that was enough to serve as a coffee shop in his heart.

The appearance of this commercial building looks no different from other commercial buildings, but there is one thing, this commercial building is not rented out, but sold directly.

Yes, that's right, this commercial house did not choose to rent it out to others, but chose to settle it once and for all.