Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

Joshua hated his teeth itching, but he couldn’t say it clearly, so he had to press the irritation in his heart, and said pleasantly: “That… How much more do you want? ”

“Lunch for five plus drinks… Not much, one galleon and six west is enough. Convert to Muggle currency… Forget it, I’ll give you the money for change…”

So angry that Joshua really wanted to slap the money on his old smiling face.

After topping up the money, Tom Sr. graciously led Joshua to the small patio behind the bar, opening the way to Diagon Alley for him.

Joshua didn’t have much smile on his face, to be honest… This patio gave him a little bad association.

The small slate toilet next to a small restaurant in the countryside is basically like this. Not to mention the dirty, there is also a faint smell of fishy, maybe Old Tom is too lazy to pour the swill in the store or something, just pour it directly here… Gagging….

After walking out of the small patio, Joshua, who breathed in the fresh air, felt a little better.

Diagon Alley, as the most prosperous commercial street in the magical world of Ying Country, is undoubtedly unqualified.

It’s really… Too narrow and too short. Although the streets are lined with those prestigious N-year-old shops, this cannot hide the place

The fact that there is not enough space and the value of land is increasing day by day. Basically, as long as there is no one on the street, you can see the Gringotts at the end of the street from the Leaky Cauldron Bar on the street.

However, the constant sound of customers soliciting customers from the shops on both sides of the street still makes people want to shop, especially now that Joshua has a lot of money in his pocket.

[System, turn on the Sky Eye scanning mode for me, I will set off a bloody shopping sweep in Diagon Alley! ] Pick up the leaky king! I’m done! 】

【… Sorry, host, this system does not have the above features…].

Seeking help from the system was fruitless, and Joshua could only put aside his delusions and honestly move forward with the flow of people.

There were many people in Diagon Alley, but they were all adult wizards, and they all looked at Joshua in amazement when they saw him walking around here. Older children go to school, younger children have parents to follow… This can seem very obtrusive.

There are also a few wizards who are not good people at first glance, all wrapped themselves up like mummies, and dare to emerge from dark corners in broad daylight, intending to hook Joshua with words and lead him somewhere. But Joshua ignored the guys and just walked forward on his own.

Unlike the strange little shops on the street, Joshua saw the full picture of Gringotts and had an idea in his heart: [Lying groove! This bank Genima has the temperament of an upstart…].

The tallest white building in the entire Diagon Alley is it, not to mention the two muscular goblin guards at the door, but why are their clothes gold-encrusted? And that gate! Bronze! Is the door made of bronze strong burglar resistant? Not strong, the use of this thing is simply to show off wealth!

Heaven pity see, Joshua has lived two lifetimes, and the most arrogant clothes he wears are only the shameless open-crotch pants that showed the little sparrow when he was a child in his previous life, and the most arrogant gate he has ever used is only the steel door installed in the house in this life….

Gritting his teeth and looking at the doorman was nothing, Joshua could only continue walking.

However, within a few steps, there was another silver gate, this door was even more presumptuous than just now, and there were a few lines of large characters engraved on it:

Please come in, stranger, but beware, what will happen to insatiable greed; Blindly taking and getting something for nothing, you will be punished most severely; Therefore if you want to take from our underground vault, a piece of wealth that never belonged to you, O thief, you have been warned; Beware of attracting not treasure, but evil retribution. (English slag thinks this translation is weird…) ）

Joshua was resentful and calculated in his heart how much this gate could be sold for, and by the way, he found a counter with fewer people at the back of the line.

“Next.”

Gringotts’ employees are basically goblins, with big heads, thin bodies, long hands and feet, and short bodies are their distinctive physical features, and the voice of the goblin in front of Joshua sounds a bit like a male duck.

The attitude towards this kind of creature Joshua is respectful, even a little disgusting, perhaps because they break the perfect image left in Joshua’s heart by the various goblin sisters in the daily manga…

“Sir, I would like to exchange a little currency, a Muggle currency for gold gallons…”

“Oh? Of course. The goblin craned his neck to see Joshua clearly. Although it was very low, its work counter was high, and this feeling of being looked down on from above made Joshua even more uncomfortable.

Joshua pulled out his banknotes, and the denominations were placed on a table.

Although this is a lot of money, it inevitably reminds Joshua of the feeling of little fart children using all their savings to buy a snack to eat.

“I want to exchange £1,000, I should be able to exchange it for 200 galleons, right? Can then 30 of them be exchanged for silver and copper nat? I’ll need to shop later…”

“It is one of our jobs to provide high-quality service to our customers, sir.” When the performance was in hand, this goblin was naturally very happy, gladly took Joshua’s banknotes, put them into the cabinet under the table without looking at them, and grabbed a large handful of gold and silver coins after a few pulls.

“This is the currency you exchanged, the bag is an extra gift to you, please fill out this form after counting the property.”

(Due to the urging of sand sculpture netizens…) A few more chapters later)