Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

“The biggest reason you failed…. It’s that the villain dies of talking too much! ”

Joshua thought about it, and what he had just done seemed a little stupid….

Although the JO family has mastered fantastic poses for generations, which one is not wonderful and handsome?

[Or… Plagiarize one first? Araki old demon should not be asking me for copyright tax…] Joshua touched his chin and thought for a moment, compared to the previous generations of JOJO or Sanjo Kujo Jotaro’s posture is the best and most normal, turn the brim of the hat and then half sideways, stretching out his finger in front of him. (Keep your gesture slightly higher than your shoulder!) ）

With the most grim expression, he said to the enemy: “The biggest reason for your defeat …. It’s that the villain dies of talking too much! ”

[Uh-huh… Or Sanqiao is a little more handsome…. This should be remembered in a small book… Before you come up with your own JOJO, let’s take Sanjo’s actions to transition! 】

“Eh This is really, the movement is a little big, young man…” Just as Joshua scratched his head to adjust his wonderful posture, Joshua suddenly heard a strange sound of footsteps behind him, and the footsteps carried a slightly greasy sound, which made Joshua shudder.

“What man! What people! What people! Joshua was shocked, he was still too tender, and quickly observed the surrounding environment left and right. Without determining whether it is safe, I subconsciously relaxed my vigilance, but taboo, and now the system has not prompted the task to be completed!

The voice was behind Joshua, but when Joshua turned around, he saw only a black figure hidden in the shadow of the store.

[Hey, hey, hey… No way… Hit the small one and come the old one? What the hell is this guy who is the ultimate boss of Overturned Alley? 】

A cold sweat fell from the corner of Joshua’s forehead, and he withdrew his wand in front of him, and it was very rude to aim his wand at someone without finding out what the other party was into.

“I don’t know sir… Who is it? What’s so expensive? There were only two people quietly watching each other in the alley, and the air temperature seemed to drop to freezing.

“I… It’s the shop owner! ”

A figure in the darkness came out of the store, repeatedly combing the oily hair hanging down his face with his hands. His voice and his hair were greasy and oily. He was wearing a dirty and somewhat worn black robe, and he couldn’t see his age, but he was also fifty or sixty years old.

This man’s answer almost made Joshua angry, your final boss-like figure turned out to be a shop owner?! Beware of the liver and jump!

“Then what do you want to do uncle… I’m afraid of appearing behind people so suddenly! ”

The corner of the shop owner’s mouth twitched slightly, “Will you be afraid?” Don’t laugh, young man, you can defeat this evil dog in the alley! And the action at the end is inexplicably handsome! ”

Joshua’s little face turned red at once, “You… Did you see that? ”

“Ah…” the shop owner was a little suspicious, as if wondering why Joshua would ask himself that. Oh, yes… See, after all, the two of you were so fierce when you just fought… But seriously, lad, that last move of yours…”

The look of shame on Joshua’s face was even worse, and he interrupted the shop owner, “Stop! Uncle! You are my uncle! Don’t say it! Let’s talk about something! Don’t get into such idle success! ”

The shop owner saw Joshua’s face blushing and couldn’t help but mutter, “After all, it’s still a child… It’s obviously such a handsome pose…”

“You still say!”

“Okay, okay… Then I’ll get down to business…” The shop owner said positively, “How are you going to compensate?” ”

“Huh? Miscellaneous…. What compensation? Joshua didn’t understand a little.

The shop owner shook his head, spread his hands and said to Joshua: “Oops, oops… You’re really… Didn’t you realize that when you fought with this turtle sun just now, my shop was also injured?!” ”

“Your shop?”

“Nonsense! My shop! My 24K solid gold roof! This is a treasure passed down from my grandfather’s grandfather’s generation! Ahem, you just need to give me three hundred galleons, and we will write it off for both, how? The shopkeeper’s tone changed very well, one second he was crying about his miserable experience, and the next he was reaching for money.

“Wow! Why are you so shameless?! Three hundred galleons?! Why don’t you go to Gringotts to grab it?! Besides… Isn’t there still a person lying on this ground?! You go and ask him for it! It’s okay to strip him naked and sell him to Africa for money! I’m just a kid, why do you target me like that?! ”

Joshua was a little crazy, what kind of thing is this, are half of the people in the wizarding world stupid?

I meet a performance artist on the road, and if I say hello to him, I will be chased to the ends of the earth; Accidentally broke someone else’s shop roof… Well, it’s their own fault… But the asking price of three hundred gold gallons is too pitted! What other treasure passed down for a hundred years?! This is clearly touching porcelain!

“So… Do you not want to give it? The shop owner’s expression turned cold.

“This… You’re asking for a bit too expensive, right? Or… Thirty galleons? Ahem… How about ten galleons? Joshua timidly stretched out five fingers, afraid that the other party would beat himself if he was dissatisfied.

The shop owner shook his head again, “Kid… These five galleons are enough money for me to rebuild a roof… But…” the corners of his mouth curved an arc, “I said three hundred galleons… It’s really not much at all… Never mind! Leave the money and you go! ”